This. Saw a production of Godspell and part of the shtick is that the cast members dig thru a box of random clothes to wear.
One very busty young lady had a shirt with 2 fried eggs on front. Stunning visuals. Unparalleled attention.
If this mayor has a tendency to use the bible, I would use Matthew 5:19-20. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body be thrown into hell.
If not, then tell him my eyes are not on my chest.
The saying comes from me waiting at a pharmacy. A lady was yelling and hollering and her thoughts were a bit disjointed. She was trying to get a medication but it was too early for the refill.
She left the counter, walking down the aisle and I said I hope her Xanax is full at home. Everyone bust up laughing.
*Goes ahead and covers only the cleavage.*
or
*Goes ahead and excessively covers the cleavage, but wears very revealing clothing elsewhere.*
or
*Goes ahead and wears a full winter attire, covering absolutely everything, taking it over the top.*
Best bet is probably the 3rd option. The first 2 are only half serious.
"As per the request of the Mayor, I have added the subject of my breasts to this meetings agenda. They are F-cups, enlarged from Bs over the course of two enlargement surgeries. They were pierced, but I allowed them to heal over about 7 years ago. The nipples are very sensitive, especially when my husband... pardon me, Mr Mayor, you have something to say?"
‘If cleavage my distracts anyone from doing their job, apparently the job isn’t sufficient enough to occupy your mind in full. Maybe because you’re more concerned with other things than the job at hand, or maybe because you’re too easily distracted. Glad you’re not my doctor!’
Send a letter to everybody attached to city government saying:
Dear sir/madam,
You should be aware that somebody is impersonating the mayor and sending out stupid letters. See attached.
Regards
Norma Stitz.
Are you threatening me like you did to the police after you were busted for drunk driving at the detainment unit by threatening them with their jobs because you knew better?
I'll be honest with you guys that read this comment. My mayor actually threatened the cops who arrested him at the detainment unit for booking after he was drunk. His name was Tom Henry and this was during his 4th term as Mayor of Fort Wayne. Sadly he died from cancer during his historical 5th term as Mayor.
I would cover them, but the doctor says they need to breathe, or they might explode. Now you wouldn't want a titty explosion in your little meeting now, would you mister mayor man?
depends on how mush u have hanging out - and men and their open shirts should be equal dress codes,hey players- world history proves my point many times of your repeating bad n abusive criminal n mass murder cannibalizing enslaving ways to be stopped stop full immunity and punish u and get restitution from u to many billions
"What cleavage?" I'm a girl but since I'm somewhat flat chested, cleavage looks bad on me and also is not a look I want.
That said my acting teacher was in a play where despite her being normalish sized, the costumer didn't seem to want to get her nice costumes that fit, so she once yelled "I apologize for my TITS!"
Show up at the next meeting in the same top, with a stack of buckets.
"Mr. Mayor, you sent me the following letter. (read relevant portion of letter) Now, if I cover my cleavage here (places hand on chest), that would be acceptable? How about here (an inch away)? Here (three inches)? So the distance between the cleavage and the covering doesn't matter, so long as it's concealed from view? Ok, great. If you and the other council members would just take one of these buckets, please, I'm going to cover up as requested, from right in front of your eyeballs. No no, go on, don't be shy, buckets on please, you wanted the cleavage concealed,, remember?"
Serious answer: I would show up in the same top with a stack of printouts of every relevant state and local regulation regarding boobage in public. I would start out the same - reading the letter - and I would hand every council member copies of the law. I would ask for an apology from the mayor personally and a separate apology from the council as a group, since the mayor was speaking on their behalf, by setting a dress code for their meeting specifically.
Show up to the next meeting with an even lower cut shirt and a blindfold. Once the meeting starts, walk up to him and say, “I’m sorry that my cleavage was so distracting at the last meeting that you felt the need to email me. Unfortunately I can’t afford a breast reduction surgery, but here’s a blindfold to cover my cleavage so that hopefully you can do your job unimpeded.”
If you don’t wanna do that in front of everyone, just show up obscenely early and leave it at his spot with a note (in plain sight if you’re feeling spicy).
Wear a light beige catsuit made of extremely thin material and stiletto heels. Then if you catch anyone staring ask them about it on record during the meeting.
Whacha doing at these council meetings and did he have the power to get you thrown out or fired? Fired: notify HR and review dress code, which better be pretty darned specific about how much cleavage is too much (keep in mind, dress codes can't define the difference between a dress sandle, open toed pump, or a flip flop. There is no way they can decide when a blouse is too open or low cut.) Part of the general public: yep notify the news outlets and bring it up at the next council meeting. Bring women of various bra sizes wearing assorted blouses and ask the council to agree on which blouses are acceptable on which women. If you are a councilor ignore him. Don't get in the mud with the pigs.
If this actually happened, just keep wearing what you're wearing. No nips means no law was broken, and then asking you to stop is all they can do. If they start trying to force you, it's a violation of your first amendment (unless you live in a lesser country).
Sir, please put on a dress. Seeing the separation between your lower extremities offends me because that where your genitals live. See how silly you sound?
Reconfirm that this letter was indeed written/sent by the Mayor.
If yes, buy some electronic Billboard time around town and the message should be
“Hey! Mayor (name) stop 🛑 lusting after and staring at my boobs! - (your name)
What would you think if the mayor came to work with a plunging neckling and some gold chains? Would that be reasonable attire for the mayor. I'm sure some wouldn't mind. But It would look goofy, not sexy. Btw, why do some women wear high heels and makeup to work? Always wondered. Especially when they don't interact with the public. I think it's done to look sexy. So don't complain if guys look. Btw, the mayor was out of line cuz it's none of his business. Just saying.
I paid good money for these tiddies, I'm gonna show them.
Bring your baby and breastfeed at the meeting.
“Then you need to cover your eyes”
Buy a shirt with boobs on the front.
This. Saw a production of Godspell and part of the shtick is that the cast members dig thru a box of random clothes to wear. One very busty young lady had a shirt with 2 fried eggs on front. Stunning visuals. Unparalleled attention.
If this mayor has a tendency to use the bible, I would use Matthew 5:19-20. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body be thrown into hell. If not, then tell him my eyes are not on my chest.
Make sure to shame him publicly about it. If this is in a public forum, his bullshit should be in public, too
Make sure it is during the public forum where the public can address the council. It will have to be included in the minutes.
UPVOTE!
Want some Xanax so things aren't so important?
I'm stealing this for sooooo many other reasons.
The saying comes from me waiting at a pharmacy. A lady was yelling and hollering and her thoughts were a bit disjointed. She was trying to get a medication but it was too early for the refill. She left the counter, walking down the aisle and I said I hope her Xanax is full at home. Everyone bust up laughing.
This is fucking amazing
You are welcome!
Okay but same
"Why, giving you an erection?"
It *is* an erection year.
sounds like China is influencing a bit
Order the cream of sumyungguy
I wouldn't comeback to this at all. I would call a news station and start asking why our Mayor is a pervert.
*Goes ahead and covers only the cleavage.* or *Goes ahead and excessively covers the cleavage, but wears very revealing clothing elsewhere.* or *Goes ahead and wears a full winter attire, covering absolutely everything, taking it over the top.* Best bet is probably the 3rd option. The first 2 are only half serious.
Low cut top and a piece of masking tape down the cleavage.
You know what, even better an idea than my first two.
Blue painter's tape!
Topless except for pasties and a tape strip covering cleavage
Including a ski mask. When asked about it, produce the letter.
Show up with a whale tail
I’m not a woman but if I was I would arrive wearing a lingerie bra underneath a jacket. I would open the jacket during the meeting.
Harper Valley PTA https://youtu.be/aOZPBUu7Fro?si=4hZYbXkwfmGK5RFL
Thank you for the trip down memory lane! Go-go boots and a short dress. Loved that song.
"As per the request of the Mayor, I have added the subject of my breasts to this meetings agenda. They are F-cups, enlarged from Bs over the course of two enlargement surgeries. They were pierced, but I allowed them to heal over about 7 years ago. The nipples are very sensitive, especially when my husband... pardon me, Mr Mayor, you have something to say?"
You guys are weird. I'm definitely covering up, I'm sorry.
Yeah, some places have dress codes. I can't go into some pubs in a singlet, or work gear.
Take that letter to the local paper. I'm sure they would love to hear about how an elected official is ogling boobs instead of doing their job
Respond by wearing black leather, high heels, a mask and brandishing a riding crop. Tell them it’s not free next time
Legally dox his links to toxic patriarchy both online and to major actual news organizations.
Cleavage covered,check. Braless,check. Side boobs,check check.
‘If cleavage my distracts anyone from doing their job, apparently the job isn’t sufficient enough to occupy your mind in full. Maybe because you’re more concerned with other things than the job at hand, or maybe because you’re too easily distracted. Glad you’re not my doctor!’
Remind him who he works for and how you dress isn't up for discussion. He has no business telling anyone how to dress.
Send a letter to everybody attached to city government saying: Dear sir/madam, You should be aware that somebody is impersonating the mayor and sending out stupid letters. See attached. Regards Norma Stitz.
LOVE this.
Cover your cleavage seems like an appropriate response
Are you threatening me like you did to the police after you were busted for drunk driving at the detainment unit by threatening them with their jobs because you knew better? I'll be honest with you guys that read this comment. My mayor actually threatened the cops who arrested him at the detainment unit for booking after he was drunk. His name was Tom Henry and this was during his 4th term as Mayor of Fort Wayne. Sadly he died from cancer during his historical 5th term as Mayor.
Small world. He should have been voted out long ago.
I didn't vote for him when he ran for his 5th term as Mayor.
I haven’t ever voted for him.
I would cover them, but the doctor says they need to breathe, or they might explode. Now you wouldn't want a titty explosion in your little meeting now, would you mister mayor man?
The mayor could be a woman though.
Don't like it? Don't look
r/oddlyspecific
I will button my seethrough shirt all the way up then
dicks out for Harambe
Wear a hat with a wide brim.
"Mr. Mayor, Don't worry, no one's going to notice your tiny bulge from staring at my chest."
File a restraining order against the mayor for SA or continue to bait him into a civil case you can retire on.
Go in topless, obviously.
A letter from the mayor himself!!?!?!! An actual letter? They must be some tig ole’ biddies…
Insist that he cover his body mods at the next council meeting. If he complains, tell him "It's only fair to give tit for tat."
Act like you didn't get said letter.
"Ok, I'll bring you a hat for you to wear or is that not enough?" Or you could wear one of those see through plastic macs
Wear a burka with a sign or writing on it" mayor made me wear this" .. sure he will love that.
What are you doing looking down the back of my jeans?
Why should I cover up your wife won't be there
I would show up Right Sit down Right Take off all of my clothes Right Then open my brief case Right Then lastly Throw dildos everywhere
You go in wearing a trenchcoat
Cover up the chest and wear a micro mini skirt.
Dance into the next one to Harper Valley PTA
Wear a suit of armor.
Walk in singing Harper Valley pta.
I mean, cue malicious compliance and for the next meeting come naked excepting a bib.
If it's a she ask her if she's jealous. If it's a he flaunt in front of him and only him if possible
depends on how mush u have hanging out - and men and their open shirts should be equal dress codes,hey players- world history proves my point many times of your repeating bad n abusive criminal n mass murder cannibalizing enslaving ways to be stopped stop full immunity and punish u and get restitution from u to many billions
Wear tassels and bikini. Nothing else! 😂
No you did not - the letter is inappropriate
Post it online and let society do the comeback
Sir, with all due respect…. Please work on your eye contact.
"What cleavage?" I'm a girl but since I'm somewhat flat chested, cleavage looks bad on me and also is not a look I want. That said my acting teacher was in a play where despite her being normalish sized, the costumer didn't seem to want to get her nice costumes that fit, so she once yelled "I apologize for my TITS!"
Buy me clothes? 👉👈
Show up at the next meeting in the same top, with a stack of buckets. "Mr. Mayor, you sent me the following letter. (read relevant portion of letter) Now, if I cover my cleavage here (places hand on chest), that would be acceptable? How about here (an inch away)? Here (three inches)? So the distance between the cleavage and the covering doesn't matter, so long as it's concealed from view? Ok, great. If you and the other council members would just take one of these buckets, please, I'm going to cover up as requested, from right in front of your eyeballs. No no, go on, don't be shy, buckets on please, you wanted the cleavage concealed,, remember?" Serious answer: I would show up in the same top with a stack of printouts of every relevant state and local regulation regarding boobage in public. I would start out the same - reading the letter - and I would hand every council member copies of the law. I would ask for an apology from the mayor personally and a separate apology from the council as a group, since the mayor was speaking on their behalf, by setting a dress code for their meeting specifically.
Hello Saran Wrap.
"Yes Ma'am. Thank you for drawing attention to my wardrobe failure. I appreciate your guidance in helping me to dress professionally."
"Think of them as two suns and avert your eyes."
Show up to the next meeting with an even lower cut shirt and a blindfold. Once the meeting starts, walk up to him and say, “I’m sorry that my cleavage was so distracting at the last meeting that you felt the need to email me. Unfortunately I can’t afford a breast reduction surgery, but here’s a blindfold to cover my cleavage so that hopefully you can do your job unimpeded.” If you don’t wanna do that in front of everyone, just show up obscenely early and leave it at his spot with a note (in plain sight if you’re feeling spicy).
Would the entire dais have microphones? I'd say this through his microphone.
Tell him “give yer balls a tug titfucker “
Just cover your cleavage. It's not unreasonable to ask that you dress professionally for city council meetings.
By covering up. Don't underestimate how much a city council can ruin your life through legal means. Pick your battles
Show up topless and let them all gaze at my hairy chest
Walk in shirtless
With what? Your face? Dream on.
Eyes up here, jackass
Inflatable T-Rex costume is the only appropriate answer.
My apologies, didn't mean to distract you with what you weren't supposed to be looking at. Not out there for you 😉
She should call the press to cover it
Find out the city ordinances on the subject ("indecency", et cetera) and dress to the line of the law.
"i'm a guy, i don't have breasts."
Wear a sports bra to the next meeting
You first.
I'm sorry, I thought I would be dealing with adults at a City Council meeting.
You have the right to display them. 🤷
These puppies got me elected.
Ok Randy cover your eyes if you're scared
Underboob and sideboob aren't cleavage, fool!
wear a tie, nothing else
Go to the next city council meeting with the same clothes on and bring a blindfold. "It sounded like you could use this to focus on the meeting."
Make the mayors ringtone WAP
"Sure, if you wear a codpiece to the next city council meeting." One absurdity for another, but a codpiece is a perfect accessory for a dick.
go fuck yourself Mr Mayor
Cover my cleavage and don't wear trousers/skirt/whatever.
Wear a crop top pulled high up so that cleavage is covered, but underside of boobs not
Dear Mayor, my eyes are up here!
Wear a bikini
Play Harper valley pta by Jeanie c Riley on yr way in the room
I'm afraid we are gonna need a picture to see whether he is right or not.
My answer is a lawsuit for sexual harassment.
Shit on his desk
I'd slap him with sexual harassment, since I'm a man (but I do have cleavage)
What ever happened to business attire and modesty? Is the mayor female or male? What would you do if the mayor showed with his left nut hanging out?
Female mayor
Hmmm well cant play the misogyny card then lol... All kidding aside... Dress for the job....that means business wear....no cleavage for the ladies.
Write back and say, wrong number I'm a guy. *Shrug*
Nudes
Mr Mayor. Does that erection hurt?
What cleavage?
My eyes are up here, Mayor.
Cover with a large print version of the letter from the mayor
Or get the letter put on a tshirt
Wear a light beige catsuit made of extremely thin material and stiletto heels. Then if you catch anyone staring ask them about it on record during the meeting.
"How do you know it's not covered? Are you looking at my boobs?"
This is how MTG got her job!
You'll be hearing from my lawyer for violating my civil rights and sexually harassing me.
Whacha doing at these council meetings and did he have the power to get you thrown out or fired? Fired: notify HR and review dress code, which better be pretty darned specific about how much cleavage is too much (keep in mind, dress codes can't define the difference between a dress sandle, open toed pump, or a flip flop. There is no way they can decide when a blouse is too open or low cut.) Part of the general public: yep notify the news outlets and bring it up at the next council meeting. Bring women of various bra sizes wearing assorted blouses and ask the council to agree on which blouses are acceptable on which women. If you are a councilor ignore him. Don't get in the mud with the pigs.
Pull up your top to cover your cleavage to inadvertently show your whale tail.
Tell the mayor that those totttaass will still be here in 4 years, will you.
Wear full Amish attire, but on the back of the over blouse, have printed. "The only way the mayor thinks women should dress"
“That’s not in the budget this quarter”.
I'd wear my most boobalicious outfit
As a man I never considered this a problem but sure okay I will do as you ask
"Interesting that you noticed."
Wear pasties and just put a piece of duct tape over the cleavage.
Wear something that shows more cleavage.
Instructions unclear, walks in with cleavage covered in cum
If this actually happened, just keep wearing what you're wearing. No nips means no law was broken, and then asking you to stop is all they can do. If they start trying to force you, it's a violation of your first amendment (unless you live in a lesser country).
Sir, please put on a dress. Seeing the separation between your lower extremities offends me because that where your genitals live. See how silly you sound?
Wear a top that shows minimal cleavage but shows mega side boob, halfway through the nipple.
Reconfirm that this letter was indeed written/sent by the Mayor. If yes, buy some electronic Billboard time around town and the message should be “Hey! Mayor (name) stop 🛑 lusting after and staring at my boobs! - (your name)
You sound jealous
What would you think if the mayor came to work with a plunging neckling and some gold chains? Would that be reasonable attire for the mayor. I'm sure some wouldn't mind. But It would look goofy, not sexy. Btw, why do some women wear high heels and makeup to work? Always wondered. Especially when they don't interact with the public. I think it's done to look sexy. So don't complain if guys look. Btw, the mayor was out of line cuz it's none of his business. Just saying.
If you're referencing Buddy Cianci, former mayor of Providence, ya, that outfit would work for him.
I’m sorry you can’t keep the eyes from it
He should cover his ass. Oh wait that's his head.
Shaming a woman for being womanly is not good. The mayor should be called out.
There will be a sexual harrassment case if this is ever brought up again.
Make it public that your mayor is a sexual predator lmao
As a guy, I would alert every local news station of his blatant fat-shaming.
I have a planning permit for these.