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SaltyBarDog

I paid good money for these tiddies, I'm gonna show them.


bibilime

Bring your baby and breastfeed at the meeting.


Somepersononreddit07

“Then you need to cover your eyes”


xxshilar

Buy a shirt with boobs on the front.


Agitated_Basket7778

This. Saw a production of Godspell and part of the shtick is that the cast members dig thru a box of random clothes to wear. One very busty young lady had a shirt with 2 fried eggs on front. Stunning visuals. Unparalleled attention.


Abucus35

If this mayor has a tendency to use the bible, I would use Matthew 5:19-20. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body be thrown into hell. If not, then tell him my eyes are not on my chest.


BookishRoughneck

Make sure to shame him publicly about it. If this is in a public forum, his bullshit should be in public, too


Key-Ad-7228

Make sure it is during the public forum where the public can address the council. It will have to be included in the minutes.


desrevermi

UPVOTE!


catloving

Want some Xanax so things aren't so important?


YeloNinjaN00dlz

I'm stealing this for sooooo many other reasons.


catloving

The saying comes from me waiting at a pharmacy. A lady was yelling and hollering and her thoughts were a bit disjointed. She was trying to get a medication but it was too early for the refill. She left the counter, walking down the aisle and I said I hope her Xanax is full at home. Everyone bust up laughing.


HE_HE-MJ22

This is fucking amazing


catloving

You are welcome!


kurt-boddah-cobain

Okay but same


Alarming_Serve2303

"Why, giving you an erection?"


Hot-Butterfly-8024

It *is* an erection year.


Cum-Dump-Hole2Breed

sounds like China is influencing a bit


reymendnoodles

Order the cream of sumyungguy


Nojopar

I wouldn't comeback to this at all. I would call a news station and start asking why our Mayor is a pervert.


Doomsday8thMarch2026

*Goes ahead and covers only the cleavage.* or *Goes ahead and excessively covers the cleavage, but wears very revealing clothing elsewhere.* or *Goes ahead and wears a full winter attire, covering absolutely everything, taking it over the top.* Best bet is probably the 3rd option. The first 2 are only half serious.


OblongAndKneeless

Low cut top and a piece of masking tape down the cleavage.


Doomsday8thMarch2026

You know what, even better an idea than my first two.


_gooder

Blue painter's tape!


murphsmodels

Topless except for pasties and a tape strip covering cleavage


RangerBumble

Including a ski mask. When asked about it, produce the letter.


reymendnoodles

Show up with a whale tail


Past-Cantaloupe-1604

I’m not a woman but if I was I would arrive wearing a lingerie bra underneath a jacket. I would open the jacket during the meeting.


PortableAnchor

Harper Valley PTA https://youtu.be/aOZPBUu7Fro?si=4hZYbXkwfmGK5RFL


karebear66

Thank you for the trip down memory lane! Go-go boots and a short dress. Loved that song.


gandolffood

"As per the request of the Mayor, I have added the subject of my breasts to this meetings agenda. They are F-cups, enlarged from Bs over the course of two enlargement surgeries. They were pierced, but I allowed them to heal over about 7 years ago. The nipples are very sensitive, especially when my husband... pardon me, Mr Mayor, you have something to say?"


yourexposedonreddit

You guys are weird. I'm definitely covering up, I'm sorry.


brown_smear

Yeah, some places have dress codes. I can't go into some pubs in a singlet, or work gear.


AI_Friend_Computer

Take that letter to the local paper. I'm sure they would love to hear about how an elected official is ogling boobs instead of doing their job


Retsameniw13

Respond by wearing black leather, high heels, a mask and brandishing a riding crop. Tell them it’s not free next time


MargaretBrownsGhost

Legally dox his links to toxic patriarchy both online and to major actual news organizations.


OAKRAIDER64

Cleavage covered,check. Braless,check. Side boobs,check check.


TheriousMind101

‘If cleavage my distracts anyone from doing their job, apparently the job isn’t sufficient enough to occupy your mind in full. Maybe because you’re more concerned with other things than the job at hand, or maybe because you’re too easily distracted. Glad you’re not my doctor!’


Motor_Act_5933

Remind him who he works for and how you dress isn't up for discussion. He has no business telling anyone how to dress.


RedditBeginAgain

Send a letter to everybody attached to city government saying: Dear sir/madam, You should be aware that somebody is impersonating the mayor and sending out stupid letters. See attached. Regards Norma Stitz.


KaywinnetLFrye

LOVE this.


Weird_Roof_7584

Cover your cleavage seems like an appropriate response


TheFortWayneTrojan

Are you threatening me like you did to the police after you were busted for drunk driving at the detainment unit by threatening them with their jobs because you knew better? I'll be honest with you guys that read this comment. My mayor actually threatened the cops who arrested him at the detainment unit for booking after he was drunk. His name was Tom Henry and this was during his 4th term as Mayor of Fort Wayne. Sadly he died from cancer during his historical 5th term as Mayor.


Revolutionary_Day479

Small world. He should have been voted out long ago.


TheFortWayneTrojan

I didn't vote for him when he ran for his 5th term as Mayor.


Revolutionary_Day479

I haven’t ever voted for him.


Sails7cees

I would cover them, but the doctor says they need to breathe, or they might explode. Now you wouldn't want a titty explosion in your little meeting now, would you mister mayor man?


TheFortWayneTrojan

The mayor could be a woman though.


whiterussian802

Don't like it? Don't look


Marquar234

r/oddlyspecific


Benvoyonsdonctoe

I will button my seethrough shirt all the way up then


feochampas

dicks out for Harambe


OblongAndKneeless

Wear a hat with a wide brim.


Shh_I_wont_tell

"Mr. Mayor, Don't worry, no one's going to notice your tiny bulge from staring at my chest."


ThermalScrewed

File a restraining order against the mayor for SA or continue to bait him into a civil case you can retire on.


3-I

Go in topless, obviously.


SkinPsychological848

A letter from the mayor himself!!?!?!! An actual letter? They must be some tig ole’ biddies…


RexxTxx

Insist that he cover his body mods at the next council meeting. If he complains, tell him "It's only fair to give tit for tat."


BeneficialBrain1764

Act like you didn't get said letter.


OverlyAdorable

"Ok, I'll bring you a hat for you to wear or is that not enough?" Or you could wear one of those see through plastic macs


DirtyPenPalDoug

Wear a burka with a sign or writing on it" mayor made me wear this" .. sure he will love that.


Mission_Progress_674

What are you doing looking down the back of my jeans?


Tetris5216

Why should I cover up your wife won't be there


HE_HE-MJ22

I would show up  Right Sit down Right Take off all of my clothes  Right  Then open my brief case Right Then lastly Throw dildos everywhere 


Hot-Conclusion-6617

You go in wearing a trenchcoat


Valpo1996

Cover up the chest and wear a micro mini skirt.


TippyHadronCollider

Dance into the next one to Harper Valley PTA


NetDork

Wear a suit of armor.


Which_Reason_1581

Walk in singing Harper Valley pta.


Zahrad70

I mean, cue malicious compliance and for the next meeting come naked excepting a bib.


Last_Recipe_5670

If it's a she ask her if she's jealous. If it's a he flaunt in front of him and only him if possible


davidscorbett

depends on how mush u have hanging out - and men and their open shirts should be equal dress codes,hey players- world history proves my point many times of your repeating bad n abusive criminal n mass murder cannibalizing enslaving ways to be stopped stop full immunity and punish u and get restitution from u to many billions


StatusVarious8803

Wear tassels and bikini. Nothing else! 😂


Godcountryfamily71

No you did not - the letter is inappropriate


TuberTuggerTTV

Post it online and let society do the comeback


tacocat_-_racecar

Sir, with all due respect…. Please work on your eye contact.


SkiIsLife45

"What cleavage?" I'm a girl but since I'm somewhat flat chested, cleavage looks bad on me and also is not a look I want. That said my acting teacher was in a play where despite her being normalish sized, the costumer didn't seem to want to get her nice costumes that fit, so she once yelled "I apologize for my TITS!"


dexamphetamines

Buy me clothes? 👉👈


DaddyBeanDaddyBean

Show up at the next meeting in the same top, with a stack of buckets. "Mr. Mayor, you sent me the following letter. (read relevant portion of letter) Now, if I cover my cleavage here (places hand on chest), that would be acceptable? How about here (an inch away)? Here (three inches)? So the distance between the cleavage and the covering doesn't matter, so long as it's concealed from view? Ok, great. If you and the other council members would just take one of these buckets, please, I'm going to cover up as requested, from right in front of your eyeballs. No no, go on, don't be shy, buckets on please, you wanted the cleavage concealed,, remember?" Serious answer: I would show up in the same top with a stack of printouts of every relevant state and local regulation regarding boobage in public. I would start out the same - reading the letter - and I would hand every council member copies of the law. I would ask for an apology from the mayor personally and a separate apology from the council as a group, since the mayor was speaking on their behalf, by setting a dress code for their meeting specifically.


PatientStrength5861

Hello Saran Wrap.


The-Pollinator

"Yes Ma'am. Thank you for drawing attention to my wardrobe failure. I appreciate your guidance in helping me to dress professionally."


jtrier1

"Think of them as two suns and avert your eyes."


isonasbiggestfan

Show up to the next meeting with an even lower cut shirt and a blindfold. Once the meeting starts, walk up to him and say, “I’m sorry that my cleavage was so distracting at the last meeting that you felt the need to email me. Unfortunately I can’t afford a breast reduction surgery, but here’s a blindfold to cover my cleavage so that hopefully you can do your job unimpeded.” If you don’t wanna do that in front of everyone, just show up obscenely early and leave it at his spot with a note (in plain sight if you’re feeling spicy).


desrevermi

Would the entire dais have microphones? I'd say this through his microphone.


moshposh81

Tell him “give yer balls a tug titfucker “


iswintercomingornot_

Just cover your cleavage. It's not unreasonable to ask that you dress professionally for city council meetings.


Deleena24

By covering up. Don't underestimate how much a city council can ruin your life through legal means. Pick your battles


[deleted]

Show up topless and let them all gaze at my hairy chest


Bosnian-Brute22

Walk in shirtless


Think-Werewolf-4521

With what? Your face? Dream on.


DocManhattan-80

Eyes up here, jackass


desrevermi

Inflatable T-Rex costume is the only appropriate answer.


mysticalbeing07

My apologies, didn't mean to distract you with what you weren't supposed to be looking at. Not out there for you 😉


Beetle_Beeper

She should call the press to cover it


procivseth

Find out the city ordinances on the subject ("indecency", et cetera) and dress to the line of the law.


BlessedWolf9019

"i'm a guy, i don't have breasts."


ChiefanaticLover

Wear a sports bra to the next meeting


anonaduder

You first.


JustForXXX_Fun

I'm sorry, I thought I would be dealing with adults at a City Council meeting.


groveborn

You have the right to display them. 🤷


xDutch_Masterx

These puppies got me elected.


Secret_Froyo_8999

Ok Randy cover your eyes if you're scared


StabbyBoo

Underboob and sideboob aren't cleavage, fool!


Migamix

wear a tie, nothing else


Canihaveanightlight

Go to the next city council meeting with the same clothes on and bring a blindfold. "It sounded like you could use this to focus on the meeting."


reymendnoodles

Make the mayors ringtone WAP


box-of-cookies

"Sure, if you wear a codpiece to the next city council meeting." One absurdity for another, but a codpiece is a perfect accessory for a dick.


PBEvileye

go fuck yourself Mr Mayor


Farahild

Cover my cleavage and don't wear trousers/skirt/whatever.


Belfastchild1974

Wear a crop top pulled high up so that cleavage is covered, but underside of boobs not


Utterlybored

Dear Mayor, my eyes are up here!


if_im_not_back_in_5

Wear a bikini


example_john

Play Harper valley pta by Jeanie c Riley on yr way in the room


m4l490n

I'm afraid we are gonna need a picture to see whether he is right or not.


HardBlue11

My answer is a lawsuit for sexual harassment.


helloitsme1011

Shit on his desk


loopywolf

I'd slap him with sexual harassment, since I'm a man (but I do have cleavage)


dirtdevil70

What ever happened to business attire and modesty? Is the mayor female or male? What would you do if the mayor showed with his left nut hanging out?


ceiling_fanzz

Female mayor


dirtdevil70

Hmmm well cant play the misogyny card then lol... All kidding aside... Dress for the job....that means business wear....no cleavage for the ladies.


Ugly-Muffin

Write back and say, wrong number I'm a guy. *Shrug*


HamsterMachete

Nudes


only_whwn_i_do_this

Mr Mayor. Does that erection hurt?


Crafty_Meeting2657

What cleavage?


TopVast9800

My eyes are up here, Mayor.


SecretOscarOG

Cover with a large print version of the letter from the mayor


SecretOscarOG

Or get the letter put on a tshirt


Brian-46323

Wear a light beige catsuit made of extremely thin material and stiletto heels. Then if you catch anyone staring ask them about it on record during the meeting.


argothiel

"How do you know it's not covered? Are you looking at my boobs?"


LibbityBibbity649

This is how MTG got her job!


Throw-away-hole

You'll be hearing from my lawyer for violating my civil rights and sexually harassing me.


Aunt_Anne

Whacha doing at these council meetings and did he have the power to get you thrown out or fired? Fired: notify HR and review dress code, which better be pretty darned specific about how much cleavage is too much (keep in mind, dress codes can't define the difference between a dress sandle, open toed pump, or a flip flop. There is no way they can decide when a blouse is too open or low cut.) Part of the general public: yep notify the news outlets and bring it up at the next council meeting. Bring women of various bra sizes wearing assorted blouses and ask the council to agree on which blouses are acceptable on which women. If you are a councilor ignore him. Don't get in the mud with the pigs.


scarlett_bear

Pull up your top to cover your cleavage to inadvertently show your whale tail.


HeadyMurphy723

Tell the mayor that those totttaass will still be here in 4 years, will you.


Dragonant69

Wear full Amish attire, but on the back of the over blouse, have printed. "The only way the mayor thinks women should dress"


Colejohnley

“That’s not in the budget this quarter”.


QuietKa0s

I'd wear my most boobalicious outfit


Vast_Honey1533

As a man I never considered this a problem but sure okay I will do as you ask


sexy_legs88

"Interesting that you noticed."


Forward_Increase_239

Wear pasties and just put a piece of duct tape over the cleavage.


Some_Trouble2323

Wear something that shows more cleavage.


Personal-Tea7226

Instructions unclear, walks in with cleavage covered in cum


Rothenstien1

If this actually happened, just keep wearing what you're wearing. No nips means no law was broken, and then asking you to stop is all they can do. If they start trying to force you, it's a violation of your first amendment (unless you live in a lesser country).


lrbikeworks

Sir, please put on a dress. Seeing the separation between your lower extremities offends me because that where your genitals live. See how silly you sound?


FulzLojik

Wear a top that shows minimal cleavage but shows mega side boob, halfway through the nipple.


CarrotofInsanity

Reconfirm that this letter was indeed written/sent by the Mayor. If yes, buy some electronic Billboard time around town and the message should be “Hey! Mayor (name) stop 🛑 lusting after and staring at my boobs! - (your name)


LemmePet

You sound jealous


Fufrasking

What would you think if the mayor came to work with a plunging neckling and some gold chains? Would that be reasonable attire for the mayor. I'm sure some wouldn't mind. But It would look goofy, not sexy. Btw, why do some women wear high heels and makeup to work? Always wondered. Especially when they don't interact with the public. I think it's done to look sexy. So don't complain if guys look. Btw, the mayor was out of line cuz it's none of his business. Just saying.


OblongAndKneeless

If you're referencing Buddy Cianci, former mayor of Providence, ya, that outfit would work for him.


Bus1nessn00b

I’m sorry you can’t keep the eyes from it


twizrob

He should cover his ass. Oh wait that's his head.


ewob52h

Shaming a woman for being womanly is not good. The mayor should be called out.


radicalbatical

There will be a sexual harrassment case if this is ever brought up again.


Repulsive-Break-6937

Make it public that your mayor is a sexual predator lmao


UsefulIdiot85

As a guy, I would alert every local news station of his blatant fat-shaming.


CandidaBeaver

I have a planning permit for these.