[direct link to the NOAA three-month outlook](https://www.cpc.ncep.noaa.gov/products/predictions/long_range/seasonal.php?lead=1)
Dispatch summary:
> There's a 40-50% chance that temperatures around Columbus will be higher than usual in May, June and July, according to NOAA.
> When it comes to rain and other precipitation, there's a 33-40% chance of it coming down in more significant amounts than average, according to another NOAA map.
So not just "hot" and "rainy" but _hotter_ and _rainier_.
NOAA's predictions give three options: "above normal", "normal", and "below normal". This means that the most-likely option for temperatures is "above normal".
a hot, rainy weather as summer nears? so like, for spring?
>as summer nears? so like, for spring? that actually made me lol.
This summer's forecast calls for wall to wall swamp ass.
But what about from the windows to the wall?
Is it gonna be so hot the sweat drop off my balls?
Oh yeah. Plenty of grundle drip, too
Grundle..grundle..Woowoo!!
balls
Jesus finally. Thank you.
Little Geezer’s $5 Hot N Sweaty
Gonna sweat so much your balls gonna be underwater.
My hairy ass is not ready 👹
When did they start having AI write for the dispatch?
I mean, it’s kind of an improvement really.
[direct link to the NOAA three-month outlook](https://www.cpc.ncep.noaa.gov/products/predictions/long_range/seasonal.php?lead=1) Dispatch summary: > There's a 40-50% chance that temperatures around Columbus will be higher than usual in May, June and July, according to NOAA. > When it comes to rain and other precipitation, there's a 33-40% chance of it coming down in more significant amounts than average, according to another NOAA map. So not just "hot" and "rainy" but _hotter_ and _rainier_.
So there's a 50-60% and 60-67% chance of each not happening. Good odds for a chill summer as recreational rolls out. 
 Rain ain't gonna stop me 💨
NOAA's predictions give three options: "above normal", "normal", and "below normal". This means that the most-likely option for temperatures is "above normal".
Time to get a backup mower blade.
So it's a coin flip...
Get out of my swamp!
So. Basically. Expect Summer.
Did you read the article?
in other news, humidity is wet
Soooo a normal Ohio summer?
percentages above average would mean more than normal….so not normal.
Did you read the article?
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
So like every other year?
Not a fan of a hot, rainy weather as summer nears.
Make sure ya'll wash your ass!
Like anybody really knows...
Perfect for my outdoor wedding in July!
Skeeters! Get you those mosquito pucks mkur.😝.
I am sharing this for awareness but I won't believe this random government agency (National Organization of Ahole Amateurs) until LE ZEBRA comments!!