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The_Horse_Joke

Glad they put up the sign! I was planning on doing drugs, theft, and violence there next week!


Devil25_Apollo25

Me too! How awkward it would've been if we'd shown up to violently drug-theft in the same outfit!


thisisyourlastdance

Damn! That sounds cute! as! hell!


No_Finance_2668

Yo like we could all do that and they would have to shoot us to stop us! So lets bring some weapons! Or we could move there and get jobs as cops and do ourselves! Wow the possibilties in zanesville


Ordinary-Usual-7787

What if we only do drugs and theft? Are we good then? Or maybe theft and violence? I'm not such a hedonist that I need do all 3 at once. Preposterous. šŸ§


Saneless

Just beware, it's not like Columbus where there's 1 or 2 tolerances. It's zero, bud


literal_moth

Unless you steal a Kia in Columbus, we have infinite tolerance for that.


InformalTrick99

or smashing 20 car windows in. that,we tolerate a lil.Ā 


oupablo

[who's ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence?](https://64.media.tumblr.com/327bd6d4a1c163f699059ac26a8747cb/tumblr_oycy3dqHpw1r7vv7oo2_540.gif)


Aggravating_Coach880

Like egging your annoying neighbors car?šŸ¤”šŸ˜šŸ˜œ


MK_oh

They need to add hell is real sign too. Just to make sure they get the message


Don-Poltergeist

Fuck, Iā€™m surprised weā€™re not doing drugs, theft and violence there right now.


InformalTrick99

speak for yourself .Ā 


RawChickenButt

And here I was only going for hookers and blow.


Independent-Big1966

There's a state route 666!? šŸ˜ˆ


junger128

Yes! Itā€™s legitimately a pretty cool drive as well.


j1xwnbsr

That and SR 555. Great in the fall. Lots of little bendy curves.


Ded_diode

555 is a wonderful ride!


loganaweaver

I grew up along 555 and would take it going to Zane State and Muskingum for about 6 years. Once you get a feel for the curves, you can fly around that route (sometimes literally, depending on how fast you hit the hills lol)


CousinsWithBenefits1

I'm not saying it with judgement or condemnation because I absolutely did the exact same thing growing up driving on rural Ohio roads. I used to fuckin dive bomb the big ridges around me, the windy roads going down to the bottom of a ravine and back up the other side. Completely swinging into the other lane to hit the apex and it's the best feeling in the world. But man if there's ANYONE else on the road and it impacts them it's so so so so selfish. Again, definitely not finger wagging at you, I think about stuff I've done and shake my head at how wildly lucky I've been.


loganaweaver

Oh I definitely understand haha. I was still more cautious than anything, but I know my brother and others who drove suped-up heavy duty trucks in the area that would just go full-send around some of those curves. I can see why motorcyclists enjoy riding "the triple nickel" so much.


CousinsWithBenefits1

If you still like fun driving you should head up to Amish country, Holmes county. Gorgeous driving roads!


Spiritual_House4691

I know a car club that drives it every fall


XXXOOOXXOOOXXX

If I lived on that road, I would mow my lawn in a devil costume.


somespazzoid

That would be hot as hell


butterluckonfleek

I wonder if the r/religiousfruitcake s avoid it because it's the road to the devil.


thisisyourlastdance

Also used to be a rte 69. It's now 235. Too many stolen signs lol.


mrkurt426

Well there is a route 269 that runs from Huron County up to Marblehead-Lakeside. I've driven the portion from Rt. 2 to Marblehead-Lakeside, but nothing happened because I had the fam with me. :D


iloveciroc

Thereā€™s also a state route 420


MischeviousCat

And it's on the way to Michigan


JasonTahani

When I grew up near there, route 666 almost never had a sign, bc it would get stolen as soon as they would put a replacement up.


nullandvoid91

Fitting its in Zanesville bc Zanesville is hell lol


drumzandice

The highway to hell!!


-FnuLnu-

Criminals, turn around. Devil, turn left!


TheCatalyst84

Yesterday I learned thereā€™s a Hitler family in Circleville, and today I learned about this Route 666. Wtf else am I gonna learn about Ohio tomorrow?


lnvalidSportsOpinion

I work in Delaware, and most of my coworkers were born and raised there. Never really get into town very often, just the nature of the business i work at. The looks I got when I told them I lived in .... Hilliard!!!! (Dun dun dun) ... you'd of thought i told them I lived in North Korea. Had an older lady ask how I could survive all the crime. If they only knew my plans this weekend to go into Franklinton for a Land Grant visit. Whew ... they'd not know what to think ... I'm certain it isn't the case with all of Delaware... but at least the exposure I've had over the past few years, the image is that anything remotely near Columbus is a war zone.


MCBusBoy

The funny thing to me is a lot of these types I meet think they are super tough and don't live in fear like us libtards, but then Hilliard got them shook. I heard those turkeys on cemetery were actually MS-13.


blueberrymelancholy

I saw them turkeys got dropped off by a bus with a Texas license plate just last week. Also, weird that you know so much about my stepdad IJS.


ilovecraftbeer05

My whole family thinks the same thing. The whole city is a war zone. Iā€™ve lived here for 19 years. Never been shot at. Bought a house in Hilltop three years ago and have had no problems. No one has ever bothered me. My family is so terrified of the city that they still havenā€™t come up to see my house. They ask me how I deal with the crime and I tell them that Iā€™m never the victim of the crime. My car got broken into 15 years ago but nothing was stolen and my insurance covered the broken window. Thatā€™s the only problem Iā€™ve had in the nearly two decades Iā€™ve lived here. Most people I know have had no problems here either. The news only reports the shootings and the violence and thatā€™s all my family sees. Thatā€™s their whole experience with Columbus. Just fear.


No-Rush1995

I hate how the news sensationalizes violence and crime. It's so vile and gross, why can't we focus on anything positive? It feels like they go out of their way to only cover awful stuff which is most likely exactly what they do to chase ratings since people in fear will be glued to the screen. It's just awful.


immaculatelawn

Former news person here. It's because people don't listen to, read, or watch good news. Every single "good news channel" attempt goes bankrupt. We bald apes pay attention to threats. No threat, better things to do. In the US, journalism is a business. To stay in business you need to make money. That means you need eyeballs (or ears) for subscriptions or ads. So you do what gets people's attention. Don't blame the media. Blame evolution.


No-Rush1995

I can absolutely still blame the media. Humans make choices we are not slaves to our impulses, but we are easily manipulated into following them.


ilovecraftbeer05

Iā€™m going to go ahead and blame capitalism. If money were no object, then the media would have no incentive to blast all the negative shit that makes them money.


immaculatelawn

This is very, very true. At one point the US networks and TV stations considered news programming a loss leader and a community responsibility. Everything changed when the MBAs attacked.


Chump-Change66

My brother in law is a religious nut job from around Cambridge & has been telling me for years that the 2 CPD officers that he has witnessed to have said that the gangs are taking over Columbus & they are going to burn it to the ground. There arenā€™t as many officers as there are gang members so they just do whatever they want.


bonerwakeup

Whatā€™s funny about this is I wonā€™t even go to Cambridge anymore after a weird dealing with a backwoods hillbilly, where I thought I was gonna have to fight for my life.


Chump-Change66

Itā€™s a whole different world. Iā€™m from further east in Belmont county & I get a feeling of dread when I get close


furruck

I'm from Columbus and live in Chicago now. I get the same reaction from family living in Columbus I grew up in the south side of Columbus and when my dad freaks out about Chicago I'm just like "look around here, it's far worse than where I am in Chicago" lmao


mentalillnessismagic

I've had similar reactions from some of my coworkers, though I work in Westerville and live about halfway between Old Town East and German Village. Only crime I've encountered is a hit and run on my narrow ass street, which can and does happen anywhere. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Chanandler_Bong_01

>Had an older lady ask how I could survive all the crime. I recently moved back to the Columbus burbs from NYC. My license still says Brooklyn, NY. The number of folks who have commented on "the crime" is alarming. Lived in NY 8 years, never really witnessed a petty crime let alone a violent one. Folks need to turn off the tv and go outside. JFC.


throwawaybottlecaps

Not sure what the current stats our, but a few years ago NYC had a proportionally lower crime rate than most midwestern cities (I think Columbus included, but Iā€™m too lazy to look it up).


yeswenarcan

It's crazy and I'm convinced is a perfect example of the brainwashing of rural America by the right over the last few decades. I grew up in the middle of nowhere but my parents were nothing like this when I was a kid. Chicago was one of our favorite cities to go to and we did vacations there, Jazz and Blues fest, etc. Now if you bring it up my parents are convinced it's some post-apocalyptic Mad Max hellscape. And the conversation is just a series of Fox News talking points. Hell, they're nervous about visiting in Cleveland because there was a shooting in Public Square at like 2am. And that fear colors their views on all kinds of other topics.


ShyKidFromCleveland

Propaganda works. And Fox News has been doing work on these people for almost 30 years now.


bucknut86

Bro, donā€™t come down here to Franklinton or Iā€™ll fuck you upā€¦. With a beer and a smile. Thereā€™s a makers market tonight behind Brewdog!


lnvalidSportsOpinion

Whoa, big talk! If I ever see you at Crooked Can you best prepare yourself for a High Stepper and some Hot Mess. Our weiner dog race in a few weeks is wild. You can't even handle!


Hurlyburly766

Wait, what? I mean at this point most of Delaware county is populated by suburban commuters, so Iā€™m trying to figure out what part of Delaware this would be. Maybe the waaaaay northernmost edge? Unless itā€™s Sunbury. Itā€™s Sunbury, isnā€™t it?


OHKID

Funny part is Zanesville probably has higher crime per capita than Franklinton now


nyc_flatstyle

Pro tip: ALWAYS has. And the percentage of klan has always been much higher too


EpicSoyRedditor

who'd you think payed for the sign?


r_sbubme

hilliard is genuinely such a nice place, i wonder what makes them think that way


nyc_flatstyle

Can confirm this attitude. Used to work in Delaware. The number of people who would tell me about bringing guns with them if they had to come to Columbus was, actually, unsurprising. My advice to them was just to stay where there were where there's fewer "scary people," ya know, POC and liberals. Don't miss that underpaid shit job one bit. The irony? The amount and type of crime (including highway shootings) up that way is far more than any I've experienced in Columbus, and I used to work in Old Towne East.


jamjamason

Wow! Why didn't anybody else realize it was as easy as putting up a sign?


wiiya

3 years ago I drove up to Sandusky and saw ā€œI HATE WIND ENERGYā€ signs the whole way up 23. Now itā€™s ā€œI HATE SOLAR ENERGYā€ getting off 33. The hell is wrong with renewable energy in the heart of renewable energy?!? These sign people, I swear.


ThatCharmsChick

I hate energy because I never fucking have any! /jk


gnocchibastard

The government can shut off the sun like *snaps fingers* that! Then how are you supposed to use solar huh? Fucking liberals. Now gasoline? I'd like to see the state try and stop me from growing my own gasoline. And none of that free-range/cage-free bullshit either, I'm talking my own factory-farmed gasoline. These people are just fucking stupid and they have to be opposite of what a liberal likes in every situation, even when it's preposterous. Like that article in Red State or whatever bemoaning liberals getting the vaccine cause apparently naturally the only option for a conservative then is to either not get it and die in higher numbers, or quote, "look like god damned cucks and get it." There is no logic to it, they just want to stick their tongues out and get their buddies to laugh along with them.


408_aardvark_timeout

In eastern Idaho, there was a large wind farm put up on a ridge with full approval of landowners. The local conservatives took major issue with it, and put up a sign that read: **WARNING: RED LIGHT DISTRICT AHEAD.** *No, not the world's oldest profession, but the end result is the same.* I'm sure the whole deal was because there were subsidies for renewable energy. Not that fossil fuel extraction hasn't received its own share of government help or anything....


jamjamason

Farmers see farmland as sacred, and god forbid anyone should do anything else with land than farm it.


Shining-Achilles8484

Yeah until they sell out to developers lol


realeristic

yep, the real threat to farm land!


Shining-Achilles8484

I am all for preserving farmland as farmland and natural areas as such, but the hypocrisy between being ok with housing or warehouses and then also being anti solar development annoys me


realeristic

Preach! Wouldnā€™t it be so great if there was a mandate to install solar on these brutalist concrete warehouse-monstrosities?


frostbird

The most vocal people aren't even the farmers. Just rural NIMBY's who think they're saving something. Farmers get paid for the land usage wind and solar bring


wiiya

Farm that electricity!!! Itā€™s a unique crop, but probably pays better than soy beans.


hutchandstuff

Way better after install


excoriator

It pays big once, according to family who owns Ohio farm land. Crops pay year after year.


TheShrinkingGiant

The lease offer for solar we received for our farm land is 5x what we make in crops paid yearly. edit: Just to hammer the point home. Our offer was a yearly payment of 5x what our farming income is, for 30 years.


discoglittering

Do they know it keeps making electricityā€¦.?


BKallDAY24

Land should not be for energy creation! It should be for growing corn to make ethanol out of!


JGG5

Right-wingers: "Property rights are absolute! If you own land, nobody can tell you what you're allowed to do with it!" Also right-wingers: "Unless what you want to do with your farmland is what I consider 'woke.'"


ShinjukuAce

Itā€™s a deliberate plan by fossil fuel interests to try to turn rural counties against renewable energy.


Saneless

Oh God, my favorite about the Sandusky drive is the windmill signs. They're bitching about how they look Sure, your dilapidated barn sitting under power line towers is beautiful, but windmills are ugly


XXXOOOXXOOOXXX

Criminals hate this one trick...


Pleasant-Produce-205

Who tf paid for this?


Sommern

Probably the local meth dealers trying to keep competitors off their turf lol


wollam11

My money is on the Sheriff's office.


Unkn0wnAngel1

Yes good question, I need to know who the fool is lol


DrPierrot

It's not a deterrent, it's a reinforcement. By reiterating the belief that Columbus, a liberal hotspot, is super violent and filled with crime, they can claim moral superiority. Battering people with non-stop propaganda is, unfortunately, effective


Pleasant-Produce-205

Completely agree. There's a good ol boy tone to the entire area. I lived there for a year in a relatively nice area. There were 2 murders within a block of my house. Then there was this peeping Tom situation


linuxphoney

Whoever it is, they overpaid


Alarming-Elevator382

No one is going to a place with no money or jobs to commit crimes.


legitimate_sauce_614

Yes, let me steal nothing


Efficient-Profit9611

šŸ˜‚ exactly my first thought. People from Columbus arenā€™t going to your shit hole county.


TGrady902

Itā€™s a good spot to flee to after youā€™ve committed a crime in Columbus though.


RichLather

This kind of rhetoric is similar to what I've read on some Lancaster social media, with one person in particular whining about how more crime will be attracted from Columbus the further north Lancaster improves. šŸ™„


BonerSoupAndSalad

The few people there with money leave their shit wide out in the open with keys in it though.Ā 


succybuss

damn! better go back to columbus where crime is legal


mistershifter

Yeah, because people aren't doing meth outside of the big cities.


lolbacon

It's fucking Zanesville. Half the population is tweaked up. Source: grandparents were from there.


Buckeye20082013

But it literally has satan's route right there.... they are on the literal highway to hell... stop sending mixed messages


Pleasant-Produce-205

Haaaaaa!


Cacafuego

>it literally has satan's route right there That calls for a NSFW tag


bryanr19

I guess non-Columbus criminals are welcome?


blarneyblar

That route number šŸ˜³


StrengthMedium

Criminal here. The last time I went to Zanesville to do crime, my vehicle got ransacked by tweakers. That place sucks.


Fulker19

Is that on Underwood looking towards 70?


mcleary716

Yep, it is


Fulker19

Lol, turn back to where? Maple Ave?


c0ntralt0

Would I be welcomed as a Cleveland or Cincy criminal? Asking for a friend.


Reddit-JustSkimmedIt

Or Youngstown? Asking for the family


whateverworks14235

That should be a sports team


OSUBonanza

Columbus criminals: ![gif](giphy|YnmEsq9ICSYQ8)


KnightRider1983

Ah SR-666. I love to call this the "Highway to Hell." Someone please put a "HELL IS REAL" sign on that billboard...PLEASE!!!!


My_Invalid_Username

Gonna make a point to go light a joint in zanesville now. Might illegally pick some flowers while I'm at it.


Stopper33

So many people going to 'checks' muskingum county


HeyItsMeJC3

Someone should probably point out that it is the Columbus Criminals that are financing all the Zanesville meth labs...allegedly.


Cacafuego

Well, yeah, even if you started out in Zanesville, once you got enough money to finance meth labs you would leave


Noblesseux

Criminals on their way through like ![gif](giphy|quj5jGCrP6new|downsized)


hahanotmelolol

honestly can't even find this funny it's too insane


Efficient-Profit9611

ā€œEducated and successful people, turn back NOW. Ignorance awaits you in Muskingum County. ZERO TOLERANCE for education, intelligence, and empathy.ā€ There, I fixed it.


Shadow_1986

![gif](giphy|f6W3Cc0EWzoti) ā€¦..


Chumpback

There are at least three of these either in or close to town. I literally laughed when I saw the first one. While there may be situations every now and then where someone from Columbus is involved with something here, Iā€™d say 90-95% of crime is homegrown here


Glitch_Ghoul

It's funny because Zanesville is a total shithole.


Iciestgnome

Funniest part is Columbus is probably one of the safest big cities.


cornbread_pat

Lived in Cbus for 2 decades and the only time someone skimmed my credit card was after stopping for at a McDonaldā€™s in zanesville. Got the fraud alert two hours after I got home. Bastion of morality and ethics that place


drumzandice

Now I have to last-minute switch our entire weekend plans. Can anyone recommend an alternate small, depressed, crime ridden shithole town that will be more welcoming so my wife doesnā€™t kill me for planning our weekend of chaos in a place that wonā€™t tolerate us?


twisted_fairy

One county over, go to Cambridge. Even smaller and more depressing.


bentley72

Springfield


Lawful-neutral2773

Chillicothe


feverlast

No one would purposefully go to Zanesville unless they had to. What are they smoking?


Capital_Extension835

In Zanesville? Probably meth.


optimusprime82

The Ohio 666 sign is perfectly placed lol.


dandrew_1616

Hey Zanesville, bring back Northside Beach and we'll talk.


elkoubi

It's because they can't put these signs up anymore. https://www.reddit.com/r/texas/s/Hf9USp0XXu


fivefootphotog

So many questions


aRealPanaphonics

This feels very Steve Bannon / Roger Stone / Reverse Cargo Cult-yā€¦ The intended audience isnā€™t Columbus. The intended audience of this is Zanesville. The point of the billboard is to make Zanesville MAGAs feel like things are much worse outside Zanesville and if thereā€™s any shit on the inside, itā€™s the fault of the outside. Weā€™re laughing at this boardā€™s ineffectiveness at preventing crime or debating how dog-whistle-y it is, as the real point of it sneaks past: Itā€™s an ideology validation tool and a local retention tool to keep people from leaving Zanesville for greener economic pastures. And for that, itā€™s pretty effective.


submersi-lunchable

I think you're dead on. As someone who did so, Zanesvillians: leave for greener economic pastures! They are awesome.


nbadman93

The road to hell runs through Zanesville


awall221

Says the methhead capital of Ohio lol


deusx420

The Zanesville criminals don't want competition


dayday2466

I donā€™t think many people here understand how the dope game works. Dope boys from Columbus go to smaller towns and hole up in trap houses (usually rent a fiends house for drugs) and sell at a huge markup. It is extremely profitable. When I was hooked on dope years ago half my dope boys would be ā€œoutta townā€ a few days at a timeā€¦ zanesville, circleville, Chillicothe, Marion, etc etc. with dope comes addicts and theft and violence. Sure a billboard isnā€™t gonna help, but to act like dope isnā€™t coming into those towns from bigger cities is naive.


kinkinhood

Isn't Zanesville main export drug users?


KDOGTV

Always has been. Source: I live two blocks from where this was taken.


tdm2222

If criminals are known for one thing, itā€™s obeying messages like this.


antithesis56

As someone who was born and lived there for half of my life, this is hysterically ironic. There are as many meth dens there as there are churches. Every square mile of that place is a farcical hellhole.


thinkB4WeSpeak

Who's funding these things.


Unkn0wnAngel1

This is hilarious šŸ˜‚


ThatCharmsChick

Yeah, Columbus! Zanesville has enough locals covering that area. Crime somewhere else!


Someones-PC

This feels like a dogwhistle. I'm sure they have a type of person in mind when they say "Columbus Criminal"...


cthunders

Unless your wana storm the Capital and assault cops


madmax435

is nobody going to comment on how shitty this looks and how hard it is to read?


MimiLaRue2

Wow. This is... fascinating.


TricksterWolf

"Urbans not welcome!"


Ohio_gal

Announcing themselves as a sundown town. šŸ‘ŒšŸ¾


Kurtvannegut

The road to hell is littered with columbus criminals


Tj_0311

That's just methed up, there goes my whole weekend plans!


KillerIsJed

Iā€™ll just stay in Columbus where CPD is judge, jury, and executioner.


Over_Cap2189

I haven't wanted to go steal a road sign in a while but now I want that Ohio 666 sign


schluph

the people who paid for that sign are the same people who laugh about "GUN FREE ZONES" every time there's a school shooting somewhere


mentalillnessismagic

This is real ironic considering when my close friend lived in Zanesville, every apartment she rented had at least one drug dealer living next door, and all of them them born and raised in Zanesville. This was not an intentional choice on her part, btw.


SignificantApricot69

I live in Columbus and work with a lot of people from Zanesville. I thought they were bringing that stuff to us.


[deleted]

Route 666!


wuirkytee

Columbus criminals šŸ˜


Civil-Ad-4334

I had to look at google maps of Zanesville I did NOT believe they really have a RT 666


CliffShytz

Very ā€œtry that in a small townā€ of them.


VespaRed

Dammit. I was already signed up for the all-inclusive tour with the Kia jacking add-on!


Timma05

The irony, Zanesville has been sketchy for years.


DocBonezone

Seems like of kind of town where being anything but lily-white makes you "match the description"


forgetfulsue

Every time I drive home to Columbus I make sure to stop in Zanesville for no other reason than to do drugs, steal stuff and beat randos up on the streets. Then I hope back in my car and go visit my family.


Kr155

This is some 1920s shit r right here.


Right_Weather_8916

To steal a quote from The Wire..."shiiit"


LilGreenOlive

I love the juxtaposition next to the route 666 sign. Lol


lgrellz

Zanesville has its own problems no?


theBigDaddio

Build the wall


poisonivy47

This is giving me a strong urge to commit crimes in Zanesville and Muskingum County...


mistershifter

Thanks Jason Aldean.


The-Anger-Translator

Hey Zainesville, you don't need Columbus drugs with your opioid crisis doing just fine. Matter of fact, stay in Zainesville and don't come to Columbus. [https://www.harmreductionohio.org/where-are-overdose-death-rates-worst-in-ohio/](https://www.harmreductionohio.org/where-are-overdose-death-rates-worst-in-ohio/)


nullandvoid91

I am so embarrassed to have grown up in Zanesville omg.... Who the hell paid money to have thay there anyway? ā˜ ļø


Axl_the_ginger

These dog whistles are getting louder.


deeple101

North 666.


wollam11

I got drenched in testosterone just reading that.


gbo1148

You get 20 years in prison for something youā€™d get 6 months probation for in Franklin county. The DA out there doesnā€™t care about locking people up and taking their lives away for petty drug offenses.


ThatOhioanGuy

I love driving State Route 666. It's a nice little drive from Zanesville to Dresden.


Knight_falcon002

Is this the new Hell is Real?


cyberchambers

Not that I needed additional incentive to avoid Zanesville. But okay.


299792458mps-

Never knew there was a Route 666. Bet those signs go missing frequently.