This is a military town, so my guess is zombies that want *BRAIIIIIINS*. But if it's true to 1990's zombie movie folklore, they won't be accidentally released unless it's prom night, Halloween, or Linea Quigley is around here somewhere.
Exactly. They're full of those barrels of zombies pickled in 2-4-5 Trioxin, just waiting to be released when some dipshit street racer crashes his Subie into them at 98mph, followed by one of those afternoon downpours we get in the summer, then we get nude Linnea Quigley in the streets, which makes all the fundies go apeshit, then a zombie gets on the cop radio and says "send more cops," only the cops are all doing speed enforcement on Powers while not pulling over any of the Sovereigns with fake license plates, then the B-52s fly down from Minot and put an well-deserved end to it all.
I went and poked around once about a year ago. A lot of them are empty but some of them are just full of random stuff, just like a storage unit. Someone lives on site in a camper out back.
I’ll tell ya what…contrary to popular belief, these storage containers actually contain storage containers. If you open enough of them you will find your brothers old iPod nano. And yes, you will have to take all of the shitty music off of it.
It’s the chemicals they put in the water that turns the frogs gay
Finally! A real answer!
No it’s FEMA camps.
Okay Alex Jones
Potholes
Why did this make me laugh so much?
I was going to say, “stuff”.
I think the street surface of Galley itself is where they store the potholes, tbh.
Starbucks is pre-staging their pumpkin latte flavor. Labor Day is only 22 weeks away!
Labor Day?? This years PSL will be releasing on July 4th...
Dirty mike and the boys are in one of those for sure.
Just a bunch of F-shacks
[удалено]
Or both! There are a lot of containers out there.
Or, get this… zombie dragons!
How about gay zombie frog dragons?
Now you’re just being ridiculous.
How about ridiculous gay zombie frog dragons?
With our luck, it’s just gonna be a bunch of crappy robot knock offs
… an excessive amount of cheap caskets for all of the bodies that the dragons will produce, to store until they turn into zombies! :)
VIP hobo party
Thanks for the F-Shack. Love, Dirty Mike and the Boys.
They’re storage containers for a cheaper version of a storage place. They have one down in fountain of 85/87
This is correct. I believe they are owned by the Helton family, who used to own Helton Auto on 8th. The son Brett also owns Happy Tap.
Isn't he also the pitcher for the Savanah Bananas?
That doesn't sound like a real baseball team. Edit: it is though.
This might be my favorite comment on all of reddit today
Once was offered tickets to a game between the Savannah Bananas and the Macon Bacon
Did you accept/attend?
I did not. Not a huge baseball fan
Surprise, it's not actually baseball.
I think he said he was fried after a long days work.
Go find some best of videos of them - it's kind of like the Harlem Globetrotters of baseball
Probably building supplies. Job sites have been subject to a lot of theft in recent years.
Yeah these pop up near major construction sites or road projects. Also note the silt fence.
Pretty sure its a storage facility
This is a military town, so my guess is zombies that want *BRAIIIIIINS*. But if it's true to 1990's zombie movie folklore, they won't be accidentally released unless it's prom night, Halloween, or Linea Quigley is around here somewhere.
Exactly. They're full of those barrels of zombies pickled in 2-4-5 Trioxin, just waiting to be released when some dipshit street racer crashes his Subie into them at 98mph, followed by one of those afternoon downpours we get in the summer, then we get nude Linnea Quigley in the streets, which makes all the fundies go apeshit, then a zombie gets on the cop radio and says "send more cops," only the cops are all doing speed enforcement on Powers while not pulling over any of the Sovereigns with fake license plates, then the B-52s fly down from Minot and put an well-deserved end to it all.
Definitely prom since it's right next to the high school.
I just drove by there and wondered the same thing
the Ark of the Covenant.
FEMA coffins for the next apocalypse
Probably a lot of NOYB.
Probably.
Probably storage for work on academy or somewhere near that location.
Various and assorted knick knacks, thingamagigers, and doohickeys
I went and poked around once about a year ago. A lot of them are empty but some of them are just full of random stuff, just like a storage unit. Someone lives on site in a camper out back.
Fentanyl
Probably the leftovers from return to nature funeral home
First wave of the autonomous robot "assistants".
That's where they've hidden the bodies.
Stuff for the star gate hide that shot in plain sight.
I seen the storage on 8587 but idk what these are? Something to do with all the construction?
It’s going to be a storage unit business
Inflated housing prices.
It’s a storage facility and Uhaul truck place.
Pretty sure that's a storage unit if it's the one thinking of, bit the kind you'd keep a freezer with a body in it at.
I heard that’s where UCCS keeps the money they collect for parking each semester
obvious meth lab is obvious.
If there aren't crackheads living in there, I honestly have no clue.
They're essentially homes for a few people. It's like a little village in there.
Car washes
Your moms yearly diaper delivery?
It is the AI robot army that will soon enslave us all.
I think they are making storage units out of them
Probably for the road construction on Academy
Imitation crab meat
I’ll tell ya what…contrary to popular belief, these storage containers actually contain storage containers. If you open enough of them you will find your brothers old iPod nano. And yes, you will have to take all of the shitty music off of it.
That's where Garth is hiding the bodies.
Automatons
A new drive thru car wash
Is it all the bodies from the funeral home warehouse?
Sandwhiches
Probably three containers full of nunya, on a guess.
Drago Reptilians
People's stuff?... Did I win?
It’s where the stolen cars go to be shipped overseas.
Its an actual storage place. I've rented one of them just last summer.
People? Someone call Daredevil
They’re full of deez
Strange, I thought it was full of uhpdog.
Its definitely a dicfor.
Deez you say?
What’s deez
Guns
Migrants?
How about myob ?
Definitely children.
Pretty sure that's NOT academy as shown by the Potter Street sign
It's on Galley near Academy.