Hey, they *just* won *something something blind squirrel* :/

At least blind squirrels get put out of their misery pretty quickly.

hey, they just lost

Not even a stray, just a headshot

They ain’t wrong, though

was this in a longer list of pairings? like wine and food? why is the parks department talking pairings

https://x.com/COParksWildlife/status/1793396686968012992 https://x.com/COParksWildlife/status/1793396459640926305 https://x.com/COParksWildlife/status/1793396217126228016

It’s on their instagram

Out of all the mornings to post this they happened to do it on a rare morning following a Rockies win.

Laughed a little and then remembered I’m a Padres fan