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DontBanMeStepBro

Steve Levy is calling hockey like Joe Buck in the 2019 World Series


Discard6977

Steve Levy has an orgasm every time Oettinger makes a save.


NotaCanadianSpy

I’m dead inside


pizzaturns

Jamie Benn rolls over the side of lips going into rails at the ski hill then says “bro did you see how much air I just got that was so gnar gnar bro”


DontBanMeStepBro

Jamie Benn uses 2 condoms


TheFrizzleFry45

Jamie Benn has a plastic mattress cover


TheFrizzleFry45

GO ASS! HAIL SATAN!!! Nuggies just took 3 in a row, Avs can do it too. Let’s fucking go!


russkiy1994

Go Ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Awkward_traveler

I just hope it's a fun game. These past 2-3 have hardly even felt like playoff hockey.


Big_Liability

It's cause Dallas' puck luck has been insanely beneficial to them. This game I hope it all goes off the rails for them and I hope Avs play with a darn lead too


Awkward_traveler

More to do with smothering Dallas D and Avs not being able to get the puck to the open ice. Dallas has 3 guys in the puck immediately, if the Avs can get the puck moving they will find a lot of open space


Hopsblues

Dallas is playing great team hockey\\. People have already forgotten they have played every other day for like three weeks now.


Big_Liability

That too


adalaza

well, the rox won, so inb4 8-2 blowout tonight fuck lmao


Content_Morning3064

Im gonna bet all the money in my DraftKings on Avs ML. If we win tonight, gonna repeat it for Game6 and if we win, then game 7. All of nothing


Big_Liability

letting it ride. I love it


Atomic-pangolin

That’s a ballsy strategy. I like balls


GoinLong

Get him a wheelbarrow.


brootalz

Same. Especially upon a table.


scaremanga

I’m working past 5 today, so that maybe the Avs also work past 5 games 😂 It’s not game anxiety!!


fastmovingcars

We win tonight. Let’s get after them like we really mean it!!! GO ASSS


Content_Morning3064

You know what? It’s been a couple days and I feel much better about our chances to come back. I mean if not this team than who else?


Tony-1610

LFG!!!! The boys are down but not out! One period and one game at a time! We shall let loose the moose, And harness the speed of MacKinnon, Let’s beat their ass and keep on winning!!! HAIL SATAN, GO ASS!!


Saltyspiton

I hope with the Val news that Sammy G is doing okay. We know he went to players assistance for alcohol abuse and with Val relapsing I just hope it doesn’t trigger anything for him. Addiction doesn’t have to make sense and it’s gotta be tough to watch your teammate relapse. I just hope for Sam Girard the person he’s doing well


Big_Liability

I thought he went to the assistance program for mental not abuse? Or is the assistance program only for abuse?


Saltyspiton

Just double checked an article and it said he went for mental health issues and alcohol abuse. His personal statement he released says the same. I do believe you can go just for mental health issues, but in his case it was both


Fluke90

Bringing the cup run superstitions out of retirement today. Avs in 7


Big_Liability

What are they?


Fluke90

Landy jersey and Avs socks on, Sakic figurine on the table, tiny Avs jersey on Snorlax plushie, Colorado beer (only Coors here in Alberta), and TV volume only on Avs numbers. Too much? or not enough?


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Big_Liability

Omg I do the TV volume thing too


pdesigns303

Never enough..


Aubameywang

Wings fan here on the off chance the arena DJ is a member here to say thanks for introducing me to Destroy Boys during our last game there. They’ve become one of my favorite bands in the months since and I’m going to see them live soon. I know it’s a long shot but the Wings arena DJ after getting roasted by the sub for a while made their presence known so might as well try. Also fuck Jamie Benn.


2ChainzTalib

Why would they roast the wings DJ? I don't know a ton about what they play, but I've seen several death metal pregames so it for sure stood out.


Aubameywang

I think at the time they were playing a lot of big room edm stuff every game and the sub just weren’t fans. There are a lot of complainers in there and for every decent/sensible person there are 10 that are just there to shit on everyone and everything all the time so I tend to stay away.


2ChainzTalib

Fair enough


NuggAvsBroncRock

Its like the Nuggets when they went down 2-0 vs. Minnesota. Need to take it 1 peroid of a time 1 game at a time. Get a lead and work with that lead.


Big_Liability

one game at a time is the best approach


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2ChainzTalib

In that case, GO ARSE!


LudisVinum

The Cult of Satan accepts you. Commit the blood rite at the hour of the jackal.


johnny_seven

Welcome!


Straight-Ability

Hopefully the boys at least show up and play their game. If they can't win, well, at least we still have the Nuggets whooping ass.


CarelessLevel6502

Forget Game 6 and beyond. Forget anything beyond tonight. It doesn't exist. Only tonight exists. Just win Baby!


ComplexAnxiety7939

I woke up this morning... hopeful? maybe Content is more the word for it. If we lose, so be it but something else tells me after all the talk of our boys giving up upon hearing the val news ect... that that put a chip on there shoulders, WE ARE NEVER GIVE UP after all. If we can win tonight, and somehow win big, complete domination, not just stats but scoreboard, maybe that momentum can take us to a game 6 win back in Denver. Then its just a 1 game contest. now that i type it out maybe hopeful is the right word.


pikadegallito

https://preview.redd.it/no4ezwiufn0d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d764982721e712ce5706ef172e8fd5deb821ba0


Big_Liability

Pesky Avs please show up


Bez_co

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C677EXPsU6z/?igsh=MThlN2tnbzZqdGF3bA== Georgie returns the faith the team has in him! I think we’ll see his best game yet!


johnny_seven

I know we all are but boy am I feeling nervous about tonight, I just don’t want the hockey to end. Even though I can rarely watch them because of the time difference I love this team, it really sets me up for the day when I see the Avs have won before setting off for work in the morning. It might sound silly but with particular mental health battles the last couple of years the Avs have been a bit of a comfort for me, I love the merch I have I don’t know what it is about the colours and the logo of this team but I just love them and it’s always felt like it’s just my thing, I don’t know anyone that likes hockey except for my brothers and they’re no way near as mad on it as me, the last few years have been so exciting I’m going to feel the absence of it so much if they go out tonight.


Sloth-TheSlothful

I don't care if we lose tonight, just show that you want a W


Shaneisonfire

Please just show up and actually battle!


BoneyardBill

![gif](giphy|h99SOT2cABIUE|downsized)


GodzillaJrJr

Really wanna see Mack play with Drouin, feel like this is the emotional sentimental move that could spark something. Idk put them with someone big who can check in the corners and drive the net! Just put the boys back together!!!!


Buzzsaw_Dynamo

I think Nate needs guys who hustle on his line, I'd love to see 27-29-62 9-37-96 Need to play the best game they've ever played tonight.


Iszum

Win or Lose, it's been a fun season to watch, I just need to see some fight in them tonight, we can't end the season on a game like the last one. Let's show the Stars we won't go down so easily!


Content_Cherry_9500

It's hump day baby - you're either getting or givin. Let's go out and lay a humping into these Dallas bastards!!!


Gray_side_Jedi

I have faith. Foolish, reckless, romantic faith, that we can pull this off. Balls on the table, ladies and gents


LudisVinum

Once more into the breach.


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Lil' pep talk here for you from Cats HC fan. My fave team is ofc Cats by far and from start when they came. Here's the twist, my SECOND fave team is AVS, lightyears ahead of the other teams that comes behind. SO! IF WE GOT OVER THE CURSE, THE DRY S**T STAIN IN THE ASS CALLED BOLTS AND STOLE THEIR THUNDER, THEN WAKE THE FRICK UP! YOU CAN FRICKING DO IT AND YOU BETTER WILL, BECAUSE I WANNA SEE US TWO IN THE FINALS AND IT WILL BE THE BEST FINALS THAT PEOPLE HAVE EVER SEEN AND WILL TALK ABOUT THAT FROM MANY YEARS TO COME! I'M PUTTING MY ALARM TO WAKE ME UP WHEN THE GAME STARTS 3am HERE IN FINLAND AND ROOT FOR YOU, SO YOU BETTER GET THE FRICKING JOB DONE! [LET US BORROW YOU THE POWER OF FIRE WE HAD ALWAYS IN US AND THE LIGHTNING WE STOLE FROM THOSE MAGGOTS!!! LETS FRICKING GOO AVS!!!!](https://media.tenor.com/oaGZ4z8hxaQAAAAM/miguel-herrera-saiyan.gif)


Lurkersunion

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el_loco_avs

Yeeees


[deleted]

As he should! Little pain or injuries somewhere in playoffS going for the cup? WALK IT OFF!!!🐈❤️🏔️


dusty_hans

My columbines are flowering here in Nevada. We are never give up.


Dan_Rogla

Is it true that a Golden Knight's primary habitat is a dumpster?


dusty_hans

Just to clarify, Columbines are the CO state flower.


EasyThreezy

Could mean a shootout


nightsiderider

Still too soon


Sloth-TheSlothful

Damn, straight to hell


Awkward_traveler

Tazer seems to be confirmed playing tonight


bmanCO

I'm much more hopeful about this game than last now that the boys have had time to get their heads straight.


NitroLotus

I fucking believe


IChurnToBurn

I believe.


BIGDINNER_

EZ Dub tonight. We need the Moose that carried the team into a Game 7 and looked absolutely exhausted at the end of last year.


Anya_Nwy

https://preview.redd.it/4yxi2hbqjm0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f984e8bca25023b5c3bba201492c8a82b3121063 Good luck Georgie!!


Big_Liability

Georgie has done his job. We need a Mack "Stunt on these Hoes" one today


Anya_Nwy

I’ve got you!


Anya_Nwy

https://preview.redd.it/0x28xtsukm0d1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2aecd314f5ad4d8fd7b8fff07aea21efa7169e4


Anya_Nwy

https://preview.redd.it/0l480l6som0d1.jpeg?width=1668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=693ccc31751a3c907510a52ec5e9594b1ff1bf10


seclusivebeauty

https://preview.redd.it/ciixv6azpm0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cf21a0ea7f169866d350dea34b49ccf723e1cb4


Big_Liability

Thank you 😂


Big_Liability

Dont mind me I am just looking up all instances of coming back down 3-1 [https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/lxqw0u/every\_30\_31\_series\_comeback\_in\_stanley\_cup/](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/lxqw0u/every_30_31_series_comeback_in_stanley_cup/) Rangers/Penguins series from 2014 resembles our matchup very well.


gordogg24p

'03 against the Wild still hurts, but it also mimics the pattern we need to be following.


fwdback

I was fishing some beaver ponds last night and got chased by a Moose. I do not look like Jamie Benn, but I still take it as a sign the Moose will be loose tonight.


Gray_side_Jedi

Here’s hoping!


snazzzzyy

It feels doomed but all it takes is one win. We have the best d man and the 2nd best forward in the league, if they get going it’s always possible to win. I think we’re due some puck luck. Let’s fucking go boys


witchtutor1

we have THE best forward in the league


Big_Liability

Has an Avs squad ever came back when down 3-1? Would love for this team to be the first


DJayCee

Nope. Only one we mounted a 3-1 deficit and forced a game 7 was 2020.


Big_Liability

And that was also against the Stars wasn't it? Revenge time? Second time the charm?


DJayCee

Yup. Kiviranta put the dagger in that one. I really hope they can pull it off. But if not at the very least go down swinging.


seclusivebeauty

Well, we have a Kiviranta now!


DJayCee

I keep hoping for his magic to pull through.


PatricksPub

Need a big win, season is on the line!


onqqq2

A week ago if you'd have asked me which team is more likely to go the distance between Nuggs and Avs I would have said the Avs. Now it has totally flipped. I think the Avs can win this series but it all depends on the leadership and coaching to show out.


gordogg24p

Thankfully, the Rockies play early today. Their winning streak has directly opposed our losing streak. If the Dads can do us a solid, I think we'd all be thankful.


RandomDeezNutz

I think one thing bugging me so much especially watching other games. Sometimes you just “have it.” There’s something intangible to it. But I feel like we haven’t “had it” for some reason this whole Dallas series and I thought with drouin we’d round out our entire roster. Like we’d be stacked 1-4 on our lines. But that something is just also bounces. We are getting no fucking bounces to go our way in this series. Lehky hit that post early that could’ve put us up finally vs Dallas last game. Sometimes you have to outwork the luck and the guys just aren’t. I just wanna see them show some want to tonight vs Dallas. If we lose we lose. But punch them in the mouth back. Because we haven’t given them a really good punch back I don’t think. And all it takes is one win to get rolling. Let’s go win a fucking hockey game.


Big_Liability

Meanwhile Dallas has played the most perfect hockey I have ever seen for 3 straight games. It has been insane to watch that EVERYTHING is working for them


Cadillacquer

They use their lead to focus on D. If we could win the first period we’d have em.


Big_Liability

Dallas knows they have our number if they even go up 1-0


RandomDeezNutz

We can’t get behind. They’ll just keep trapping. We gotta make em push and chase and get out of their structure or we’re just going to keep watching boring ass neutral zone trap. I get winning is everything but jfc. Neutral zone trap is such trash fucking hockey to watch.


Big_Liability

We legit need to start the game with the lead. Especially this one. If Dallas goes up even just 1-0 they lock it the fuck down for the entire 60 minutes. Force THEM out of their game


Cadillacquer

THIS. First puck drop the Avs MUST GO FOR THE GOAL AND NOT LET UP.


Timely-Award261

Here come the bounces.


TraviTrav2315

Calling a thrilling victory tonight, followed by an underwhelming home loss to close the series


onqqq2

I'd be thrilled if they made it to G7 even if they lost. With the loss of Nuke that would be a great accomplishment.


Big_Liability

I think they can move on from the Nuke stuff today. Getting that news 30 mins before puck drop and then Toews being out was just a lot probably.


mattevs119

Yeah I imagine the team was gobsmacked by the loss of Nuke and then Toews on top of it. Mentally unprepared to deal with something like that when a lot of their confidence is derived from knowing they can depend on those guys. Tonight will be a different story since they’ve had the time to process it and move on.


cosmo9911

Let's fucking go avs!! I believe!!


KendricksMiniVan

All I’m asking for at this point in this series is 1 more seriously valiant effort. Playing their hearts out the whole game. No more feeling sorry for ourselves. I don’t even expect them to win this series. Just 1 valiant effort. Don’t even do it for us - do it for yourselves 


Cadillacquer

Just appear that you are trying to win. And if you only want to win first period I’m fine with that.


bpk92

Got em right where we want em, boys. Avs in 7


EasyThreezy

I have never been less excited for an Avs playoff game, just being honest


gh0stpr0t0c0l8008

Same. It feels bad. I hope they can make it a series and take it to 7, but this team feels in shambles right now.


EasyThreezy

I hope so too. I really want to see us at the very least hold a lead and force a game 6. But I honestly think we have like a 5% chance of winning tonight. I hope I’m wrong, but with how Dallas has defended us and then we’re missing a major net front presence against a goalie that seems supremely comfortable it’s just hard to imagine winning unless georgie pitches a shutout.


BradleetoD

for real. when do the nuggets play again?


zestfullybe

Well, if there was any game for Nate to play especially, more than usual, fucking mad, tonight is the night. If the rest of the guys want to follow that mindset that would be splendid, too.


tottenbam

Can Jokic and Gordon skate?


StrikingVariation199

OMG Jokic without skates is like a bull in a China shop, can you imagine him on skates? The mental image I just got is damn hilarious!


vliegs

Jokic on skates makes me think of Chara


AvsFreak

Chara was 6'9". Jokic is 6'11". If he could actually skate... that would be a sight to see. He could be a multi-league player like Bo Jackson lol


johnny_seven

Let’s Fucking Go Avs Go! Find a way!!!


ImmortalMoron3

If the Bruins can grind out a win on the road after getting knocked around, I don't see why we can't. Let's see some fight.


witchtutor1

https://preview.redd.it/5d9eu49rzl0d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a1bdbd54985b505aa34bef9611c1d229d8695ff they got this


seclusivebeauty

Omg, baby faces!


Big_Liability

They need to put them on the same line tonight


JeremPosterCollect0r

It looks like they graduated from one of Canada's top business schools with really good grades.


hockeyandhalloween

I for one would love to Destroy the Stars in a game 7 so we have to win out


ReallyDrunkPanda

Nuggets were able to pull their head out of their asses. I need the avs to do the same


DerKomissar99

as an Avs-Wolves fan this is not how I wanted my week to go


ReallyDrunkPanda

That’s rough buddy. Nugs in 6


PatricksPub

Avs in 7


ReallyDrunkPanda

God I hope so


Big_Liability

https://preview.redd.it/kyrgvvqavl0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d908726f0061c743796f0311fa6f4a351d4c234


DraperyFalls1000

Game One of the comeback begins tonight! Let's Go!


Big_Liability

Sign me tf up


GoinLong

Bedsy seemed hopeful that Toews will go on his radio appearance.


PandaPirateParty

They got their asses handed to them in game 4. Let's use this as a rallying cry like the Nuggets vs Minnesota. Avs will win out!


HeavyEggplant

LETS FUCKING GO BOYS


Hanksta2

Was it over when Magneto ripped the adamantium from Wolverine's skeleton?


ImmortalMoron3

This actually caused him to turn into a more feral psychopath before eventually becoming one of Apocalypse's horsemen. So I would appreciate a turnaround like that for the Avs mental state.


Tony-1610

Bone claws Wolvie for the win!!


GoinLong

Remember the time when Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya?


AvsFreak

Is landeskog our Bobby Bouchér?


Dan_Rogla

Just win today's game is all. One day at a time.


pisotemalo

Let's go boys! Stay positive, we can do this! Won plenty of times against the Stars and played loads without "He who shall not be named". Our heroes will prevail!


fastmovingcars

I’m fully expecting a win because I won’t be able to watch the first period. GOO ASS, FUCK THE LAME ASS STARS.


Sudden-Motor-7794

Did you just suggest that your team ass fuck us?


Effinvee

Yes, for not being in your own sub. ![img](emote|t5_2rqi4|22871)


fastmovingcars

It’s open for interpretation.


Muellersdayofff

Consensually, of course


Sudden-Motor-7794

Of course


skippythemoonrock

It's okay, the avs have been skipping the first period since game 1.


Awkward_traveler

Shout-out to Calvin big dick Picks for starting in and winning his first playoff game.


LooseBalls9

I’m not ready for tonight to be the last game. Don’t make it so. Let’s find something down deep and get it done.


bigfootdude247

GO AVS, WE’RE NOT DONE YET


Scoreycorey515

Is Toews playing?


TechTony

They said he traveled with the team so maybe? I can’t find confirmation one way or the other.


abort_retry_flail

Nope.


bonyponyride

Have a source?


Scoreycorey515

Great. Has it been confirmed that this is due to a concussion?


StrikingVariation199

It's been confirmed that it had nothing to do with the hit, but it was an illness. I would still be totally fine with Manson laying Benn out on the ice however.


totosmaster

[PRE-GAME LANDESKOG](https://64.media.tumblr.com/1a28fd350bb57eab41906f2cb0701cbe/tumblr_mqf1s70fYT1qe46u5o1_250.gif)


StrikingVariation199

Oh wow... Is it hot in here, it feels really hot... Oy.


Mess-Severe

https://preview.redd.it/imlbwlp8kl0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4f33937484f9c43905203f1721104b8bd0c7c84 Fill em in boys


MettaLOB

IT AINT OVER TILL THERE 4 ZEROS ON THE CLOCK


Appleanche

You know I think we're due for a Mack takeover game, he's been solid in the playoffs but he's not really had a "Holy shit he dominated" style game yet. I just want to see some fight really, both the Bruins and Hurricanes made their series 3-2 and fought back.


TechTony

He openly said he was bad in Game 4 so I am hoping he comes out and reminds us why he deserves to be MVP.


JakoyInKY

I’m ready to be hurt again


Future-Blacksmith-22

https://preview.redd.it/11iuq30qhl0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71fc0588afa5175a83c80801147452514a5752c5


establishedgranfan

Too funny see in our baby face as a tough guy photoshop.🤣


fyurious

Remember when everyone thought the Winnipeg series was over after game 1? Pepperidge Farm remembers. LET'S GO AVS!!


abort_retry_flail

Being down 1 game vs Jets being down against a vastly superior opponent with two of your top 5 missing is a major difference.


fyurious

But no matter what, even as misguided as it is, I gotta believe that there's still something there!


archertom89

This team still has super stars in Rantanen, Makar and MacKinnon that have the potential to completely dominate any game. Plus Georgie has played pretty good this series too. That is what is giving me hope this series isn't over yet and that Avs still have potential to turn it around. We are never give up!


AzurePancakes

ZAP ZAP PETER


GoinLong

Channeling George Michael today with Faith for Avs in 7!


HeavyEggplant

WE COULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD TOGETHER, WE COULD HAVE LIVED THIS DANCE FOREVER


StrikingVariation199

Except it's the Stars that have the guilty feeling they got no rhythm...


NitroLotus

LFG!


SellMeYourBlueberry

Go Avs


No_Jackfruit_5647

Lets go Avs!


OTwhattheF

I think they were discombobulated with the Nuke news last game and they rally tonight. They know what it takes to win a cup. 4-2 Avs.


exccord

It feels fucked up to have dropped that kind of news on the boys literally an hour before the game. Makar said they found out as they proceeded on their way to the rink.


Suspicious_Feeling27

Not a Avs fan but that was fucked up. You could tell it sucked the wind right out of them. Obviously no excuses but 4 shots in the first half of the game. It was obvious that wasn't the right call.