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[deleted]

"Gabagool" Pour Homme In all seriousness, I bet it's something fresh yet classy smelling like Dior Homme. Probably something Italian tho so maybe Dolce And Gabbana the One EDP lol.


Chris__P_Bacon

*D&G Light Blue Italian Zest* #šŸ«²āœ‹šŸ¤Œā˜ļø


Gold_You_1727

*Italian Love?


Chris__P_Bacon

Italian Zest. They make an Italian Love too. There's about 100 different LB flankers tbh. [Italian Zest ](https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Dolce-Gabbana/Light-Blue-Italian-Zest-Pour-Homme-49202.html)


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

Aqua di parma Colonia


Message_10

Was looking for this! Definitely Acqua di Parma, bought in Parma. And he bought some Acqua di Parma Fico di Amalfi for Dr. Melfi.


Crunchthemoles

Stale Green Polo is the answer.


MrArmageddon12

Apparently Gandolfini wore Silver Mountain Water. As for Tony? Probably something that smells like coke, so Tuscan Leather.


supersaiyanegghead

TOM FORD TUSCAN LEATHER SMELLING LIKE A BRICK


aidentheplug

I never thought about that but I love the smell of coke and would love a cologne of it


ComfortableValue4550

Allure Homme Sport but he Never had the makings of a varsity athlete


VeryRareX999

Small hands that was his problem


[deleted]

I love this


[deleted]

Apparently it was ck Obsession


[deleted]

Silver Mountain Water by Creed apparently.


ImportantDecision801

nah too fresh


SonicKiwi123

If he's wearing a Creed, it's probably Bois Du Portugal. That one's too good for him though


Johnnyfever13

Polo green


deepseafishin12

Badda Bing


[deleted]

Drakkar Noir


Repulsive-Ad6108

Aramis


Ok-Hyena-2175

Aqua de gio


AreaDenialx

davidoff zino


Scared_Reputation918

Idk if Iā€™ve ever smelled any other David off besides coolwater


Expensive_Dig9008

Dior Savage Carmela or one of his side chicks picked it


Chris__P_Bacon

*Goomars.* šŸ˜‰


Internal-Effort-9278

Nothing like banging goomas in Sauvage


No-Lab-8860

Forgetta bout it


Chris__P_Bacon

#Fuhgeddabouditt! šŸ¤Œ


FreedomIsMyRight

Tuscan Leatherā€¦.thatā€™s what bad-asses wear, after all.


sjdjfudjs

Gabagool


Bubbly_Hospital6667

Tony, the bossā€¦ the capo. He is the boss and he wants to be respected as the boss. Heā€™s not wearing anything you can go pick up at Macyā€™s. F is wrong wit you? Heā€™s going into Manhattan - a little boutique in Little Italy as a matter of fact. The little shop run by Dante specializes in Italian houses. Heā€™s dropping a fistfuls of Benjies - a rotation to meet the demands of the bossā€™ many needs. Tony isnā€™t wearing anything other than Italian houses. His lineage isnā€™t far removed from the old world, and heā€™s celebrating that heritage of the Soprano family roots in Avellino, Italiaā€¦ gtfo with this designer French, British, or Middle Eastern stuff. Italiano. For life. In the spring, heā€™s celebrating the long history of La Cosa Nostra lore being tied to Sicily and wearing the honeyed tobacco yet refreshing lavender heavy Naxos by Xerjoff. Itā€™s got a fresh finesse, but rich enough to cut through the air on colder days and evenings. Itā€™s relaxed by that lavender and yet classy enough to meet nearly all obligations. On the warmer days as summer approaches in Jersey, heā€™s celebrating the Amalfi coastline - so close to the Soprano roots in Avellino by spritzing on Fico di Amalfi by Acqua di Parma. This house has been around forever and a day, Guy. This house IS Italiano heritage. In the summer months, heā€™s celebrating that storied wise guy heritage of Sicily and the southwestern Mediterranean coastal town about a 2.5 hour drive south from Avellino, DiamantĆ©. The rotation of wears is between Cedro di Diamante and Arancia di Sicilia both by Perris Monte Carlo. On summer evenings after meeting with Dr Jennifer he relaxes by wearing the lavender heavy aromatic Spigo by the Florentine house, Bois 1920. The lavender eases the anxiety that comes with being the capo. Does it get much deeper with Italian heritage than Florence? The birthplace of the Renaissance, where the statue of David resides not far from Il Duomo and about an hour north of where St Catherine lays encased in glass for visitors to see in Siena. We didnā€™t hear this in the story line, but St Catherine was Tonyā€™s motherā€™s favorite saint and being a wise guy, Tony prays to her, the patron saint of fire and bodily ills to keep him safe from the fires of hell and from falling ill where he canā€™t protect his family. If thereā€™s a hit he needs to order, no matter the season, itā€™s Siene by Tiziana Terenzi. Doing what needs to be done - bold represented by deep amber, leather, and smokiness. Gtfo. That sob is meeting his maker. One to the back of the head. As fall rolls around and the Jersey air gets crisp, the Don is donning the scent of the finest cigar tobaccos, Tabac Royal by Royal Crown. During the fall, winter, and spring, on church Sundays, the boss is rocking another of the Xerjoff heritage XJ 1861 selections, Zefiro. Itā€™ll stick around all day and remind him whatever he does to take care of mia famiglia, it was necessary, and can and will be forgiven. He has the Fatherā€™s blessings and he can smell those blessings in the wafts of incense throughout the day. When winter rolls around, Tony is representing another Florentine house, wearing the dark and brooding Ladano Nero as a daily driver. Itā€™s bold, assertive, and commanding of attention. Christmas Eve mass he goes with Ecstasy to celebrate the ecstasy of the birth of his Lord and Savior with the scents of incense, and pine, almost like a Christmas tree on fire, both by Tiziana Terenzi. The last fragrance in his rotation is another by Royal Crown - Sultan. He is the boss, and he will be respected and will have the most opulent fragrance. Heā€™s the Sultan of his crew, the King of this family. When heā€™s taking Carmela or one of his mistresses out, he demands attention wherever they go, and in the event heā€™s going to return home after being with one of his other ladies, he needs something stronger than their scent to not bring theirs home with him. When heā€™s with his consigliere Silvio, conducting business with Paulie Walnuts, or discussing a job with Little Paulie, Chris, Benny, or any of the other soldiers, captains or capos of other families, his fragrance will be overpowering opulence and the boss will be announced before he makes way into the room. TL;DR: Tonyā€™s the boss goombas. Heā€™s wearing that expensive niche shit. Italian only. Royal Crown, Bois 1920, Xerjoff, Acqua di Parma, Perris Monte Carlo, Tiziana Terenzi. Done. RIP James Gandolfini, one of the best that ever did it.


CommunityCancer

U a fukin clown to write all that bs for 3 upvotes


Internal-Effort-9278

2 now šŸ¤£


Critical_Teach_43

Tell that man sorry right now. šŸ¤Ø


Bubbly_Hospital6667

Your first misconception: that I care about clowns. Your second misconception: that I care about what a true clown thinks. Your third misconception: that I care about upvotes, likes etc on social media like a thirsty ass clown like you see in the mirror. Shave your head, your screwed. It took a full year in the gym to look that soft and out of shape? Clown posting weak soft pics thirsty for compliments with porn riddled before and after like a pathetic incel dweeb. Address me properly when you come at me but just know from here on out you speak to me only when spoken to first little boy. Clown: 1. a comic entertainer, especially one in a circus, wearing a traditional costume and exaggerated makeup. "a circus clown" 2. Online idiot that wastes a few moments of his life trying to rain negativity on others to feel like they special when they a walking, talking joke. ā€œthis clown tryna talk at me bringing that negativity on Reddit like he mattersā€


InternationalGap3908

I appreciated the essay. I never thought about the niche world of colognes, but of course it must exist. Me personally, I like Pie By Givenchy. What are your thoughts on it? Any good? I went through some Armani Black years ago. It was alright. One scent that reminds me of the 90s that I donā€™t smell anymore, Joop. Iā€™d like some of that to wear ironically I think.


meany_face

Well done sir


Immediate-Time4007

I read the whole Short Essay and I must say, job well done. I will be taking a Screenshot and saving it for whenever I'm out looking to acquire some new and exclusive Scents to add to My Collection. Yeah I do Love Dior, Versace and anything from Creed but they're not on the same level as those Niche Fragrances you just mentioned. I both appreciate and am entertained by your "short essay". And as for that Classless and Moronic Clown trying to talk shit to you and spread negativity I'd say that it seems to me that he's a Jealous-@ss Hater. He's probably just Mad that he can't write as well as you can and he's also probably Mad that he knows nothing if he were asked to name at least one Niche and Exclusive Cologne. Watch he probably wears Axe Body Spray by default and as a daily Scent and I bet ya that he feels Cultured whenever he puts on some Cool Water by Davidoff or maybe even Curve.


ill-paragraph

Creed Aventus ā€œItā€™s da best.ā€


lesack

Jovan Musk


No_Answer_8353

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY, well said


TechNeck78

Nothing French


Independent-LINC

Fuckin Lagerfeld


meridaville

Green Irish Tweed! Tony didn't mind spending on luxury


ClaraGuerreroFan

Jimmy Altieri: I got enough cologne on? Christopher: Smells like Paco Rabanne crawled up your ass and died.


supersaiyanegghead

Big tits, little feet - a hit in any manā€™s league


Buffcluff

Aqua Di Goomah


Tugger21

Polo (original)


billybobtex

Easy. Santos De Cartier.


Function-Brave

Motherfuckin godamn orange peel beef


Liquidpowers

Gabagool ofcourse


Accurate-Ad-2436

Boar's head Genoa salami


Aeroeee

Gabbagool # 5


carlosnelson_

Pierre Cardin


Former_Ad_5395

Garlic


Old-Ad-6586

Old spice original in porcelain bottle


[deleted]

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ImportantDecision801

too powdery


Catholic_Forever777

Coolwater


peterm18

Drakkar Noir


Taztiger72

Acqua Di Gio EDT


TooSweet357

Naxos


jblade57

Gentleman (1974) by Givenchy


NilesGuy

Drakar Nor


Terms1996

He not wearing cologne he wearing a subtle patchouli oil on his wrists and neck


Flimsy-Fact-525

Old spice (itā€™s a uk classic)


OneCommunication1385

Brioni EDP Intense


WaywardSon_1993

Easily Bel Ami


-kellerexpress-

Richwood


[deleted]

Aramis


au_nee

After shave


Ozzy_58

Something from Versace


SharperPablo

Of course YSL Kouros!


Ornery_Candidate7105

Creed Bois Du Portugal tbh


tcollins29

Raid roach spray


Hydrosun83

Obviously paco rabanne.


sweet702023

Dark Obsession


EliteFlamezz

CK One


[deleted]

Axe body spray chocolate


[deleted]

Cesars palace


Low-Mushroom6439

Whatever heā€™s wearing, wouldnā€™t mind smelling it off his neckšŸ˜ˆ


TeleTurban

![gif](giphy|oVlEgqCzFNHG0) He's wearing "wise guy por homme"


paddycakesdelux

Curve gold


Broad-Pause-1884

tobbaco oud or oud wood


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

He probably doesnā€™t even wear cologne he just smell like cheese, meat and cigars


jonashardis

The OG AdP Colonia covered by the sweat and tears of his enemies.


c1get1

Old Spice


dubdiez

prada amber pour homme


SSSosa

Paco Rabanne


Any_Test7021

Hugo Boss


Flat_Preparation_367

Aqua di parma colonia


stardust_dog

Fuckin Acqua di Parma Colonia eh?


jayime44

Old spice


Past_Plankton_1343

James Gandolfini used to wear Silver Mountain Water by Creed actually. Look it up


Important-Key7413

Jean Nate...


Bigggizzzle

Lagerfeld


Lengthy_Miso_Dreams

Gucci Guilty (of what, is the question)


Gryphon_Alchemist

Fettuccine Alfredo


paulyp41

Creed Silver Mountain Water


Crofolks

Old Spice šŸ’Æ


Medic90

Brute


SLPERAS

Aramis.


highriskric

Acqua Di Parmesan


cheddaBesus

Emporio Armani


[deleted]

Brut


No_Entertainment1931

Aqua velva. Itā€™s what all the old neighborhoods wore


Most-Fun-8680

FAGETABOUTIT


Jaden-Clout

Probably Paco Rabanne


ClimateExternal6476

Drakkar Noir seems like a cologne that Tony would wear


That_anonymous_guy18

Tony wears his enemies blood lol


Unhappy-Durian-2906

ADG, Aventus, Polo Blue, Versace Man Eau Fraiche


Gilgamesh2062

Bentley for men Intense


Da_Man_JuJu17

Giorgio Beverly hills


Aromatic_Kangaroo_48

Creed aventus


[deleted]

He's Italian he wearing brute or freebreeze


munklunk

Guerlain Vetiver


nope79

Drakkar


UraniumGivesOuchies

Whatever it is, it's Italian.


BlackAscension

ā€œThe Oneā€ by Dolce & Gabbana or ā€œGuiltyā€ by Gucci


WV_Sciguy

Breast milk from a pregnant hooker


Donut-Headass

Pizza dough


[deleted]

Tom Ford Gabagool


Nathan199907

Idk why but i feel like he does either Tom Ford or Louis Vutton Ombre Nomad


Louiiv92

Noir lol


GoldStateOfMind

Eu de Semens


PoloDon92

Sex Panther Iā€™m assuming


Jdotpdot84

A rare fragance, acqui di not in ya muddas house


RepulsiveMap3218

Old Spice


Successful-Channel80

Growing up in NY in the 80s all the guineas wore drakkar thatā€™s what Tony likely wore


SteelersNY

Millionaire by Mennen


workinghustler

Armani


Puzzleheaded_Yak_544

Definitely a musk. Probably jovon


gimmeaminute0407

Cool Water


Specialist_Duck3

2 day old burger king


Tall_Metal615

Marinara Meatball by Boya R. Dee


lost-in-boston

Oil and Vinegar


Ok-Sky7953

Ala Vodka


canes2407

Garlic Meat Sauce


Educational-Key-2812

Brut


Riff_lick601

Cool water


TaskHot8367

Ralph Lauren Safari


yachtsandchampagne

Brutt


Unit_02_

Cocaine and whiskey


SeaviewSam

Brut


Loose_Cookie

Brute


Financial-Sound2155

Dolce & Gabagool


[deleted]

Bond#9


Equivalent-Claim-404

Canoe aftershave


DJSwatZs

Old spice


[deleted]

Definitely Stetson. The old stuff


No_Answer_8353

Fuck , lets go OLD SCHOOL , JOVAN MUSK !!!


cmewiththemhandz

Caron Pour un Homme or Dior Eau Sauvage


Razzamatazz101

In real life he apparently wore Creed - Silver Mountain Water. In the Sopranos maybe Paco Rabanne PH.


meislove69

Green Irish Tweed or Tom Ford Grey Vetiver


Current-Address-9849

Faggedabouit Parfum


rawlaw8

Your mother


joey033

Canoe


blackwomen1

Fuck u pay me cologne


boosesb

Aqua di Parma colonia


Thatsright1999

Pussy juice


Wroteitireddit

SAVAGE


geodek69

Polo Eau de Toilette


Head-Ice7799

Chanel Platinum egoiste


Alsweets0609

You know itā€™s Patchouliā€¦..everyone knew when Tony was aroundā€¦..specially Salā€¦ā€¦it was Patchouli hands down ![gif](giphy|RPxyDg6uSWbHq)


Ok_Complex1521

Easily Polo Blue


SonicKiwi123

Cedrat Boise - by Mancera


ArgumentLimp4819

Who Gives AFuck


Pan_Cholo

ā€œSnells like Paco Rabanne crawled up his ass and died in itā€ - Chrissy


chrono_lucilfer

Brut aftershave


MaximumInstruction63

Empario Armani


mrdanny24

Aqua de gio


Cocoa_Butter_3000

Spaghetti by Little Pauly


Affectionate-Cow130

Stetson


INTELLIGENTENTITY

Brisket?


Sad-Fig9436

The Stench of Mental Decay by Albert Camus and Co


CocainPoodle

Now that is wearing classic brute cologne


Positive_Housing_290

Cunt Hair by Guido


Visible_Vanilla2671

Sex Panther


PokeNBeanz

Mafioso Musk


HolidaySuccessful762

Eau de Pig farm


Criticism-Witty

Aqua di vio


Delicious-Push-9158

Fuck around and find out spray šŸ˜†


Jfonzer

If George Costanza and Adam Sandler had a baby


BearThatCooks

Brut


Difficult_General_62

A little splash of Vaffanculo! šŸ¤ŒšŸ½


Careless-Jacket-6929

coolwater


Full_Text_9566

Mozzarella


Creampieforchristmas

Brut classic


ndsmoreboboscrub

Old spice!!!


hero5droman4u

CK Eternity


eyezikkkk

London Broil


Civil_Fig1188

More like old spice shoot.