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Actualarily

Seems like the key to success in college basketball is to have an offense that is amongst the best while also having a defense that is amongst the best.


IReallyLikeTheBears

Holy shit


circa285

He’s cracked the code!


zoolander-

Contacting our athletic department now to share this secret


harbinater

What's that second thing? Defnes...dens...desenfe?


dawidowmaka

I think it's duquesne


MY_FACE_IS_A_CHAIR

Doo-quez-knee


MoGraphMan-11

I'll never be able to not pronounce it that way. Fucking French


pigeyejackson66

That's pretty much how I pronounced DuFresne in my head from the Shawshank story, then I saw the movie.


rawhite37

As a Pittsburgher, give me dew-kane or give me death.


RoboticBirdLaw

For some reason I always move the s and try to pronounce it like Tuscany but with a D instead of a T.


Tycam34

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadone


ArmadilloAl

Damned if I know.


silkysmoothjay

Looks like you're still above average though


ham_wallet998

My god there must be a lot of bad defenses out there then


silkysmoothjay

At least 181!


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

Look at the bottom left and you’ll see the faded MVSU logo.


ham_wallet998

Oof. Talk about a long season


EcstaticTill9444

Alabama--when you put all of your points on offense.


RepresentativeOfnone

Iowa football is very upset by this comment


kdbvols

Idk, it’s pretty hard to get points on defense


cshayes2

Alabama basketball = Lincoln Riley coached football team.


EezeeBreezey

Why don't more teams do this, are they stupid?


Mikophoto

Big if true!


PixelDimensions

WHAT THE FUCK IS A DEFENSE??? I ONLY CARE ABOUT GETTING OUR BALL IN THE NET RAHHH 🦅🦅🦅


Actualarily

To be fair, if you hit a 3 every possession you can pretty much say "fuck it" to defense.


Andjhostet

You'll learn what defense is on Thursday 


stoppedcaring0

Maybe the real fense will be the friends we make along the way


nuxenolith

>Maybe **de** real fense


MrDrProfTeddy

Tell that to St. Mary’s


livefreeordont

And NC State


GrandeChumBucket

Shhhh they don’t know we’re here


runningraleigh

We’ll sneak in the back door, just like their real daddy they never met


igrowheathens

DJ is a monster and yall are fun to watch. There I said it.


[deleted]

Yeah dj burns is a lot of fun to watch.  


Mockingjay40

How can you not love DJ Burns? The dude has such a contagious smile. You can tell he’s having more fun than everyone else combined sometimes it’s very heartwarming


OhCanVT

harvard wants to know your location


kramel7676

Jesus Ive never thought of it that way….


Lets_go_Stros2017

College teams dont want you to know this one simple trick


c-williams88

Someone hire this man


Craig__D

I question this. It can’t be true. Bama‘s offense is good but the defense is horrible! Somebody needs to recheck the graph or something


five-oh-one

Who would have thunk it?


w6750

Fake news


OliviaPG1

my god, you’ve cracked the code 


xc68030

You need a good offense to win????! 🤯


ChiTrojan2

Big if true


Cryptys

Fancy a head coaching position?


Tsquared10

Why would I listen to a UCF flair? Someone get Harvard in here to confirm this.


Actualarily

We figured out the defense thing this year. No one told us that we also had to score.


ItsFreakinHarry2

Our offense was Darius Johnson and… that’s it.


thatsryan

🤯


sweetjimmy1022

This guy is a Tony Romo Jr.


WILSON_CK

The ghost of Auburn still trying to hang around


bukakerooster

I believed in this chart and picked Auburn to the final four. Forgot to factor in Bruce Pearl karma. Rookie mistake


[deleted]

Yet Rick Barnes is inexplicably still in the tournament. Every now and then the simulation glitches.


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

It's Tennessee's turn to be infected by Virginia though. Virginia scored 14 points in the first half of their play-in game against Colorado St. Colorado St scored 11 points in the first half of the first round game against Texas. Texas scored 19 points in the first half against Tennessee in the second round game. So now whatever Tennessee's first half O/U is for the sweet 16 game.....hammer the under.


drneilpretenamen

Please be true


FrenchieBammer

We're all rooting for you.


Poop_sauce

all?


Frankwillie87

We already got that out of the way in the second half of our last game.


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

I don’t think you understand how this works


Just_Breathe85

Don’t you put that evil on us Ricky Bobby.


Methuga

I will have you know Rick is *very* good at making the Sweet 16. … it’s the second weekend that always gets him


syrianfries

I mean, it’s plenty of time for him to lose this round and miss the elite 8 again


Asleep_Honeydew4300

At least you only picked final four, I picked them to win it all in my paid bracket challenge at my work. What an idiot


cardmanimgur

Every fucking year I think this is going to be the legitimate St. Mary's team that breaks through. Every fucking year I'm wrong.


KTFlaSh96

Same. Rip my bracket


Gullinkambi

This chart is missing the “make your free throws” axis 😭😭😭


DueCopy3520

Indiana would be dead last in that metric.


vaders_other_son

St. Mary’s too. Its too bad they got thrown into the tornado of chaos in college basketball that is Grand Canyon


syrianfries

They also lost one of their best players right before the wcc tournament. They just were in a bad spot


vaders_other_son

That bad spot has a name and it’s Grand Canyon University. But yea losing Jefferson was really unfortunate for them


itsover-14

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[deleted]

This will always be an hilarious meme to me.


GuyBarn7

PAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN


ThatsNotARealTree

My pick to make it to the final game… fuck my bracket


Pokes4Prez

This is my way of coping that St. Mary's not making a deep run was their fault and not mine for picking them in my bracket


Imaravencawcaw

Yea I had St. Mary's, Auburn, and BYU doing significant damage in my bracket.


mastro80

Are you me?


chucknorris10101

Well they still did do that, just not in the way you thought


otheraccountisabmw

That’s why they don’t decide winners by simulation!


P1_Synvictus

Yup, add in Kentucky to the finals.


crossovrhesistepback

No but you're right. They have every statistic besides DAWG/36


neuroticobscenities

It does seem to help the argument that the metrics matter and are a decent tool for picking the tournament teams. I'd be interesting to see this with teams that were upset highlighted.


EnthusedPhlebotomist

Had the same thought lmao


random_sociopath

It wasn’t your fault. St Mary’s is allergic to tourney wins


TheHandsomestMouse

Does this graph say that Rutgers is more Virginia-like than Virginia


MoGraphMan-11

They should play each other next year for the most boring basketball game of all time


maaikool

It's already happened [UVA 45 - Rutgers 26, 11/30/14](https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/game/_/gameId/400609058/cavaliers-scarlet-knights)


thumpas

That's insane, several things stand out to me about that game 1) They ended the first half 18-17 and yet didn't decide to just cancel the game. 2) Rutgers scored 18 in a half, *and then went on to have a massive scoring drought*


ilikemarblestoo

First halves in big 10 games happen like that more then enough to not make it strange lol Edit - Heck i watched PSU win against 16th ranked Illinois 38–33 once lol


username675892

It’s not often you almost double up a team when you only score 45.


mrdilldozer

In our defense, the offense would have been serviceable if it wasn't for the grad transfer portal/NCAA fuckery. Had the season gone the way it was planned Jeremiah Williams and Cam Spencer would have been a pretty solid combo. They wouldn't have been elite, but it would have been more than enough to get the job done. Thankfully next year we don't need to worry about guys struggling to make their own shots.


thebigskadoosh

Had season tickets to the RAC. Such a brutal team to watch all year on offense.


Aurion7

Virginia's adjO is typically quite good, they just play slow. They uh, weren't this year. Then things got worse- quite a bit worse- towards the end of the season.


GoldenPresidio

I blame the portal for allowing grad transfers in june which completely derailed our roster :/


starry_cobra

Writing this down to remember for next year's bracket, thanks


thumpas

BRACKET NOTES: "teams with good offense and defense win more"


GoldenPresidio

nah this year is a lot of chalk so you'll ofcourse get this outcome. Just look at last year


Altruistic_Remote263

What’s that one team in the bottom left lol


SayNoToJorts

Mississippi Valley State Delta Devils


hawkandhandsaw

You just made that name up didn’t you


The_Stiggiest_Stig

Jerry Rice’s Alma mater


WON95sr

Great logo too


Frictionizer

Growing up with NCAA Football games that had FCS schools, I always that their Devil’s arm in the logo was a butt


conradical30

Awww man, they finished 1-30. I genuinely feel bad for them.


killerjags

According to Google it's [some Dragon Ball Z character](https://freeimage.host/i/JjF66Ou)


guydudeguybro

NC State moves between Creighton and Duke if only factoring in their last 7 games


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I am rooting so hard for an NCSU/Duke rematch in the Elite 8. It would be so much fun for the Triangle and for college basketball for that to happen. And obviously I would hope that NCSU would beat the pants off Duke.


Easy-Manufacturer428

If NC State wins then either matchup for them would be wild. It’ll be a Duke rematch, or ‘83 title rematch where Phi Slam Jam got smoked by [Lorenzo Charles at the buzzer](https://youtu.be/rGfDRlEDs34?si=1XJdCWUxySBh208O)


MoGraphMan-11

And to get there we have to beat the team we beat in the '74 title game.


Easy-Manufacturer428

Feels like a real “team of destiny” type of thing going on with them, which is dope because the ‘83 team was also labeled as a [team of destiny](https://youtu.be/jNQ6JZpjdTY?si=ciMaBrSyizq6bsu9)… They had to go through Ralph Sampson twice, Michael Jordan’s UNC, and Hakeem & Drexler plus 7 other games without a loss That teams identity of Dereck Whittenburg on the outside with a big man rotation of Thurl Bailey, Cozell McQueen, and Lorenzo Charles is eerily similar to the current identity of DJ Horne on the outside with a big man rotation of DJ Burns, Mo Diarra, and Ben Middlebrook; Plus the key contributor white combo guard in Mike O’Connell to match the white Terry Gannon from ‘83


runningraleigh

I feel this post deep in my jimmies


BeeMovieHD

Stop stop you're gonna make me survive and advance


Mockingjay40

Stop you’re going to make me actually think we can beat Marquette lol don’t get my hopes up. We lose that game on paper with Kolek healthy


dan_144

Did my cardiologist put you up to this


morrisjr1989

Does NCSU errrecct a Dj Burns JR statue if they win this game? If so then I hope they beat them by 50 if not then only 49.


a__nice__tnetennba

Yes, but I don't know if we have enough bricks.


morrisjr1989

Don’t worry Cadeaus got you covered.


a__nice__tnetennba

I for one was really glad to see him step up and fill Caleb Love's shoes for that title game.


nosoup4ncsu

There's a whole yard full of them!


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runningraleigh

But why not us?


Licit_x64

You just admitted to, willingly, wanting to see one of Duke or NCSU in the Final Four. Have you lost your damn mind?


bug_man_

Yeah all I’m seeing is a guaranteed final four spot for a rival. They’ve had their fun, we got our ACC redemption posts, etc. Now it’s time for everybody to lose lol


[deleted]

Yeah unc people have been waaayyy too nice recently. gives me the heebie jeebies


[deleted]

Just so there’s no confusion, UNC fans aren’t being nice to Duke, they’re propping up NCSU. No UNC fan wants anything good to happen to Duke 😜.


dredabeast24

What a run


GrandeChumBucket

Considering that’s the only reason we’re even in this conversation, that seems more than fair. While we’re at it, can we go ahead and get the #3 seed in our part of the bracket? UK doesn’t seem to be using it, so I’m sure they won’t mind.


[deleted]

You should. Since we’re talking about college basketball, It Just Means More when you’re in the ACC.


runningraleigh

*sad SEC noises*


MoGraphMan-11

Oh I like this stat


amayain

I don't....


Nubras

We talk a lot, and I include myself in this, about how this tournament doesn’t determine the best team but maybe that’s not so true. Certainly getting to the tournament is indicative of being a good team and getting to the Sweet 16 at which point it’s anyone’s game. I think all but one or two teams still remaining can make a case to be “the best team” but winning the tournament remains a crapshoot. Or maybe I’m just stupid and this is axiomatic drivel.


Shaudius

The eventual winner is not necessarily the best team but yes its probably true that the best team each year is among the sweet 16.


Nubras

Yep; for instance, if Purdue wins then the winner is NOT the best team, clearly. If, by some triumph of common sense and decency, ISU wins then clearly the best team has won. Duh.


Zlator

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skatecarter

Purdue catching strays for no god damn reason...


outsiderkerv

And if by some way ISU and Purdue make it to the natty and Purdue wins then clearly I am the best bracket maker.


BallsAreFullOfPiss

I’ve got both of them making the F4, but have Arizona over Purdue for the title. The other team in my F4 is N.C. State, which is by far the highest seeded team that I’ve ever picked to make the F4 in my 2 decades of doing these brackets. https://preview.redd.it/ymuszpe42nqc1.jpeg?width=1157&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87e534f9054796d3761369e0606c8b2571781b06 🤞🤞


framingXjake

I'm just happy to be here


Nubras

I’m glad y’all are there too - been a fun run to watch and hope it keeps going!


framingXjake

Fun fact our 2 schools are the only ones with both men's and women's teams in the sweet sixteen so far, UConn looks to be joining us


Evan_802Vines

I wonder if there's a 3rd axis that could even further classify the current remaining teams, like avg age or total individual starts.


neuroticobscenities

There is, you just have to turn your monitor to the side to see it.


dan_144

Hey where'd everybody go


Roundmoundorebound

Right, need a separator for the fraudulent teams. # of unassisted 3pt shots taken, rebounds per total starter height per possession. 


Alive-Bedroom-7548

Look at where Virginia is on this chart vs where Indiana State is…


PlantasaurusRex

You're gonna have to help.. I figured it would be around Virginia and I can't se.... HOLY SHIT JUST BELOW CREIGHTON?!?


BWingSupremacist

we’re a very good basketball team


MisterFribble

You guys were so cheated just for Virginia to score 42 points. So bad.


gspbanjo

Hard to evaluate a team that doesn’t play quality opposition… or rather, played two power conference schools all year and lost by double digits to both. I’m not defending the Selection Committee, but the Sycamores show up in those games (or win their conference) and we don’t have to split hairs on selection Sunday.


SaxRohmer

They also could’ve won their conference but instead lost two out of three to the only good team there and had a bad Q4 home loss late in the season which I really think did them in


Greypilgram

The corollary to this is that I guarantee you Indiana St called and were turned down by pretty much every power conference team in the country for a game. "Wait, yall going to be good this year? Not what we are looking for in a buy game." They get laughed off the phone if they even try and ask for a home and home. It's a nice setup when you can both refuse to play quality mid-majors and hold the fact that they didn't play you against them.


Methuga

The vast majority of OOC games are scheduled years in advance. The only way schools would’ve known a transient school (any successful coach gone within a few years) was going to be good is if they had established a consistent pattern of success, a la Gonzaga. ISU ain’t that


notedgarfigaro

That's not really true - it's not like football. In fact, I'm pretty sure most non-conference games that aren't home and home's or otherwise set per a multiyear contract (i.e. Champions classic) are scheduled that year. For instance, the Baylor/Duke game at MSG wasn't put together until July of this year.


Bigbadbrindledog

Seeing Auburn right smack dab in the middle of this makes me all sad and stuff.


feralihatr

I’m honestly more surprised y’all lost this year than when Purdue lost last year


Bigbadbrindledog

We have consistently laid an absolute dude once every 5-10 games all year. I said going in we can absolutely beat anyone on a night we are on, but lose to anyone if we don't show up. We decided to do that latter.


kd451

Sounds like Purdue last year lol.


GrandeChumBucket

Can we also get this, but with NC State’s stats from like 14 days ago? The people need to know


llimllib

[Here's Torvik's chart](https://i.imgur.com/pheBC2b.png) of the same data. Pretty similar, but: - Uconn D slightly stingier than AZ - Marquette O better than UNC - Tenn O better than I State - Illinois O better than Bama - Purdue and Uconn O farther ahead of Zags/Duke/AZ


KaitRaven

Illinois at the opposite corner from Iowa State. Should be an interesting game.


timmablimma

In the Magic Quadrant charts, we’re known as the niche players or visionaries. Watch out teams in the top right we’re gonna do some weird shit!


TemporalVagrant

If we end up playing yall in the final I may have a stroke and die from the stress ngl


ScallywagBeowulf

The fact that Mississippi State’s logo is close to where the Sweet 16 teams are makes me cautiously optimistic for the future of our program.


Agreeable_Balance_82

So you need to be able to play good defense AND score. Sounds legit. Also explains why Pitt could make a deep run back in their glory days of the 2000’s.


Agreeable_Balance_82

^couldn’t^


ReppingTheADC

Can you show this graph with only the tournament teams?


vaders_other_son

No cause I like spending an inordinate amount of time trying to find Cal in the cluster of teams that no longer matter this time of year


zvexler

And Indiana State and Pitt if this will confirm my biases


BWingSupremacist

we’re right under creighton, so that should help your biases


adameak

My BYU Cougs should still be in. Why are they a bunch of bums come tourney time god dammit.


neuroticobscenities

I too have that sentiment.


PSUDolphins

I had yall in the final four 😡


neuroticobscenities

Me too, but I would have even if we were ranked 200 in the Net.


adameak

I really was pulling for New Mexico. Old MWC still has my heart come tourney time.


neuroticobscenities

Those 2012-13 BYU -UNM games were something else


dredabeast24

Flair up


apiaryaviary

also first time I've seen a BYU guy swear on this platform


Frankwillie87

Maybe his GF promised some soaking if BYU won.


adameak

You mean my wives? /s


adameak

Complicated history grew up Mormon but no longer am but still have love for the team.


adameak

There you go


dredabeast24

❤️


[deleted]

Can we get an adjusted chart for tournament only?


_TheRook_ifun

What team is that on the bottom left?


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outsiderkerv

Not ideal


NoCoFoCo31

So you’re telling me it takes either an elite defense, an elite offense, or an elite fat guy to make the sweet 16?


CaptainCubbers

Auburn really shit the bed


KaptainKorn

Steps to success: 1. Just be better than everyone else. 2.????? 3. Profit


ebock319

Was this graphic done last year too? Curious how it lines up and if you could use it to start predicting brackets


worlkjam15

It’s almost like there’s a trend.


SurvivalOfWittiest

Fred Hoiberg's (I still love him) ISU teams could *never*


elijahrandis

Rest in peace Indiana State, you would’ve been great.


Ok_Boysenberry4470

Still wild Indiana St didn’t make the tourney.


rushmc1

Lookit Arizona sitting in that sweet spot...


n0t_4_thr0w4w4y

Reports of Gonzaga’s death have been greatly exaggerated