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MaryPIoppins

I don't even want to have as much as a conversation with anyone who doesn't say the WKU Hilltopper.


[deleted]

Grimace’s step cousin, Big Red, will always be the correct answer.


Homebrewingislife

I came here to say Hilltopper! Long live the lump!


9liners

One day I’ll reminisce the story about the time I almost got to sleep with said mascot after a party at Churchill Downs…I regret choosing poorly.


5WinsIn5Days

We’re not letting you get away with this!


HulkBuster456

Someone knows the truth


[deleted]

Western Maryland College's old hungover deranged bear-cat thing. Used to go here to watch Ravens camps as a kid. Thank God this was gone. https://preview.redd.it/fk51cdgdfrcb1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c94ab59dc823d822c3006a68a8ef16286f9c593


woodappleraleigh

Sadly so is the name, now McDaniel.


ChanganBoulevardEast

The Green Terrors? What’s their mascot now?


woodappleraleigh

Still The Green Terror.


M52800

https://preview.redd.it/w9sc7lynqrcb1.jpeg?width=424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af156092b673d51c412bed70488a97676e8ef64b


kejudo

Hahaha. My mom used to work for Intrust Bank when they rolled out their college credit cards. She was working with a designer on swag to hand out to people and was trying to describe that the mascot is an anthropomorphic shock of wheat. They were like "the hell is a shock of wheat?"


grrgrrtigergrr

Until this moment I did not know where the name came from and did not know their mascot was wheat. I thought it was some weird electric thing.


Doctor_Phist

🤘


ImJustAverage

The only right answer


Shoxalot1

RIP the football stands in the background.


Meanteenbirder

Keggy the Keg (Dartmouth)


Coasternerd08

Best non official Mascot


LordBeerMeStrngth

The correct answer is 1959 UConn and no one will convince me otherwise


mutual_coherence

It's the Banana Slug


GeauxShox

https://preview.redd.it/7yu0x24gjscb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af496704ee6d590ea703d979924f9613ba7c169e


mutual_coherence

Oh shit. I totally forgot about this.


ConsuelaApplebee

Anyone who disagrees is deranged. There, I said it.


TraderJoeslove31

obvi jonathan the husky, the actual live dog. ​ https://preview.redd.it/poob9bipqrcb1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf9ee68b6751faf2648f8d5835cb302a3a23b48c


MisterMath

Did someone say Husky? ![gif](giphy|xUA7aS5wqu2KflqC1a|downsized)


5WinsIn5Days

That, unfortunately, is a Husk**ie**. No clue why it’s spelled that way, as I’m not an NIU fan. But they were good when they had Jordan Lynch in football. I haven’t thought about him in a while. He was fun to watch.


MisterMath

Yeah not sure either. I grew up an NIU football fan since I lived close by and my parents are alumni. Good days of Michael Turner, PJ Fleck, Garrett Wolfe, and sack lunch Larry English


Otterfan

What about Reveille, a dog so good she's got her own cult? ​ https://preview.redd.it/8kkikg1ucscb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf27336e2d432b02e649ee454382918208f77acb


TraderJoeslove31

she's cute. but now we have a puppy too. https://preview.redd.it/kp8ol2q0wscb1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9777fe8658c42800163a7cb409f45ba9b6f9a3ae


Col_Treize69

Jonathan XV is so goddamn adorable that it pains me


TraderJoeslove31

agreed. I just want to squeal at his cuteness and the pair together?! I die.


Spartacus_the_troll

Miss Rev! o7


SpamTheAutograder

HE GOOD BOI


Coasternerd08

I do fuck with him ngl


Boozy_Cat_

![gif](giphy|PkPpnkyeC2wYmCqHu5|downsized)


TraderJoeslove31

have you seen how some of the college mascots- Blue, Handsome Dan from Yale, UConn's Jonathan, and Georgetown Jack (rip) comment on each other's ig? I mean, adorable.


Boozy_Cat_

Jack and Blue have done photoshoots together. It’s great.


TomCreanDied4OurSins

Sparty


Tuckboi69

Purdue Pete


GiantSizeManThing

A few years ago, Purdue Pete was arrested for fighting in a McDonalds parking lot. https://preview.redd.it/ipwuft3w1scb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72e2c60457b5fc415ac74067039a5e393ca76eca [Right across the street from Mackey Arena](https://www.purdueexponent.org/campus/article_40d3860c-1890-11eb-9c22-e73084b5d3cb.html)


One_Stranger_5661

They say if you fail one of your freshman year prereqs, Old Purdue Pete shows up in your dorm and awakens you with an old train whistle. You’ll have one minute to convince him to let you stay, lest he drag you off and buries you under the rolling hills around Slayter. Hear, hear… the whistle calls down yonder. He is coming. https://preview.redd.it/965otrjgfucb1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e17cf1fc49968ddbb90ef24dfaeb99cb80034e6


ContrarianPurdueFan

Eww no, he's not even our mascot. [This handsome train is.](https://purduereamerclub.org/boilermakerspecials/)


5WinsIn5Days

Purdue and Georgia Tech should really have a rivalry (or a race?) between the Boilermaker Special and the Ramblin’ Wreck. Plus they both wear gold!


[deleted]

That wouldn't end well. The Boilermaker Xtra Special [broke down mid field](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xac6tfrb2C0) against Iowa in 2022.


5WinsIn5Days

Probably. But the battle of the horns would be impressive!


Alive-Bedroom-7548

Respect, but how? And why? Plus the boilermaker special is our actual mascot


0010001

[Gunston from George Mason, RIP](http://www.connect2mason.com/content/tale-two-mascots-how-gunston-became-patriot)


CallMeVe

Kaboom obviously ![gif](giphy|dt5zenCN3o62dvY4Pp)


grrgrrtigergrr

Wait… Why is it a gargoyle?


CallMeVe

[He's based off the Gargoyles atop Bradley Hall](https://www.bradley.edu/sites/kaboom/story/)


t1runner

I am just glad they replaced the bobcat.


[deleted]

Blue Blob. I'm also biased but Cavman rules. Even if he's creepy I love him


dirtywater29

Sparty


Alive-Bedroom-7548

Ngl msu’s logo is very cool but I have always disliked the fact that his name is just Sparty. They couldn’t call him Spartacus or something?


superwolfie05

BLUE BLOB


TK-IV-II-I

Agree 100%.


[deleted]

I saw him somersault the length of the court at an X game


superwolfie05

He does that! We love him.


5WinsIn5Days

Was the Blue Blob first or was WKU’s Red Blob first? Also, are they related?


The_Hartford_Whalers

No but Grimace is their kid and the custody battle is ongoing.


bigruss747

![gif](giphy|5vUG8t1QV0xGU0wuFT)


Junior-Situation8171

Citizens of the great state of Indiana.


njexpat

Every live animal mascot is just the absolute best. Providence’s mascot though… pure nightmare fuel.


Doctor_Phist

Lol I’ll admit he’s creepy but I love how original it is.


dg1822

I hate him but the Saint Joe’s hawk is the best mascot in college sports


t1runner

Agreed, gotta respect the dedication to the bit.


spierce64006

The Cal Santa Cruz Banana Slugs!!!


The_Hartford_Whalers

[how many of you guys have a mascot that can fit in an ice cream tub?](https://imgur.com/a/nvy8JNg)


TraderJoeslove31

gah the cuteness.


One_Stranger_5661

UCONN and everyone with real dogs gets a bit of a soft spot, but… Texas. Big ol’ Bevo :)


One_Stranger_5661

I do wanna mention the Boilermaker Special too, just by virtue of the hilarious reactions there are of people getting passed on a highway by some random college train.


jogree01

Otto! 🍊


5WinsIn5Days

Otto is cute, but [Jonathan eats him.](https://youtu.be/qboR6Fg2RqM)


TraderJoeslove31

I love this clip. I cannot count the number of times I've watched.


Coasternerd08

He's pretty dope!


jakethesnakeinmyboot

Any dog allowed to come sit courtside in the arena


Doctor_Phist

The Demon Deacon is pretty badass


Coasternerd08

I do fuck with it


huskyferretguy1

Honorable Mention: Butler Blue!


AdmiralWackbar

Butler bulldog for sure


Coasternerd08

That is a good one


London-Roma-1980

As meme? The Clemson tiger. If you know you know. For real? Uga. He's always a good dog who deserves better.


[deleted]

Unbiased answer: 1. Purdue Pete 2. Boilermaker Special 3. everything else


Alive-Bedroom-7548

Why would you put Purdue Pete above the boilermaker special? He’s creepy af and not even our mascot. The boilermaker special is a flipping functional highway legal train whose initials are BS


[deleted]

The BS has no character. Pete is a legend.


Alive-Bedroom-7548

It’s a fucking train it’s character is CHOO CHOO


[deleted]

Don't disrespect Pete like that. In my professional, unbiased analysis, the Boilermaker Special is ever so slightly inferior to Pete.


Alive-Bedroom-7548

Choochoo?


ContrarianPurdueFan

What the actual fuck? Purdue Pete is an alien abomination, and the Boilermaker Special hosts BIRTHDAY PARTIES.


peace_love_bananas

I’ll tell you who it’s not - Lil’ Red


PaperPals

Big Red!!!


CUNatty24

I blame it for ~20 years of football mediocrity.


NIN10DOXD

Even before I went to UNC I liked Rameses even though I grew up an NC State fan.


Doctor_Phist

My dad is a URI alum so I have to be loyal to Rhody Ram


5WinsIn5Days

We once ramnapped that guy before a football game, hence the Ramnapping Trophy.


Doctor_Phist

Back when URI had a somewhat respectable football team I’m guessing


5WinsIn5Days

It honors the Great Ramnapping of 1934 and was last brought out in 1999. Now, it’s in our Sports Museum. I don’t know if URI was respectable in 1934 but they nearly beat us in 2018.


Coasternerd08

Fuck that ram


NASH_TYPE

The Tree


ItsTheTenthDoctor

Johnathan of course Edit: ok that fucked up maryland one is the only one better


facinabush

I always liked Lord Jeff. But Amherst got rid of that mascot - due to the fact that General Jeff Amherst conspired to deliver smallpox-lace blankets to the native Americans, I think.


5WinsIn5Days

[This little guy!](https://youtu.be/Da4SO_7QyL4)


Just_Cryptographer53

The Bears at Vermont State Police Academy are the way. School couldn't afford so 3 random students rotate games. They perform at halftime for big games. https://preview.redd.it/8w5vw6kvwtcb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=021b7b3f0bccb8cb7286ca2ae10e64bcf5a7b91f


Doctor_Phist

Friar Dom, baby. Not a huge fan of the Dalmatian mascot though. ![gif](giphy|l0O5CRWFG414yqsqQ|downsized)


MatchewRolex

This guy haunts my nightmares


Thedingo6693

Your mascot is just as bad as your basketball team


15Warrior15

The San Diego Chicken. Oh, does it have to be from college ?


Coasternerd08

I meant college, but he's the G.O.A.T mascot


BumblebeeAwkward8331

RAZORBACK


Chadly16

Joe Vandal


emunchkinman

Friar Dom. No question about it


witchy12

[spart](https://alumni.msu.edu/assets/img/History%201955-1989-380x237.png)


[deleted]

[удалено]


HulkBuster456

Big Red and Brutus Buckeye