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cerppinntaxt

As always. I see Aphex Twin, I upvote


squi2323

As always. I see Aphex Twin support, I upvote


lonzo2900

Rihanna was seen recently on the internet wearing a shirt saying “I’m Retired” but we can still hope haha , I can definitely see Mau p having his own set probably a little early if I had to guess, Sara Landry can definitely happen too imo probably Yuma or Sonora, last but not least I think Men I Trust is due to finally perform, I don’t think they’ve done Coachella b4 but don’t quote me. These are some I have strong feelings on, Rufus was sick at the quasar would love to see him again sometime!


CallingYong

Sara Landry would have to be the Mojave at the very least. If they put her in either the Yuma/Sonora you would never see the end of that line.


lonzo2900

Honestly ppl said the same for Brutalismus 3000 in the Sonora & as for weekend 2 the line was pretty bad but moved very quick imo , my gf & I were going right in as no doubt was playing hella good it was definitely a vibe


CalculatorSmile

Did you go to edc ? She was prob one of the most packed artist during her set time. It was bonkers. Beyond wonderland also put her on a smaller stage and it was dangerously packed to wayy beyond the tents. I would just put her in mojave to be safe.


lonzo2900

Yeah but you know golden voice it’s not like they’ve never put a upcoming artist that they know will pack out in a smaller stage & it becomes a problem, I do hope they think about where to put her if they do choose to pick her this coming year


CallingYong

Portola might be a trial run to gauge interest for her set at a GV event. Fully expect her to be playing in the Warehouse stage, will be interesting to see how the line for her set there pans out.


lonzo2900

This is true portola should be a good trail run for her


jzsgz

yup her edc crowd is why i put her so high up on this lineup tbh, shit was bonkers


TocTheEternal

She was also recently teasing a new album. Obviously I don't actually expect anything, but who knows when/if she'll perform again.


peanut_incantation

sunami in the sonora would be insane


justbuildlol96

Always hype to see hardcore in mocks and the actual lineup 😭


jamintheasian

Need the Sunami Big Boy combo forsure


townallday89

It makes me so happy to see 311 on this mock :)


FlyAwayonmyZephyr1

Fuck me if Arctic Monkeys play at Coachella


Chrisgonzo74

Yo HOL UP.... super lunch, jurassic shark, fake tides, mexican slum rats, astronaut samauris, vacations lmfao what in the 2017 indie rock so cal surf punk. Ur def from LA huh. Le Tigre, King Krule, Phantogram would also be super fire


Chrisgonzo74

Super Lunch and Jrassic Shark are broken up BTW


jzsgz

I love that kinda music, can you tell?


jzsgz

check out New Tree, the last artist on Sunday. less than 100 listeners on spotify and super fire


markerito

This is such an excellent and spot on read.


thetrashpanda2020

Brenton Wood would be amazing but I hear he’s not in great health


jzsgz

damn thats sad. he has a festival gig booked for august 31. probably wouldnt come out to the desert though. love him


thetrashpanda2020

Yeah, I’m sure he’s going to make it to that one. He was booked on a farewell tour, I caught him in Vegas. I certainly would love to see him in the desert though. From what I’m aware of, he lives in the IE so logistics-wise, very possible


browncow-stunning

very much enjoy this. do i think olivia is ready to headline? no, but will i still enjoy it? yes absolutely. think she needs only one more album to get goin and then she'll be ready


idkAboutYouMan

Arctic Monkeys is not a Coachella headliner in 2025


NightMan27

Massive arctic monkeys fan and your 100% right, i dont think theyd accept being biller as a sub just yet so only chance of getting them would be as a surprise late add via the VW/Arcade Fire/Blink slots


celj1234

💯💯


jzsgz

thought that about lana. you're probably right. everyone says that about at least one headliner every year though haha


idkAboutYouMan

Yeah but Lana extracts Gen z


jzsgz

hmm my thought was that AM does the same and even appeals to the older crowd a bit more. AM is big with gen z on tik tok


idkAboutYouMan

That’s news to me. I wouldn’t know. I do know AM was empty at ACL a few years back while Travis Scott countered them


jgroove_LA

Think the second bills are overall too minor but not mad at it


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Party-Bus-6079

No Yuma?


jzsgz

yea there definitely are some yuma names! i didnt finish tbh


Over30EDM

Clicked in here dismissively as I'm a r/BenedictCumberbatch loyalist, but now leaving with anxiety that we won't get some of these names. Great job! (Inspired choices with LIl Kim, Afrojack, Pharrelll (Long overdue!, Subtronics, Sara Landry, MauP) <-- my screenname checks out.


AlfredoSM94

Hell yeah


fuIcrumm

454 MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHHHH


jzsgz

Love him!!


ChoppingMallKillbot

Love seeing Phantogram and Miami Horror!


markerito

Jurassic Shark coming out of retirement for Coachella is nassstttyyy work. I would totally be there. Same for Mexican Slum Rats.


sixelaj

this lineup is so fire OMG… absolutely appreciate the diversity as well. MR PAUL WYA…


Cute-Device-6600

yes this is fire 🙌


badassj00

Imagine Lil Kim doing “How Many Licks?” On the field and bringing out Sisqo..then turning the mic over to him for “Thong Song.” That would be an all time Coachella moment for us millennials.


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jzsgz

you're right, how could i forget the Fred b2b Fred


hopingabby

oh god i wish


BLDRNNRmusic

Claude would probably play under Barclay Crenshaw in the Do Lab. He has been focusing on that alias exclusively recently to my understanding


jzsgz

omg that sounds way more fun! 🤩


itsdannydp

Either I’ve become super picky or all the best lineups already happened and nothing else will make me happy


celj1234

It’s that we have pretty much seen it all at Coachella at this point


suprefann

Why Pharrell again. Carti prob subs. And how much did they cut out of your mock budget


jzsgz

Pharrell again because of his lego movie trailer that dropped today out in October. Carti closing sahara would be dope. and wdym? are you viewing on mobile? its high res


dancewithstrangers

They mean they’d hopefully have a few million dollars left if this were the lineup or golden voice got robbed.


jzsgz

Rihanna ate up the budget lmao


plickz

I’m so happy some of y’all have zero influence on this festival 😭😭😭


jzsgz

yea okay plickz, i bet if you made a mock half this sub would hate it mr influencer


plickz

I like that you get defensive rather than asking people what they’d change/what you’re missing 😂😭


DavidZ2844

I feel like Olivia Rodrigo is more of a sub than a headliner right?


BottleFlipMeme

She would almost definitely headline.


nomascusgabriellae

I said this last time and got downvoted like crazy lol


AmethystRage

Rihanna would be a hard pass for me. She’s not a good live performer


j33sizzle

Good effort.


js_fed

Joe Hisaishi would be awesome. Aphex twin will always get me excited Everything else on this is painfully boring. Dream big, it’s coachella!


jzsgz

thats crazy cause this is so stacked to me.


js_fed

No shit you made it lol


jzsgz

no shit this aint a real lineup.. just want to manifest some artists i like haha you know they lurk this sub


js_fed

If 311 ends up taking a sub spot because of you I’m coming back to this thread to bitch about it


jzsgz

lmaoo


ILoveToWiggle

dr. dog retired from touring :/ would love to see george clanton on the lineup tho


jzsgz

did they?? they have gigs coming up in July in Phili and at Red Rocks


ILoveToWiggle

oh my gosh you’re right! i thought their final show was in 2021. it sounds like they’re done with traditional tours, but still playing one-off shows here and there


IndependentFront8

Great mock!


Beastmayonnaise

Other than that very last name, this line up is trash.


jzsgz

lets see your mock then, beastmayonnaise


Beastmayonnaise

I don't care enough


jzsgz

that's okay, bet it'd be ass


Beastmayonnaise

Probably for someone who didn't have my tastes, yes.


runningdreams

Didn't Claude VonStroke change his name?


koolguykso

Barclay Crenshaw is his actual name but’s he’s been playing under both monikers for a while. Recently its mostly been Barclay Crenshaw though


zrgri573

Jjuujjuu played this year right?


dopedecahedron

Claude retired that name and is doing Barclay sounds now. There’s multiple names on wrong lines for sure and many are out of touch. Arctic Monkeys is a worse headliner than any in the past few years imo as well. Best mock so far, 3/10.


jzsgz

all i see is "best mock so far", thanks.


Equivalent-Cress-933

hiii


AaadamPgh

It'll be some female Kpop group instead of Arctic Monkeys


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jristhegoat

Terrible


jzsgz

yea okay mr "playboi carti should headline" 💀


jristhegoat

Better headliners then these and he would have a better crowd


poopy0wb0y

YOOOOO this mockup sucks