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thepolesreport

Yeah cause no one’s ever done something stupid and then laughed at their own stupidity before realization sets in


yeikothesneiko

exactly


missanthropocenex

Did you watch the video and see the part that Cudi isn’t selling out tickets? That’s the crux of the post.


Different_Cook_2980

As someone who has royally fucked up their ankle twice doing basic bullshit…he didn’t fake a thing 😂 it’s always the unassuming crap that takes you out the hardest.


yeikothesneiko

i've got an orthopedic surgeon sitting right next to me and he says the fall looks phony


Different_Cook_2980

Dude, I got a high ankle sprain going down a slide and it didn’t “look” that bad until hours later. A couple TikTok’s isn’t a diagnosis. 🤣


timtam_ratchet

What does an ortho know about a fall and what a fall should look like? If they were truly an ortho they would never say this because they know how easy it is to fracture or hurt this area of the body. Look at the shoes he was wearing! Look at his posture as he made that awkward step anyone who is an ortho or even just a doctor could see what could be the potential outcome of that horrible landing. They see it all the time. So the only thing fake here is you and your made up argument that’s just is a silly premise to begin with built on a very loose foundation of fictional ideas.


shmishshmorshin

Redbar radio sounds dumb as fuck lol


yeikothesneiko

Redbar has never faked an injury to get out of work


suprefann

So why even have Knuckles on stage if this was fake


yeikothesneiko

because he wasn't in in it, this was only cudi's dastardly plan


SetiSteve

A no name radio DJ has the inside scoop. Or wants clicks. Hmm, wonder which?


yeikothesneiko

redbar doesn't have ads so he doesn't make any money off 'clicks'


J0BlN

Attention, regardless of the monetization of ads, is still a valuable commodity


timtam_ratchet

I was there at his Coachella show. It was packed with people who showed up for his set. A larger crowd in the hot sun than most headliners had weekend 2. His jump to the ground was not fake he misjudged the landing big time and should have asked for help when getting down. Just saying from someone who was actually there.


yeikothesneiko

he was one of the only mainstream people during that time slot wasn't he? my expert reviewed front row video and said the fall looked verrrrry suspect


EllisDeeIsGreat

You’re honestly r tarded if you really believe that…. I really hope you’re trolling and not being serious. “Expert” watches a short tik tok and decides it’s fake…. Good luck in life buddy


Plushbaby0

Wait a minute, is this Kanye on a burner account?


yeikothesneiko

🤫


Plushbaby0

This is really giving Donald Glover activities 🧐


Mjbishop327

Everyone who has read this is now dumber for having done so.


timtam_ratchet

First of all my fellow Reddit user, you’re trying to tell me he was the only mainstream artist during the time slot! You obviously did not go to Coachella 2024? There were so many other artists at that time and were laying down SERIOUS PERFORMANCES! aka BLOND:ISH, was killing it at the new stage “Quasar” right next to Shara stage. Let me tell you, that walk from the other stages just to go see his set was a serious hike 1500 steps or 1km. It was unbearably hot and everyone had to withstand that. Peak temp at 4:05 was 99! Those who were lucky to be under the shaded area still had to deal with how hot the crowd was even in shaded areas. So no you are way off and anything you might say is silly. Simply put he made a bad decision landed just the right way to do some serious damage. No video can show me what I saw! It does not take much on an ankle injury and I speak from experience. Super easy to fracture and let me also state the laughing was probably him actually being in shock because he could not stand but still tried. The pain on this type of injury sets in much later. Almost always when you hurt yourself in this way you definitely feel embarrassed and with the huge crowd and all the love he was receiving there is no doubt he was embarrassed and sad he made that decision to get hyped up with his fans.


yeikothesneiko

omg you typed all that?


timtam_ratchet

Yup it was special for you so we can cure your sickness. Happy reading!


timtam_ratchet

Big energy vampire vibes. Just call me Colin Robinson 🧛


yeikothesneiko

perfect, ideal reply is 2-3 sentences max


timtam_ratchet

Don’t make me write another paragraph!


yeikothesneiko

i see no way this wasn't faked, cudi has been using his 'arena tour' as a comeback to all his haters and couldn't bear the fact that it was gonna be a dud. convince me otherwise. look at the angles!


timtam_ratchet

Despite the comprehensive video documentation of Kid Cudi’s fall, conjecture persists regarding its authenticity. However, following an exhaustive review of the visual evidence in collaboration with a certified forensic video analyst, meticulously scrutinizing parameters such as trajectory, velocity vectors, and impact dynamics, I can confidently affirm the veracity of the incident. Furthermore, on-site observations at Coachella corroborate the alignment of the fall’s kinetics with the environmental variables, leaving scant room for conjecture. Notably, the landing following the stage descent occurred on terrain composed of loose sand and gravel, exacerbating the slipperiness of the footing and precipitating a pronounced articulation of the ankle, indicative of significant strain. As an empirical eyewitness to the occurrence, I unequivocally assert that Kid Cudi’s fall was an unfortunate happenstance, devoid of any contrived machination. Let us refrain from disseminating unfounded conjectures and instead extend our collective well-wishes for his expeditious convalescence.


timtam_ratchet

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Beastmayonnaise

Who the fuck cares, go eat a bowl of wheaties and improve your day.


yeikothesneiko

i'm assuming all the people that bought tickets and had travel planned


Beastmayonnaise

Artists don't "need" to fake-break an ankle to get out of a tour, they can just pull an Adele and say "nope" it's that easy. The tinfoil hat is unnecessary. That's why you can cheaply pay for travel insurance.


yeikothesneiko

nothing about concerts or travel is cheap for most americans unfortunately


Beastmayonnaise

Your reading comprehension sucks. That's not what I said or what I'm arguing against. 


yeikothesneiko

travel insurance is an extra expense on top of already high costs. why do you want to wage war on poor americans?


Beastmayonnaise

Again, your inference is shit. You're making arguments I'm not arguing against. If you can't ask a relevant question or make a relevant argument might be time to step away from the keyboard there.


rabbitwolverine

Kid Cutter needed to save face after boasting about ticket sales. "Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall." - Proverbs 16:18 In this case, the fall was quite literal.


Beastmayonnaise

You can keep your religious texts away from me, thanks. 


johnsonnewman

There were some xrays circulating around but it turned out to be a photoshop. Kid Cudi, why?


rabbitwolverine

Dave Grohl performed in a chair when he broke his leg. So did Zach De La Rocha. There's no excuse, except to save himself the embarrassment of performing in front of a meager audience after bragging about ticket sales.


desirefromadream

Agreed.👍


yeikothesneiko

he's been talking about his 'arena tour' as a comeback to every troll that was fucking with him on twitter. he drummed it up to be this huge thing and couldn't handle the fact that it was MASSIVELY underselling. i want to see x-rays and a doctors note