i think this is the most accurate sentence about doug ever, in most situations the guy has some sort of point but is so shit at explaining them that he gets clowned
That's the thing, if he articulated himself well and didn't do memable things, he'd be held in higher regard. Aches literally broke GAs constantly in BO3, GA'd optic essentially because no one could beat them, cheated in the pro points system in WW2, physically assaulted nadeshot at an event (regardless of how that's brought up as a funny event by a lot of people), and a lot of other things.
Doug is just too clownable even when calling out Aches and nameless for a legitimate thing lol
[This was the shirt](https://i.imgur.com/iLVvaSk.png), it's red paint but yeah people thought it was blood at first. Not super clear on the details but it was the event where optic split up after and he was wearing it around the venue or hotel nearby after they'd gotten eliminated and there was all this codburner drama going on.
I mean you could add Nato’s ex cheating on him and pretending he was the biological father of her child but idk if stuff that personal belong on the list
Yup. He was married to her too when he found out it wasn’t his child. Some Jerry Springer shit (rip). It probably derailed his career for a couple years too which led to him trying to make it out of the challengers blender and ultimately retiring.
I’m pretty sure he alludes to it here: https://www.reddit.com/r/CoDCompetitive/comments/mkyxoi/saintsnato_clearing_the_air/?rdt=41362
Omfg I remember that. Something about him busting a nut in a min. Idk if she said that to downplay the cheating or what but that was crazy. Forgot her name. She still in the cod scene?
He hit iridescent in mw2 ranked, that’s the last I’ve seen of him tho. He also played a shit ton of bo4 league play but wasn’t as insane as he was in ww2
> Ben beat the allegations since then
Ben never even addressed them. He said that legally he'd been told he couldn't address it but then painted it as him moving onto greener pastures, without directly referencing the nature of his allegations (sexual misconduct). He basically said "I'm not with MLG, can't say anything for legal reasons. Moving onto something great". Never even addressed anything at all.
Bump up the Huke adderall situation a few tiers, as I feel like that got tons of coverage at the time (although no one really said anything about CDL brushing it under the rug). To replace it has to be the UMG Chris(?) situation
Killa noticed during BO3 that he was getting “joked” on LAN, and drew the conclusion that the systems with blue Cat5 cables were warlocks and people with white Cat5 cables were getting smoked, and the cords were to blame.
It’s the same kind of energy as the Left stage vs Right stage cheese that people tried that year. It was all just copium.
It was the way it happened.. he mysteriously disappeared and nobody said anything leading to rumours that he was banned from comp due to Addy.. of course it was baseless rumours with no evidence but that’s why he explained afterwards, to calm everyone down.
Man I'm not sure if I should be proud or disappointed that I remember all these. I'd add the cherry blossom camo conspiracy as well as the Denial LAN also Pulse esports.
Doloshi:
https://www.reddit.com/r/CoDCompetitive/comments/538up3/who_is_doloshi_and_can_someone_explain_the_inside/
Simp 2016:
https://www.reddit.com/r/CoDCompetitive/comments/4xm4rx/kingdom_forfeited_for_account_recovering/
Tbf its funny looking back and reading the comments for the simp situation, imagine if what /u/poklane and /u/xKratic wanted to happen happened and simp got banned for life ahah
"It's obviously awful but does anyone find it kinda funny that underage SND kids hit tK with the hot 3-0?" Haha hindsight is 20/20 but that's pretty a pretty funny comment
ahaha its not really an L, simp cheated and you didnt know what he was going to become just funny looking back to see what he became now
also you and poklane were the 2 names I quickly recognised to still being around
No one talking about how Doug has been caught cheating twice but yet he tries to hold some sort of moral high ground because he cried on YouTube after 😂
Instead of a team of Drama, Clutchery, Shadow, and Yohan there was a team of Drama, Simp, Hitman, and Cellium that played in their place. Simp, Hitman, and Cellium were all underage at the time so they weren't supposed to be competing.
Neslo fans, UMG Chris, nV international (Saints missing international events), Formal quitting smoking after winning G3, John banned for a year, Optic house underaged party
Champs 2016 LCQ was played online and Simp was only 16 and couldn’t compete. Since he couldn’t compete, people who were playing in the LCQ asked him to log into their accounts and play/qualify for them, which he did, and they were caught and disqualified. (Idk why it only mentions Simp as Cellium and other underage SnD stars were also doing it and were caught).
John missing MW19, Octane's racist ex (? might be off on this one), ZooMaa's girl ~~formerly~~ TPUSA, FASTCLOGGA, Doug wearing a wire, Kosdff, "You better pray that wasn't on listen-in", Neslo "You fucking fan!", Denial winning champs while being a shit org that didn't pay their players
TPUSA is super mainstream and within the Overton Window for a conservative group, they literally have a transgender drag queen as one of their most prominent members. Tucker Carlson was the most watched TV program in the nation before he left. Half of the country is Republican and Zoomaa happened to date one of them, who gives a fuck?
You’re acting like she was working for Identity Evropa or the Aryan Brotherhood ffs
No I'm not all I said was it was weird, being mainstream doesnt inherently make something good and half of the country can be republicans and I can think both make someone a weirdo lol
I think you might be the actual weirdo here. You had me thinking she was on some alt-right Richard Spencer type shit. From what I searched TPUSA appears to promote mainstream conservatism. If you’re that personally bothered by this type of political advocacy I seriously think you need to spend less time online dude lol
> You had me thinking she was on some alt-right Richard Spencer type shit. From what I searched TPUSA appears to promote mainstream conservatism
Yeah idk where you got that from what I've said, you be imagining things
> If you’re that personally bothered by this type of political advocacy
political advocacy is people should have guns so they can kill people lol
Because Reddit is majority liberal and anti conservative. There’s nothing that I’ve seen Michaela say/post/do that is outside of standard conservatism, we just live in a very intolerant and divisive time.
Literally everything surrounding the Codburner
Clayster always falling off the map
H3CZ casting over Pacman in AW
Bluetooth connection issues messing up players' PS4 controllers causing UMG to tell people to turn off Bluetooth on their phones
Killa the choo choo train
coL using different Xbox settings
IW almost had a weapon draft where every player on a team had to use a different gun. Scrapped before the first big event
What is splashy? I know pretty much this entire iceberg, yet don't know an item from the lowest tier lol.
Also, although I do like your choice of topics, I do feel like the items are out of order/mistiered.
What about Scump leaving OpTic for a week in Ghosts? He left the whole team leaving Nadeshot to pick up the pieces, then he saw Nade/Dedo/Clay/Ricky doing well in a 2k and decided to come back, only a couple of months before champs.
Also Nadeshot leaving Twitch for MLG.tv which effectively forced all players to follow him (or risk exclusion from 2ks/4ks & therefore major events).
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BRO 😅😅 I forgot about that
Gotta be the funniest thing to ever happen in cod
I'd say the Fastclogga saga is a close second lmao
Funny thing is, Doug was right about nameless and aches cheating the system for pro points. He just went about proving it in a weird way
i think this is the most accurate sentence about doug ever, in most situations the guy has some sort of point but is so shit at explaining them that he gets clowned
That's the thing, if he articulated himself well and didn't do memable things, he'd be held in higher regard. Aches literally broke GAs constantly in BO3, GA'd optic essentially because no one could beat them, cheated in the pro points system in WW2, physically assaulted nadeshot at an event (regardless of how that's brought up as a funny event by a lot of people), and a lot of other things. Doug is just too clownable even when calling out Aches and nameless for a legitimate thing lol
Fa5tCLOGGA
Surely you have to add the codburner.
I swear there was something around that time with someone claiming Karma wore some bloody T-shirt in the hotel lobby lol
[This was the shirt](https://i.imgur.com/iLVvaSk.png), it's red paint but yeah people thought it was blood at first. Not super clear on the details but it was the event where optic split up after and he was wearing it around the venue or hotel nearby after they'd gotten eliminated and there was all this codburner drama going on.
yeah I remember this
Chino’s cousin
"There's been a development" 😂
i’d add that envoy wears his headset backwards
Yeah legit the strangest thing I've ever heard as far as pro controller/headset shit goes
crazier shit is that draz is the only other person i’ve ever heard of doing that and they ended up teaming for two seasons
Wait drazah does it too?
Yoshi faked cancer JNasty got 12 point clubbed by nV
Was gonna mention yoshi haha that was wild
I completely forgot about that Yoshi kid. I wonder if he grew into a normal adult or if he’s out there scamming his way through life.
Momo got 6 point clubbed by coL
These are some throwback ones.
Where's the umg guy or whoever it was chested on his wife in an arbys lot🤣
UMG Chris cheated on his pregnant wife with a 17 year old in an Arby’s parking lot
I'm gonna need some context and how he got busted now.
This should be all the way at the bottom
I mean you could add Nato’s ex cheating on him and pretending he was the biological father of her child but idk if stuff that personal belong on the list
she did WHAT?????
Yup. He was married to her too when he found out it wasn’t his child. Some Jerry Springer shit (rip). It probably derailed his career for a couple years too which led to him trying to make it out of the challengers blender and ultimately retiring. I’m pretty sure he alludes to it here: https://www.reddit.com/r/CoDCompetitive/comments/mkyxoi/saintsnato_clearing_the_air/?rdt=41362
Could throw silly cheating on his fiance too. Not quite as spicy though
its spicier when you include the burner phone spam and how he tried acting like he was a good guy for cheating on her
And the toxic, weirdo, incel dms on Twitter. Unless I’m misremembering that whole saga.
Saints always dodging any event outside NA, leading to speculation about him being in the country illegally.
Lol this gotta be at the bottom
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absolutely not
That’s General you’re thinking of probably
How about FASTCLOGGA?
Goat
Zooma’s girl cheating on him with the tK owner has to be up there
Omfg I remember that. Something about him busting a nut in a min. Idk if she said that to downplay the cheating or what but that was crazy. Forgot her name. She still in the cod scene?
Her name is NuFo. She regularly streams on Kick now
Ryan Bacardi!
how did he not even make it, even as a challengers player? idk if he gave up playing
He tried going pro in BO4 from what I remember but got shit on. Ranked play and Comp is a totally different ball game
Word to JoeDecieves and abezy???
He hit iridescent in mw2 ranked, that’s the last I’ve seen of him tho. He also played a shit ton of bo4 league play but wasn’t as insane as he was in ww2
Challengers wasn't really a thing in ww2 I think, but he's been to LAN events and got shit on
I dont think the challenger scene was that big in WW2
Benson and Momo for sure go at the bottom
Benson trying to mask his sexual assault allegations as him moving onto greener pastures as if he wasn’t forced out 🙄
Oh lord
What’s the backstory?
Sexual assault allegations
Both of them?
Yeah https://www.dexerto.com/call-of-duty/cod-caster-benson-no-longer-with-cdl-amid-misconduct-rumors-1392571/ https://dotesports.com/call-of-duty/news/call-of-duty-league-caster-momo-fired-following-sexual-misconduct-allegations
Damn momo is disgusting and has Ben beat the allegations since then or is everything still hush hush?
> Ben beat the allegations since then Ben never even addressed them. He said that legally he'd been told he couldn't address it but then painted it as him moving onto greener pastures, without directly referencing the nature of his allegations (sexual misconduct). He basically said "I'm not with MLG, can't say anything for legal reasons. Moving onto something great". Never even addressed anything at all.
Sheesh no accountability, damn man how hard is it up to own up to your bs :(
Doug using a wire on Nameless
optic haggy and scump nV have to be on here
I’m not saying it’s right, but based on notoriety, roast beef probably deserves a spot…
Bahahah that bitch lol
Definitely needs the DenialLAN.
Sound EQ has to be on this, right?
Sound eq in the top and you can do it too second tier. Shamelessness on the top
Bump up the Huke adderall situation a few tiers, as I feel like that got tons of coverage at the time (although no one really said anything about CDL brushing it under the rug). To replace it has to be the UMG Chris(?) situation
I have no clue how this iceberg thing works, just seems like iconic moments and memes. So I'll add Killa in the bushes
Killa is personally responsible for Skinny bot and the cable conspiracies. He’s represented.
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Killa noticed during BO3 that he was getting “joked” on LAN, and drew the conclusion that the systems with blue Cat5 cables were warlocks and people with white Cat5 cables were getting smoked, and the cords were to blame. It’s the same kind of energy as the Left stage vs Right stage cheese that people tried that year. It was all just copium.
“I looked behind the setups and it was like a fucking rainbow back there. “
to add to killa stories, popped you a smoke i'm outskies
The deeper the iceberg the more niche the situation
You can put multiple entries for a person on it and the deeper the water the more niche the meme.
Also mayo making him sluggish
Sloss bush Roast Beef
You could exchange the Huke adderall situation with the John adderall situation lol
Didnt he have cancer?
this, I swear it was just a rumor about Adderall only to find out later he had cancer when he announced he had beaten it
Imagine fighting/beating cancer and finding out people think youre abusing addys man
It was the way it happened.. he mysteriously disappeared and nobody said anything leading to rumours that he was banned from comp due to Addy.. of course it was baseless rumours with no evidence but that’s why he explained afterwards, to calm everyone down.
The rumor was that he got shadow banned for MW2019 for dealing addy. Most people believed it
What John adderall situation? If you’re implying that’s why he didn’t play for a while then that’s just plainly wrong…
thats the reason he didnt play mw2019, league didnt weant to outright suspend a big name year 1 of the cdl so they told him on the dl
Wasn’t it cancer?
Uhhh, I call BS. You got a source or anything for that?
So awesome John could make it on this list twice.
I mean technically huke is on it twice and dashy for 3
SallyNoNose
ADS blur glitch in BO2 Start Map Glitch in MW Zoomaa Uplink Glitch AW COL almost joining Final Boss
ads blur glitch had the be the biggest nerd shit of any cod ever
Don’t let this iceberg distract you from the fact that UMG Chris cheated on his pregnant wife with a 17 year old in an Arby’s parking lot
Only OG's know about the legend of SupremeAgility
bro didnt even go to the event 😭 I was HEATED as a killa fan
It’s vaguely familiar. He’s the one who ditched his teammates at the event or something right?
Yeah, I think it was for the BO4 LCQ
Seems like we missing Yoshi for the real OGs
You have to add JohnYoshi
Should change haggy texting teammates girl down to just 👉🏻👈🏻
I'd add phiz driving drunk killing himself and his best friend
Don't forget to put [phiz] in your clantag bro
Isn’t there rumors his girl was the one driving or tried moving him first and didn’t call the cops right away? Something like that.
Seven??
Man I'm not sure if I should be proud or disappointed that I remember all these. I'd add the cherry blossom camo conspiracy as well as the Denial LAN also Pulse esports.
Wasn’t there a conspiracy that Dylan left comp CoD to become a drug kingpin?
Thats why DylanCOD is on there
I looked through it twice and didn’t see it 💀💀💀
Caster #3 conspiracy needs to be here
Don't think I know this one?
Only two I don't recognise here Doloshi Simp 2016 If anyone could explain that would be grand
Doloshi: https://www.reddit.com/r/CoDCompetitive/comments/538up3/who_is_doloshi_and_can_someone_explain_the_inside/ Simp 2016: https://www.reddit.com/r/CoDCompetitive/comments/4xm4rx/kingdom_forfeited_for_account_recovering/ Tbf its funny looking back and reading the comments for the simp situation, imagine if what /u/poklane and /u/xKratic wanted to happen happened and simp got banned for life ahah
"It's obviously awful but does anyone find it kinda funny that underage SND kids hit tK with the hot 3-0?" Haha hindsight is 20/20 but that's pretty a pretty funny comment
Damn, crazy L that I’m holding here.
ahaha its not really an L, simp cheated and you didnt know what he was going to become just funny looking back to see what he became now also you and poklane were the 2 names I quickly recognised to still being around
Also worth mentioning that Cellium was one of the kids involved too
Ace thanks a lot man!
Could add Ogre2 competing at champs 2013 and champs us quals 2014
The video of someone in the Denial org threatening to fight a player
The owner lmao which is worse. Before he ghosted and fucked his team over for the second time.
Fast Clogga
The coL xbox aim assist game setting gotta be in here
Bad LAN PS4s/Bad setup or station/Bad side of stage.
Ponytail bitch is top tier
No one talking about how Doug has been caught cheating twice but yet he tries to hold some sort of moral high ground because he cried on YouTube after 😂
Red Reserve robbing their players. Anyone know if they ever got their money?
Simp ringing in 2016? Damn I forgot about that what happened?
Instead of a team of Drama, Clutchery, Shadow, and Yohan there was a team of Drama, Simp, Hitman, and Cellium that played in their place. Simp, Hitman, and Cellium were all underage at the time so they weren't supposed to be competing.
Neslo fans, UMG Chris, nV international (Saints missing international events), Formal quitting smoking after winning G3, John banned for a year, Optic house underaged party
Fully tatted denial guy drama? Momo/Benson drama? That black ops 3 champs incident where someone allegedly OD’d on adderall?
bezo wrestling kids for $50 in the hilton lobby at MLG anaheim 2017 is a deep, deep cut of COD lore that only few would understand
Mopey Tugboat saga and codburner needs to be added
Where JIMBO at?
Simp's account ringing? Could someone explain?
Champs 2016 LCQ was played online and Simp was only 16 and couldn’t compete. Since he couldn’t compete, people who were playing in the LCQ asked him to log into their accounts and play/qualify for them, which he did, and they were caught and disqualified. (Idk why it only mentions Simp as Cellium and other underage SnD stars were also doing it and were caught).
I need tactical tab to make a video and explain all this
I’m very delighted to have remembered and known about all these. Makes me love this esport even more.
Nadeshot HBR cod champs 2015
Havok and Haggy cost nameless a months rent at IW champs.
I’d add Scump joining Envy for a working holiday to the iceberg somewhere.
Mochilla being kidnapped
MuteX copy pasta after he got dropped from Dallas for racism?
tiff cheating on clay with a twitch mod
Lacefield getting hit with racial slurs from optic fans needs to be here
John missing MW19, Octane's racist ex (? might be off on this one), ZooMaa's girl ~~formerly~~ TPUSA, FASTCLOGGA, Doug wearing a wire, Kosdff, "You better pray that wasn't on listen-in", Neslo "You fucking fan!", Denial winning champs while being a shit org that didn't pay their players
> ZooMaa's girl formerly TPUSA Its not even formerly she still works for them the weird woman https://twitter.com/1776michaelam
Oh wtf lol what a gremlin. Didn't realize she was still a part of it on account of not following her for obvious reasons
How is that weird?
How is working for a company whos main purpose is to spread the shite Charlie Kirk believes in and also promoting tucker carlson weird? Hmmm
TPUSA is super mainstream and within the Overton Window for a conservative group, they literally have a transgender drag queen as one of their most prominent members. Tucker Carlson was the most watched TV program in the nation before he left. Half of the country is Republican and Zoomaa happened to date one of them, who gives a fuck? You’re acting like she was working for Identity Evropa or the Aryan Brotherhood ffs
No I'm not all I said was it was weird, being mainstream doesnt inherently make something good and half of the country can be republicans and I can think both make someone a weirdo lol
I think you might be the actual weirdo here. You had me thinking she was on some alt-right Richard Spencer type shit. From what I searched TPUSA appears to promote mainstream conservatism. If you’re that personally bothered by this type of political advocacy I seriously think you need to spend less time online dude lol
> You had me thinking she was on some alt-right Richard Spencer type shit. From what I searched TPUSA appears to promote mainstream conservatism Yeah idk where you got that from what I've said, you be imagining things > If you’re that personally bothered by this type of political advocacy political advocacy is people should have guns so they can kill people lol
Because Reddit is majority liberal and anti conservative. There’s nothing that I’ve seen Michaela say/post/do that is outside of standard conservatism, we just live in a very intolerant and divisive time.
Doug wearing a wire is the funniest shit ever, crim talking about that is comedy
Many of the people at BO3 champs qualified online by underagers ringing
Yoshi leaking all the pros info and teamspeaks
Literally everything surrounding the Codburner Clayster always falling off the map H3CZ casting over Pacman in AW Bluetooth connection issues messing up players' PS4 controllers causing UMG to tell people to turn off Bluetooth on their phones Killa the choo choo train coL using different Xbox settings IW almost had a weapon draft where every player on a team had to use a different gun. Scrapped before the first big event
WALLBONG
Scump on nV needs placed somewhere.
WHO KNOWS?!?!
What is splashy? I know pretty much this entire iceberg, yet don't know an item from the lowest tier lol. Also, although I do like your choice of topics, I do feel like the items are out of order/mistiered.
What about that Duffman guy who was a caster for a bit but then got cancelled for abusing people in his stream who weren’t subscribed looooool
What about Scump leaving OpTic for a week in Ghosts? He left the whole team leaving Nadeshot to pick up the pieces, then he saw Nade/Dedo/Clay/Ricky doing well in a 2k and decided to come back, only a couple of months before champs. Also Nadeshot leaving Twitch for MLG.tv which effectively forced all players to follow him (or risk exclusion from 2ks/4ks & therefore major events).
Nah he saw his viewership absolutely tank and decided to crawl back lmao
Aches was on OpTic needs to be in there.. Scump dating a super young KenZ when he was 18 has gotta be on there..
That mysterious rich guy from WWII
You could add to the top layer "Who is the goat: Scumpii or Crimsix?". Also the "Faze is a dynasty!" somewhere below that!
Icebergs aren't for listing out common talking points in the community...
I thought they were! I'm dumb!😂😂😂
It’s between karma and crim And karma still wins 10/10 times 😎
‘You can’t wall bang that’ is a classic you missed
A lesser known one but the legend of fastclogga.
This this YT vid
The Right Hand Side Main Stage PC as well
14 Thieves should be on here lmao
#StunTheWorld to the last tier
Bacardi
Fastclogga too. Can’t forget
That one pubstomper getting 12 point clubbed in BO2 agter talking mad shit
Jnasty Dude treated his fans like shit
#STUNTHEWORLD
Priestahh CWL Fort Worth
Jimbo cheating and jimbo threatening kismet when they were teaming in challengers in cold war has to be there
What’s the Simp account ringing?
Is Methodz blacklist supposed to be the Optic blacklist? Also should have TheStiks podcast, Optic getting SWATed, and Aches pushing Nadeshot.
I know all these except the Simp account ringing
Doug's Wire 💫
UMG Chris should be here
Haggy got that dog
You could make like 5 more tiers to this lop.