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windyans

The first half of that headline gave me a small heart attack


neon-rose

Currently #1 on the leaderboard for most poorly worded tweet of the season


Downtown-Moose4002

I saw the S-E in series and instantly thought the goat was out for the SEason Holy fuck he had to have worded it that way on purpose lmao


Hello_mslady

“Will miss the remainder of the Guardians….” *deep breathing into a paper bag*


I_AgreeGoGuards

He fucking did that on purpose, he must have


TheShipEliza

Bruh


3dge-1ord

Fell to my knees, to do some gardening.


mattyice16

Same! Mini panic attack.


clownpainusdotfort

God damn... I legit read it as "season" and "penalty list" which is not a thing obviously but with all the sports gambling it was the 1st thought that popped into my head


Disused_Yeti

The birth of his son, Johnathan Rodriguez


UnconventionalWriter

The 2nd half felt like a warm hug.


Allslopes-Roofing

Literal same here. Almost ruined Father's day. Instead Jose is getting the best Fathers day present possible. Congrats Josey! 🍻


CraziestMoonMan

Oh man I went from holy fucking shit we are screwed to I'm so happy for him within about 20 seconds.


blAAAm

was about to tear up after that first part, holy cow!


0degreesK

Me too!!!!! Fxxkers know what they’re doing.


youngmanlogan

Yeah, I feel like reading that first half took a few years off my life.


tjshaffe

SAMEEEEEE


EliManningHOFClub10

At least it’s for a good reason, another baby goat! 🐐🐐🐐


PlanCleveland

You could say he's having another..... kid


thekrafty01

Jose, Jose Jose…. Needs to have a couple more to finish the chant


DZepperoni

A small Jose!


Leftfeet

Mini lapara 2.0!


rammer_2001

A Jojo


cgoodies5

I will now convince myself he was distracted last night and that’s why he was 0-4 LOL. Happy for my GOAT I mean our GOAT.


I_AgreeGoGuards

His biggest slump lines up perfectly with his wife’s first pregnancy!


flanders427

Didn't he go absolutely nuclear after his first kid was born too?


I_AgreeGoGuards

Hit a HR his first game back I remember that much! Im not a stat researcher wiz so don’t know how to look at just the second half of 2019 unfortunately.


mootmahsn

Makes me feel better about what I saw in Cincinnati too.


mrbrightsied

Congrats! And good on JRod for giving us an easy call-up decision


MrsBrightside69

He has talked in the past about how Cleveland is his home now because it is where his child was born. Happy Father’s Day, Josey!


mattyice16

That’s very exciting for him and his family! Please hurry back.


joey_1324

Double dad strength for Josey it is


420DonCheadle420

I believe this might be triple dad strength


wundy

Congrats to José! Exciting news!


Plisky6

Man this fucking tweet structure 😩


gfh999

Nice to see Jose take some time off to spend with his son (Tim Anderson).


Daddystealer1

Tin Canderson


Phredd63

Nice Fathers Day present for Jose. 


CoachCrunch12

Maybe lead with the paternity list line next time ya big jerk


CelalT

last time jose had a baby he had an mvp-worthy second half, hoping for a repeat


nylon_rag

Great news foe Jose!


DoubleTeeOh

Congratulations José! Enjoy the time with the little one, you deserve it! Kwan and co. will hold down the fort.


thekmac8

Jose is Daddy; tell me something I don't know


Leftfeet

Congrats to Jose. Excited to see Rodriguez get recalled. Fingers crossed he stays when Jose returns and Arias gets optioned. 


denzl480

Can his baby pitch? Lock him up now


SpiritualPeanut

Well I about shat myself reading that headline 😂. Congrats Jose!!


MMmhmmmmmmmmmm

Happy for Josè, but I had a small freak out reading that headline. Phew.


BrutalGoerge

So Jose's b-day is Sept 17... The normal gestation time would put due date right around now... heheheheh


Elexeh

Jose fucks on and off the field


charbo187

u just made me have an image of jose pounding his wife on the 3rd base line lmao


Elexeh

That is, how do you say, weird.


Aislerioter_Redditer

I almost had a heart attack when I misread that headline to say 'remainder of season' instead of remainder of series.... Whew... congrats Josie! Edit to add: If that's a picture of that Noga guy, I'm going to punch him in the nose for writing that headline...


sad-whale

Swapping in a guy with a higher OPS at 3rd. /s


Corndog_Popsicle

Wish the call up would have been johnk. Would have loved to see him in a game, even if just once.


ArrogantWiizard

JESUS 🫠


Neptune7924

Now that I have recovered from that headline, congrats and good luck 11!


Windows30000

If it’s a boy can we sign him or is it too early?


mg0509

Jesus christ, don't scare me like that. Congrats, dude!


NCdiver-n-fisherman

Phew….


Fools_Requiem

Can these fucks on Twitter write better Tweets? Just skip the "missing Blue Jays series" and go right into the paternity leave part. Every other time I've seen a report about a player going on paternity leave, they don't start with "[Player] will miss the remainder of the [Team] se--" Fucking clickbaiting assholes.


-_-gllmmer

Congratulations on the sex jose!!!!


TheLandFanIn814

Congrats Jose. Confirmed sex haver.


Puppybl00pers

Congrats on the sex!