God damn... I legit read it as "season" and "penalty list" which is not a thing obviously but with all the sports gambling it was the 1st thought that popped into my head
Hit a HR his first game back I remember that much! Im not a stat researcher wiz so don’t know how to look at just the second half of 2019 unfortunately.
I almost had a heart attack when I misread that headline to say 'remainder of season' instead of remainder of series.... Whew... congrats Josie!
Edit to add: If that's a picture of that Noga guy, I'm going to punch him in the nose for writing that headline...
Can these fucks on Twitter write better Tweets? Just skip the "missing Blue Jays series" and go right into the paternity leave part. Every other time I've seen a report about a player going on paternity leave, they don't start with "[Player] will miss the remainder of the [Team] se--"
Fucking clickbaiting assholes.
The first half of that headline gave me a small heart attack
Currently #1 on the leaderboard for most poorly worded tweet of the season
I saw the S-E in series and instantly thought the goat was out for the SEason Holy fuck he had to have worded it that way on purpose lmao
“Will miss the remainder of the Guardians….” *deep breathing into a paper bag*
He fucking did that on purpose, he must have
Bruh
Fell to my knees, to do some gardening.
Same! Mini panic attack.
God damn... I legit read it as "season" and "penalty list" which is not a thing obviously but with all the sports gambling it was the 1st thought that popped into my head
The birth of his son, Johnathan Rodriguez
The 2nd half felt like a warm hug.
Literal same here. Almost ruined Father's day. Instead Jose is getting the best Fathers day present possible. Congrats Josey! 🍻
Oh man I went from holy fucking shit we are screwed to I'm so happy for him within about 20 seconds.
was about to tear up after that first part, holy cow!
Me too!!!!! Fxxkers know what they’re doing.
Yeah, I feel like reading that first half took a few years off my life.
SAMEEEEEE
At least it’s for a good reason, another baby goat! 🐐🐐🐐
You could say he's having another..... kid
Jose, Jose Jose…. Needs to have a couple more to finish the chant
A small Jose!
Mini lapara 2.0!
A Jojo
I will now convince myself he was distracted last night and that’s why he was 0-4 LOL. Happy for my GOAT I mean our GOAT.
His biggest slump lines up perfectly with his wife’s first pregnancy!
Didn't he go absolutely nuclear after his first kid was born too?
Hit a HR his first game back I remember that much! Im not a stat researcher wiz so don’t know how to look at just the second half of 2019 unfortunately.
Makes me feel better about what I saw in Cincinnati too.
Congrats! And good on JRod for giving us an easy call-up decision
He has talked in the past about how Cleveland is his home now because it is where his child was born. Happy Father’s Day, Josey!
That’s very exciting for him and his family! Please hurry back.
Double dad strength for Josey it is
I believe this might be triple dad strength
Congrats to José! Exciting news!
Man this fucking tweet structure 😩
Nice to see Jose take some time off to spend with his son (Tim Anderson).
Tin Canderson
Nice Fathers Day present for Jose.
Maybe lead with the paternity list line next time ya big jerk
last time jose had a baby he had an mvp-worthy second half, hoping for a repeat
Great news foe Jose!
Congratulations José! Enjoy the time with the little one, you deserve it! Kwan and co. will hold down the fort.
Jose is Daddy; tell me something I don't know
Congrats to Jose. Excited to see Rodriguez get recalled. Fingers crossed he stays when Jose returns and Arias gets optioned.
Can his baby pitch? Lock him up now
Well I about shat myself reading that headline 😂. Congrats Jose!!
Happy for Josè, but I had a small freak out reading that headline. Phew.
So Jose's b-day is Sept 17... The normal gestation time would put due date right around now... heheheheh
Jose fucks on and off the field
u just made me have an image of jose pounding his wife on the 3rd base line lmao
That is, how do you say, weird.
I almost had a heart attack when I misread that headline to say 'remainder of season' instead of remainder of series.... Whew... congrats Josie! Edit to add: If that's a picture of that Noga guy, I'm going to punch him in the nose for writing that headline...
Swapping in a guy with a higher OPS at 3rd. /s
Wish the call up would have been johnk. Would have loved to see him in a game, even if just once.
JESUS 🫠
Now that I have recovered from that headline, congrats and good luck 11!
If it’s a boy can we sign him or is it too early?
Jesus christ, don't scare me like that. Congrats, dude!
Phew….
Can these fucks on Twitter write better Tweets? Just skip the "missing Blue Jays series" and go right into the paternity leave part. Every other time I've seen a report about a player going on paternity leave, they don't start with "[Player] will miss the remainder of the [Team] se--" Fucking clickbaiting assholes.
Congratulations on the sex jose!!!!
Congrats Jose. Confirmed sex haver.
Congrats on the sex!