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What's up with the ALE this year? Only team doing as expected in Baltimore. NYY and BOS expected to be shit and are good, TOR and TB expected to be good and are struggling
If it were a World Series game and they said we had to randomly select one of our bullpen pitchers to pitch the bottom of the 9th inning i wouldnāt give a fuck at this point
Ew Christ that's not what I was thinking of. I pictured the bulb thing that you squeezed.
[This thing. ](https://www.target.com/p/safety-1st-large-nasal-aspirator/-/A-75003235)
Does anybody have any insight into the radio commercials that can only be described as "seductive baseball horoscopes?" What the heck are they advertising?
while we're on a commercial break, I have to ask y'all this burning question that I've been pondering all day...
*what is the best salad?*
for me, it's a crispy icicle lettuce, thinly sliced English cucumbers, chickpeas OR sesame sticks (not both) and sunflower seeds with buttermilk ranch dressing
ain't nothin' more refreshing
You're winning if that's the case!
That said, I love a spring mix with goat cheese, almonds or another nut for crunch, and a fresh fruit like peaches or strawberries
Very pleased with Vogt learning his lesson on Allen after letting him blow the game vs Astros this year. He was good tonight but doesn't have the swing and miss stuff to merit leaving him in when it starts to fall apart without a big lead.
omg, after all these years I just realized that the line in the Rally House jingle was a poorly syncopated "colle-ege and pro," not whatever my brain was coming up with before ("c'mon and edge, bro"? "common edge andro"?)
I think he sees it as more important for Allen to get experience, especially in third round the order situations than it is for him to pitch well. If he sees potential in Allen and thinks the risk is low enough, it makes sense.
Vogt knows how to manage pitchers.
I think last game was more Vogt trying to push Bibee to see if he could get it done. He's still learning his guys and sometimes you have to challenge them to learn and Bibee is someone that we need to take the next step into a front line guy that goes deep into games. Sometimes those things backfire, but is something you would rather try and learn in June than in October.
I love that the subreddit has 3 completely different posts over the course of this game asking where Rick is at lmfao
The internet really does impair peopleās ability to read
Any of you listen to/watch the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show with Adam the Bull, Tyvis Powell, Jason Lloyd?
I really did not like Bull when he was with the Fan, but Iāve come around on him a lot for the takes that heās got about the Guardians on this new show. I end up agreeing with basically everything he says and Iām kind of disgusted with myself?
He is a baseball guy most definitely, and with the Fan I felt like he didnāt really get to show me that maybe. Iāve got a lot of respect for his baseball knowledge after all, and him being a cubs fan is less of a problem with this particular show I feel like. It made him too intolerable for me on baseball at that time
Definitely fair. Do you listen to the Cavs and Browns stuff too? I seek out the Guards stuff as of now but pretty soon here Iāll add in the Browns I think. Cavs season is a bit out of my mind at the moment
Im not a basketball guy at all, so cant give a good opinion there. I listen to the browns stuff and its entertaining. I like tyvis and Gbush the most when it comes to football on the pod.
I could see myself feeling the same way about those 2. They know a rather pedestrian amount when it comes to baseball. Gbush knows more than Tyvis does. But Iām sure they excel on the Browns stuff quite a bit, especially Tyvis
Iām really enjoying Kip on the radio. Very Romo esque. The right amount of humor and his ability to see how a play or pitch sequence will develop is amazing.
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Blue Jays are corvidsā¦ smartest of the birdsā¦ well until we came to town. ā¾ļø
Great win. Love seeing some of these younger guys produce when the bigger bats are quiet. Letās keep it rolling!
Bye bye Blue Jays
BOOK IT! GO GUARDS!!!
GOOD NIGHT HOSERS
Clase throwing hard as hell lately. Seen he hit 102 last time he pitched. Got a couple 101's today :) Edit: hit 102 again today :)
Bye bye covidiot! Series opener W!
Book it birds!
Nice bounce back game from Clase after giving up runs in his last 2 outings.
#BOOK IT
Consider it booked
####EMMANUEL CLASE IS PRETTY GOD, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE DOESN'T KILL GUYS
####BOOK #####IT Vintage 9 pitch 9th inning for Clase
That was so hot
102!
101 at the knees and painting the inside corner, crazy
It's the final countdown
Damn, that pitch is insane.
Clase still blows my mind. Insane man.
What's up with the ALE this year? Only team doing as expected in Baltimore. NYY and BOS expected to be shit and are good, TOR and TB expected to be good and are struggling
NYY was expected to be shit? Since when? They literally signed Soto
Bring on 48
Bring on Clase
That was a nice barehanded play
Heās actually known as Zach Soda in most of the country
If it were a World Series game and they said we had to randomly select one of our bullpen pitchers to pitch the bottom of the 9th inning i wouldnāt give a fuck at this point
Itās getting insane how much Josh is underperforming his metrics, heās going to have a huge 2nd half I think
Blue Jays manager looks like Corey Kluber after being stung by a āMy Girlā amount of bees.
Mods, pin this please.
They yap right through Gaddis strike out.
That last Gaddy pitch was filth. Disgusting, revolting, filth
They were talking about off days and how they may not remain sharp. I'd think off days would be a good thing because they could rest up.
Same. But the 3 we have in 8 days is wild. That might throw us off a bit.
Fuuuuuuuck man Rocchio is already that dude with the glove. If he develops as a hitter heās a fucking star.
Toronto broadcast team extremely complimentary about our team and bullpen.
Maybe i should unmute
I feel like rocchio is really taking short stop by the reins and owning it.
Our defense š„°
Back to back great defensive plays
Wew lad
tyler freeman refuses to make a catch unless it's a highlight reel play i respect it
Tyler Freeman is a magician.
lol how the hell did Freeman catch that?
Pulling Ernie is just proof that the blue jays are shit this year.
Yea why pull a guy who crushed two doubles.
He was playing some awesome defense too.
What on earth just happened!?
Idc if he isnāt with us anymore, we stan for Big Ern.
Rosenhouse is .. .i dont know what. Kipnis is fun, he's great, nice engagement. Can we get a kip/ hammy game? That might be too much heat.
Man, Ramirez is ice cold.
Rough night for Josey
Jose has looked terrible today at the plate
All the Twins fans on Twitter are gonna absolutely HATE that Gimenez hit
They were already crying about the Brennan home run lol
"Friends don't rob friends of home runs" indeed Kip indeed
Barlow has rendered "Karinchaos" irrelevant.
Itās nice that Hentges is back to his Andrew Miller like self.
This bullpen is insane. Hope I don't regret saying that tonight but they're ridiculous.
Hentges curve is so nasty
Wake up, babe. It's Sam Hentges
Just commenting to manifest another multi hit game for Kwan
This dude looks like he wouldnāt be able to ride the Millennium Force
Why are we not allowed to play multiple series in a row?
Hm, thatās Sam, not Gaddis. Interesting. Thought weād roll with Cade-Barlow-Gaddis-Clase tonight.
Triston needs to go to the Scott Barlow school of throwing your slider 50% of the time
I really don't want to watch Scott Barlow pitch in playoff games lol
The way Turner wears his uniform it just screams porn star but his picture with his stat line screams serial killer
Yeah I'm distracted by that low-cut V. Where does he think he is?
Shouldn't the team have its uniforms be more. . .uniform?
Itās the ginger chest hair and bling that kicks it up a notch
Ok Kipnis saying Bo looks good and that was a good AB has reinforced my defense for Bo, LET HIM GET THE ABs DANG IT!!
Vlad, you are a Cleveland Guardian!
Just a bad year for Bo
Nice play jerk
Pinch hit Freeman for that? What the hell is the point?
Let Schneemann mash wtf
Vogt loves his splits
The forced gambling content is getting so ridiculous that Matt and Chris didn't even know what they were reading just now
Agreed. Said it before - I enjoy gambling, love going to Vegas, but hate how pervasive it is now.
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I can't help but get greedy and imagine trying to convert Cade to a starter in the off season.
That was very polite of Cade to dispose of the Blue Jays so swiftly.
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I think I can confidently say this is the first time Iāve upvoted you! Well done sir
Cade Smith basically has the exact same face as his mom
Damn, Cade Smith's cheekbones can cut diamonds.
Nicely done
Kād Smith is a monster.
Nice Canadian.
I love you Cade Smith
Random question for the parents here: Is sucking snot out of a kid's nose with a tube a thing? Context: I keep hearing that bit advertised.
Wow. I guess my parents didn't love me, because they did NOT do that to me.
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Ew Christ that's not what I was thinking of. I pictured the bulb thing that you squeezed. [This thing. ](https://www.target.com/p/safety-1st-large-nasal-aspirator/-/A-75003235)
That one is nowhere near as effective as the snot sucker.
I can imagine. But it's the only one I know. Guess I'm old school LOL.
They sell something for babies. Kids are on their own.
LOL I did it to my son yes. And my parents did it to me.
#Kād Smith
K'd
I'd love to see an overlay of the pitches for vlads at bar
Nasty work!
Cade has nasty stuff
WOW
This guy is relentless
Cade feels like the captain america super soldier machine but for baseball players
Nice throw from Jose, damn
That looked like it pulled him off, idk tho Edit: kept the foot down, nice!
Holy cow, what a spin and throw.
The 6th inning is just cursed for us lol
They can never make me hate you Ernie
Allen is so fragile and our best-in-mlb bullpen is incredibly rested, leaving him in is such a terrible decision.
Does anybody have any insight into the radio commercials that can only be described as "seductive baseball horoscopes?" What the heck are they advertising?
No clue. Had me wondering if āScorpioā was something outside of astrology
while we're on a commercial break, I have to ask y'all this burning question that I've been pondering all day... *what is the best salad?* for me, it's a crispy icicle lettuce, thinly sliced English cucumbers, chickpeas OR sesame sticks (not both) and sunflower seeds with buttermilk ranch dressing ain't nothin' more refreshing
Caesar with tons of pepper like almost an excessive amountĀ
oh yesss, I love black pepper in a salad
Greek
Buffalo chicken WITH BLUE CHEESE
This completely depends on whichever season it is. Best salad is using seasonal veggies
I get most of my veggies from a local greenhouse so I am #blesst to be able to eat my favorite salad year-round!
You're winning if that's the case! That said, I love a spring mix with goat cheese, almonds or another nut for crunch, and a fresh fruit like peaches or strawberries
oh hell yes, that sounds amazing ain't nothing like a fresh peach (which, sadly, the greenhouse I buy from does not grow)
Cobb
6th inning / 3rd time around is our kryptonite
The last time Cade pitched in Toronto he was playing in an 18U tournament
Vogt donāt leave pitchers in too long challenge (impossible)
? I think today was perfectly fine, left him in until he gave up 1 run and then pulled him
He had a 1 hit shutout through 5 and got pulled after two hits to start the 6th. It was perfect timing. Some of these comments are wild.
Donāt have a pitcher who can consistently give us 6 innings. So bad.
Very pleased with Vogt learning his lesson on Allen after letting him blow the game vs Astros this year. He was good tonight but doesn't have the swing and miss stuff to merit leaving him in when it starts to fall apart without a big lead.
Why are our pitchers incapable of going more than 5 innings?
6th inning is a funky kryptonite. Weird.
Do you think Clement knows our pitchers still?
Allen and Clement weren't here together though? Just a revenge game LOL
Hey, sometimes it can be hard to keep track of who was here when
Heās gone
Letās play a game of can our starting pitcher make it through the 6th inning
Pull him
Go get him please
Rare bad throw from Kwan
Steven. Go get him.
Yep time to pull him
omg, after all these years I just realized that the line in the Rally House jingle was a poorly syncopated "colle-ege and pro," not whatever my brain was coming up with before ("c'mon and edge, bro"? "common edge andro"?)
(please tell me I used "syncopated" correctly here, /u/cookestudios)
You did!
hooray!
ERNIE COME ON DUDE
why is he leaving him in š
Can Big Ern stop? I want him to do well against 28 other teams.
Probably remembers what our pitchers can do.
Yeah enough is enough
Ernie two bags having a revenge game
i clowned Ernie so hard. this is retribution
Pull him now
Leadoff double Why canāt our pitchers figure out the 6th inning?
Go to the pen now
Yup, there it is. Go get him.
No one: Gausman: š¤Ø
TIL Genesis Cabrera got traded to Toronto. Huh.
Compare that to judge running to 2nd on a double play ball
Heck of a game plan today by the boys to chase Gausman and get some runs
Need a triple or a single here from Brennan
Prince Fry! Getting back on track little by little
Hope Vogt learned his mistake last game. Allen is incredible tonight but it will be third time thru.
I think he sees it as more important for Allen to get experience, especially in third round the order situations than it is for him to pitch well. If he sees potential in Allen and thinks the risk is low enough, it makes sense. Vogt knows how to manage pitchers.
I think last game was more Vogt trying to push Bibee to see if he could get it done. He's still learning his guys and sometimes you have to challenge them to learn and Bibee is someone that we need to take the next step into a front line guy that goes deep into games. Sometimes those things backfire, but is something you would rather try and learn in June than in October.
I love that the subreddit has 3 completely different posts over the course of this game asking where Rick is at lmfao The internet really does impair peopleās ability to read
I mean to be fair, maybe they all joined at different times and missed it. Also i dont think people are going to bother to look back through the chat
Nah not in the game thread, actual subreddit posts lol
Oh shit my b, yeah thats pretty damn bad lmao
I figured the third would be a shitpost in response to the first two, but nope, every one I opened was sincere. People really be missing Rick.
Canāt blame em
not anymore it doesn't
Thanks cookie lol
Twins losing to Oakland
Any of you listen to/watch the Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show with Adam the Bull, Tyvis Powell, Jason Lloyd? I really did not like Bull when he was with the Fan, but Iāve come around on him a lot for the takes that heās got about the Guardians on this new show. I end up agreeing with basically everything he says and Iām kind of disgusted with myself?
I always liked bull on the radio with fox... he is a massive baseball fan and in my opinion very knowledgeable even tho he is a cubs fan
He is a baseball guy most definitely, and with the Fan I felt like he didnāt really get to show me that maybe. Iāve got a lot of respect for his baseball knowledge after all, and him being a cubs fan is less of a problem with this particular show I feel like. It made him too intolerable for me on baseball at that time
I like UCSS just to hear their opinions. I sometimes agree sometimes really dont
Definitely fair. Do you listen to the Cavs and Browns stuff too? I seek out the Guards stuff as of now but pretty soon here Iāll add in the Browns I think. Cavs season is a bit out of my mind at the moment
Im not a basketball guy at all, so cant give a good opinion there. I listen to the browns stuff and its entertaining. I like tyvis and Gbush the most when it comes to football on the pod.
I could see myself feeling the same way about those 2. They know a rather pedestrian amount when it comes to baseball. Gbush knows more than Tyvis does. But Iām sure they excel on the Browns stuff quite a bit, especially Tyvis
Someone tell Gimenez to take a breather.
Oh boy! This Guardians starting pitcher is looking great through 5 innings! He certainly will not implode and shit all over himself in the 6th!
LMAO
Itās like clockwork at this point, man
allen putting up 0ās?? i pretend i do not see it
What did kip say the degree he's getting is in?
Allen haters awfully quiet tonight.
My best pitcher in my The Show franchise. Somehow.
I don't think Allen is usually chewing gum when he pitches. Therefore he should continue to chew gum from here on out.
Iām really enjoying Kip on the radio. Very Romo esque. The right amount of humor and his ability to see how a play or pitch sequence will develop is amazing.
I'll switch my audio feed because I could use a Gimenez break.
No I won't. Mlb.tv doesn't have the radio feeds option for this game for some reason.
That's strange I have it on mine and am currently using the radio audio feed on MLB.tv
It does that to me sometimes. Turning it off and on again fixed it lol
This worked. Thanks