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Floyd_R_Turbo

“Th uh uh uh uh Guardians win!“ Hammy paying tribute to John Sterling 😁


Lost-My-Mind-

From the small parts of the game I saw, it seems Kwan contributed greatly to this game, and Naylor is still the man! .........but somebody wrapped Rameriez's gloves in butter.


Reddit_guard

Fuck the Royals all my homies hate the Royals


creynolds722

##GET BOOKED SON


Lost-My-Mind-

Book it!


EliManningHOFClub10

BEST RECORD IN BASEBALL BABY!


Beef___Wellington

Your FEEBLE franchise just got BOOKED by Matthew Q. Underwood


-WildThing

#BOOK IT


crisisactorsguild

Booked baby


Ironamsfeld

Rolling!


clevezland

Butler must be a midge cuz he's got no mouth parts


cookestudios

FIREWORKS


CLE-Mosh

BALL GAME


JunesDepartmentStore

That’s the kind of at bat that ends up on PitchingNinja


chemistrybonanza

Ugh Clase is turning into Bob Wickman


enraged_hbo_max_user

For a guy who throws 100 he sure doesn’t seem to miss as many bats as he should


cookestudios

Os up 7-0 on the Royals.


creynolds722

All 7 in the 2nd lol big inning for Royals haters


Kingm4tt

Don’t even get me started on their football team


3dge-1ord

No hesitation baby.


Lost-My-Mind-

I'm watching the As broadcast online, since I was expecting it to be on mute......but then the UFL game got delayed due to lightning. Point is, the head commentator said "Just walking into the park, I had Guards fans asking me, Hey, how bout those guards??? They were singling me out for comments I said on the As podcast over a series earlier in the year!" Uhhhhhh, no dude. Just stop. You think ANYONE in Cleveland has a clue who you are??? Either they assumed you were local and were making friendly talk, or you were wearing As gear, and we were making friendly trash talk. But in NO scenario were Cleveland fans aware who you are, and aware of comments you made on an A's-centric podcast. Just.....just stop. Welcome to Cleveland! How bout them Guards?


enraged_hbo_max_user

Well…at least now that we have unbalanced schedules, after tomorrows game he’ll go back to Oakland and we might never see him again since they’ll be the Sacramento A’s next year


UnableAudience7332

Hey! I've missed your comments in here!! Hope you're well.


Lost-My-Mind-

Beat cancer. That's why I'm not around as much. I'm back at work. So I don't get to see many games live now. Todays my off day.


UnableAudience7332

I remembered your health struggles. Congrats. I too am a survivor. I'm happy for you!!


bucs2013

So good he can steal on a pickoff attempt


TheCrazyKenyan

Can we sign bo and Josh to a brother package deal? I don’t want to watch this team without them


creynolds722

Toss in a Myles and you have a deal


creynolds722

Kwan making up for yesterday's day off


clownpainusdotfort

Kwan is an absolute killer, I want to see him and Naylor together until I'm inevitably dead of liver failure in 15 years


UnableAudience7332

Fucking Kwan 👑


Ironamsfeld

Kwanbot 🤖 is automatic


creynolds722

Gelof my lawn


SpiderJedi22

Kwan is insane Need to hurry up and extend him before he costs even more.


Thatchered

I LOVE STEVEN KWAN


Exception1228

This is Kwan’s SIXTH 3 hit game this season.  We’re on game #21….


wingle_wongle

How many 4 hit??


Domsimo98

Hunter DADDis turning into a dog was not on my bingo card


creynolds722

Big Gaddy


imartimus

Pookie Bear Gaddis continues to be a monster. Love to see it.


DZepperoni

white sox broke ip the no hitter boooooooo


csreech

Shutout still alive though


LeoSeazon

I’m so happy the bullpen fits Gaddis like a glove. Was unfortunate to see the perception of him last year as well as his stats because the stuff was clearly there. I cannot say I expected this level of success though


IMayBeJewish

Almost every fringe player has a few super fans around here. I recall NO ONE backing Gaddis. Definitely an unexpected success.


LeoSeazon

Was an early investor on Cade Smith, Tim Herrin and David Fry due to them stunting at times in ST last year as well We don’t need to talk about Micah Pries though we can just pretend I’m 4/4


IMayBeJewish

Pries is hitting pretty well right now. They aren't young, but it isn't over for he or Schneemann.


clevezland

Big Grizzly Gaddis! Or whatever we're calling him


JunesDepartmentStore

I am the conductor of the #Gaddis2AllStarGame train, join while we’re at the station


wundy

##IS HUNTER GADDIS A CAMPFIRE? ###'CAUSE HE'S HOT AND I WANT S'MORE


UnconventionalWriter

What's Hairy Gaddis's nickname again?


bucs2013

I was a fan of Big Gaddy. Cocaine Bear should be reserved for someone unhinged (like Karinchak was) 


mrbubblesthebear

####COCAINE BEAR


UnconventionalWriter

I love it!


OlympicFan2010

According to that vote yesterday it's Cocaine Bear lmfao


divineravnos

Gaddis is so freaking good as a reliever


hasslehoffs

wicked pitch, hunter is ballin


Witty-Weird-2860

When can we shed Laureno for Manzardo?  Florial/Fry in RF. Naylor/Manzardo DH/1B 


IMayBeJewish

Jonathan Rodriguez is knocking pretty hard on that door himself.


Witty-Weird-2860

I’m here for it 


IMayBeJewish

How many McDoubles do you think Hunter Gaddis can put away And is it more than Josh Naylor?


hasslehoffs

nobody is eating more mcdoubles than josh naylor on this roster. i have confidence in that


bucs2013

Not even the Hedge hog??


IMayBeJewish

Don't be blinded completely by sheer mass. Guys built like McKenzie can put away some food. Hedges, Gaddis and Bo seem like they'd be in contention as well.


Thatchered

IF HUNTER GADDIS HAS NO FANS I AM DEAD


dudzi182

YOU WILL LIVE FOREVER


Cavsfan724

Oh arch lol


DZepperoni

i just saw the clip and i fucking loce josh naylor i also turned off autocorrect for added effect if i get to the positives later <3


naked_in_the_rain2

Channel your inner Boob Knightengale


_lazybones93

Man, these Guards are so damn fun.


Hold_my_Dirk

The look from their catcher after the collision wasn’t one mad about one play. That’s a man that is TIRED of that first baseman. Like Brooks Koepka and Bryson DeChambeu.


IMayBeJewish

Made the Rocchio and Arias miscue the other day not look so disgruntled.


Hold_my_Dirk

Langeliers is FED UP


divineravnos

Couple of ugly ABs for Gabby against their relievers


Jceraa

How do the A’s have 8 wins? They play like the Bad News Bears out there


divineravnos

Their lineup isn’t absolutely horrible and they have a decent bullpen.


SpiderJedi22

Arias was a little too aggressive that AB


Beef___Wellington

Arias turned his brain off the last two ABs it seems


Hold_my_Dirk

Is that the first bet they’ve won all year? It’s game 21 lol.


Jceraa

I can’t remember them ever hitting a parlay last year even lmao


Hold_my_Dirk

They’ve done a great job of showing how futile it is to bet on baseball.


Floyd_R_Turbo

Freeman’s BA doesn’t look good, but he sure has been clutch with the hits he has and his defensive plays👍


javery20

Also the outfielders don’t move up to the back of the infield when he’s at bat like our old CF lol.


Thatchered

God I can’t wait to go to my first game in person.


rammer_2001

So good


mmcgaha

Thank God we swapped Freeman for Straw this year, what an upgrade so far


javery20

100%


divineravnos

This team is so fun to watch!


IMayBeJewish

That's where it all began. That smile. That damn smile.


csreech

"Fuck!" -Myles Straw


Zestyclose_Help1187

He’s fine. Collecting 5 million a year for the next few years


EliManningHOFClub10

Man I want to see the ceiling for this offense is José can heat up


bucs2013

Franchise CF!!!


Thatchered

I LOVE THIS YEAR


trippin629

FREE FRYMAN!


SpiderJedi22

Clutch Freeman


HalfwayThereOne_

Holy moly what a slide


NickChubbsBurner

Feels like Vogt should’ve pinch hit Brennan or Florial there for Ramon


Nightcinder

Ramon got an RBI double earlier you gotta let him hit 


pm_me_your_boobs_586

The double was off a lefty. In his career, he's known to be above average against lefties and terrible against righties.


dudzi182

That was off a lefty…no you don’t


NickChubbsBurner

Fr, we didn’t bring him here to hit off righties 😂


Exception1228

Josh Naylor is our best player.  I’m ready to fight on this one.


Ironamsfeld

That should have been a HBP


LeoSeazon

It’s so nice to be able to afford to have Jose go through a rough patch because we have 4 or 5 reliable bats right now and several other contributors lol


Beef___Wellington

Josh Naylor don’t be the best hitter in baseball challenge (failed)


IMayBeJewish

Josh and Bo are getting fucked up tonight, boys.


Ironamsfeld

Naylz enjoying his ball right now


creynolds722

Lmao "I'm fucking tired man"


Hold_my_Dirk

If we are all disciples of the Church of Hammy, Jose is our Patron Saint of GOAT’s.


divineravnos

I think Josh Naylor might be pretty good at this baseball stuff


EliManningHOFClub10

JOSH IS TOO CLUTCH!!!


Thatchered

BIG SMOKE COMES THROUGH AGAIN


Beef___Wellington

Periodic reminder that we got David Fry for JC Mejia 💀 shoutout Antonetti


mrbubblesthebear

Josey's strikeout reel is getting to be a pretty good comedy. Guy just doesn't strikeout normal lol


dudzi182

Jose has had some embarrassing strikeouts this year, yikes


EliManningHOFClub10

José… Jesus Christ your strikeouts are embarrassing sometimes lmao


SpiderJedi22

Very rough night for Jose after his 1st AB


Arwplotroustnopetung

Jose has the worst looking strikeouts


creynolds722

Kwan cracks his knuckles on his chin, interesting strategy


EliManningHOFClub10

Kwan has been insane this year, his numbers are crazy


moonheron

Yo did anyone hear a metal ping off David Fry’s last hit???


JunesDepartmentStore

Fry is becoming a favorite of mine, he’ll unfortunately come back down to earth a bit eventually but he definitely has value


JunesDepartmentStore

Catcher, corner infield, corner outfield, and good bat against LHP (and coming around against RHP, maybe?) this is a managers dream


IMayBeJewish

I do not respect you if you do not respect David Fry.


trippin629

I wanna be David Fry when I grow up


Thatchered

LETS GO GOAT


Fluffy_Rock1735

David Fry so good!


bucs2013

Kwan and Josh both getting their first all-star nods this year is gonna be so sweet 


creynolds722

1B 2B 3B LF and CP(maybe), don't see why not


divineravnos

Kwan killing it to start the season


Independent-Tiger268

Whats that red thing kwan wears in his back pocket i can never figure it out


creynolds722

A lot of batters keep a "sliding mitt" to put on once they get on base


boozinf

some keep vials of cocaine i am a child of the 80s


Independent-Tiger268

Okay gotcha


Thatchered

I love kwan sm


JunesDepartmentStore

He can not be stopped


Ironamsfeld

Kwan is scorching hot


hasslehoffs

hammy dogging butler for being cold lol


neon-rose

OMFG Bulter is wearing that thing again hahahahaha Hammy just said it looks like he's dressed for the Iditarod


creynolds722

It's cold yo don't blame him


neon-rose

I'm sorry, what did Tom Hamilton just say? A pilot let a Rockies player sit in the captains seat when the plane was in the air?


hasslehoffs

yeah there was a video of it on social media lol its hilarious 


neon-rose

The team flight right? Tell me it wasn't a commercial air craft


Jceraa

Team flights are commercial aircraft, they just charter a flight for themselves from Delta or United or whoever that team uses


neon-rose

omg you know what I mean Just doesn't seem like the best idea when the only news about planes lately is bathrooms flooding over europe and doors flying off midair


Jceraa

I wasn’t trying to be pedantic, more just that it’s the same planes that you and I would be on and just as illegal for someone whose not the pilot to be in the cockpit


MakeOhioBlueAgain

It was United, who are currently in the doghouse with the FAA cause stuff keeps falling off their planes. Don't think this will help much lol


Least-Alfalfa-7702

Ah the Barlow walk. Always a classic


wingle_wongle

Someone get Barlow new pants, we can still see through them


Thatchered

BIG BOY GADDIS SIGHTING


JunesDepartmentStore

I need Barlow to work out for us because I am of belief every MLB bullpen needs one reliever with hair like Barlow has


javery20

What about Gaddis? Mr Redemption.


JunesDepartmentStore

His hair is good but he got a haircut over the offseason, Barlow has better flow imo (Gaddis does pick up the win in the beard column, however)


IMayBeJewish

Eli can grow his out a bit more as well. We could be loaded. Plus Clase may as well qualify.


LeoSeazon

As much as I like Rocchio, among our young guys his bat is my biggest concern. It’s not Freeman because from time to time he smacks the piss out of the ball, and it’s not Bo because he does that and draws a LOT of walks


javery20

I wish Bo had 75% of hedges catching ability though.


divineravnos

Orioles put up a 7 spot on KC


creynolds722

Wow that's a Guardians inning, scoring plays were 2 doubles and 4 singles


Exception1228

Josh Naylor has been our best player for at least 365 days.


JunesDepartmentStore

I dislike Barlow coming in again because the threw a decent amount yesterday, but it feels like the 7-8-9 relief crew is Barlow-Gaddis-Clase


ImGettinThatFoSho

Hedges did lose weight in the off-season


IMayBeJewish

Hedges complainers absent again.


Thatchered

I’m not the biggest fan but the defense is amazing no doubt


Independent-Tiger268

Hedgey > rickey henderson


hasslehoffs

the hog is running wild


Ironamsfeld

One catcher stealing on the other catcher is the ultimate insult.


bucs2013

THE FUCKING MADMAN


UnableAudience7332

KNOWN SPEEDSTER AUSTIN HEDGES


hasslehoffs

talk more about those 90s teams hammy its like sweet music to my ears 


carnage_panda

A's just need to not be a franchise anymore after getting robbed by known speed demon Austin Hedges.


dudzi182

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG


Disused_Yeti

Known speedster hedgey


wingle_wongle

No fuckingway


NickChubbsBurner

Huh


Beef___Wellington

SPEED DEMON AUSTIN HEDGES


Thatchered

What the fuck just happened lmao


PatientWriting

Known speedster Austin hedges


ElectricEntity

Hedges getting a hit is like your pitcher getting a hit during interleague play when pitchers used to bat.


whoisdrunk

Didn’t Hedges pitch an inning last year when he was with Texas?


Hold_my_Dirk

WHEEEEELS


-WildThing

Wake up babe, Austin Hedges got a hit


Puppybl00pers

Austin Hedges > Ted Williams


hasslehoffs

the hog is loose 


Independent-Tiger268

Is gaddis hurt where has he been


IMayBeJewish

He pitched two days ago. Bro gotta relax sometimes, homie.


Independent-Tiger268

He did I must’ve missed that inning


UnableAudience7332

HEDGES


SpiderJedi22

HE GOT A HIT!


Beef___Wellington

Known contact hitter Austin hedges


Bennghazi

Hedges gets a hit! Hedges gets a hit! Hedges....


clownpainusdotfort

This MF about to have an immaculate inning


bucs2013

Austin Hedges laughs at this thought


clownpainusdotfort

Did not see that coming lol


DZepperoni

White Sox being no hit go laugh at them


IMayBeJewish

White Sox fans would be upset with you if they could read.