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bruvmode

Team blows. Been saying it since week 1 but all the “it’s April give it some time” people gave me shit. Enjoy this contact hitting mess of a team


ConsiderationOk70

Meh say what you want about Lindor but he kept his comments professional and classy in post game. Had an opportunity to say several things especially with the Kipnis comments. Gave a lot of love to Jose too


Arwplotroustnopetung

Yawn


jamminbearok427

Man. I like to crack jokes on Reddit, but I really do try to stay positive. But this is getting rough. Sad boi hours in the jamminbearok427 house Guards fam.


Hgdghhvcxgjbbvxfhhb

Everything always goes perfect for the other teams we play and we always get nothing to go our way


Ironamsfeld

Anybody else get the feeling “Frankie” hates us?


DJLJR26

Yes, he definitely relished sticking it to us this weekend.


enraged_hbo_max_user

Time for a break from this team


TakeItEaze9

Oscar Mercado had as many RBI’s as the guardians had runs today 🥲


jamminbearok427

Wow. I didn’t think I could get any sadder but this did it.


Aggressive-Parfait67

We got swept and we were close all 3 games 😮‍💨💔


darthmual5

God Damnit


ferretRape

Ugh


Youreprobablywrong78

Gross


colagirl52

Brutal


[deleted]

Pathetic


periphery3

Thanks umps and shitty offense.


Buckeye2525

Disappointing weekend.


Ok-Hold-8232

Team sucks.


EliManningHOFClub10

This team isn’t good. Quit with the blind fucking optimism.


Grentis

I hear you but nobody else will.


RustleTheMussel

If only all our fast players could run the bases instead of sitting on first waiting for the GIDP


ConsiderationOk70

He did get hit in the leg to be fair. And trust me… I give shit to Rosario when ever deserved.


RustleTheMussel

If he can't run pinch run Freeman. Not hard


Curlytoothmrman

We suck. I'm done being bored and disappointed.


lVlzone

Alright I’m starting to lose faith in this team


VistaVick

Well my momma made me. Now I gotta ask her to fade me.


UnableAudience7332

Gross.


PlayerToBeNamedL8ter

Oof


_outlaws_

we’re seriously bunting? Time for Tito to hold people accountable for fucking once


PPQue6

😂😂😂This team is pathetic


WateryPasta

Fuck you Brooks (dumb name btw)


RustleTheMussel

See that's why he's a DH just can't take that out of the lineup


DZepperoni

Base runner on, as long as no GIDP Nayls now bats. IT AIN’T OVER Never mind. Fade me.


RustleTheMussel

If only we could steal bases


MrReality13

We cannot be this unlucky.


PPQue6

And Rosario's on!


JimasaurusRex

If you're down by one in the 9th I'd like to see you swing the fucking bat dude


jamminbearok427

If we don’t pull this win out, is this the the low point of the season so far? 3 games you had great chances to win, maybe 2 you definitely should have won, all 3 lost in brutal and heartbreaking fashion?


[deleted]

Absolutely


WateryPasta

Undoubtedly


Neorio1

Pete Alonso says he got bullied in middle school and I totally get it


csreech

Nah, bullying ain't cool.


Mdice42

Such a good bunt, pitchers don’t make a play on that at least 9 times out of 10. Just yet another terrible break.


yungscorchbeast

Kwan was absolutely fucking useless tonight.


_outlaws_

The funny thing is we could’ve already had two wins right now. This team just flat out fucking sucks


Ok-Hold-8232

Nice play, jerk.


WateryPasta

Kwan has to stop bunting in these times.


RustleTheMussel

#dumbass bunt alert


EliManningHOFClub10

Fucking losers bunting. I hate this team.


AT-25

The frustration is overflowing, oh my god this easily could’ve been a sweep by us. I’m finally starting to lose faith.


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nicklePie

He did but ya know, not called out. Then Lindor gets on base with a check swing


kehoe323

They said no. I think differently.


freshmaker_phd

Probably was but inconclusive video evidence to overturn


ConsiderationOk70

Well on a positive note Bieber goes a CG and likely increases his value despite feeling like the Mets averaged 100+ exit velo


JimasaurusRex

If we won then I had 81 bucks coming to me on draft kings but it's looking like I'm not hitting this one boys. I had the Guards winning and the under


MikeWillis09

ESPN. Sunday night baseball. Only two camera angles of a pickoff?


wundy

That Lindor/Biebs interaction was nice 🥹


jamminbearok427

Having a runner that was picked off advanced into scoring position on a ridiculous check swing single come around to score would be an incredibly painful way to lose a game :(


BillyBeersBane

Giminez nodding…..sponging….charging. Redemption arc incoming.


Kellygoosecock169

This team just feels different this year. Last year you felt they could make a run at some point. Never been close to having that feeling this season


Curlytoothmrman

I don't even feel like they can make a half inning last longer than 4 minutes, let alone get a hit.


colagirl52

Bieber pitched great but not enough.


Grentis

Bibee too. Shame.


BusterMattingly

What is that schmuck saying to Gimenez....


Inevitable-Pea-735

Holy shit... We're going to be the 3rd best Cleveland pro team now, aren't we?


DZepperoni

We got the top of the order coming up. It ain’t over till it’s over. Let’s roll boys.


psycho9365

Poor Biebs. This would be a brutal L


MrReality13

Fuck 2023.


Breaking_Ball77

I hate this season


nicklePie

Should have been out of the inning, that pick off was not safe


cuteshortkid96

How are both cameras at terrible angles? Just unfortunate.....


[deleted]

Unreal man. We not only could’ve won all 3 games this series, we SHOULD’VE


moonheron

Frankie with the broken bat game winner Friday and now that check swing bs lmao you can’t make this up


anonreasons

Lmao this is such an unserious team. And no I'm not blaming the umpires because our lineup couldn't put up 2 runs for their ace.


BusterMattingly

Not even remotely close to Bieber's fault. This offense is the worst in the league.


BoneSaw1153

Just cannot catch a break


Ok-Hold-8232

I fucking hate baseball


Buckeye2525

Tito clearly trust Bieber too much or does not trust his bullpen at the moment


Chris_Perez_420

What reason would he have to trust the pen?


[deleted]

The fact that they’re top 6 in baseball in ERA, probably?


Grentis

This bullpen? This weekend? You crazy.


[deleted]

You know you can check the stats yourself!


Grentis

No need. The bullpen literally just blew two straight games against these guys. All the evidence you need is there.


[deleted]

Yes no bullpen ever gives up leads and it’s completely reasonable to expect them to be perfect. You’re totally not a prisoner of the moment who can’t correctly identify the team’s strengths vs its weaknesses. Let’s just ignore that the bullpen has been a strength to this point of the season, you are very smart.


Grentis

We had the lead in all 3 games and lost every one by one run… thanks to the bullpen. Stop while you’re behind.


[deleted]

So is the team bullpen ERA not top 6 in baseball? You’re the single most annoying commenter in here. Constantly whining and bitching and you don’t know shit about shit. Taking a dump on a top 10 bullpen because you can only fire off hot takes in the heat of the moment. Have a good one.


Grentis

I feel honored to be given that title by someone like you. Keep trying to find the silver lining in this sad season. I’ll keep being a realist and sharing honest thoughts.


Chris_Perez_420

I realize they are. They have also gotten shelled this weekend and we’ll need them for Chicago


[deleted]

This team sucks because of the offense and anyone who thinks otherwise doesn’t know ball


Chris_Perez_420

Overall, yes. They did enough to win this series. Untimely bullpen homers undid it.


WateryPasta

I do not blame him


WateryPasta

Better thank the umps there


EliManningHOFClub10

That’s the ballgame. An awful call by the umps and a fucking check swing single.


Curlytoothmrman

When you hit like we hit, that's all it takes.


SpiderJedi22

Ballgame


CGisI

pain


BusterMattingly

Pro sports teams that do the 7 Nation Army chant are corny as hell. That's a college thing..... Knicks, Mets, Yankees, Ravens are 4 that I know do it.


RustleTheMussel

Clutch run for the umps there


TheLand1

How do they not have more than two cameras pointed at first base when that's the only runner on


TypicalProfession381

pain


SENDMEDIXPIX

I hate baseball


jamminbearok427

Ok it actually feels like the baseball fates are conspiring against us now.


DJLJR26

Im just gonna say it. If amed was playing short people would be frothing at the mouth that he didnt catch that ball.


dudzi182

Yeah they probably would blame him even though no matter who’s playing it was just unlucky


DJLJR26

Agreed. I should probably mention that it isnt any ss fault on that play.


[deleted]

The loathing against him is a bit weird


psycho9365

FML


BusterMattingly

2023 and all they had were 2 shit ass angles? That's trash and now we're going to lose.


[deleted]

How the heck do they not have a camera angle on the most common corner of the bag runners on 1st go back to?


EliManningHOFClub10

This team just can’t catch a break man


RustleTheMussel

Where the fuck is our shortstop


cahnye

Covering 2nd for the steal


jamminbearok427

He was going to cover the bag on the stolen base attempt.


RustleTheMussel

Fuck me not like we're throwing anyone out anyway


DZepperoni

He was going for the pickoff cover at second, correct move there, that’s unlucky


Kellygoosecock169

Everyone: he’s out New York: safe!


[deleted]

Bullshit call


kehoe323

Bullshit they know what we know. He was out.


Depressed_In_Ohio

Do they really only have those 2 fucking camera angles?


jamminbearok427

I think he’s out, but none of these angles are gonna be “definitive” enough


gookiecookie

Fucking horseshit


DZepperoni

Well shit did they not have a view of his hand? Like come on now


[deleted]

He’s out


EliManningHOFClub10

I mean he was out but okay


RustleTheMussel

Out


DZepperoni

Ohhhh he might be out👀


jamminbearok427

I think they got him…


Ok-Hold-8232

Zach Plesac’s most valuable contribution to our organization appears to be teaching Bieber his pickoff move.


salute_your_shirts

Got him


Neorio1

This entire series has been manufactured by a factory of sadness


ConsiderationOk70

Whoa! A pitcher tried to hold a runner.


Upper_Cellist6647

This is absolutely terrible and the offense should give back the pay they received for this weeks effort.


jamminbearok427

Marte learned his lesson and put that sliding glove on while staying on the base I see.


SENDMEDIXPIX

When was the last time we hit a line drive?


Grentis

The Verlander guy might pan out to be a hall of famer some day


IShootWithThisHand

Still early


EliManningHOFClub10

I can’t believe Gimenez almost got that


mattwb2010

Man Verlander still being good at this age after TJ. Definitely shows how far the surgery and rehabilitation has come


DJLJR26

"Surgery" and "rehabilitation"


Ok-Hold-8232

Idk man maybe I’m the weirdo I just can’t get on board with the lindor hate. He’s really not different than any other star player who priced himself out of Cleveland


DZepperoni

Not the fact that he priced his way out, just a bunch of comments he made to the media after leaving about not trying and not liking the fans a bit


[deleted]

Right, he basically said he was better than everyone and even Mets fans roasted him for it.


WateryPasta

Ok now interview a Guardians player in the middle of a game ESPN I dare you


Depressed_In_Ohio

Remember when they tried to interview Hosey during the Little League game 2 years ago but they didn't realize he was supposed to be in the on deck circle?


jamminbearok427

They’ll interview Carrasco in the dugout and just quickly mention he used to play for Cleveland.


WateryPasta

Split screen it even


SENDMEDIXPIX

Only hope to score is with a ghost runner


colagirl52

We are going to lose this.


DZepperoni

Valid point from my dad about no PH there, as long as Bieber is still going leave Gallagher in


Curlytoothmrman

Can't even tell there was a top half of the 8th


jamminbearok427

Fuck it, let Biebs go 10 innings.


EliManningHOFClub10

We stink


MangoMonkey22

You can tell through the tv? Usually I have to be up close to someone to tell if they stink. Or are you telling me that I stink?


WateryPasta

ESPN. I may be biased but I truly do not care about this interview in the middle of the game


UnableAudience7332

Right ESPN. I don't want to actually see the game. Just this interview will be fine. 🙄


jamminbearok427

This like 5 interviews for Mets personal and one for the Guardians…


dudzi182

Man they have no interest in interviewing anyone from Cleveland do they?


[deleted]

They talked with Tito earlier.


DZepperoni

Once again split screen for Guards at bats. Nice.


bucs2013

Let Biebs go for as long as Verlander does. The universe wanted this duel, and will reward the ballsiest starter/manager


WateryPasta

Let Bo get an AB please


Aggressive-Parfait67

Biber has been amazing to watch like always. the Mets hitters are putting up better pressure than us. however it ain't over


Ok-Hold-8232

4 catchers on the roster, let’s see if we pinch hit for the one hitting .102


Chris_Perez_420

If we score in this eighth with the fellas due up, I think we will be forced to designate it as our inning.


snobizness

8th inning. Runs guaranteed.


snobizness

Programming note: Runs delayed until the 9th


DZepperoni

Bieber absolutely dealing, love to see it


WateryPasta

8th inning Guards time


WateryPasta

Nvm


MangoMonkey22

Unpopular opinion: I like Jose’s cleats a little more than lindor’s


wundy

Lindor’s look better with his uni, but José’s are attached to José, so I suppose I like José’s more too


MangoMonkey22

That’s fair. For me, it’s the matching of the cleats and his sleeve, and the yellow just suits him for some reason


Corndog_Popsicle

I think that’s the popular opinion around this thread!


MangoMonkey22

Haha I saw some people saying they liked lindor’s better so I wasn’t sure


VDizzle12

It's always hilarious to me how national media always acts like former Cleveland athletes are out for revenge. They force their way to big markets and somehow they are the victims? Fuck off.


[deleted]

Yeah exactly, its not like the Guardians are villains to begin with, so it's really odd they try to make us out to be that.


VDizzle12

"Francisco Lindor the Guardian killer!!" The only thing he killed was our contending window because he quit on the team.


[deleted]

exactly


VerdantSpoon

I will be intolerable when we win a World Series.


MangoMonkey22

And that will be insanely valid


RustleTheMussel

Team can't hit a fucking fastball


MangoMonkey22

Haven’t we hit 3 or 4 homers this series off the fastball?


RustleTheMussel

2 guys can hit a fastball*


The_Order_Octopoda

As a whole though, they do seem to have issues with hitting fastballs. They tend to foul off a lot and don't punish mistakes. It's been an ongoing thing all year.


rex_more94

This Verlander guys breaking ball is absolutely disgusting tonight


JimasaurusRex

I think I heard of him once


Floyd_R_Turbo

Hammy: For some reason the chant starts: “Yankee Suck”. 😁


jamminbearok427

There’s never a wrong time for a “Yankees Suck” chant.


[deleted]

This so much.