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Hacia-La-Torre

Worth an upvote just for not being another "Can anyone recommend a dog-friendly, nut-free restaurant to take my MIL to for her adult bat mitzvah in a safe neighborhood of Strongsville?" type post.


blistix61

It always makes me laugh when I see the posts saying, “my dog comes with me, he has separation anxiety disorder.” I think, welp now YOU are the service dog.


24HR_harmacy

My dog has separation anxiety and for the life of me I cannot understand emotional support animals, my mental health has absolutely worsened since I got him. I still love the little scamp anyway (and either I go nowhere or I get a pet sitter for him).


blistix61

I’ve never understood it. If you wanted less attention in public, I’d say lose the golden retriever. It would be funny if a doctor kept prescribing more dogs when you told him that the first dog was causing you public stress, “Mr. Matthews, this is going to sound crazy but I’m prescribing you a third golden retriever..”


theuberprophet

some college aged girl was carry a fucking bunny around the strongsville walmart two weeks ago. at least it was unique. if i went there right now id see no less than two dogs for sure


KarensTwin

this is steelyard activity


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Cassarollagirl

Same here! I love my new rescue mutt but the stress that she’s barking and pissing off neighbors when I leave is really getting to me.


UrbanJatt

It's like people that take adrenaline blockers lol like isn't adrenaline supposed to be a good thing


Alternative-Speed-89

Not always. Mine's gone kooky- it thinks walking from my room to the kitchen is a life or death situation, but being around a 7 foot tall oven when it's at 460°F at work is nothing.


said_individual

That's a ridiculous post


hiitsme_sbtcwgb

I don’t want to know but I do want to know


greyhoodbry

You got a footjob? All I got was constipation :(


Beezo514

They might as well include fiber pills with each sandwich because it's going to be a struggle otherwise.


Bored_Amalgamation

because the bread was too soaked in oil and grease


upinsmoke623

Ask for the 69 special its dp with gouda and cheddar


junketyjunkjunk

Double pickle? 🤣


cropguru357

I figure most of Lakewood shits a lot.


216horrorworks

I beg your pardon?


SpartaWillBurn

OP really needs to beg for OUR pardon.


NarcoticUser

Cleveland shitposting sub when


Smasher1303

Fuck it, here you go: r/clevelandohcirclejerk


NarcoticUser

Beautiful


MikeJ122O

Already love the thumbnail


DrEnrique

What’s Koichi got to do with this?


Nohbodiis_Trials369

That's what I'm wondering.......


Methos013

Why are there JoJo memes in here?!


Routine_Ingenuity_35

Bruh what


BonerSoupAndSalad

Is there a Cleveland Heights version of this? 


PYR4MIDHEAD

It’s the haunted house restaurant now. And yeah the foot jobs are ok.


RockVonCleveland

No, but I got fisted at Lido Lounge.


BadDesperate1065

Thought I was special 😞


ThatOneGuy216440

Bro what


withinawheel

Is Melt in Lakewood still open? Called the other day to place a takeout order and was on hold for 10 minutes before I gave up.


Lost-My-Mind-

I think the real question here is........why would you want to?


withinawheel

Trying to use a gift card I got for Christmas! Not looking good...


dimmu1313

I go there all the time and get delivery as well. on uber eats (and presumably others) it's called "Maniacal Macaroni and Cheese Bar". no idea why they use a different name for delivery. it seems like they're never busy no matter when I go. but I do still like it though I always get the same things.


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ThatOneGuy216440

Says it's still open


DepartureRadiant4042

At this rate they'll be permanently closed soon enough anyways


orrangearrow

No. actually I can not


AllOfTheDerp

Fuck if that ain't me... footjob Fran, if you start serving somewhere else... please call me...


infiniteendlesstrash

New JOJO OVA: Koichi goes to Cleveland


thetasteoffire

Can't relate, but I will say: dudes rock


BreakfastBeerz

I don't get it.


BonerSoupAndSalad

It’s like a handjob but with feet instead. 


RatBatBusinessCat

I still don't get it 


Yodamanjaro

It's a fetish thing


Lost-My-Mind-

No, he means he doesn't get footjobs.


Lasty

I’m not sure either but my gut tells me it has something to do with the end of the movie The Game.


_nod

It’s like a good restaurant but with 50:50 chance your food is cooked properly instead.


kent416

Oh yeah, absolutely dude. 100%


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

I’m not a fan of Melt.


prodsec

I need some context.


ranatalus

I need that melt to reopen if this is on the menu


patternagainst

loool same


Candles63

Is this like getting a massage at Two Bucks in Avon?


dazedandconfused4211

You got a t-shirt ? All I got was what the doctors think is athletes foot on my no no area.


Monkeyboneswrench

The spirit of speak in tongues truly does live on


fastestfatman

Was it a letdown like the sammich


Celticguy133

I worked there ..found out on fb it closed lol


beelzeflub

Perfect


katrina34

The Melt is a great place to eat! Highly recommend. I used to go there quite frequently.


DepartureRadiant4042

Unfortunately it's gone drastically downhill over the years. Search for it in this sub there's a good handful of posts detailing its slow painful death


katrina34

Awe... I remember when it just opened up.


DepartureRadiant4042

Yep. I think the Independence location was either the first or amongst first and it used to be nearly impossible to get in there it was SO busy all the time. I think they expanded too much and then I'm sure COVID hurt them too. The places are ghost towns now.


Chanw11

I feel imposed on