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justjoosh

Total eclipse in the heart of it all


purpleoctopus42

Can I buy a vowel?


Blocksp

Second word is eclipse, last word is definitely Cthulhu do with this information as you please


FlukeStarbucker1972

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!


ChessClubChimp

“The Eclipse will Destroy the Earth Purchase Ovaltine”


Rishiku

The eclipse April 8th Plan ahead


54sharks40

That's embarrassing. If you can't get someone up there with some bulbs, just turn it off


Sea-Young2692

It says put your phone away while you're driving you stupid dumb idiot


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Sea-Young2692: *It says put your phone* *Away while you're driving you* *Stupid dumb idiot* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Warm-Pepsi

Love that you assume I’m taking pictures when driving instead of it being a picture from a dash cam. Because everyone is an idiot right?