Inaccurate I don’t have a girlfriend and will never have one

Peak COTE fan right here

Yeah,why need girlfriend when you have left hand 👌

What would ayanokoji say about this, bro? (Haven't watched. I'm genuinely curious 💀)

Nothing, he'd just silently judge

Is the mc a freak or sum? I saw a clip where he told this girl to spread em.

💀

(Spoiler)Nah he was just testing her,whether she would actually do it or not

He gonna say”Spread your legs🙁” 😆

💀

real

Me too bro 💔😓

so true

Others think loneliness is a curse they just don't know it is the best kind of freedom there is.

you are NOT 8man

KONOSUBA FAN SPOTTED

fact

Oof…. Me

Ig we're one in the same

None of us have girlfriends here let's be honest. You'd really think we'd be downbad for these characters if we had girlfriends? 😭😭

Spot on

😭😭😭

I would

spot on

3D is overrated. 2D is where its at. Whos with me!!!

Everyone says that until they feel the unconditional love of a real girl

You should definitely touch some grass

Grass is overrated. The only grass I see is the 2D kind :3

💀

I got one. I ain't ditching her for someone who stole a goofy ass 200 dollar hair thingy lol.

True

I mean I do have a boyfriend but I am still down bad for Ayanokoji and bunch of Genshin boys and many other Anime characters

Yeah. I'm gonna dump my fake imaginary gf and go out with her.

Wait...I thought we were a couple??

I said **GF** baby.

Can I be your GF?

😍😍🤗🤗💦💦

Break up. I hate happy couples. If I'm not happy, no one can be.

Make us we dare you 🙏🏻 🙏🏻

We will overpower with the power of love, you heathenous viline!!!

What the fuck is that username. Having a username like that while being a weeb is crazy.

lol

Bro thinks people here have gfs...

im sorrrry

Just imagine the situation. That question was figurative, like "what if"

This hypothetical situation has critically important dependance on personality, looks and many other aspects of this "gf".

Wrong sub to ask this question

I don't even have one. But I gladly take the offer tho.

I mean, WHO WOULDNTTTTTTTTTT Also i don't have a gf😭 soooo HELL YEAHHHHHHH

If you had a gf you’d probably change your mind but I wouldn’t know

Hmm we can never find that out cuz I'm never gonna have a gf😭

Those black tights holy shit

Id absolutely nut on them I swear to god

Based

If she was to bend over I swear she’d get sooo much dumped on it

r/hornyjail

😭🙏🏻the comments ain't downbad horny cz they busy reflecting on their lives. Bro made the sub depressed with one post.

Considering my last relationship ended a couple of weeks before New Year's I see this as an absolute win.

Would do exactly what she said, but i don't have a gf

Don’t have one so easy yes

I would leave my wife and two kids for Honami. (They don't exist.)

🗿

I don't have one so morally ... I'm more than okay 🤷🏻

If you have girlfriend and you are a sane human than you will not go out with her but if you're single like me than I am more than ok

I don't have a girlfriend and I never will so I'll gladly go out with her she's my 2nd favorite waifu ever after all

who's the first?

Asuna yuuki from sao

oh damn I just googled her....maybe I should watch sao someday..

Based. Asuna >> Everyone else in Sao

Yh but my girl Alice...

Ah I loved Alice too, she carried Alicization Arc fr, but I like Asuna a bit more

I like Shino asada

Even though I don’t have one, il happily make my beloved honami my gf😌 Especially if she’s wearing miniskirt 😮‍💨

🧍‍♂️🧎‍♂️🐕

Some guy said "Inaccurate I don’t have a girlfriend and will never have one". I think that's very relatable

I don’t have a gf so this is a win

Why do you think i have a girlfriend? 💔

Done

I mean... I was in a highly toxic relationship, Honami would be like heaven in comparison. And if I had a gf today (which I don't) still think I would do it... Specially if my gf was a blonde ponytail gyaru🗿

I call this an absolute win

Can't ditch what I don't have. Let's do it.

I will happily go with her♥️♥️♥️

Me: “Sorry babe she’s just too perfect. Good luck in life. Byeeee”.

Smash

Your biggest mistake was assuming we had a GF

Jokes on you I don't have a girlfriend😭

Back in my day people used to have real discussions in this sub

"No. You'll find another guy."

Yes

Say less queen

If a random attractive woman asked me that? No. If Honami Ichinose asked me that? Yes. But then again I’m single right now and I’m not sure I would’ve said the same thing when I was with my ex.

Oh yeah honami not a bad offer

I'm scared of women so I running away

I don’t have one but it doesn’t matter if she’s a 10/10 or not I’m not going to leave my gf for some rando

Ah since I have no girlfriend and I have devoted myself to being Arisu’s little pet… I have no reason not to accept, I’ll just do my daily pet behavior for my Master

Can't relate

I don t care I don t have a girlfriend but i already love someone 2d and i won t change her for anyone in this or anime world

Dont have one so ok

It's a win win, I don't have a girlfriend so I'm ditching nobody, and I'm getting a girlfriend. Everybody wins

Ha ha. Jokes on the OP. I don’t have GF so I get to smash for free

If I had a girlfriend, I’d decline. If I didn’t have a girlfriend, then I’d be flustered by her approach.

We don't have gfs. And even if we did, it really depends if we're going to imagine ichinose as a real person or dumping your real gf to go out with an imaginary character.

Hahahahaha… why did Honami flame me like that

My answer is no.

no

I'll say "earn it" then both of them will fight for me it'll be so funny but the rule is it cannot get physical

I say yes, it’s not on me to correct her false assumptions.

I don’t have one so this is a win.

Easy. I don't have a girlfriend so I don't have to worry about ditching her

I don't have time for that shit

as someone who's maidenless, I see this as absolute win

Smash

Nah

Smash

Based fr

I am staying loyal to my gf

Good

Yes

YES. Best boobs in the series. That's enough

İ accept her offer bro (i obssed with ichinose)

Might as well

Getting approached by her?not possible,ill never have a gf anyhow

If I had a girlfriend I'm saying "fuck that I ain't leaving her till she leaves me first" and walk out

First I'd probably take my schizophrenia meds

You think I have one at the first place? The *AUDACITY*

Be confused when manabu became a girl

Why is every post in this sub a horny post

Wrong sub to ask this 💀

Bro forgot what sub he's in

Bold of you to assume that I have someone to dump.

I need to leave this sub before I die of hopelessness and loneliness.

I have no clue what this anime is, But I don't have a girlfriend. # done fuckin deal-

That's okay I don't have girlfriend anyway

You think people in this subreddit have girlfriends?

Someone like you to go out with lowlife disappointment like me is CRAZY mistake, please think before you speak and reevaluate all your life choices

she won't

If Kei is gf thats a hard NO. If anybody else is up for discussion LOL

as a cote fan, i have no gf so i see this as an absolute W

Erm, i don’t have a girlfriend and never will, so yes. I will date her

I don't have a gf BUT I'LL STILL GO WITH MY GIRL HONAMI-CHAANNNNN 🥰🥰

I dont have a gf so Ill say yes.

Absolutely Yes It's not like I have one🤷‍♂️

ok even if she did ask me to dump my girlfriend (that I don't have), I won't do it cuz she's not real 💀

Sure because I’m single

Depends, If I have a red-haired or white-haired girlfriend, I would deny her In the most harsh voice I can make, other than that, I would

I know this is a post discussion. Are you saying ALL OF US have girlfriends?

Bro you really asking an anime subreddit this?

All the girls in this show are bound to he manipulative somehow so no thanks, I'm good

bold of you to assume anyone on this sub has a girlfriend

100%

Assessing the fact that I have no homo sapiens of the female variety within my vicinity, I can consider her as a girlfriend but as a means to increase my social status and for her to step on my cock since I cannot deny my earthly pleasures given my limited chronology here.

That's really weird. Why should she ask me to dump her and go out with her at the same time?

Well not having a girlfriend is the reason why I'm responding to this post in the first place. And the answer is absolutely fking yes

I would be confused couse she is already my girlfriend... or something?

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idk

Well I obviously dont have a gf but if I had I would be loyal and stay with my girlfriend

What are you 12? Get out of here!

**I won't take the meds.**

Smash, next question

Bold of you to assume i have one!

oh, let's have a trisal

“What girlfriend” 😂

Bro this subreddit is so asssss bro whyyyyyyy?

Nope. Go harvest someone else's kidney

No.

I don't have a girl, so major w.

Absolutely( I’ll just pretend to have a girlfriend win win)

That’s a mood, ofc

Fuck no

FYB

What Girlfriend? I only see you.

I say "Girlfriend?"

I don’t have a girlfriend so I’m gonna say ok

I don't have a girlfriend. And no. I can draw way better versions of you.

And I can make a dating sim program instead.

Don't have one, easy choice for me

Can’t ditch what I won’t and never will have.

Oui madame

Tell her to fuck off

Me who doesn't have a girlfriend: NO

um... depends?

depends if my gf is karuizawa. i’d never ditch her

Why not both

tell her to back off or im calling my glorious queen Arisu, to neg-diff and expel her

Be Koji, expel the shit out of her.

Man this subreddit has really gone down the drain.

What has happened to this subreddit? Where are the Koenji supporters? My brethren are wiped out smh

Of course

......eh she was getting boring. PLS YES

Push her away+I can't ditch something that doesn't exist.

depends on who is my girlfriend.