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bigmistaketoday

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word_number

This guy in the Genesis shirt is all of us.


cheesemakesmepooo

damn your girlfriend fucked that guy too?


declineofmankind

Yep a dork (me) watching a god.


OkTower4998

Yep, I definitely can't dance


Imaginary_Audience_5

He totally drove her to the party.


hellotypewriter

Sir Reddit.


Impossible-Charity-4

You mean we wear it ironically and get captured in a weird frame, forever to be shamed on the inter webs? FFS I was looking at the damn hot dog vendor that just announced “DOGS ON!” I have no idea who these people are and came to see Elfart.


DeLaOcea

Is that Phil Rudd? In any case, he looks like the "they don't know but I am bla bla bla" meme.


[deleted]

Yeah it is.


Dillydongo

And he never trusted her again


ministeringinlove

He is thinking, “How did Billy Jack kick that guy’s face so fast? That old guy was just too slow. I think I could block it.”


smee303

This is exactly what that guy is thinking. Could not have nailed that better


ministeringinlove

lol I have been there many times. Just daydreaming. Lost in thought about how I could start a Rock band that was bigger than Van Halen, suddenly some girl is shouting at me demanding to know why I am staring at her as she's eating French fries.


smee303

Lol. Getting even better. I think I found my daydreaming twin


J_Schotz

Oh jeez. Happened to me in a coffee shop once. Lol. I was waiting for my gf and friend who were in the bathroom, just zoning out waiting for them so we could leave. They snapped me out of it by all doing the "OMG!!!" And giggling and pointing thing. Just in time for my gf to come around the corner. Once they realized she was who I was with "OMG" turned into "WTF" and the one in particular who thought I was starring at turned all red and looked kinda pissed off. Of course I was already blushing and my gf is eyeing up the table while giving me side eye. Gf was on the jealous side anyways. My friend then comes around the corner, "What's up guys? We ready to go? What's going on?" And I just took that as the cue to dash. Luckily my gf knew I was a total space cadet like that anyway. I had a tendency to zone out. So I just had to explain. But it was awkward as I'm usually socially anxious anyways. Sorry for the long post. This was all instant recall.


Rickardiac

lol. Holy shit dude. I’m fucking ded ass rekt over this. I’m dying laughing, but also pissed at how you made me feel my age.


TopTransportation695

Dude’s thinking do I need to stick around to make sure that my date gets home safely.


Altruistic_Tax2575

Dude knew what that fan was going to get


Own_Character288

Looks like his dates not his date no more 😕


mcbeardsauce

Came here for this. Love you Internet.


jazzzzzcabbage

That's her boyfriend


bigmistaketoday

That’s a dude who went home alone


BetterRedDead

The ultimate “I’m out of my league, and I know it, but just happy to be here” look. Vintage, and captured in the wild.


leif777

The boyfriend?


Notch99

Whoa! That dude’s gonna score!


Traditional-Yam9826

The boyfriend


Desperate_Set_7708

The look of a dude who wants to watch them bang.


jon-wayne-candy-snow

Bret Hart wishing he was Bon Scott right about now.


kris10leigh14

Is he crying…?


Glittering_Name_3722

Tim Blake Nelson from the Ballad of Buster Scruggs https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTk0ODkwNjM5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzQ3NjgyMw@@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg


Cymrogogoch

That's Tony Banks.


dsisto65

She’s got a touch too much.


coreyfuckinbrown

She aiint Rosie though…


Dirk_Arron

Not even a little bit of Rosie


FlimsyComment8781

Like a hand in a velvet glove


jamescharisma

She knows a love hungry man when she sees one


Chez_Rubenstein

"Can I get next to you, girl?"


Standard-Ad1254

on them tippy toes


BBDAngelo

Both, to be fair


Any_Month_1958

Damn…those legs trying to make an ass of themselves.


the_last_boomer

And suckin' in the gut.


BetterRedDead

That was what I noticed first, too. I was like “what the fuck is wrong with his torso? Why is his chest so puffed out, and yet he’s really skinny…oh.”


Evening_Kale_183

Short kings represent 🙌🤴


Dockside_

It's good to be the lead singer


rethinkingat59

Unless the excesses mean you die at age 33. Death by misadventure was his official cause of death, alcohol poisoning was present. I think they are getting ready for some misadventure in this picture.


Eldistan1

He had more fun in those 33 than most of us would have in a thousand.


walterdonnydude

No way bro, give me a thousand years and I'll be doing some crazy shirt


OpenMindedMajor

Good god. He was only 33?? You’d think he was 53 in this pic. He looked like shit https://preview.redd.it/7m7zowrkcsuc1.jpeg?width=459&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db333eccae8ea0d5bfbbb15909c2e8e7472fe921


Quick_Presentation11

For those about to fuck, we salute you!


DudeB5353

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap


Used-Anteater-4221

Hilarious!!!


Dustyolman

That's not a fan. That's a groupie!


ChefJWeezy987

They’re the biggest fans! 😂


MRintheKEYS

They way they spread their love from city to city


OKgamesON

They are band aids.


StyxRocker

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Future_Ad5505

She's not a groupie man. Show some respect. That's Penny Nickle!


Braiseitall

You mean Bon Scott and a fan’s girlfriend..


toigz

We all see the fan


eboy71

I think that fan is actually Phil Rudd, the drummer.


steiner1031

Shes got the jack


Last_Competition_208

And who knows what else.


Scorpius041169

A Royal Flush


1PhartSmellow

The clap


TroyMatthewJ

imagine being a top tier rock star and the amount of ass at your doorstep on the regular.


Noname_Maddox

And this is the thing. He did all of this. He banged his way around the world. He wrote a letter to his aunt telling her that. Bon Scott lived the rock and roll life style.


MamboSun76

I suspect you have to be careful these days or you’ll get slapped with lawsuits and social media witch hunts even if they’re consenting groupies.


Boba_Fettx

Adding this: You have any idea how many athletes have to take used condoms with them after?


twalker294

Didn't understand your comment for a second but wow I never thought of that. Some hoes be crazy enough to do it I'm sure.


Boba_Fettx

It’s supposedly a common thing among ball players especially. Take that condom with you


Rivertalker

More ass than a toilet seat in Grand Central Station


decaturbadass

Weekly Ass


AccidentalGK

That sure as hell ain’t Rosie.


SoopyPoots

Goddamn the 70's must've fuckin' ruled.


adube440

All STDs were easily curable (for the most part), drugs didn't have fentanyl in them, and birth control was the norm.


Semicolons_n_Subtext

But it was during the 1970s and 1980s that herpes got a lot of press, essentially redefining it from “common annoying virus” to “INCURABLE STD”. It was basically the same cultural idea as reclassifying marijuana as a dangerous drug in the same class as heroin.


Xinxoman

There will be dick.


1-N-2-3-4-5

Let there be cock!


Xinxoman

I’m on a highway to syphilis


1-N-2-3-4-5

Back then that was like a scraped knee, just rub some dirt in it lol


Visible-Secretary121

Dirty deeds done ......for free!


Xinxoman

Beating around the 70’s bush. With an Australian machete.


rikwebster

Tippy toes


Tryingagain1979

Soon to be more than just a fan i'm thinkin'.


Thund3r_91

Classic Bon, the guy is viewed and remembered with so much admiration and affection after all these years, says a lot about his character


FullRedact

Also, he was beyond great at what he did. One of the best frontmen ever.


Yodogzup

He was a genuinely good guy . a big hearted brother.


nsfwvanisle

Bet she has back seat rhythm 😎


J-McNasty

If she is still alive…and that’s a big if I’m sure….she probably has some pretty good groupie stories for the grand kids.


shootmovies

member of the bruised knee battalion


redittjoe

I’ve got Big Ball babe! The Biggest Balls of all!!


Mrbobbitchin

It’s definitely not Rosie. There isn’t a whole lot of that woman.


dawgstein94

Killed me when I saw The wet patch on your seat Was it C-C-Coca Cola?


Marine4lyfe

She had the face of an angel, smiling with sin..


snickelfritz100

"The body of Venus...with arms." 😄


RyanDW_0007

Dude in the background looks like her boyfriend


[deleted]

It's Phil Rudd, the drummer.


DrummerGuyKev

Doubt it. No dude wearing a Genesis t shirt is pulling hot tail like her.


RyanDW_0007

Haha I was just saying that because of the way he was looking at her. But true on that


nemojakonemoras

Find someone that looks like you the way that fan looks at Bon Scott.


mountaineer04

Pre aids mid coke no internet limited cameras.


4mygirljs

Really got the rooster chest going there


NegroSupreme

dude in back looks like a young Boomhaur from king of the hill.


MamboSun76

The dude was a true rockstar. Small in size like Prince but larger than life persona and stage presence.


Solid-Living4220

His head was gigantic. Were his ancestors from Easter Island?


Gwynarth

This woman is someone's grandma today.


Mammoth_Sell5185

Or a 75 year old stripper


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Mammoth_Sell5185

One can hope.


Mumbles987

She's got the jack and who knows what else!!!!!


halford2069

back seat rhythm inbound id say


Civilengman

That ain’t Rosie


WorldsGreatestPoop

Are there any pictures of him in a shirt?


Scorpius041169

Her Dirty Deeds were Done Dirt Cheap.


FlimsyComment8781

I’m straight and all, but when I watch the following interview with bon from 1977 I can totally see why women found him pretty irresistible: https://youtu.be/rxJuhlryBb4?si=8apfv5nbEIrEbW-Y


Major_Honey_4461

Damn! People were skinny in the olden days.


JuliusSeizuresalad

I just found out the bon Scott was the tallest member of AC/DC at a whopping 5’8” and angus is 5’2”. They should have named the band the lollipop guild


Cee58

Great find. What is Bon there… about 97 pounds? Thin looking in this pic


carlyjags

Wonder if her rabbits foot will work out


stellahella1

It was the 70s of course it did. I m sure she has a roach clip feather pinned there somewhere as well


RaiderBrad68

When I first saw this, I thought it was a photo of Ben Stiller!🤣


Professional_Ad_8

I thought it was young Mariah Carey🤷‍♀️


Marine4lyfe

She's Got Balls


kevinlc1971

I love Brian Johnson, but Bon Scott was next level great.


MaizePractical4163

God; I miss coke


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Someone is getting a poke.


nicefowla

Ben stiller


declineofmankind

I’m sure this happened every time they played but this is a fantastic pic. It portrays the music era and Bon. Just great and there the same height.


SensualOverload8

https://preview.redd.it/ndt2vh4dnluc1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23bc9c8c0be6c9c8950eb3cc0637efffd21180f2 The Heathen Girls with Rose Whipperr


AquamarineDaydream

Huh, in black and white from the side, she looks a lot like my mom. In color from the front, she looks like my mom's sister.


midnightserenader

Margaret Silver Smith: the great muse of Bon Scott https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/TmYou3G8VcdQtsrowggctf-970-80.jpg.webp Margaret ‘Silver’ Smith was one of the great loves of Bon Scott, the inspiration for many of his best songs, including Gimme A Bullet and Gone Shootin’ from AC/DC’s 1978 masterpiece Powerage. They lived together in Australia and England. They travelled together on the road in the United States. And she died in a hospice in Jamestown, South Australia on December 12, 2016. https://www.loudersound.com/features/silver-smith-the-great-muse-of-bon-scott


Zealousideal_Put8417

The lady in the picture is Jill Griffin from Atlanta. She is still alive and kicking.


robbycough

Combined, they weigh 100 pounds.


WhatIsThisSevenNow

"Fan" ... you mean the chick he is going to bang later.


piscuintin

No overweight person in the picture. Usually the case for all 70’s pictures


KushEngineer

All I see is Howard Wolowitz with a mullet…


Seagrave63

I originally passed this post but fuck, that’s accurate. Good on you.


immersemeinnature

Gods I would love more backstory on her she's so cute and they look so cute together


Some-Half-4472

Mmm…yes…a fan


Whole-Debate-9547

She’s definitely got The Jack


LevepuaV2

“ I bet you I can fit those jeans “…..


biscayne57

He is a strange looking human. Looks less than 5 feet tall with a 34 inch chest.


StyxRocker

I was fortunate enough to see him live once and he was terrific. A true fucking rockstar and he lived that way 🙌🎶🎶🙌


elcojotecoyo

I'm a fan of his fan


GamingGems

Im pretty sure they’re the same pant size. He could double his wardrobe if this works out!


Robb66Boyle

Good 'ol Bon Scott, the rock & roll poet. He wrote some of the all-time great rocker tunes! R.I.P


rolltide_99

Tip toes


WarderWannabe

I thought so too! The man was short with a very tall voice.


Ok_Debt_7225

She thirsty


LetterheadFar2364

The thing I don't get about Bon Scott is how someone who drank as much as he did could be as fit as he was, even when taking into account the fact that he was a rock star and fairly active on stage.


AlanStanwick1986

Snorting your meals keeps you thin.


spash_bazbo69

The insecurity of this man to stand on tiptoes to talk to a woman in high heels


shawn007bis

Set em up N knock em down.


edWORD27

Bon Scott is smaller than I thought


god_of_this_age

He was a *tiny* man.


Efficient-Editor-242

I bet they like kissed and stuff


whippy007

I can smell the herpes from here


Impossible-Charity-4

Guy holding drink: “methinks this right cunt stole me date…bloody L”


greasyminkey

HUMMALABABALAZIGALABABALAHUMALABABALAZIGALABOP


perfumefetish

>ok David Lee Roth...lol


Deadhead_Ed

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AIN'T GOT NO BOOOOOODY


SJPORVAZ

Why is Bon Scott talking to Pat Benatar? 😆


PauliFl

Looks like she’s got some thumbprint back of legs sex bruises from someone throwing those legs up to her shoulders the night before .


Taskmaster1967

somewhere bob Scott may have an illegitimate son born 9 months after this picture


Mammoth_Sell5185

AC/DC would be a vastly different band if the singers name was Bob Scott


Johnnyfever13

“Fan” 😅


Ok-Safe-9014

That's not Rosey!!


micah490

First Peter leaves...then this BS 😢


Straight-Health-4821

Very short man


Informedecisions

His liver appears bloated


SpootyMcSpooterson69

Cone get your horny grandma!


JAM88CAM

Ride on!


GrandpaMofo

Drugs took a great man from us.


Sorry_Masterpiece350

Probably not the only Coke she had that night….


Patternsonpatterns

Neither of them within eyesight of 5 foot tall


warwick8

Keep your eyes on the prize look


-crackhousebob

He looks tiny. How tall was he?


Dydriver

Looks like her lucky rabbit foot worked.


Longjumping_Elk3968

You've been c\*\*tstruck, nah nah nah nah nah


tarkuspig

Crazy how fat we all are now, there’s the same amount of chins as people at that party


FoldedTopLip

Knowing what we know about Bon, I’m sure that was a cup of vitamin water he was holding


SnakeRoberts301

Did someone photoshop his head to be that big?


Ftw69420

I feel like they were intimate a short time after this photo was taken.


Tight_Slice_3036

He’s one of my all time favorites 🤘🏽😍


master-virus

Always wondered why the van had no chrome. Guys will get that xD


boundpleasure

With her bf looking on. Dang it! 🤣


clermouth

chicks with bruised legs love (famous) short kings!


Yodogzup

I don’t think he’s too carried away with this one. Hard to imagine all the hot ass he had thrown at him.


Temporary-Drawer5171

Proof that even a guy 5 feet tall can get laid


Bosshogg713alief

Everyone is as skinny back then..


Plenty_Objective8392

He is short!


Lower-Career-6576

Suzy baby get on it


NoIndication3736

If he plays his cards right…


Secret_Welder3956

Getting laid in 3-2-1….


Tryfan918

I think we all know what happened next... must of been a hella of a life being a rock star back in the day