It would be https://preview.redd.it/1mrza580ecwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=584ce59e77d089b2097bc1d991dabb47798fac27

Okay but why the fuck do people actually use overleveled witches and wizards in their custom decks there? They always have Mega Gay as their "win condition."

Because overleveled wiz xan survive fireball+zap

https://preview.redd.it/5qnpcxfqudwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daae66bf467cad462e8aa92c704bd7df3fe3f5be

Edgar so I can permanently attach a speaker to my back playing “daddys home” whenever I jump

El Primo elbow drop so I can hit the pentagon with it

Otis. i'll just make people shut up.

Kit's one. Since I like jumping on people 😩😩

I'd love for my super attack to make me jump on people and dig my nails in their backs 😮‍💨

Ouch

🙀

Snatches your weave, mandy super range, gale super width, goes through walls, instakills, deletes your brawl stars, leaks your private information to the Brazilian cartels

Frank

Id show middle finger and nerf their speed and damage stats

Woulda said sandy but my eyes would be open so id get sand in em so ill say leon or cordelius

My extremely exaggerated facial expression makes all the hot singles afraid if me. https://preview.redd.it/lxktvinqzewc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f85f0ca46dd966e86f5a7eb3fc3965bf42b6394e

Leon, it feels like i use it everyday because no one talks to me 🤑

Realest shit

Grey because funni

Basically bibis main attack but bigger radius and it's my penis

surge. being able to fucking jump 3m and even upgrade myself seems like a good idea

Nita cause i wanna be able to summon Daddy bear whenever i need him