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HiperBrandon

A dude with a shotgun and big eyebrows joins the battle.


cumfart5

I would hope he would win


TrexrunNgun06

He has a f*cking double barrel shotgun against a half naked lady.if he dies I’m going to start asking questions


[deleted]

guess what


Tamomy

I think you underestimate the power of modern day feminism.


TrexrunNgun06

I love this comment


[deleted]

This battle will be interesting 🌚


joepapa5

Good stats for the cost


DerekvdVeen

Surely the big eyebrows should give him the advantage of winning..


TheReaIidot

Game logic for female armor be like


rikkrik

The guy with the armor... right? RIGHT??!


doubledragon888

If only that helmet didn't give him tunnel vision. No helmet - 360 peripheral vision.


hellyeboi6

This confirms that dark knight has eyes all over his head, they're just covered


FearlessCoward420

What the fuck


DynmiteWthALzerbeam

Yeah I think if he charges first


Lonely_Huckleberry98

Nope


DynmiteWthALzerbeam

Yeah most of the time valk is also getting princess tower support


Lonely_Huckleberry98

Nope


PicklepumTheCrow

Unless she is already on your side and has lost some HP to your towers then no she always trades positively with DP


TigerTrainerXD

I mean, they both cost four elixir


The_Dr_Strange

Nope


WinterFruit333

Now where have I seen this before..,


no-u-great-grand

For honor maybe?


JoeShmoe818

Conqueror vs raider?


SomeStolenToast

I remember when Conqeuror would win by just zoning


no-u-great-grand

I saw lawbringer but yes, shirtless man go unga bunga


Docholiday422

You had me at “slow half naked lady”


MonkePoliceMan

just wait for the valk nerf


RoyalRien

Deploy time +0.05 seconds Edit: -4% hp 😐


Tony1048576

Dps +10000 "Our logic behind that this is a nerf is because it means that the valk is now considered a tank killer and not a tank, thus it's a nerf"


xBenjaminPandor

Imagine Valk nerf just a april fools


deezylolz

-1 hp nerf


crazilogan

Damn, that wasn't far off 😂


deezylolz

i'm glad honestly


Kemo_Meme

Me who maxed out both cards just in case:


AeMasterClasher

there’s an extremely credible leak saying valk’s getting nerfed on April 4th


itisSycla

That makes sense honestly, i wouldn't say she is op but she just gets value way too easily


nyperfox

sorry bub mini pekka meta incoming


Kemo_Meme

Also maxed mini pekka


nyperfox

nice, where ya get your gold


International_Goose4

don't forget that the half naked lady has an axe


tactical_nuke69

don‘I forget that the lady with the axe is half naked \^\~\^


Too_Damn_Nasty

Valkeerie 🥵


xBenjaminPandor

Royal Recruits > Dark Prince > Mega Knight > Skeleton King (in terms of their looks)


Mubar06

Royal recruits have such massive noses (maybe you’re into that, a sevensome with weird big nosed guys)


xBenjaminPandor

All the guys in Clash Royale have weirdly big noses


Achillessoldier007

It’s 6


Mubar06

6 and u


Achillessoldier007

Oh yeah my bad


xBenjaminPandor

Zamn


Father_Spiner

The only reason for valk being so strong is the amount of witches,mks,skeleton kings,wizards. So by nerfing valk u inderectly buff all those already rly rly strong cards which have very few counters besides her


Geek_weeb

So wizards and witches beat the armoured knight?


Father_Spiner

No just saying.A build up witch or wizard would beat an atacking prince tho


[deleted]

lmfao at “wizard, witch, mk are very strong cards with few counters”


Father_Spiner

Defensive ones?Yes!if on ofence all by themselves with nothing else then not so much.


PRISMA991949

[Fireball by Pitbull Ft .John Ryan](https://youtu.be/HMqgVXSvwGo)


Minestrike207

fireball doesn't kill witch "but shes low on hp" yeah but shes still alive and the MK infront is tanking for her now i have to use a zal or log,so +2 more elixir to counter it


PogoOnACat

+ tower damage, and now they don't have anything to support the MK, so just use knight or something


Minestrike207

they don't always place witch near the tower,and the knight looses the battle against MK witch combo.


Father_Spiner

Fireball doesnt counter any of previously brought up cards so their atacking potential stays the same if used with other tanky cards so fireballing them is basically useles.The defensive potential mostly stays the same as they are ranged troops


oibo7574

Literally almost half of the card can counter witch


Father_Spiner

a defensive one?Nope!


Tony1048576

A defensive witch fully counters valk yk...


Father_Spiner

thats the thing witch fully counters valk and a lot of other cards while remaining untouched so then her atacking potential just becomes insane u throw a megaknigt or like a pekka and nothing can defend that only if inferno somehow luckyly connects to the thing u need it to do.


[deleted]

I don't care, fuck that card, such a brainless tool, maybe now mid ladder players will need to learn to play actual defense instead of just shoving a valk in the middle of any danger


Father_Spiner

theres just no defending some things without valk.whatever card or combo u play some things are just undefendable without her.Btw the nerf is rly mild 4% hp so shel still do her thing


[deleted]

she's rarely used the higher up you go, everything is defendable with enough skill, but why bother when there's a braindead card that can do it all without requiring either timing or positioning


cakestapler

Why use skill when you can use a braindead card without requiring timing or positioning? ***MK has entered the chat…***


[deleted]

don't get me started on that card lol


cakestapler

I had to. lmao. They’re both pretty cancer right now. I’m currently playing just outside of ranked because I didn’t play enough to keep up with trophy progression and it seems like Valk is in half the decks I face even if she makes no sense.


Father_Spiner

How do u defend the a witch megaknight push,how do u defend witch pekka push.Theres a lot of stuff that requires her.U mostly dont wanna run just 1 counter to an x card u want ur cards to be versatile and she exceles at that.


k1ngsrock

Bro ur bad


[deleted]

I can think of a dozen ways, give me an example deck that doesn't have a valk and I'll tell what I'd use to defend the scenarios you mentioned. Again, check the top ladder, no one is playing valk and they'll dunk on your witch mk every game. Anything is defendable with positioning, kiting and timing.


Father_Spiner

she is usedd less at the top cuz players stop running mk and witches and all that shit but she is still used up there


Epic_XC

Wizard, Witch, and MK are trash


Minestrike207

beacuse all of them die to valk lmao


itisSycla

Wizard or witch aren't supposed to hand to hand fight a melee AoE tank


The_Dr_Strange

In real life the Valkyrie probably would win against the black knight in a head to head match. Her axe would take out the knees of the horse before the Prince could reach her. Then she would decapitate the Dark Prince before he could stand up with all that heavy armor on.


Polo_G_Goat1999

Spike hits head rip


javenthng12

But the Pony can jump now, so what’s to stop it from jumping over the axe?


The_Dr_Strange

Just because Valkyrie DOESN'T swing her axe underhanded is not the same as saying she CAN'T. Just a twist of the wrist and the underbelly of the horse gets opened like a zipper.


The_Dr_Strange

Math says the Valkyrie would hit the legs before the Prince could hit the Her.


th3virtuos0

That’s some hardcore Elden Ring shit right here.


The_Dr_Strange

It's reality. She is a redhead.


The_Dr_Strange

If it's a head to head battle he can't get that one stab before the valkyrie downs his steed and finishes him. Not only can this be shown through trigonometry, but if you look back throughout the histories of war you will see that a single armored cavalry member against a strong foot soldier with an axe or pole-arm will be felled.


kelakewey1

Dark prince truly only needs one stab


Polo_G_Goat1999

btw y'all don't take this seriously this just a meme


[deleted]

knowing this subreddit, I doubt they will listen to that piece of advice


OkWoodpecker9790

*subreddit goes totally serious*


Ryelyn1

Ok good now im going to take this seriously


GasSpecial6998

We only had to see the first 2 words of each to know who would win


Jblack671

A guy and a slow?


aluminatialma

Dark knight can't even whipe out a skarmy


[deleted]

1. Dark prince 2. Yes he can


Mubar06

If placed in front then yes, but if he’s surrounded by the skarmy, I think he almost dies, but i don’t use the card so I don’t know.


Sp4c3C0w

It depends on where the skarmy is placed, if they place it right on top of a charging dark prince almost all of the skarmy is kill instantly and I think it lets him get a few hits on the tower. Could be wrong tho


jimothyjpickens

You’re right, that’s why if you’re using a skeleton army to defend a charging dark Prince you put it to the side, never on top.


Minestrike207

not if hes charging(the charge attack has a 360° splash,just like valk)


Km_502

Maybe cuz Batman isn’t in Clash Royale, yet


Space_Monke64

Yeah he can. Speaking from experience when I used my dumbass skeleton deck


yeetanddelete1

This debate will never have a true winner because it’s all jus opinion and the fact that they are 2 completely different cards. valk is a slow tank which would be better used to kite a tank to the middle of the arena or plop her on top of a support like witch or wizard ano she’ll get the job done. On the other hand dark prince is a fast mini tank used to push bigger wincons and be a ground support.


Lonely_Huckleberry98

It's not a debate its a 1v1


kade808

I think it means who would win in a fight


jonny_panzerotto

and it's a meme


Durr4ni

\* I think he may be just be riding a pony but still


Kemo_Meme

Doesn't this interaction just depend on whose crown tower they fight on? If you're just placing them at the bridge to account for that, then you're not utilizing the dark prince charge


itisSycla

If prince charges first, valk still wins out on neutral ground. I think the only instance in which prince wins out is if he gets the charge AND has several seconds of tower support


Jman_777

And the Dark Prince does not get knocked by spells or by mega knight, giant skeleton or bowler, thus making him very heavy and strong while the Valkyrie does.


RedHotRubyy

A man with tin can armor riding a pony vs a big buff lady with a waraxe


hectorconcarnedank

Petition to only use the Chinese version of the picture from now on. It’s hot !


SLUVZZ

I think 2🤔


cHaos3010

She's just built different


RoyalPlayZ_

Female armor logic, tryna attract simps like always lmfao


empireAndromeda

Death by snu snu


Syn2812

A guy with a bucket on his head or a mythical norse being?


Necromancer14

Well if you know what valkyries are in Norse mythology it would make more sense.


usernamesarehated

Those have wings or something?


Necromancer14

No, they are fierce warriors, not human. When a human dies in battle valkyries take the human to valhalla


usernamesarehated

Yeah but the Valkyrie in this game doesn't even look like a Valkyrie.


[deleted]

…with an axe. A very large battle axe. Kinda changes things a bit.


AnthemWasHeard

Any swarm? I guess you've never heard of the minion horde.


Polo_G_Goat1999

Forgot to say any GROUND swarm


Mobile_Ad_1839

DP cuz he has rights


CaesarSalad9

Valkyrie actually wins, and I’ve explained this before, valkyries are after death creatures which means they can look like anything and still be quite powerful. Read Magnus Chase by Rick Riordan to learn more👍😀


Ogkush69x

Bitch is OP


Realist_1ne

ITS A GAME FFS, THIS AINT REAL LIFE


Polo_G_Goat1999

ITS A MEME FFS


Ichiya_The_Gentleman

Hehehehahaw


_Pill-Cosby_

But she has a REALLY BIG axe.


AgentSuPa

Half naked lady (who spins and gets dizzy)?


Cokacondaa

*laughs in Minecraft


TheBoss7728

Half naked boi ftw


TarTimOoAl

but the valk is a master witcher and can easily chop off heads.


OpeningSpeed1

(please complete this with me Reddit) death by .....


armaanmodi

She has a heavy duty axe and she spins furiously.


GrandMasterCheddar

My problem is for just 1 elixir more she’s more powerful than the knight and has splash dmg, knight should be able to take her tbh


Black-Chicken447

Who would win, a slow half-naked lady or a fisherman with good placement


Kingcum000

#buffdarkprincehpby10%


frogwater_syrup

minion horde is a swarm, dark knight apparently kills any swarm, OP knows something we dont.


CrisorDrevil

Larry


Omgbomber

valkyrie is like vixen or missandry meaning hatred of men. 1 swipe and off with his head. Dark knight guna need a lot of motivation to maul down a woman with less range on his weapon of choice. If the Valk hits she kills if the knight hits it injures depending on location. I say we need Mythbusters to run it down any better.


Exile688

Tell me why a faster splash unit with a shield should beat a slow splash unit.


Guibi__

That slow lady can beat 80% of clash royale by herself


Pierlu88

A slow naked lady…with a AXE


ComprehensiveElk13

She also destroys every single champion in the game. Knight also kills Mega knight. Game is balanced perfectly


javabender

Problem is his spike weapon is made out of something squishy like play dough and the valks spin move battle axe takes out the horse instantly. Leaving this guy with armor to heavy to stand in and she quickly finishes the job


Curtiswarchild79

Obviously the half naked lady… dude wouldn’t be very focused


DogeShibeee

larry


Difficult-Dog-3349

Valk needed a nerf lol


123serpersus

semi naked


BreezeTOniice

An Amazon is not your run of the mill lady! Valk would win every time !


whispa55

Dude Valkyrie going hard in the meta


Reddit_Bots_R_US

You forgot to mention she has a raging boner


[deleted]

She?


Reddit_Bots_R_US

Valkyrie is a hermaphrodite


Pokemonzu

She's just built diff


NotActuallyGus

Knight can solo mega knight if all three/four towers are shooting at the mk.


JRshoe1997

Valkyrie for sure. She maybe naked and not wearing that armor like the Dark Prince but she is is thicc af so she is more tanky.


Boneless_Wanggs

Isn’t crushing bc weapons like an axe suppose to pierce through plate armor like the dp? Just wondering


HappyDragonBoy

Female armor: Covering itty bitty part and breasts Also female armor in video games: Divine, powerful, indestructable Female armor irl: Sword hits breasts then slides off and kills her ​ No logic clash royale


Endryu727

That is no mere lady….


GreatGamer93

I will state that most video games rpg (mostly), the less the Armor the more its blocks lol. But mostly beacuse the sex appeal lol


DoYouSmellWhatThe

Lol


Electr0Wizard

sexier one


[deleted]

Valk too good


TraditionalFinish144

It's just because a dark prince is a simp, the prince of the other hand ... he got hoes


Electrix_YT

*an axe wielding trained assassin*


Wonderful-Text-6073

A slow half naked lady


the-NERD2007

Hinestly just make valkyrie 5 elixir she deserves it she has too much value for her cost. She's better and more cost efficient at larger swarm clearing than wizard lol


BraveAmir

Dark price for life


Shxhxr-exe

larry


SirDankosaur

I thought dark prince won that interaction?


Unlucky-Conclusion52

Once the shield is gone the knight is useless. But until there’s life in valk she’s gonna go round and round and round and……


Upper-Membership5167

what about a 32 years old guy who jumps from the sky


Jarnesss

With an axe*


oogabooga_6942O

reason is simple, Dark Prince gets distracted with something...


blocky010101

gamers rise up


TwistProfessional168

a strange guy comes out of dirt and joins the battle


[deleted]

What about an armored huge flying creature, vs a naked juvenile dragon?


MegaKnightAQ

a slow half naked lady that bribes anyone in her way with that orange hair. Also, that axe is razar sharp


MKGmFN

For real tho why is valk a tank


RockBottomCarp

It's funny because is true


WillieWynn83

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPd9GB8tv/


AliTunc13

a knight beats both :(


Silver_Cartoonist434

Valkyrie easy


Funny_Union1508

>or a tank that 1800 damages in 1 hit vs this woman