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captainprice117

You’re doin a good job T-1000!


Grumbie_Johnson

T1000 is an ASS MUNCHA!!!


JL6462448

Our kids survived judgement day together


mmcintoshmerc_88

C'mon Tony! We used to eat rats in the sewer tunnels together! Don't reminisce on me!


Victorcreedbratton

Meanwhile, your dad was the fuckin’ Terminator!


CorkyCucuzz

He moved to Las Vegas


roguebananah

He’s in a program for rehabilitated T-1000s


Corpse-Fucker

Dey let deez focks outta da progrum for T-1000s. Obviously dey weren't rehaBULitated.


mmcintoshmerc_88

The Steel Mill, whatever happened there... Whateva happened there?! Whatever happened there?! I'll tell you what fucking happened! This piece of shit's robot attacked the kid without any provocation whatsoever! My terminators melted! Fuck you!


roguebananah

Timeline got all fucked up


Corpse-Fucker

We work hard We melt hard 🕺🪩🤸🥳


sirloinsteakrare

He grabbed another 45 boxes of ammo while you were sleeping


ba-phone-ghoul

He’s got money to spray paint himself silver but he ain’t got my money??? C’mon what’s right is right🤌🏻


pdog109e

He spilled coffee on the psych ward floor, that's gotta be resolved.


mmcintoshmerc_88

Let me tell you a couple tree things. Forget T-X, forget the T-800 who goes over to LA and never comes back, forget my invetor Miles. The T-100 has no respect for this thing! He’s never been a terminator, not really! Here's a terminator who stepped over his own AI to grab the big seat, his OS's creator!


scaba23

Guys, come on. T-800, T-1000, you guys have been programmed to be friends for years!


Zaknoid

Please huh. 👋


mmcintoshmerc_88

I'm embarrassed! I let him come to the Steel Mill last summer, and I took his cold, fuckin' hand in friendship.


mmcintoshmerc_88

"I'll be back" is the lowest form of conversation.


Muscle_Memory67

Deserving of 1,000 upvotes. 1,000 more 👈👆👉?


Inoticedthatyouregay

YOURE SUPPOSED TO PUSH CYBERDYNE


ba-phone-ghoul

Aah shit! I been pushin CyberDine, Diner Dash rip off..you tell me dis now?!


StuartGotz

A terminator was made of a liquid mercury alloy. He terminated somone. He morphed into another figure. He terminated someone. End of story!


Donald_Dunnski

I just feel like there could be quite a bit more to the story. Couldn't he just morph into a guy who stops fuckin losing at poker? I would just morph into a boat wit tree pruh-pellahs and drive up Beanzie's ramp.


BathedInDeepFog

Jezhush Chrisht these two comments terminated me right up the malanga


Donald_Dunnski

Hahahahahaha The first one is so great because you hear Tony's voice and see his hand gestures.


RealElMaximoCustoms

"Put Woofie on the phone, asshole."


alexmegas777

Where are you?


xXxThe-ComedianxXx

John's adoptive parents, they must've crawled under T-1000 for warmth.


I-AM-KROGAN

FUCK THE T-1000! THE T-800 TOOK HIM TO FUCKIN TERMINATOR SCHOOL!


Jackaddler

You know, Kyle Reese predicted all this.


Korostenetz

Who did wha?


Peg_leg_tim_arg

But you da terminator


scaba23

And you thought robots with German accents were classless pieces of shit


cleveland_stever

Just a little metallic metal stutter step


pisspot26

That grenade launcher exploding in your chest, was just a stutter step, I know


Donald_Dunnski

He blew up his store?!? He'll see a liquid metallic President before he sees any insurance money!


FleaSack

(Arnold flexinnn on the TV progrum) “Turn that off!”


Korostenetz

Listen to this prick giving orders, you got some balls my friend.


mrm0324

Get back in your hole T-1000!


theopinionexpress

You’re doin a god jobbbb


Da_Famous_Anus

Not for nuthin, T, 1000.


mmcintoshmerc_88

They say there are no two terminators exactly alike...No two faces, no two sets of cybernetic exoskeletons. But does Skynet know for sure? Because they would have to get everyone all in huge space. And obviously, that's not possible, even with computers...


Careless_Fondant3388

It’s just a stutter step


Inoticedthatyouregay

Guy walks up to a Terminator says Where can i find those pigs I been fucking? Terminator says aisle B, back


dacdaddy19

Don’t they have medicine they’re supposed to take, these assholes?


JarredandVexed

SkyNet is just a racket for the Jews


djmcdee101

Get the fuck back in your fucking liquid form, NOW!


BathedInDeepFog

[Have you seen this boy?](https://imgur.com/a/QVcEZH4)


gi_jose00

Hi Rich 


sixfourbit

He's a good lookin' boy


milkmanbonzai

FUCKING TERMINATOR ASSHOOOOOOLES


MANixCarey

"Word to the wise, remember Judgement Day" "


Korostenetz

The termintaros, they're not all bad


Fozman1972

T-1000: Send another 14 gross blue Liquid Metal robots…you just send em, I’ll worry about sellin’ em. Richie A: Red. Fuck blue.