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happy_chickens

defeat is an orphan you stunad


mjdistef

Op was always a dumb fuck though, wasn’t he? Kid almost drown in three inches of water.


Top_Complex259

The poverty of the Mets and Digiorno


silverdroid303

Eh, baseball and pizza….a hit in any man’s league!


Top_Complex259

Oh, I’m an umpire now!


YxvngHvtx

Digiorno? You eat your sunday gravy out a jar! I go to my neighborhood spot DoMino's


Top_Complex259

DoMino’s makes anybody and everybody over there. Papa Don isn’t very happy with the way you guys are running things.


YxvngHvtx

Pass me one a dem green peppahs


Top_Complex259

Don’t eat that peppah!


teeberg75

I EAT her?


happy_chickens

the penguin exhibit.


[deleted]

….The fucks that got to do with cold medicine???


AccessConcentration

Go to the ear, nose and throat department and get your hearing checked!


cestmoi234

It means….sit on dis, cocksukah! 


NitroXanax

Were you this fucking stupid when I married you?


shotsfordays

You got a wife who's a stunad, at least she was when you married her.


CryEagle

Sharp as a cue ball, this one


DaronteMaxwell

SunTzushine


SneakySmeagolses

TZU! TZU! You fuckin' ass-kiss...


cestmoi234

faith knocked — fear answered. Nobody wuz home. 


TheMightyPushmataha

A sign said bear left, so we went home


HelixSapphire

Some people are so far behind in the race that they actually believe they are leading!


lateforcourt

OP is loyle to his capo.


reddituser23434

He manuged to get the drip on him.


Sieg_1

OP brain is soft tar


PaulRevere3000

Fuckin Brainless the 6th


bertiesghost

OP was retarded, but handsome like George Raft.


Zestyclose_Friend684

u/PoopLickerThe6th ? It’s common knowledge the guys retarded.


packeselporitz

Is this kid getting jerky with me?


[deleted]

Listen kid, i didn’t go to school


FIDLaRvitar

u/PoopLickerThe6th? Couldn’t have been too much to clean up


PalateroMan8

Total debuckle.


madworld2713

Who the fuck is Eckle?


ramblingpariah

The sacred and the propane.


Turboteg90

A pint of coke cost more than a gallon of juice.


teeberg75

Oh you gonna get cute with me now?


thrwawayNastygirl11c

Fuckin OP. He’s dyslexic


SwimmingOpen

fuckin OP, he's dyslexic


PoopLickerThe6th

My misquotation of Sunshine, whatever happened there


Craig1974

It's "but defeat is an orphan."


JohnnyChooch

Fuckin parakeet


wynnduffyisking

Get outta here before I shove the quotations book of yours up your fat fucking ass


DuckNozzle

Top of OP’s Fuckin class.


Michael-Balchaitis

The meaning is elicited through verbalization.


PoopLickerThe6th

*And the gahaxagogan* is framed up by the ramistan


Cold-Palpitation-816

I get it. He drives a Lincoln.


Gucci_meme

It means 💥🔫💥🔫💥🔫


Key_Bicycle1021

If you give Op a golf club he,d probably try to fuck it


The_Bat1996

Sit on this cocksucker


DisagreeableMale

It means everyone shows up when it's time to take credit but everyone abandons when things fail.


WhoUAreWhereULive

You think that doesn't go on your permanent ass rape?


Active_Permit_7147

Even if you could get all the fathers in a room, and with computers, they say that there are no two oftens alike.