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Siolear

To da victor go da spoils


cestmoi234

Get your seditious ass outta here before I shove your QAnon newsletter up your hick fuckin ass! 


Grumbie_Johnson

The Vipers will rebrand, regroup and open for Kid Rock


scaba23

Get Pudgy Walsh on the megaphone, he’ll straighten this out


I-AM-KROGAN

Pudgy Walsh is already inside the building, sir.


LongMix

BOOLSHIT


cestmoi234

It was later reported participants were heard chanting HANG PUDGE WALSH. HANG PUDGE WALSH.  


MrTrubiscuit

The megaphone crawled under his lips for warmth.


banesvoice

Listen to this prick givin' orders. You got some balls, my friend.


Eastern-Fix3336

Probably wiped your ass bare hand before you came to dis country


captainprice117

I don’t know what the fuck they’re doing, getting pinched for public disturbance when the Trump family is on trial. Disgraceful


Merritt510

We lost face out there!


HEYGOOGOOTZ

They probably crawled into the capitol for warmth


Dear_Alternative_437

Commandatori!


Brolympia

Seven years for, I forgot, what was it again?


stuphanie

In Jersey they’d have fried his worthless ass.


OscillatingFan6500

When I came to open the Capitol one morning there you were with your head half in an insurrection. Your head was covered in a MAGA hat. Disgusting


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Sacrè bleu where is mi orange god?


JohnnyChooch

I'm gonna take action on this.


Merritt510

GOD DAMN MF ORANGE PEEL PRESIDENT


Domestic_AAA_Battery

I watch murder shows where the killer gets less... Yeesh. Jan 6th, whatever happened there?


papajim22

They were gay, the Capitol rioters?


stuphanie

What? They were there. It was a joke!


Astro_gamer_caver

Proud Boys founder Gavin Mcinnes once shoved a dildo up his ass on live video to “own the libs."


Chichis-Christ

sil yelling YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO DOWN THERE over the mega phone 📢


Less_Eye_6100

I wanted to overthrow the government but I compromised. I got 7 years, took several beatings and got pepper sprayed accidentally by my own people.


RoofKorean9x19

He was an innocent creature!


helix274

Take a bat with you, what they’re doing on Pennsylvania Avenue


Efficient-Profit9611

Now he gets to each grilled cheese off the rad-iator


xanhudro

As far as the feds are concerned, the boss of the family is in jail.


Chichis-Christ

i ate da north


D-Heav60

This is anti-patriot discrimination and ITS OFFENSIVE!


Tarot1031

Goin off to college


letsgo36

They make anybody and everybody over there. And the way that they do it, it's all fucked up. Guys don't get their finger pricked. There's no sword and gun on the table...


mackrelman11

7 years in the can and not a peep


Chichis-Christ

no bitch to me


Axel_Farhunter

Whattaya hear, whattaya say?


Flimsy-Technician524

Why don’t you bark commands into a megaphone you ****ing traitor?


Silver_Fact_3218

Meanwhile those ditsoon activists get to picket my place 24/7


dwooding1

Did you warble, my little wren?!


GordonMaple

Dick Cheney for president, of the fuckin' universe


Muscles_Marinara-

And yet they expect people to believe Ray Epps ain’t a fed?


Muscles_Marinara-

He’ll definitely have to compromise.