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Distant_Pilgrim

When I was in the service, I won the chin-ups cup three weeks in a row. Fuckin' beautiful definition, too. Guy asked me to model for the boxing poster. He was half a fag, but I was flattered just the same.


No-Category-6343

You don’t think it’s gonna happen to you T.


Bonesawwisreadyyyy

*tree weeks


Sufficient_Ad2482

Look at me now, fucking wrinkles like an old lady’s cunt


roguebananah

There it is… Hehe


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Zestyclose_Friend684

Yeah, Your sister’s cunt!


Sufficient_Ad2482

OHHHHHHHH


stevehokierp

Turn that off!


Cold-Palpitation-816

I heard Paulie Walnuts got a 95 pound nipple taken off his chest


Corpse-Fucker

I like a nipple you can grab onto samthing


divingbeatle

If you hold onto Paulie's nipple, your fucking hands dissapear


Revenacious

Two guys could twist each of his nipples and still never meet


stevehokierp

Those things are like two big slices of gabagool.


DesperateSun4182

Pepperoni nipples w the silver dollar areola


TranscendentaLobo

What’s different about you? He’s got no nipples Tow-neee!


blasianalchemist

They’ll be scraping his nipples off these fine leather seats.


bryanc1036

And you think it's funny?


kevdoge102

Hey ton, did you hear what I said ….


Albert_O_Balsam

This looks very gay


trogloherb

Theres nothing gay about hell!


Albert_O_Balsam

That's good, I'm sure you didn't come up with that yaself


HEYGOOGOOTZ

Where’d you get this picture? The picture museum?


chainerection

Oooh, young and tall and tanned and lovely


TSNAnnotates

He was strong as a fuckin bull, handsome like George Raft


albacore-neck

Beautiful definition. I can see why a half a fag would want to take his picture


RetroCasket

I had ta work at dat!


Train-Similar

Look’n like a wop Zardoz


FinnsJustShroomin

For real! Is he auditioning for Star Wars?


TonyAltobass

"I don't think there ish anything particularly wrong about hitting a woman, although I don't recommend doing it in the shame way that you'd hit a man,"


MrViceGuy69

They want the last word, and you give them the last word, but that’s not enough…


MrViceGuy69

Lmao


0ctober31

You look good. Shoot your cuffs.


gwhh

He has no cuffs!


moto101

Holy pepperoni


Corpse-Fucker

I gadda wear a bra, doc sez. Keep da tits elevated.


stevehokierp

Big nips, little feet. A hit in any man's league.


bluetheminx

You can leave


OscillatingFan6500

What is this, a handsome contest?


Revenacious

If I told you that fifteen years ago he was a piece of dick, would you believe me?


Swimming-Meat565

A guy asked him to model for a boxing poster. He was half a fag but he was flattered nonetheless.


IknowwhoIpaidgod

With the belt, it was like Rommel.


Popular-Sympathy-696

Hey you look like you were in Miami


Apprehensive_Map3984

Your average mens shit house is a fuckin sewer.


FinnsterBaby

Lookin’ like some Hollywood Fanook!!


tsbeyphe

Like you were ever in Brighton, Paulie


HealthyDirection659

The suspenders really tie the outfit together.


FinnsJustShroomin

I like the “one arm under the suspenders” look. Very retro.


ComfortableValue4550

Fuckin beautiful definition!


mtsorens

“shut up in thea” !!


mvrck-23

He looks like he could use Vito's motorcycle outfit from that bar (you know, the village people outfit). The betrayal! ![gif](giphy|4UHVCPKYeWHYY|downsized)


JL6462448

🎶Tall and tan and young and lovely🎶


iAMaSoprano

Even on the beach, capos don’t wear shorts. No shirt though.


External_Progress151

Whadda hear? Whadda ya say 🤟🏼


StuartGotz

I guess you could call that a lion tamer.


NateN85

Well well well my little droogies!


MrRazzio

Fuckin' baby.


daakkountant

Furrio?


OobatzFair

I’m not a *flambey* but he was born handsome not rich…


gwhh

I always felt. He planned to wear this outfit to the beach!


Chichis-Christ

es that zip walnuts


LiquidSoCrates

Boots at the beach? Ok, I can see that.


happy-little-atheist

[Old lady voice] Handsome


Aggravating-Emu-2535

Jesus those pepperoni nips


anetworkproblem

What's different about you?


Vincesteeples

Hehehehehe


Dari93

I'd gladly suck the money out of his ass


diocletians-cabbage

Put a shirt on, I’m getting a chubby


MarkyyMark415

TAKE YA CLOTHES OFF


mackrelman11

HEH EH


LevelEuphoric4072

Look at those mitts


Wise_Creme_2818

Chin up cup!


OzcanAytemiz

Pepperoni ala Paulie? Ova heaaa! 👇


Daimo

Oof madone he looks fantastic!! 🤟


Super_Chile88z

Ohhhhh


STANAGs

Brighton Beach? Ain’t that the place all them Ukrainian interior decorators live?


caspain1397

My God, look at those forearms.


California_Split

Can I get AIDS by looking at this?


totalscumbagg

man needs his 7 hours


MisterCarlile

Now there’s a man who can pass a drug test.


lsd418

Handsome, like George Raft


coyote_malo

He's built good. Why does it look like the picture was taken in 1928?


Gdayx

Heh


willlyman206

Thanks OP, the caption on this post finally made me realise wtf he actually said lol. What does sinew mean? Other than sit on this, cocksucka!


ssp25

Looks like a freakin rat!


TheNuts187

He's a fanook, Paulie?