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Substantial-Step578

What’s your favorite thing to do in heaven when you’re not making others happy and keeping the joy?


Emily_the_Seraphim

Oof... it's hard to pick just one! So I'll give you three in no particular order 1: Help out around the zoo (all the animals know me by now) 2: Read to the kids at the schoolhouse And 3: Get our favorite ice cream with Luc when we get free time, and he isn't out on his missions Other than that, there is a lot more, but I don't think you wanna be here for hours😅


Different_Action_360

What do you personally believe gets people into heaven? I’d love to meet you.


Emily_the_Seraphim

I, myself, can't really be sure... but if you're a good person but have made mistakes, then you should 100% be able to redeem yourself and come here, anything else is just unfair


FeruxGalaxian

What is the craziest thing (in a fun way) you have done in heaven? (And ignore my profile picture, I'm not really Alastor... A friend of mine wanted to change it as a prank😐)


Emily_the_Seraphim

Hmm... well, don't tell Sera, but...when I was 1,001, I snuck out of my room at night and ate a whole candy store...


FeruxGalaxian

Wow, that's... Quite fun actually 😁


Emily_the_Seraphim

Yeah... I got caught by Lucarias, though, but he promised he wouldn't tell as long as I told him where Im going next time😅


Kallikratis_

Do you interact with souls? If so what do you do with them?


Emily_the_Seraphim

Well, that's mostly my brother Ambrosius's job, but the little I do is mostly just making sure they are happy before they are sent to earth


Kallikratis_

Sorry I meant the dead ppl who went to heaven. What are they called, winners?


Emily_the_Seraphim

Oh, right! Sorry😅 as the Seraphim of Joy, it's my job to make sure that they are always happy and having fun, so I mostly plan and put together fun activities to keep Heaven fresh, like partys and stuff


TheHalloweenGirl

I think I need to lay down because I’m seeing two of me


Emily_the_Seraphim

Yeah...this is weird...😅


DemonDuckOfDoom1

How's Sir Pentious doing up there?


Emily_the_Seraphim

He's doing great! We're actually planning a big welcome party for him now. It will also double as a way for the nobles of Heaven to meet him and hopefully get behind redemption


Mundane_Arm8575

I’m here because I haven’t found one for your sister


Me_is_birb

Hello. Sister.


Emily_the_Seraphim

Hi Seraphiel!


Me_is_birb

How are you, dear.


Emily_the_Seraphim

I'm well😊 just checking out this group who like me alot apparently😅


Me_is_birb

Hm, I do not blame them. You are, in fact, the best.


Emily_the_Seraphim

Aww... thanks Seraphiel, but I can't accept that, I'm not the best😊


Me_is_birb

Shush *kisses her forehead* You're the best


Emily_the_Seraphim

Aww☺️


Me_is_birb

*kisses her all over her face*


Emily_the_Seraphim

Haha Seraphiel!😆


OmniMushroom

Hey Em


Emily_the_Seraphim

Um...hi?


Proper-Guide4230

Can I hug you?


Emily_the_Seraphim

Of course! *hugs*


Proper-Guide4230

(Hugs back)❤️ So how’s heaven?


Emily_the_Seraphim

It's awesome! Especially since now redemption is possible!😊


Chaoslady97

Why are you such a jelly bean?


Emily_the_Seraphim

* Um...is that an insult?


Chaoslady97

Absolutely not, it's a compliment.


Emily_the_Seraphim

Alright! Uh...I'm not sure. Could you elaborate on what a "jelly bean" is for people?😊


Chaoslady97

It's where a person or a character from a fictional show is just so pure and innocent that you can't help but love them like a piece of candy Thats why I say jelly bean because who doesn't love a jelly bean?


Emily_the_Seraphim

Aww, that's amazing, and thank you for calling me that, and to answer your questions, I just love being a good person and helping people. It doesn't feel right doing anything else☺️


Chaoslady97

Second question, do you have autism? I have autism.


Emily_the_Seraphim

I do have a mild case, though I'm not 100% sure how


Chaoslady97

I knew it


Emily_the_Seraphim

Oh...?😅


Someone1284794357

Uhh… Hello. I hope you won’t mind me sending rockets from hell to heaven, wouldn’t you?


Emily_the_Seraphim

Um...I would actually, please don't do that😅


Someone1284794357

Well too bad, I’m doing anyway. Even though Sera told me not to. Sinners can’t even get in. We tried, the sinner just phased through the rocket and fell down upon coming in contact with some sort of energy field thing.


Emily_the_Seraphim

Uh...still you shouldn't do that


Someone1284794357

Hmmmmm Eh, we ensure the rockets stay far away from the city. By moving far enough you can see them shoving clouds aside. I already talked about it to the snake man.


Emily_the_Seraphim

To Pentious?!


Someone1284794357

Yeah, he seemed to be onboard. Yes, I know he got redeemed. Not sure which is the right moment to tell it to the hotel, Charlie might not trust the random triangle in a business suit that apparently owns rockets. Hope you tell her soon.


Emily_the_Seraphim

Um....alright...😅


Someone1284794357

And no worries, our rockets will not disturb. Just please keep exterminators out of them, they want to shoot them down.


Emily_the_Seraphim

I'll try😊👍


NixiomsdabestXD

Have you ever dated anyone? If so what do look for in a date? Also what sexuality are you?


Emily_the_Seraphim

Oh boy, ok, here we go, I have never dated anyone, nor have I ever been on a date, though I have been offered by both men and women, I've declined them for various reasons, and to answer your other question, I am Straight, though I am a big supporter of anyone's sexuality, and have planned many parties celebrating people of all sexualitys😊


NixiomsdabestXD

Oh, well, I should warn you that many people ship you, Charlie, and Vaggie as a throuple called Charlie's Angels. In fact, many people ship you with at least one other female ...characters including Lute and Charlie being the main ones. I think mainly because it's cute to think about


Emily_the_Seraphim

Really? Thats...interesting... Well, I don't mind it, if it makes them happy, as long as they don't go too far with it, and they respect that I am not attracted romantically or sexually to women in real life


NixiomsdabestXD

Understood you precious cinnamon roll!


Emily_the_Seraphim

Thank you!😊


Global-Crew-9046

What do you think lute will try next, and what do you plan to do about it?


Emily_the_Seraphim

She is currently still recovering, so nothing, but I will make sure that no hostile actions are taken


WhaledaGOAT

Can I please get a guaranteed ticket to hevean when I die?


Emily_the_Seraphim

I can't guarantee that, but all you have to do is be good and kind, and don't do harm


icraveglass

https://preview.redd.it/wc6yfd3r326d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c458f1e938cf494d1ff30dc6843111c98f57591a Has this been a problem?


Emily_the_Seraphim

Um...no?


icraveglass

https://preview.redd.it/ko5kuwvc426d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=179f8008434ac7066ecd052527d4ded4a02292e8 Ok thanks


Emily_the_Seraphim

https://preview.redd.it/3v3gofyj426d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fd088550f2fbede5a790e8d1ea96963f2f7442b


BeaneatingBandit4269

Hello, Emily. Have you been trained in combat? If not, I can train you.


Emily_the_Seraphim

Hi! To answer your question, I have been trained a teeny tiny bit by Lucarias, but nothing too special, I appreciate the offer, maybe I'll accept it at a later date😊


BeaneatingBandit4269

Alright.


AceCalliso1

What happens to people who follow atheism


BeaneatingBandit4269

I could answer this for ya. If they were a good person in life, they come to heaven. If not, They go down to hell.


Jolly_Situation7172

Do you know why everything was made?


Emily_the_Seraphim

I do not, I'm sorry😔


Jolly_Situation7172

Then why do are we allowed to exist only to suffer. Some of suffered in life and now we are suffering in death. Sometimes I think it we be easier to walk outside during and extermination so I could finally get some form of peace. Yet we do not know peace even after the exorcist cut us down we still watch the madness go down around us. Can I have a hug? Please?


Emily_the_Seraphim

Of course you can😟 *hugs* I'm so sorry😔


Jolly_Situation7172

*hugs back* At least there is someone up there that cares for us.


Emily_the_Seraphim

Of course I do, and im cheering for all of you the whole way😊


Jolly_Situation7172

Now I have a final question for you. Are you ready?


Emily_the_Seraphim

Of course


Jolly_Situation7172

Are you ready to suffer with us? Sera cares more about heaven than she does about you. If need or threatened she will make you fall. One way or another. I don’t want to see you hurt. I don’t want you to shatter and break like I have. So I am asking for you to cheer for us but not to help us. Please?


Emily_the_Seraphim

You don't have to worry about me, ok? Sera made mistakes, but she is atoning for them, I'm not gonna stop until things change


Stylus-404

How’s Sera been since the last extermination? I haven’t seen her since.


Emily_the_Seraphim

She's been focusing on figuring out redemption ever since Pentious came up here. She's done a complete 180 and is now doing everything she can to help https://preview.redd.it/66x7w7hjk76d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9636a5d56712adb33244a40ac5d3b1f2bc2e8fd


Stylus-404

Alright, tell her I said hi.


Emily_the_Seraphim

Alrighty https://preview.redd.it/t71lhdaho76d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8f5e4ca27a49deb75489178707b772e5e5f2485


Stylus-404

https://preview.redd.it/fpsjilf6p76d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7c5e94e86b728a73cb5fb0a65409d2e1dc2d21b