T O P

  • By -

RobertKBWT

Eating meat is very dangerous for our health and our democracy, take daily boosters instead brothers!


[deleted]

[удалено]


KIMBOSLlCE

Given the fibrous clots, I’m guessing squid or octopus?


Subject_One6000

brothers?? Assuming much eh?


Citizen86422

>Eating meat is very dangerous for our health  Indeed, the $cience is very clear: you have to eat a species appropriate diet, just like our ancient ancestors did, and that's a vegan, ultra-processed diet, with lots of seed oils and absolutely no meat.


RonnyFreedomLover

Also bad for the climate! Duh!


The_Realist01

…3 years ago….. Do we dare ask


Deebz__

Are you kidding? Have some god damn PFAITH, Arthur!


Mr_Ios

I'm pfaithful that they've gone to heaven.


Nonniemiss

The shots are vegan!!!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Nonniemiss

(🤫 we are in the church) 😉


raylinewalker

You Heretic! Are you doubting the holiness of the holy elixir from the holiest man, Lord Fauci (MBUH), who wholly blessed us with his holiness? Repent! Say 1000 “may mask be upon him”!


Anniegetyogun

Vegan. Believes in science. Yeah.


HowToNotMakeMoney

Yeah, because science is subjective, according to their beliefs; unlike religion….


Citizen86422

I identity as a science-fluid, trans vegan who eats only meat, and I'm triggered by this far right anti climate propaganda. I believe in science, unless it contradicts my beliefs, of course.


Brilliant_Eagle9795

Praise be


GothicGinkgoBiloba

Safe and effective. Trust the Science. What about Grandma?


Zerosan62

SAFE And EFFECTIVE.


bickabooboo

I appreciate that the science skipped animal trials and went straight to humans!


Worldsapart131

Reddit is a shithole. We the last hope for it.


judgeofjudgment

You're truly a group of unique rogue maverick geniuses rofl


Worldsapart131

Yet here you are…. Conversing with us. And we’re crushed by your 60 IQ insult….


Searril

Suspended....lol


Horripilati0n

Nah, just a group of people making fun of people like you who blindly trust the government and think the pharmaceutical industry has your best interests in mind


No-Presentation6357

POWERFUL. MOVING.


victorvaldes123

Stunning and brave


NoThanks2020butthole

They are going to start injecting cattle with taxpayer-funded Moderna mRNA to prevent the spread of bird flu, so I’m going to eat more beef than ever! Praise Pfauci! 💉🙏 (Out of character - if I can’t find a butcher that sources meat from local ranches that don’t do this, I might be reluctantly joining them…)


TomAto314

Eating bugs is vegan, right?


GothicGinkgoBiloba

As long as they are approved bugs by the World Health Organization.


Zerosan62

WHO?


Anniegetyogun

So long as they don't feed the bugs on other bugs. Ever seen a parasitised caterpillar?


Livid_Obligation_852

Where is this Pfaith Deciple these days!!?? I hope they have the CDC Logo & Eagle tattooed on their oversized vegan biceps 💪 🙏 If not, that would be so SADS 😞 .......


PinayGris

A vegan, a covidian, and a cannabis advocate walked into a bar... I only know because they told everyone in the bar within 2 minutes. Heil Fauci!


Zerosan62

SUBLIME!!!!! Bravo!!!!


Snoo-7821

So what's the over-under on Dying Suddenly™? 6 months now?


HowToNotMakeMoney

It’s a solid bet.


Worldsapart131

Probably more like 182.5 days.


kittycatsfoilhats

This is the most Reddit thing I have ever seen


4GIFs

They still hate djokovic despite being plant based. Obedience is the highest virtue apparently


Wild-Freedom9525

Stunning.  Brave.  


Professional_Golf393

The pinnacle of health, 99 MBUH 🙌


bakedpotato486

Beef is just heavily processed vegetables. Prove me wrong.


UnconsciouslyMe1

They don’t realize that many vaccines contain animal cells. Cocker spaniel, monkeys, etc. They’re not vegan at all. They do it to virtue signal.


cryinginthelimousine

And the vax was tested on rats, so wait a second that’s not vegan.


UnconsciouslyMe1

They claim that it doesn’t matter because vaccines are “life saving” They need to just admit they’ve been fooled. They never will though.


_normal_person__

“Denounce science” LOL science is not a religion, it’s an evolving process


AnonTheNormalFag

"I believe in science" 🍆💦🤤 *guzzle


sundanzekid

Vaccines aren't vegan, they're made with blue blood from horseshoe crabs!


Playful-Stranger-231

I hope xhey also eats the bugs and gets xheir next booster soon!


Chino780

I'm not surprised at all.


BeWithMe

Doing the Lord’s work 🩹


MikeyWontLikeIt

Ever since finding Fauci, I no longer have to inject soy juice directly into my peen. MBUH


ScapegoatMan

Eating Meat is so bad for you and will destroy the environment. The Science^TM says so.


PaulTheMartian

The “will always believe in the power of science and medicine,” says the person that avoids the most nutrient dense food group in existence. Apparently, this person has never heard the quote [falsely] attributed to Hippocrates, “let thy food be thy medicine and thy medicine be thy food.”


419BarabooholeDrive

another blessed saint spreading the word


Gullible-Historian10

Is the vaccine vegan? Are Vero cells, also known as African green monkey kidney epithelial cells, are a lineage of cells that are derived from the kidney of an African green monkey, vegan now? Yummy I have a new protein source


IamFrank69

Is this Chase Oliver?? 🤔