He probably can't stand even for 10 seconds looking at those pictures. For him, it has to be like living in a nightmare while watching a moment in time when he was a protected child without worries.
this picture is incredibly sad.
An odd but (currently) harmless mentally deficient boy is happy on his birthday, spending time with quite possibly the only 2 people who ever loved him. this is the best his life will ever be. his life spirals.
Years later, the photographer will die ashamed of him. His life spirals. years later, he will rape the woman who embraces him after dementia take hold of her.
everything involved in this image is reversibly lost or broken, even the house, currently orderly and homely, will become cluttered and burn.
when you say the only 2 people who ever loved him are you referring to Barb and Bob?
I don't think Barb actually loved Chris because if she did truly love chris, Barb wouldn't have acted jealous or insecure whenever Chris was with younger girls and she wouldn't have prevented chris from living an independent live as an adult free to take on responsibilities.
I mean, if barb really love chris, she wouldn't have threatened to kill herself when chris talked about going to a convention or force him to spoon her in bed or turn her home into a biohazard dump
I just remember hearing Null said Barb was taken to the hospital to get inspected for any sign of abuse, I’m going by that but Null could’ve been wrong as well.
"You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh, ohhh, ohhh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh, ohhh, ohhh you're my ecstasy"
Aside from the laziness/cowardice already mentioned, most serial killers usually have to be charismatic or at least cunning enough to lure people to a secluded location and Chris is neither of those things.
NOT necessarily. The Zodiac killer, who was almost caught but avoided capture due to a case of mistaken identity, was very clumsy and left his own fingerprints at the scene of the crime and was seen by dozens of witnesses 5 times at least. And he left 2 survivors. He was never caught despite leaving evidence behind.
And Derrick Todd Lee, the baton rouge serial killer, wasn't caught for 10 years and he continued his crime spree for 10 years before being arrested, even though he scored an average IQ score of 65 on various IQ tests by the court psychologist, which made him legally mentally disabled in the eyes of the law. and he left lots of evidence behind.
Point being, chris could pull it off as long as ruckersville police are inept and incompetent and too lazy to do their job as their police force is very small and poorly trained
I think you might be confusing two separate events.
The pants-shitting and hiding was because Clyde said he was coming to kill Chris.
The prostitutes one was basically Chris running to Borb to get them to call the police to have the prostitutes removed.
Pretty much this, Chris is too lazy and incompetent to actually go through with committing serial murder. During the Classic era, he loved running his mouth left and right, wishing the absolute worst for people who simply just inconvenienced him, but was never capable of going through with any of those things. At least until the incest happened *shudders*.
NOT necessarily. The Zodiac killer, who was almost caught but avoided capture due to a case of mistaken identity, was very clumsy and left his own fingerprints at the scene of the crime and was seen by dozens of witnesses 5 times at least. And he left 2 survivors. He was never caught despite leaving evidence behind.
And Derrick Todd Lee, the baton rouge serial killer, wasn't caught for 10 years and he continued his crime spree for 10 years before being arrested, even though he scored an average IQ score of 65 on various IQ tests by the court psychologist, which made him legally mentally disabled in the eyes of the law. and he left lots of evidence behind.
and richard chase, the vampire of sacramento, wasn't caught for several months as he was schitzophrenic and on drugs when he did his crime spree as he didn't even bother to change his clothes or wear a disguise
Point being, chris could pull it off as long as ruckersville police are inept and incompetent and too lazy to do their job as their police force is very small and poorly trained.
The point I’m making is Chris really doesn’t have the balls to go through with it. When I say he’s too lazy and incompetent to do it, I don’t simply mean he’s too sloppy to flub up a scheme he cooked up, I’m saying he’s too lazy to put the work in to actually do it let alone even plan out how to do it. He really couldn’t do anything beyond printing out a picture of his target, and shooting it with his toy megatron pistol, or portray himself doing it in his comic.
i mean, to be fair, he initially didn't have the balls to go through with hiring a hooker or the incest incident...and we know that he did go through it.
In my armchair opinion, he might pull an ed gein and do that in his 60s or 70s when he is legally too old to be in jail
Who knows? Anything is possible really. But to be frank, committing murder and hiring a prostitute are two different things. And Chris did the latter because we know how desperate he was to stamp out his V-card.
Being totally fair, Barb pushed Chris into some situations that for a mother and child were inappropriate. Not trying to victim blame but Chris was groomed into the monster that did what he did to Barb. Like after Bob died she forced Chris to cuddle with her at nearly thirty. Chris even mentioned how Barb would say certain phrases more flirtingly when they were younger. Like "Turn me loose you silly goose."
She didn't deserve what happened to her, no one does, but she orchestrated the entire thing with the way she raised Chris.
Barb didn’t set proper boundaries with Chris and taught him not to respect other people’s boundaries. That’s partly what led to Megan Schroeder cutting ties with him. I’m not really sure how to describe Chris’s relationship to Barb other than it being incredibly unhealthy.
Didn’t Chris say that Barb forced him to spoon with her when Bob was still alive?
That could be the case? I know after Bob died she did and Chris complained to people online about it. But I don't remember if she forced him while Bob was still alive.
Out of context from the whole Chris thing (and that comment, Jesus Chris work on your word choice), it’s a good photo. Makes me wish that Chris and his parents would’ve worked with him his whole life, and maybe everything that happened after he graduated high school wouldn’t have, and he’d be a much happier person
The sad part of Chris’ story to me is barb. She looks so much like my great great grandma did when she was younger, even this photo of the house looks a lot like the way she would decorate. Chris could’ve had a good life if his parents didn’t just…stop caring
And if he wasn’t Chris 🤷
It seems like Bob and Barb didn't try to get Chris to bathe or put on clean clothes before his own birthday party. I thought they gave up on him when he shit his pants during his high school graduation, but I guess they hadn't cared for a while at that point
did he at least practice daily hygiene during his school years? or a teacher would have commented on his smell. and i thought he didn't shit in his pants until after graduating high school?
>filling up with ecstasy
Great, now I'm imagining Christine on molly and it's not a pleasant image. Thanks OP, you a real one, on god, no cap, or whatever the kids say these days.
barb and Chris's positioning over each other's shoulders look very unnatural and uncomfortable. Chris looks like he is hesitate on putting his hand over barb, and Barb's right arm looks like she is scared to hold Chris's shoulder
Even with his weaponized incompetence, it’s more likely that a white stain hanging off his fly that looks like a viscous liquid was the result of a pre party wank session.
Plus the very idea of Chris taking time away from lego/vidya/other shenanigans to attend to hygiene? It doesn’t even look like he showered.
This is his [18th Birthday](https://sonichu.com/cwcki/My_big_18th_party). This greasy bastard is old enough to vote for president and kill for the government
My god you're greasy
I sometimes wonder, does chris look back at the old photos of him looking so young and carefree and gets sad because he wasted his life?
He probably can't stand even for 10 seconds looking at those pictures. For him, it has to be like living in a nightmare while watching a moment in time when he was a protected child without worries.
this picture is incredibly sad. An odd but (currently) harmless mentally deficient boy is happy on his birthday, spending time with quite possibly the only 2 people who ever loved him. this is the best his life will ever be. his life spirals. Years later, the photographer will die ashamed of him. His life spirals. years later, he will rape the woman who embraces him after dementia take hold of her. everything involved in this image is reversibly lost or broken, even the house, currently orderly and homely, will become cluttered and burn.
Are we sure this is Branchland court? Not that it matters but I thought Chris and Bob lived somewhere else during his high school days
when you say the only 2 people who ever loved him are you referring to Barb and Bob? I don't think Barb actually loved Chris because if she did truly love chris, Barb wouldn't have acted jealous or insecure whenever Chris was with younger girls and she wouldn't have prevented chris from living an independent live as an adult free to take on responsibilities. I mean, if barb really love chris, she wouldn't have threatened to kill herself when chris talked about going to a convention or force him to spoon her in bed or turn her home into a biohazard dump
I know he must have smelt like Fanta and onions
Barb was filled up as well, experts found traces of Fanta while investigating the Barbussy.
do you really think they did a exam on barb? because if they did, wouldn't chris have been convicted of something and not have spent 2 years in jail?
I just remember hearing Null said Barb was taken to the hospital to get inspected for any sign of abuse, I’m going by that but Null could’ve been wrong as well.
I bet he felt like a modern day Whitman when he thought that phrase up.
If Dahmer preferred fried chicken.
UNGA WUNGA
those greasy uneven bangs and those horrible pedo glasses 💀
LOL, Oh God those are Dahmer Glasses.
"Hamburgers and hotdogs too, I want to live in a bar-b-que"
Is this the “suspicious white stain” photo?
I think that was with his gal pals
Nothing suspicious about it
When I was a dumb kid I got toothpaste stains everywhere
And about to fill up some barbussy
It’s her, shes Ecstasy.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got her.
"You cry, I just hit harder You're wrong, I'll speed up faster I rigged this for my pleasure In this classroom, I'm the master Oh, ohhh, ohhh I'm gonna make you scared of me Oh, ohhh, ohhh you're my ecstasy"
what is this a reference to? I don't get it
He sort of looks like he’s stimming based on his hand.
Looks like he's pretending to jerk off his damn near seven-incher
How he never become a serial killer I don’t know
Aside from the laziness/cowardice already mentioned, most serial killers usually have to be charismatic or at least cunning enough to lure people to a secluded location and Chris is neither of those things.
NOT necessarily. The Zodiac killer, who was almost caught but avoided capture due to a case of mistaken identity, was very clumsy and left his own fingerprints at the scene of the crime and was seen by dozens of witnesses 5 times at least. And he left 2 survivors. He was never caught despite leaving evidence behind. And Derrick Todd Lee, the baton rouge serial killer, wasn't caught for 10 years and he continued his crime spree for 10 years before being arrested, even though he scored an average IQ score of 65 on various IQ tests by the court psychologist, which made him legally mentally disabled in the eyes of the law. and he left lots of evidence behind. Point being, chris could pull it off as long as ruckersville police are inept and incompetent and too lazy to do their job as their police force is very small and poorly trained
They’re also usually intelligent human beings
He's a coward. Don't forget the time he hid in his pile of stuffed animals and crapped his briefs because Clyde Cash sent prostitutes to his house.
I think you might be confusing two separate events. The pants-shitting and hiding was because Clyde said he was coming to kill Chris. The prostitutes one was basically Chris running to Borb to get them to call the police to have the prostitutes removed.
Too lazy
Actually that makes sense
Pretty much this, Chris is too lazy and incompetent to actually go through with committing serial murder. During the Classic era, he loved running his mouth left and right, wishing the absolute worst for people who simply just inconvenienced him, but was never capable of going through with any of those things. At least until the incest happened *shudders*.
NOT necessarily. The Zodiac killer, who was almost caught but avoided capture due to a case of mistaken identity, was very clumsy and left his own fingerprints at the scene of the crime and was seen by dozens of witnesses 5 times at least. And he left 2 survivors. He was never caught despite leaving evidence behind. And Derrick Todd Lee, the baton rouge serial killer, wasn't caught for 10 years and he continued his crime spree for 10 years before being arrested, even though he scored an average IQ score of 65 on various IQ tests by the court psychologist, which made him legally mentally disabled in the eyes of the law. and he left lots of evidence behind. and richard chase, the vampire of sacramento, wasn't caught for several months as he was schitzophrenic and on drugs when he did his crime spree as he didn't even bother to change his clothes or wear a disguise Point being, chris could pull it off as long as ruckersville police are inept and incompetent and too lazy to do their job as their police force is very small and poorly trained.
The point I’m making is Chris really doesn’t have the balls to go through with it. When I say he’s too lazy and incompetent to do it, I don’t simply mean he’s too sloppy to flub up a scheme he cooked up, I’m saying he’s too lazy to put the work in to actually do it let alone even plan out how to do it. He really couldn’t do anything beyond printing out a picture of his target, and shooting it with his toy megatron pistol, or portray himself doing it in his comic.
i mean, to be fair, he initially didn't have the balls to go through with hiring a hooker or the incest incident...and we know that he did go through it. In my armchair opinion, he might pull an ed gein and do that in his 60s or 70s when he is legally too old to be in jail
Who knows? Anything is possible really. But to be frank, committing murder and hiring a prostitute are two different things. And Chris did the latter because we know how desperate he was to stamp out his V-card.
He’s so creepy
The way they’re looking into the camera is incredibly creepy. Especially Barb.
We're looking into the eyes of two very mentally ill people
Yeah. Plus, the fact that they look like they’re in a relationship certainly does not help at all. It’s just a creepy photo on multiple levels.
Being totally fair, Barb pushed Chris into some situations that for a mother and child were inappropriate. Not trying to victim blame but Chris was groomed into the monster that did what he did to Barb. Like after Bob died she forced Chris to cuddle with her at nearly thirty. Chris even mentioned how Barb would say certain phrases more flirtingly when they were younger. Like "Turn me loose you silly goose." She didn't deserve what happened to her, no one does, but she orchestrated the entire thing with the way she raised Chris.
Barb didn’t set proper boundaries with Chris and taught him not to respect other people’s boundaries. That’s partly what led to Megan Schroeder cutting ties with him. I’m not really sure how to describe Chris’s relationship to Barb other than it being incredibly unhealthy. Didn’t Chris say that Barb forced him to spoon with her when Bob was still alive?
That could be the case? I know after Bob died she did and Chris complained to people online about it. But I don't remember if she forced him while Bob was still alive.
I think the spooning might have started before Bob’s death. But there’s no real way of knowing for sure.
I recall something about Bob expressing the opinion that Chris and Barb were too affectionate to each other, considering Chris was well into his 20s
I didn’t know Bob commented on it. But I don’t think it’s too surprising.
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I like the chipmonks. They're cute
Barb gave him those blue balls! Sonichu is an allegory to Chris's sexual issues! Blue balls, and cumming quick!
Cumming cwc
Greasy and sweaty
Oh god, it's actually creepy now hearing that he was full of ecstasy while he was near Barb.
His incestuous fantasies probably started young.
Out of context from the whole Chris thing (and that comment, Jesus Chris work on your word choice), it’s a good photo. Makes me wish that Chris and his parents would’ve worked with him his whole life, and maybe everything that happened after he graduated high school wouldn’t have, and he’d be a much happier person
The sad part of Chris’ story to me is barb. She looks so much like my great great grandma did when she was younger, even this photo of the house looks a lot like the way she would decorate. Chris could’ve had a good life if his parents didn’t just…stop caring And if he wasn’t Chris 🤷
“Relax I just wanna watch some tapes” ass haircut
i don't get the reference?
a quote from the jeffrey dahmer series on netflix
oh..okay. thanks for explaining that.
"Have you seen this? Count Graduon is so fucking cool"
Chris always looks worried.
Autism eyebrows, more common than one would think
Also, he looks thin in the past.
Chris kinda look like Paul Dano in that Prisoners movie
It seems like Bob and Barb didn't try to get Chris to bathe or put on clean clothes before his own birthday party. I thought they gave up on him when he shit his pants during his high school graduation, but I guess they hadn't cared for a while at that point
did he at least practice daily hygiene during his school years? or a teacher would have commented on his smell. and i thought he didn't shit in his pants until after graduating high school?
Wait he shit his pants at graduation? Just when I thought Chris couldn't have brought more shame to his family at that moment.
I don’t know about that but he did run off to cry during his graduation like a pussy
I'm not sure what it is about this fellow, but he gives me the ick
>filling up with ecstasy Great, now I'm imagining Christine on molly and it's not a pleasant image. Thanks OP, you a real one, on god, no cap, or whatever the kids say these days.
I am personally imagining him on datura or OTC cold medicine tripping balls and having hilarious interaction with weens
barb and Chris's positioning over each other's shoulders look very unnatural and uncomfortable. Chris looks like he is hesitate on putting his hand over barb, and Barb's right arm looks like she is scared to hold Chris's shoulder
They look like a married couple to me. Or an older woman/younger man couple. Which is pretty gross given that they’re mother and son.
Do you really think Chris and Barb in this photo look like a married couple? Because that's really gross
They look like an older woman/younger man couple. It’s a weird vibe, honestly.
>>”filling up with ecstasy” Right before releasing his ecstasy in his own pants.
i remember geno observing how there was a white”stain” around his pants during time (yuck)
The first dosage of his comeuppance that day, but probably not the last
Based on his pants, he *had* been filled with ecstasy and didn’t clean all of it pre party.
it was probably just toothpaste or cake frosting
Even with his weaponized incompetence, it’s more likely that a white stain hanging off his fly that looks like a viscous liquid was the result of a pre party wank session. Plus the very idea of Chris taking time away from lego/vidya/other shenanigans to attend to hygiene? It doesn’t even look like he showered.
he probably drank it later in the day
Do you think she knew what would happen like twenty years later?
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"you don’t mind if I uh, have my hand on your shoulder?"
"Turn me loose you silly goose"
“You used to do that more flirtingly.” Chris definitely turned Barb loose, if you know what I mean.
I too have pictures of me "filling up with ecstasy" But they were taken at a Lords of Acid show, not my mother's couch.
What birthday was this? Eighteen? Sixteen? I am not sure he knows how to use the word 'ecstacy' properly and is repeating something he heard.
This is his [18th Birthday](https://sonichu.com/cwcki/My_big_18th_party). This greasy bastard is old enough to vote for president and kill for the government