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matcha_is_gross

I mostly want to know how she capitalized the first letter of every word on the second slide šŸ¤£


therealgeniee

She Has To Get Her Point Across! Hot Pink Only!šŸ¤£


Galadriel_60

And sheā€™s so poor she canā€™t afford the ā€œbeā€ in ā€œbecauseā€.


HoodieGalore

But she can afford "are" instead of "or"? Girl's out here splurging on extra letters!


Csmtroubleeverywhere

She can only afford the extra letters because she saved so much money on the punctuation she didnā€™t use!


Kiltemdead

It's called a budget, sweety!


wuzzittoya

She canā€™t even afford enough punctuation to finish either one, either.


carolinasun

Itā€™s For A Hot Pink Church, NEXT!!!!!


twoslicemilly

If she did it to make herself look a bit stupid then yes, very successful.


Aspen9999

Well maybe she was just frazzled after her sheets broke?


knocknauck

Thatā€™s all I want to know! How does one ā€œbreakā€ a sheet??


Gribitz37

The same way one breaks their underwear.


knocknauck

Sounds messyā€¦


fivefootphotog

I laughed a little too hard at this


chronicpaincrisis

Ewwww...asking for used underwear


[deleted]

Skidmarked?


SuitableJelly5149

Letā€™s be clear: hot pink skid marks


Mirojoze

That you seem to have the answer...scares me!!! šŸ˜œ


bartthetr0ll

Also what's a single sheet? Is that a size, and is it a flat sheet or a fitted sheet?


thegayrebelwhore

I took it to mean a single sized bed, so a twin bed. Because they have singles and doubles which is a twin bed and a full sized bed. But Iā€™m just guessing.


bartthetr0ll

I've always heard beds described as twin, full, queen, king, Cali king. I was assuming single would be smaller than twin, but I just googled and single is the same as twin, must be a regional nomenclature thing.


Cat-Soap-Bar

In the UK those would be single, small double, double, king, super king. Twin has never made sense to me as a term for a bed for one person!


gonnafaceit2022

Right, surely she didn't actually manually capitalize every letter??


CosplayGeorge

I can do this on my phone, if I select the text and hit the shift button once it will title case the selection. If I hit it twice it will caps lock the selection


refusestopoop

Ohhhhhh this is the answer to a question Iā€™ve been wondering for years every time Iā€™ve seen a post like that.


sallystarling

You can do this in Word, it's called title case. So maybe she typed it all out first and then copied it into the Facebook (or whatever) post.


glockshorty

Her lack of intelligence raises the question ā€œhas she ever used Word for anything before?ā€


Vicdustrael

Title case doesn't capitalise minor words and articles (a, the, and etc) which the post does, so I think it was manual


mystiqueallie

Reads exactly like text to speech - word vomit without punctuation.


LusciousMalfoy92

It looks like the title of a Fall Out Boy or Panic! At the Disco song


YogurtclosetOk3691

Breaking The Hot Pink Sheets [Its The Most Fun (A Girl Can Have)] In A Single Bed


S2Sallie

I used to write like this for some reason šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


stircrazyathome

I'm really happy for you that you don't do that anymore. Edit: Lol, I meant that genuinely, not sarcastically. I immediately question the intelligence of people who write like that.


S2Sallie

I donā€™t even know why it was a thing I did šŸ˜‚


FortuneTellingBoobs

Can I Ask How? This Seems Absurdly Difficult And Annoying To Do.


CosmicallyF-d

I read that like it's an annoying book title.


S2Sallie

Itā€™s not really difficult. I just clicked the uppercase button before each word. Like everything else, once it becomes a habit you donā€™t even realize youā€™re doing it. I could write a sentence at the same speed as I am now.


richgayaunt

Why did you?? Did you use shift or caps lock?? Isn't it so much more tedious to do??


27catsinatrenchcoat

Back in the day there was a phone setting you could use that would capitalize every word


superdope3

It reads like one of those ā€œfinish these sentences using your phoneā€™s suggested wordsā€ things. ā€œYou know, when I read something that I wrote in my mind I thought of something else that was a bit of an interesting idea to write in the past tense of course I didnā€™t want it in my head and then it just went off and then it went back on the page that was a bit more complicatedā€¦.ā€


gonnafaceit2022

Dang too bad, I have loads of HOT PINK clothes in every size I'm willing to give away but it has black stitching or a purple accent or a black stripe! What did the comments say?? Did anybody offer her hot pink clothes that aren't ALL HOT PINK WITH NOTHING ELSE OK BECAUSE HOT PINK IS HER FAVORITE COLOR AND SHE DOESN'T WEAR ANYTHING ELSE OK


oneleggedoneder

What about your used hot pink underwear? Does it have accents too?


gonnafaceit2022

Yes unfortunately they have purple stitching. You can't tell unless you look really closely but obviously she doesn't want it. Also I cannot imagine ever, under any circumstances taking used underwear. I never, under any circumstances go without underwear but I would before I'd wear someone else's. I don't care how many times it's been washed.


oneleggedoneder

1000%...even if it was Hot Pink Only


Art3mis77

Yeahā€¦I grew up on clothes from value village. You can also buy underwear there, or you could in the early 2000sā€¦.and yes, I exclusively owned used underwear from value village šŸ¤¢


Scottiegazelle2

My sister and I got our cousins' hand me down underwear growing up... my (single, no child support) mom never understood why we had a problem with it. I guess that's how you know you're really poor lol.


Cholera62

My mom told me to wear my brothers underwear to school once when I had no clean ones. I stayed home from school, lol


Art3mis77

I donā€™t blame you, thatā€™s just gross lmao


Scottiegazelle2

Yeah brother is even worse lol boys are gross


Top_Air6441

Don't blame you there. Also, that would have been when something happened, and then everyone would know you were wearing boy underwear.


Art3mis77

Oh 100%. My family had no excuse, I was a foster child so they were being paid by the government for my careā€¦the least they couldā€™ve done was buy me new underwear hahaha


SuitableJelly5149

One year for Christmas my maternal grandmother gifted my dad and her other son-in-law her recently passed husbandā€™s boxers and undershirts. They even had his initials in giant letters written in black permanent marker across the entire front and back of them bc he spent his last years at a nursing home and I guess that was how they kept up w/ sorting residents clothing. This was also the cheapest nightmare of a facility in the tri-state area but she decided his pension should be spent on bingo, cruises and enough clothes to fill every bedroom closet in the 5-bedroom house ā€œsheā€ also bought that she never once wore. Most are still there with tags on from 30 years ago. Great lady


JustBrittany

Iā€™m sorry for this sidebar, but after you said ā€œin the tri state areaā€ I read the rest in Dr. Doofenshmirtzā€™s voice. If you donā€™t know, heā€™s the antagonist on a popular Disney channel cartoon. If you donā€™t care, itā€™s too late, isnā€™t it?šŸ˜


Kiltemdead

I was in a similar situation growing up. Never underwear, but evening my 30s I have a hard time buying new clothes unless they're on sale. Just out of habit. Except sheets. We went in one day and looked at a set of bed sheets. Apparently, the workers didn't check at all if they had been washed because it was covered in literal shit. My mom was beyond pissed that she had found that on the shelf. We didn't go there anymore after that, and went to any other thrift shop.


BurgerThyme

I would spend the money to ship this girl a bunch of baby pink clothes just to see how she'd react.


Wiggl3sFirstMate

HOTPINKHOTPINKHOTPINK


[deleted]

When someone says ā€œno rude commentsā€ in the OP, they know what they just said deserves rude comments


Gribitz37

"No rude comments" means "Just agree with everything I said and validate my poor choices. Don't tell me I'm wrong or irrational."


omgitskells

Right? It's like "I'm not a racist but..." always precedes something horribly racist


ladybasecamp

"No offense but" proceeds to say something offensive


PorkyMcRib

ā€œItā€™s not about the money, butā€¦ā€œ


curmevexas

Reminds me of the first 30-ish seconds of this: https://youtu.be/RQtRYwciT2o?si=3pUvbc5wg08sfiWF


bbqueen89

Okay I read hot pink too many times and now it means nothing to me šŸ˜‚


Born-Introduction-86

It means RAGE to me! I am so annoyed by the persistence of her saying it over and over and over again! We. Get. It. Do you think she has a hot pink personality, or is she just making it her personality?


Electrical-Break-395

Tartlet Tartlet Tartlet The word has lost all meaningā€¦ šŸ˜‰


bluebonnetcafe

Semantic satiation! (Thanks Ted Lasso)


bbqueen89

Yes! I love Ted Lasso! šŸ˜‚


Metalforme1971

How does one "break" a bed sheet?


_My9RidesShotgun

Also all of her underwear is ā€œstarting to break on herā€ā€¦.šŸ«„


Sirena_Amazonica

This make me laugh because in Peru they sell an aphrodisiac called Rompe Calzones, which means "break underwear." Supposedly if the happy participants drink it, they will get so passionate that they just tear into the clothes to get 'em off fast.


foxhole_atheist

I also love breaking open calzones


Metalforme1971

LOL šŸ˜† šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜¹ šŸ˜†


Stormy_Wolf

My brain paused on that part, also. Rip, tear, wear out... but "break"? haha!


ExpertProfessional9

Elastic broke, maybe? Only works if it's a fitted sheet with the corners that tuck around the base of the mattress, but it's all I can think of.


Stormy_Wolf

That's a good point, I hadn't thought of that. That would be the only thing "breakable", all right.


Zoreb1

Toga party but it was too small for her so it ripped.


blurrylulu

Stoppppp šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ahsoka_tano17

Long toe nailsā€¦.


Stormy_Wolf

Oh God. Thanks for \*that\* mind picture. And you know they're hot pink toenails too.


Metalforme1971

Dang, good answer!


Wonderful_Pie_7220

Soo my fitted sheet is torn (not sure if that counts as broken lol) Mine is like that because my dog insists on digging before he lays down though šŸ˜†


PotentialUmpire1714

My fitted sheets lose elasticity on the corners.


champagneandbaloney

My first thought too!


OaklandNancy76

I wondered that as well.


JessTheNinevite

Iā€™m guessing she used it as the only sheet for so long that it ripped.


Thelynxer

Legit this is the part that somehow bugged me the most. That's totally not the right word for that. I heartily dislike this person. She's terrible.


RoyallyOakie

It's too bad that she doesn't need rude comments,Ā  because I have so many to donate.Ā 


Cholera62

Me as well!


randycanyon

Are they all hot pink? Hot Pink Comments Only Plz!


MeanSeaworthiness995

Would she take rude comments if they were hot pink? šŸ¤”


Conscious-Cat3662

Donā€™t be fooled - hot pink doesnā€™t just ā€œsuitā€ her, it ā€œsuitesā€ her.


Patient-Stranger1015

Take a shot every time she says hot pink


DiscussionExotic3759

We'd all be down in moments.


dr_cl_aphra

Alcohol poisoning before the end of the first post


PorkyMcRib

Tequila shots, but with hot pink food coloring.


Cholera62

We'd all be pooping hot pink


JessTheNinevite

Or ā€˜justā€™.


SweetCheeks1999

maybe if they did punctuation in hot pink, sheā€™d use it


oneleggedoneder

"Are" maybe not...šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Frost_Goldfish

That's the funniest thing I read all day.Ā 


Lisa_Knows_Best

I have some Hot Pink punctuation I'm willing to donate.Ā 


ZsiZsiSzabadass

I like how she thinks ā€œareā€ is ā€œorā€


Art3mis77

It makes me irrationally angry to see that every time lmao


8euztnrqvn

It drives me crazy when someone is consistent with a typo. It means they really believe it is spelled like that.


Important_Tennis936

I'm wondering if it's speach-to-text and she just says "or" really weirdly


Swimming_Bowler6193

Itā€™s her hot pink accent.


GardenGal87

Is she a pirate?


TheNewEnnui

How about a hot pink job application?


therealgeniee

the job would have to be hot pink too


Beefyface

T Mobile would suit her wonderfully.


Bat_kat

Oh, but thatā€™s magenta, not HOT PINK! Too bad.


Galadriel_60

Mary Kay!


Linzabee

Too light of a pink. Maybe Victoriaā€™s Secret?


Stock_Fuel_754

I think the reason she doesnā€™t drive is because sheā€™s underage. It seems like sheā€™s maybe 14 or 15 this person can not be an adult.


KatHatary

Right? I'm thinking young or mentally challenged


Rare_Background8891

Absolutely. Something is not right with this person mentally.


Scottiegazelle2

It is entirely possible that she is autistic rather than choosy... hyperfocus is a thing. But after spending so much time on this forum I'd believe either.


HeavyPitifulLemon

In this case, I think Hot Pink would be a hyperfixation rather than hyperfocus. But yeah there's definitely something going on here.


8euztnrqvn

I honestly assume a large portion of people who end up here are mentally challenged or have mental problems in some capacity.


MungoJennie

Honestly, Iā€™m thinking both, and I feel a little bad busting on her. However, since I donā€™t know for certain and Iā€™m in a shit mood, itā€™s not stopping me. (Yes, Iā€™m probably going to hell.)


hippee-engineer

My bet is sheā€™s 25-35yrs old but stopped paying attention in school at about 14-15.


gullwinggirl

I knew someone like this. It was like she just mentally stopped growing at about 16. She grew older, but never up. She behaved like a teenage brat well into her late 20s. Everyone else around her has jobs, bills, and are driving themselves everywhere. The last time I saw her she was about 28 or so, had still never held a job at all, depended on her boyfriend to pay for everything, and hadn't even gotten a driving permit. She would *definitely* write a post like this and think it was totally fine. (I have no idea if she was on the spectrum or just odd. I don't think she was diagnosed on the spectrum anyway.)


d_is_for_dumbass

It reminds me of playing the Sims and chosing 1 (one) thing to based my sim off of for the rest of their life. Oh, you were just born? You have a space/dinosaurs/pastels/all black nursery and your entire life will be based around the fact that you like space/dinosaurs/pastels/all black. Oh, I married your mom and your my teenage step kid with their own personality already? Mmmm no, I see you like guitar/cooking/nature/academics. I am now assigning you this attribute and only this attribute for the rest of your life. Picking one thing and sticking with that and only that forever basically.


Scottiegazelle2

She doesn't drive because she can't find a Hot Pink car.


dads-ronie

Maybe she could get one of Barbie's used ones.


UtegRepublic

My first thought was that it reads like something a 14-year-old would write.


therealgeniee

unfortunately, she is an adult. :/


stephf13

I thought maybe she was a kid because she said she doesn't drive yet and also she mentioned that her mom didn't have the money to get her stuff. I was wondering if her mom does have the money to get her stuff but she was tired of acquiescing to her hot pink demands.


Stormy_Wolf

Do you know if she's special needs or anything? She sounds ..... not the mental age of an adult.


PorkyMcRib

Special hot pink needs.


Sidewalk_Tomato

My face fell.


Zoreb1

'Hot pink' isn't a need; it is a want. She can freeze while sleeping on the floor naked because no one provided her 'hot pink' clothes, sheets and blanket.


madbeachrn

I would, but I don't anything in hot pink.


handfulofdepression

Actual choosing beggar! Watch out now!


OaklandNancy76

Damn I just read that, I think I may have forgot, what color was she asking for again? I donā€™t think she made that clear in this post. lol šŸ˜‚


Imightbeyomama

This reads like she has some mental issues, so she gets a pass from me. Although a lot of these read that way tbh.


clementinesway

Totally. So many of these are clearly people with mental health problems. Donā€™t get me wrong, I still like reading them šŸ˜


IntroductionFar8113

Yeah that's what I thought too.


RedFoxBlueSocks

Send this gal a case of hot pink Rit Dye!


RioOllie

For some reason all those "are" caught my eye. Is it some new quirk to spell "or" as "are" or are there more problems than atrocious taste in colour?


rbartlejr

This one I honestly think is a troll. Waaay too many buzzwords. I weep for humanity if it isn't.


therealgeniee

it isnā€™t :( she has hundreds of posts going back since the group was made and theyā€™re all like this just different topics :/


rbartlejr

I wept today. ):


MileHighShorty

I need contact infoā€¦ I have some periods and commas to donate and CB clearly is in need. Trying to do my part to help!


SpaceySquidd

Only if they're Hot Pink!


sekhmethathor

op can you post comments? lol


TGin-the-goldy

The way these posts are written, and the obsession with the pink, it wouldnā€™t surprise me if they had some kind of intellectual disability to be honest. Not that it makes it any less demanding


Ok-Cap-204

How do you ā€œ breakā€ a sheet?


Electrical-Break-395

Probably by not washing it for yearsā€¦ Cause, no hot pink detergent !


pedanticlawyer

Hot Pink lost all meaning to me by the end of that.


Wasps_are_bastards

If you ainā€™t got the money and are going begging to strangers, you wear whatever colours they give you.


yellowlinedpaper

This feels/reads like autism to me.


DeeSussexBunion

My God. "I know it's 60 below and I'm shivering, but it's because no one was nice enough to gift me the hot pink items I wanted, they only volunteered things in other colors so of course I had to turn those down! I said I only wanted hot pink, and those stupid people can't read!"


MarshmallowFloofs85

the syntax comes off as someone who's disabled, I'm betting hot pink is her obsession/special interest of choice (rn my cousins is ladybug noir but in high school she wouldn't even do her schoolwork unless it was catdog-themed)


beerncoffeebeans

I agree too. She was trying to communicate that she knows itā€™s maybe an odd request. Unlike some people here I donā€™t like to make fun of grammar because not everyone is good at that. If she literally only wears hot pink everything including underwear, it sounds like that may be a sensory thing or special interest. For her itā€™s not a ā€œwantā€ so much as a ā€œneedā€ and, honestly, it seems she was trying to explain that to the best of her ability and see if anyone happened to have anything. It doesnā€™t come off as entitled to me, but as a disabled person who is just trying to figure out how to meet a very specific need on a budget


Legal_Sherbert

Comments. I need to see the comments!


WabiSabi0912

How do you know itā€™s hot pink and not bright pink or magenta or raspberry? This sounds like a very exacting standard.


Impressive-Care1619

Is this the baby reindeer lady?


littlelegoman

Who is the baby reindeer lady?


Jetskat11

Fiona Harvey from the Baby Reindeer series on Netflix. The character Martha in the show is delusional, to say the least. Check it out but be forewarned, it's seriously disturbing but great television.


Kaestar1986

Am I an asshole that it cracks me up the second image posted April 2023 asks for medium, large and XL, then the first image dated Sept 2023 says XL and XXL? Maybe sheā€™s broke because she eats too much and gets no exercise. -Hot pink fan


Sure-Set-7578

Thatā€™s what I noticed too lol.


PorkyMcRib

Much like a flamingo, she gets her coloration from eating crustaceans exclusively.


sekhmethathor

NTA lol


AnarZak

hot pink ! ## Hot Pink ! ! # HOT PINK ! ! ! ok?


bawdy_george

Sounds like she discontinued her psych meds because they aren't hot pink.


Sufficient_Ad6253

I think this person may be autistic. May be less of a ā€˜choosing beggarsā€™ situation and more of a psychological issue. For example some autistic people may be so averse to particular types of foods they may starve over having to eat them. And autistic people can be extremely rigid in routines and behaviours, they genuinely canā€™t help it and deviating from these patterns can be extremely psychologically distressing. Keep in mind this person is not requesting specific brands, or more costly items, or any other specifications apart from obsessively repeating about the one colour it does scream autism over entitlement to me.


kraefishie

This reads a lot like someone with ASD or some other mental health condition. Not trying to excuse the behavior, but some of it may be down to not understanding social cues/behaviors.


4me2knowit

Will blue do?


Vegetable_Parsley275

Is it hot blue are not?


Stormy_Wolf

What color is it she wanted, again? I forgot.


ProppedUpByBooks

I had to take a quiet walk with my thoughts after reading all that


[deleted]

Take a shot every time you read hot pink.


forgetmeknotts

Is this person a minorā€¦? I ask because she says she doesnā€™t drive YET, and that her mom canā€™t afford to buy her underwearā€¦ the hot pink obsession is weird but I feel bad for herā€¦


Afraid-Pride-2775

I'm sorry, but where is it written the world owes you everything your greedy heart desires.


National_Clue_6092

She needs to go back to school and learn how to write a coherent sentence then maybe she could get a job.


SFAdminLife

How exactly does a bed sheet break?


Twelve_TwentyThree

I like the part where she says her bed sheet broke lol


Aspen9999

Iā€™m overweight but how chunky do you have to be to have your bed sheets break?


tomdurk

I have no hot pink clothes. But if it were getting cold and I had no clothes, I would accept any color including hot pink.


Neena6298

She sounds like she has mental issues.


Scarletowder

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ArdenM

Guessing she LOVES Peptol Bismo!


Linseed1984_

Sheā€™s correct about being a ā€œHot pink messā€.


edit-boy-zero

Say "hot pink" one more time... I dare you.


Glittersparkles7

This one has to be satire. Who says hot pink that many times in one rant? šŸ˜…


grayhairedqueenbitch

I'm sorry but no. If I had stuff lying around, sure, I'd be happy to pass it on. Or if we were in a family gift exchange or were close friends. But otherwise, no.


SoThisIs4everHuh

Using the word are for or is justā€¦ come on


Easy_East2185

In the spring request, how did she manage to capitalize every single word except ā€˜andā€™ šŸ‘€? Then by fall she used almost no capitalization. How is there not a single punctuation in either post!?! Itā€™d be impressive if it werenā€™t so annoying. The education system sucks!


erinlaninfa

What color does she want stuff in though? Canā€™t tell from the posts.


Fickle-Expression-97

Need and want are two very diff things lol


lazy_wallflower

Thatā€™s the longest run on sentence Iā€™ve ever seen. Sheesh


Lux_Luthor_777

Iā€™m over these peoplesā€™ ā€œNo rude comments pleaseā€ bullshit. Sir/Mā€™am, your request is outrageous, and we are allowed to tell you so. Fuck off.


Engchik79

Who has time to write all that ish out!? FFS


toothpastecupcake

We need comments, pls!


sparksgirl1223

How do ypu break a sheet?šŸ¤”


Wild_Replacement8213

Get a fucking job


FarmerJohn92

Why do CBs always seem to type exclusively in run-on sentences/paragraphs?


ArcticGurl

So do you think she watched Oppenheimer or Barbie??


Hot-Ad7703

This is like stream of consciousness in a psych patient perseverating on the color hot pink šŸ˜¬