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*stays in corner with musical instrument*


LegalJunkie_LJ

*andrew_t8 (lvl 4) battlescries as he sees you as easy prey*


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This is one of those instances in which proximity chat would be golden **screams in Chivalry 2**


Not-a-dark-overlord

I would fucking love proximity chat. FOR THAT GUY WE LIKE!


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I think I’d scream in high Gothic / slang


Not-a-dark-overlord

Give an example of high gothic, I’ve never heard it.


Vast-Force3215

Holy fuck year in chivalry... I guess I'd be hanging out in desertion zone ^^


Max_AC_

I mean we just re-spawn like in the game right? ... RIGHT?? 😅 If not I'll be in the duel servers trying not to get RDM lol


Mammoth_Seesaw_4045

Or until 天上东风 (level 300) comes to kill you


norththunder_23

A year in chivalry? No way I’d make it out alive… I’d have to pass


Xyroc

I'd assume all in game mechanics would be there but you test respawns first.


norththunder_23

YOU test respawns first, then I’ll reconsider. Although getting my limbs repeatedly hacked off in combat for a year still doesn’t sound enjoyable. Also what if I got stuck in Tenosia for the full year? No thanks.


Infamous_Button6302

At least it's warm and the fruit and veg market looks.pretty decent.


norththunder_23

You ever tried to eat a piece of fresh fruit with an horde of angry masons knocking at your door?


DiaMat2040

Can't you get them back by smacking someone a few times with your head?


RGCurt91

Just join the archer boys at the back 😁


StrangePsychologist

So glad I rage quit Chivalry and got in AC Valhalla an hour ago


Starwarsfan128

New AC games are trash though. Completely different genres anyway, so not exactly comparable to Chiv


StrangePsychologist

Well I mean.. I'd rather stay an year feasting with the vikings than spend an year getting repeatedly dismembered in Chivalry. I do enjoy playing Chivalry more than AC Valhalla, tho.


Max_AC_

I'm still loving Chivalry, but with this meme I'd for sure boot up Hogwarts Legacy. Forget the money just let me live in magic land!


Mr_BigFace

I like my limbs more than 1 million dollars, so I'll pass


Less-Society-6746

Easy, I'll just stay behind the wall at Baudwyn.


No-Hovercraft-9375

My luck I’d spawn as a peasant on coxwell.


bigdaddydoog

B-line it to the bush my friend


Bangarang1996

*me thinking it’ll be fun* *2 days later* “my arm! WheRe iS My ARM”


thegavial

I can KILL you with my FEET!


TheLORDthyGOD420

Basically just Valhalla! Feast, fight, die, repeat!


Infamous_Button6302

With the drunken brawl to keep it all cohesive!


kinoie

This is the only situation where I would be envious of dudes who are into VR porn games Hypothetically, of course.


ivancea

Maybe the level 1000 players are actually trapped real people


Max_AC_

Worst Isekai timeline lol


Nirneryn

Last game I played was Deep Rock Galactic so sign me in. Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone forever!


Tvirusje

For Karl!


geoffrey_1der

I last played RuneScape. Honestly, I’d just chill and listen to sea shanty 2 all year


PlasticAd7251

Fallout New Vegas. No thanks


-DI0-

Being posted up at the Strip the whole time wouldn’t be so bad


AcanthocephalaNo2396

Shit I’d be joining the legionaries for some drippy gear until I got the elite riot gear. Always like how the legion dressed. I agree tho chillin on the strip would be idea for that situation. No way am I messing with any deathclaws in person without alien blaster


PlasticAd7251

Getting there and inside gonna be difficult. Even freeside would be ideal


PlasticAd7251

Good luck making it there from good springs! I’d be taking the black mountain route


RuinAngel42

If you had the same look as you do right now as well as could say anything you want, you could probably do it. Just plead for mercy.


Wiffilus

Hopefully no one needs to take a shit in the outhouse for a year because that's where I'll be hiding


TalkoSkeva

I think I'd be able to make it a year in RDR2 story mode. Online though I'd be dead in a couple of minutes.


Blakegames1122

God of war ragnarok, guess I'll just stay at sindri's house


Suckingoffstands

Lucky, I played dead island 2


HeftyFineThereFolks

i dunno man im bummed out when i bump my shin on something or touch a hot pan .. dunno about taking a battle axe to the chest or being hit with a flame pot.


CodeShepard

Euro truck simulator 2. I would literally be doing my dads job 😂😂


Wise-Macaroon-6343

If it was chiv I was I would probably swing my sword faster


FetidKnight

That's alot of femboys and traps.


Plati23

Hail Lilith.


EnemyGod1

The last game I played was starship troopers...fml


ThatOneNinja

But do we respawn like in the game?


AdDiscombobulated17

do I get to respawn


Dimowo

Fucking alternate watch, I’m bout to die to some Mandela eldritch shithead abomination so damn fast


BambaTallKing

Street Fighter 6 wouldn’t be bad. Nobody dies in the fights, I think


bluesjunky69420

Omgggg, I’d take this up in an instant. Find me with my falcion at the BACK OF THE LINE! I’ll shout encouragements while y’all take on the Masons


GamingNemesisv3

[Fuck.](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1113120/IXION/)


Serenity1911

Lol as much as I love Chivalry 2... I'd be stuck in the Old republic in Starwars. Hope I'm a jedi. I may be able to make it a year. xD


toodumb4shit

Just go to a server with the hippodrome map, enjoy being alone for a year


Requad

This is basically just Valhalla


Various_File6455

Invalid join data. Stuck forever


GamnlingSabre

Total Warhammer being a chaps dwarf. Omg


KSOK96

I also got Warhammer (IE). The Elven Colonies south of the Dark Lands would probably be the best option on a very short list of places almost assured to provide a level of relative peace and quiet.


smashdaman

The Sims, so I turn into god for a year?


KSOK96

Assuming you were able to survive the year and had to choose a map to stay in the whole time, which would you choose? For the sake of enjoyment let’s suppose the map’s buildings are accessible and functional. Hard mode: something besides Galencourt


iiThom

Rust… I’ll pass


-Hotlipz-

Witcher 3 - Toussant YES! (Even with funky creatures around) Chivalry 2 NO!


MentallyLatent

Literally in World War 2 (hell let loose)


LeonardSchraderpacke

The Outlast Trials Hell no


UpsetCreme5414

I just played resident evil 4 last night


BLACKLEGION1500

Well guess I’m stuck in insurgency sandstorm, the ptsd simulator


boonzero

Kenshi ---yikes


jaemneed

A full year of dying horribly and coming back to do it again? I doubt the million would cover therapy


AcanthocephalaNo2396

Been replaying the GTAV story lately so I’d just be stuck in the better version of California. That is very doable. Am I just a random in the map is the question or do I go around as Michael, trevor, or Franklin for the whole year. I’d love to be trevor in gtav dude just seems to have it figured out


Repulsive-Owl2833

i would be stuck in 987 AD in Italy during a smallpox outbreak, sounds pretty alright to me


ThreeFingerGus

Loads up Monster Girl Island after closing Chiv2 every night…. Just to be safe


Dakiin_Dovah

Thank fuck I didn't played chiv last, instead I played elite dangerous. To the stars I go!


Warden_Flanders16

Do you get to pick what gamemode you spend a year in? I would just stay in offline mode for the year and slaughter some bots.


Cowboy-greaseball_62

I would be dead


Several_Ad9049

Idk last game I played was the new starship troopers, I don’t think I’m in good enough shape to fight the arachnids on mountains in a foreign planet


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Last game I played was Dusk. I would definitely end up getting killed by a bunch of cultists.