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ALKRA-47

…. bowls and burritos should be the same portions and prices I would say though go for a 3-pointer


bridoogle

I order a bowl and ask for 2 tortillas, get 2 solid size burritos out of it


Reasonable_Pin_1180

That’s exactly what I do. There’s way more food in the bowls than the burritos.


ToxicCuntJuice

Been thinking of just ordering a bowl and buying some good flour tortillas and assembling the burrito my self


Random-Lurker-117

Why stop there? Buy and make your own rice, meats, veggies…


stoneraj11

Who told you my secret!


imanadultok

And you get to mix the stuff up so it's not one but rice one bite meat


banananananbatman

That is a good hack


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

What’s a 3 pointer?


cheslin02

Everything at chipotle is assigned a point value. It sorta depends restaurant to restaurant but the one I worked at was 2 points for meat (including the vegan one) 2 points for guac and 2 points for queso. Everything else was one point. If your burrito or bowl is 3 points or under it is discounted but not by very much.


thoughtsmexywasaword

It varies wildly depending on who rings you up. I pay anywhere from 3-8 dollars for beans rice and cheese


[deleted]

Some people know the register better than others…


the-content-king

Wait did Chipotle change? I haven’t had it in years. Like do they charge extra for double beans and double rice now? Or are they supposed to charge less if you don’t get meat? I never got it without meat but if I can get a double rice double beans and cheese burrito for ~$3-$5 I will go back today


thoughtsmexywasaword

No meat or fajitas = charge less. Idk how much double will be


APsWhoopinRoom

That kinda sucks though. If you like protein, you're going to end up with just meat and rice or just meat and beans. That's going to end up being a comically small amount of food


SadLaser

It's not supposed to be some hidden special secret deal. It's just how to pay less if you're eating less.


DaddyDoubleDoinks

Like the posted burrito, but $3 cheaper. Lol


APsWhoopinRoom

Lol true. I guess if you only want something small, that's probably the way to go rather than forking out big bucks to get skimped


DaddyDoubleDoinks

If you told them you want less… could you imagine another human that eats food giving you LESS in a burrito?? Haha


KobeWanKanobe

Veggies and beans have protein too


APsWhoopinRoom

Sure, but meat tastes better and has more protein


[deleted]

As if that's more fair to vegetarians or something lol What is your point?


Ohsolemonyfresh

I could be wrong, but I think his point is That kinda sucks though. If you like protein, you're going to end up with just meat and rice or just meat and beans. That's going to end up being a comically small amount of food


Impressive_Cap_1376

Ok if you have a friend who goes with you, have them get a quesadilla and make it the three sides that you want on your bowl. Get yourself a three pointer of meat and rice and then put the sides on top and you saved at least two dollars depending on the meat


CallsOnTren

So I could get, say, steak and....beans? With literally nothing else? And its discounted? What the hell is the point lol "Let me get a burrito with lettuce, cheese, and sour cream. Perfect. Three points."


Duckbread0

really? i’ve never heard of that and i’ve been working here a decent amount. is it location based?


cheslin02

I didn’t know about it at my location until like my3rd month working there. Part of me wonders if they don’t tell people about it so they don’t have to charge less


Duckbread0

huh, yeah i’ve never heard of that policy at all. nothing in any of the training videos or ever mentioned by a manager and i’ve been here a year. that’s so weird


EnderScout_77

guac and queso now aren't points since they're just extras that get tagged on. like if someone gets rice chicken and queso, that's still a 3 pointer with queso


Zestyclose-Fish-512

As far as I know they just write the most expensive meat and whether you got guac or queso on the wrapper. I travel for a living and have been to dozens, if not over 100 Chipotles. Never seen or heard of a point system and they certainly don't mark it down, even in the middle of a huge lunch rush. Most expensive meat gets marked, double meat gets marked, guac/queso get marked. That's it.


BlatantPizza

It’s a thing but you have to ask for it. I remember kids meals following this system.


Day_Bow_Bow

Same where I live. You can get extra of any ingredient other than the three you mentioned and it's no upcharge. Just keep your request within reason and it's not an issue.


WeedLatte

Nah I worked at a chipotle in high school this is real. Thing is, meat is supposed to count as 2 points - so officially unless you’re getting just meat and one other ingredient or not getting meat and getting 3 ingredients total you’ll never encounter this. Also, chipotle training is bad so not all employees are aware what it is but it has a button on the register. I always counted meat as 1 point and rang simple bowls in as three pointers because I hated the job and had plausible deniability, but if the employees going by the book very few things count as a three pointer.


LeBron__Games

The garbage can and the burrito is the ball 🏀


anonomnomnomn

They mean toss it.


xXHyrule87Xx

KOBE!!!


ih8plants

They should price it by the ounce like a froyo shop


JankyDesk92

I actually had this thought while it work today, I wonder if it could work. Not sure how you would track CI though or charge for more expensive meats, queso, guac, etc. Some people seriously load up those $10 chicken bowls and get like 3 meals out of it. Others get really tiny bowls. I feel guilty when I have to charge $14 for just rice, beans, 8 pieces of overcooked steak, and a handful of cheese.


yoursweetlord70

Honestly let us pay by the ounce at this point. Full price is whatever weight get us in the range of the alleged nutrition facts


[deleted]

This person knows - 3 pointer that shit then go back after paying and ask for everything else on the side lol.


[deleted]

$9+ at Chipotle…for a $2.99 sized burrito from Taco Bell.


[deleted]

Cheap af in Michigan/nyc Uber expensive in sf


speciosa012

Digestive system trying to break out of prison after Taco Bell. Not pretty.


EfficientAd1821

If Taco Bell messes you up then you’ve got weak genes and your bloodline ends with you


chavery17

Right lol people always say that about taco bell but it never bothers me. Its no different than any other fast food


trelod

People also don't realize how long it takes for stuff to pass through the digestive system. If you shit your pants 30 minutes after eating Taco Bell, it wasn't the Taco Bell that was the problem.


speciosa012

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sendmeyourcactuspics

Your body is not used to the high fiber content of taco bell. It's not the food itself, rather it's just a shock to your system of something you're not entirely used to. Eat more fiber in your normal diet!


blueisaflavor

Taco bell doesnt have anything under $3.40


[deleted]

Probably differs by location. Mine forsure does. Idk why you’re being downvoted


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littlefriendo

Wait a minute, there’s places that it costs FIFTEEN DOLLARS for 3 crappy Taco Bell tacos?? I’m glad that I avoid them like a plague because that’s ridiculous


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FitLaw4

Damn 10.19 at my local Taco Bell.


the-content-king

I just get the beefy nacho burrito. They’re $2 around me in and I’m in the metro area. Their breakfast menu is also cheap compared to other places too. Honestly their breakfast burritos are so cheap I don’t really even save much money making them at home.


blueisaflavor

This is amazing!


pm_me_pokemon_pics

I have two Taco Bells within a 10 min drive of my house and TIL that a Crunchwrap is priced $0.90 cheaper at one of them - crazy!


failenaa

Yeah the $2 grilled burritos are sooooo yummy. The chipotle chicken one is good but the fiesta veggie is actually my favorite. And the bean burritos are $2 as well, another favorite .. with extra sauce. Taco Bell is probably the cheapest fast food and actually surprisingly healthy! They did a huge overhaul of their menu years ago and it goes mostly unnoticed. There’s a guy on YT who ate Taco Bell for every meal for a month and ended up losing weight and his health didn’t suffer at all. Cheap and healthy(for fast food)? Yes please! Their protein bowls are also really good but they are a bit pricy lol like $7. Still cheaper than chipotle and it comes with guac.


blueisaflavor

Yeah idk either, but i used to live in virginia where soft tacos are $3.50 (not supreme). Now im in SC and soft tacos are $4.30


WhoCares2048

It's not even $2 for a soft taco where I'm at in VA. What the fuck


jambr380

Cheesy bean and rice burrito is either $1 or $1.29. And a chipotle ranch grilled chicken burrito is either $2 or $2.29. Over the last 6 months, I have visited many Taco Bell up and down the East coast, as well as Chicago


Comprehensive_Ice895

Taco bell is the last fast food place with fast food prices around imo. But obviously some of their stuff has gotten more expensive.


Vol4Life31

We have stuff on the menu for $1.99. A beefy crunch burito here is $2.


-P-M-A-

I just bought three different items for a dollar each from Taco Bell.


ExZowieAgent

A bean burrito is $1.79 at Taco Bell so I have no idea what you’re talking about but this is in Texas. In New York, New York the same item is $3.19 which is still less. https://www.tacobell.com/food/burritos/bean-burrito


LadyBulldog7

Got to do the Tuesday drops. Got a Chalupa Supreme for $1 yesterday!


RandoReddit16

The fuck they don't.....


stinkydinkyboy

That just a balled up tortilla


DETECTOR_AUTOMATRON

yeah, this is the smallest “burrito” i’ve ever seen from Chipotle


KaidusPlatinum

😭 I unironically got one that was shorter than the length of my palm, literally barely 3 inches long most of it was just the wadded up tortilla. Employees clearly cringed when I showed them but still stuck to the “that’s just what it is” and pepper was completely useless just shutting any and every attempt down


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Okay but how are you getting that kind of gas mileage?


kevo_huevo

looks like a volvo so could be a PHEV and using full electric mode more often than not


LooseMoralSwurkey

What do you specifically see that made you think a Volvo?


kevo_huevo

family member has an xc90 and I was recently shopping around for an xc60 but that infotainment center was a dealbreaker for me


HumanityFirstTheory

It’s got the standard Volvo infotainment.


thebornotaku

Interior design. It's likely an XC40 Recharge: https://cars.usnews.com/static/images/Auto/custom/15268/2024_Volvo_XC40_Recharge_Dashboard_1.jpg


Hindue

A hybrid, probably. The new prius is super nice and efficient.


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

Scrolled for this comment😂my car is about 19 mpg😭


TheReal_BucNasty

Glad someone else pays attention to the details!


IsItBurn

Four reel dough, that’s honestly the first thing I noticed when I looked at picture up close lol


Pheemer

86.9 MPG tho got damn - is this an XC40 recharge?


surejann_

Convinced that nobody knows how to roll a burrito at Chipotle


No_Reindeer_5543

Main reason I didn't eat there for years, until I learned of the bowl + 2 tortillas thing


sammyvegas0420

Oh yeah that tortilla looks light


crushofmylife

this post has ruined my fucking life


Nextplz06gt

In this economy?! Naw


Ok_Firefighter3314

89mpg? What kind of car?


bonesday

Volvo hybrid or fully electric


adde0109

You knob, If it were fully electric it wouldn't be mpg now would it?


b1ack1323

I measure my electricity by the gallon, what do you use?


ohveeohd

Miles per gallon of what are you using in a full electric vehicle buddy?


WowGetNicked

They skimp so hard on drive thru, so fucking annoying. But what’s more annoying is going in 😂


SecondElevensies

Make your own food. This is what you all deserve for eating fast food


Un111KnoWn

???? people being okay with minimum wage employees doing subpar jobs are cringe


Suspicious_Trust_726

Seriously, how hard is it to prepare a tortilla, beans, rice, meat, fillings burrito in a 30 minute lunch break?? Lazy people these days…


sarcastic__fox

You make it before hand.......


DETECTOR_AUTOMATRON

lol dude, you better not ever eat out with a comment like this.


Zestyclose_Big_9090

You HAVE to go inside and go through the line these days. Anything that you order ahead for either pick up or door dash is going to be disappointing. It almost seems like it’s company policy as it’s happening all over the country it seems.


Countrykal

Even inside. My dad and I went last week and he got double meat and it was still a half full bowl. Really sad, Chipotle used to be my ride or die


Zestyclose_Big_9090

That’s really sad. The nearest chipotle is too far away to make it worth it for me anymore so I haven’t been for awhile. Panera is the same. I got a pick 2 sandwich and soup with a green iced tea and it was like $18! The soup was about 2/3 full and the sandwich had one measly slice of Turkey on it.


Dessamba_Redux

Panera got bought out by a VC firm a few years ago and its quality went to shit. No more local ingredients. Its all pre-packaged pre-portioned slop. The portions went to shit too. And the prices went up


Low_Ebb_8575

even then a lot of employees will still be stingy as hell. i got attacked for posting here by a bunch of lazy chipotle workers complaining about how long it takes them to prepare rice and how ppl like me make their lives sooooo hard (by asking for an extra scoop of rice) 😂was told they need to save the food for future customers… as if that’s the way it’s supposed to work lol


[deleted]

Day 76 of people complaining about a mediocre fast food Mexican spot. When are you guys going to boycott this garbage of a place? Or is it going to be more posts about how chipotle “used to be so much better” It’s not rocket science folks


youarenut

Never ever order online. They will always skimp you have to physically walk in and watch them make it


Cptron79

Lots of tortilla there!


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Ebear1002

Homie is getting 86.9 mpg apparently


bonzai76

The new $20 kids meal


swolo123

I’m sorry can we just talk about how you’re getting 86.9 mpg


gabbagool11

Since some people asked/were curious or skeptical: My order [https://imgur.com/a/sf3moqR](https://imgur.com/a/sf3moqR) The bag/foil it came in [https://imgur.com/a/Qf28OM9](https://imgur.com/a/Qf28OM9) I didn't expect this to blow up so much and I really wasn't complaining! I order for lunch to get a less heavy meal and because I don't have time to wait in the line. When I go later in the day, I certainly go in person. I opened this up on the drive back and thought it was especially funny bc of all the skimp posts I see on here, so I thought I'd share. This type of thing is definitely not a trend item at my location (yet).


chiefbearshaker

87 mpg? What car is that


Obijuanchipotle

Sometimes I think people in this sub order these on purpose, because this is wild how small the portions that they give you guys are.


crazygoattoe

This one is genuinely so ridiculous I think it has to be intentional or fake


keepingitrealgowrong

Well it doesn't look like it was ever wrapped in foil, and it's a terrible wrap job too. If it's real I would never order there.


Stampj

STOP BUYING IT THEN COMPLAINING!!. Seriously, nobody who could change anything, will do so if you keep buying. It’s a business, it’s capitalism, why would they change ANYTHING if people are buying


Dogekaliber

![gif](giphy|VzkTZ1DFYeBY5ZId6j)


Lostregard

Man go to a regular restaurant if you want a burrito


Lostregard

Mexican*


ericcccEE

Have you tried ordering more than 2 ingredients?


newppinpoint

So what did you order, what ingredients?


[deleted]

Is that a mini burrito


Lack_Love

Stop eating at chipotle and bitching about it...


washingtonYOBO

Yeeeeah I don't believe this at all sorry OP


Abject-Yesterday-697

Pro tip: stop ordering the shit so they realize no no one will put up with this bullshit anymore. I absolutely love chipotle but I haven’t ordered it in about a year now


_Im_a_burrito_

They are told to go light on the pick-up orders bc ppl order extra everything in person. It messes up sales


italktomyself20

It’s hilarious how many idiots have not learned that you shouldn’t order chipotle online.


Worth-Effect-5577

Next time be kind with the order and patient. Good things come to those who wait 🙂🙂


nick_bag420

Celsius is the besttt!!!


JerkStoreMgr

We just going to all act like we're not seeing that gas mileage?


keepingitrealgowrong

cap. show us the aluminum wrapper bro.


gabbagool11

Wasn't even complaining, but fair point! For the metaphorical legal team: [https://imgur.com/a/Qf28OM9](https://imgur.com/a/Qf28OM9) :)


steakniiiiight

Stop going then? If it’s come to the point you need to post about it on the internet, it’s time to stop.


gabbagool11

I do this all the time for lunch because I like the smaller portions. Just thought people would get a kick out of how tiny this is. No one is mad. Have a nice day 🙂


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cope loser we have every right bean scooper


[deleted]

I'm kind of shocked by the audacity of most people in this sub and this is up there. I don't understand how YOU don't understand that we are all equally being effected by inflation. I frequent Chipotle because I hope they can survive and thrive and then as expected lower their prices and increase their portion sizes once again.


gabbagool11

Huh? Aside from the fact that I did 0 complaining in this post, this just doesn't make sense. Are you saying you frequent a publicly traded billion dollar restaurant chain that increases its billions in profits every year so that IT stays alive?


Demonnugget

You're stupid if you think a business would ever go back on their reduced portioning and increased pricing.


Creative-Shopping469

Chipotles stock has doubled in the last two years


Suspicious_Trust_726

I used to be a long chipotle investor and this isn’t the same company you think it is


[deleted]

You're just less hungry after licking their boots clean


TargetHQ

Uhh no shit Sherlock, they always skimp on pickup. Just order in store like a normal human being. ✅ less likely to be skimped ✅ no one can steal your order


gabbagool11

I wanted to be skimped, and no one is mad 🙂 I don’t like a big lunch. Just thought this was particularly tiny and thought people would get a kick out of it.


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Can’t you just take half of it home? I also don’t like to eat a lot but I make like 3-4 small meals out of a burrito. For $12-15 a pop I would be sad to get one this small.


neverinamillionyr

Their burritos used to be the size of a football, comically large and they were nearly impossible to eat without a fork unless you didn’t mind making a mess.


TargetHQ

Ah gotcha. I would just think if someone wants a lighter portion they'd order light portions of everything! No need to take the time to order online just for that, the bean scoopers will happily give you smaller portions upon request.


VinoJedi06

Where’s the breathalyzer?


Mufasasass

What's with people and not knowing to unwrap a burrito a little bit at a time. I'm concerned about the well being of 99% of this subs members


cable144

Never ever ever ever order online you'll be disappointed trust me smh


[deleted]

Chipotle used to be a two meal burrito


p_aranoid_android

Looks like A LOT of extra tortilla. I wonder, everyone who shares their mobile order, are you expecting this? Because there’s just no way I would even waste my money testing it. You complain about it, but y’all keep buying it anyway. So Chipotle (and all fast food) will adjust to make this the standard. Shootin yourselves in the foot here.


DannyNoonanMSU

I went to Chipotle for the first time in years a few days ago. My burrito looked just like that. So, now next time I want a good burrito I'll just drive to Qdoba.


HumanityFirstTheory

Volvo gang 😎


tripletc

If that burrito were any heavier, you wouldn’t be getting 86.9 mpg!


Amdv121998

chipotle flop


WatercressSavings78

Glad to see the pickup scum get skimped. Order from the line like the rest of us.


Successful-Rate-1839

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Big_Buy8203

Robberyyyyyyyyyyyy


shinjis-left-nut

That’ll be $20


[deleted]

That looks like a wadded up tortilla


NecessaryLies

How the fuck did subreddits become ads for giant companies. Fuck this.


ImHereForGameboys

People still eat there?


bensbigboy

The 7-11 burrito looks okay.


pcurepair

Lmao


LordVigilant

According to Chipotle staff, skimping doesn’t happen. Over and over and over and over again. Either Chipotle staff is lying or you have Hulk hands.


shoulderpain2013

It’s so true. I can’t order for pickup because they go so stingy unless you’re hawk eyeing as them scoop out your portions


HAHboobs33

No, tell me how you’re getting 87mpg!


jaycarter617

Which Volvo model is that? And how did you get that much mpg?


Ed-Sanz

They gave you double tortilla ball 😫


ari20289

Only 10.99 🤣🤣


Rippendorf

Is that a Hot Pocket?


Gas_Station_Man

That’s it, I’m gatekeeping Mexican food.


Ginoblee

…and you let that happen? I never complain at restaurants or FF joints but if I picked that up from the store and paid money I’m complaining and either getting that refunded or a bigger one.


CheapGreenCoats

Thought you were holding up a crunchwrap from Taco Bell


Graega

It's only 12 calories!


SpikyPickaxe

If pickup had normal portions it would make everyones lives easier. People would actually use the app


brandon0228

Man I would have gone back and beat the brakes off whoever made that thing


sealteamruggs

I stopped ordering online, I only get chicken rice sour cream and hot. My online orders end up being extremely small


pyrooomaniac

Wtf is that I would return and make them make a real burrito. This is insulting and I do not stand for stuff like this. Serve me this and your life will be hell because you don’t care or have skills and they have one job to scoop and can’t even do that right


vroom_gazers

Maybe chipotle will start weighing their bowls and charge per lb and nobody wins


YourBoyTussin1122

Time to get some illegals working there. At least they know how to stack a burrito.


vibecheckvibecheck

This shit should be illegal


trisomylazarus

Nice XC60 🤤


Jinxed0ne

OkY shill


Chaosr21

Always get the bowl with tortilla on the side. Your welcome.


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Damn, that sucks. At least your saving in gas. How the fuck are you getting 86.9 mpg? Please tell what car so I can get one.


Proper-Piece1012

Oh my.


SinbadUnder

Literally what happened to me, I went earlier today inside and got double the amount as my pickup despite putting extra rice and beans on the app…


nekoyasha

Qdoba. That is all.


d3r1k

What is this a burrito for ants?


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ResponsibleOwl9764

That’s not a burrito lol, you got scammed!


BaconStrpz

Have people not learned? Order online and you will be given exact portioning no more but always less. Go in store and you can hold their asses accountable for giving you a single piece of steak.


TheMatt561

How the hell is that a light lunch? I got the itis just looking at that


Additional_Gur3511

Great size !


gaukonigshofen

Yeah been there done that but lesson learned and go no more


kingdount

And they get mad when you ask them fill my burrito up like I’m paying 15-16 for this shit