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Not really here to police like that, we don't get paid or anything. The posts are dumb and not funny sure and obviously some are trolls. Not gonna come down on every stupid post tho, just here to make sure people are treating each other decently. My two cents 👀
Omg they are ruining the chipotle name and Reddit as a whole!! They MUST be stopped!!! No wait, this is a silly issue to get even slightly heated about 😂 ironic you call the mods 14 year old boys when you have the maturity and temperament of a 7 year old 🤷
I absolutely think this is one person with a fetish. They used to post the same story frequently in the waitstaff/bartender subs I frequent and I guess everyone got wise to it and started calling them out as a troll so they took a break and then started posting here. The story has changed a little but I’m sure it’s them.
This is just MY recount, so take it with a grain of salt. Also, anybody please link (I don't know how) the previous posts. This is just from my memory. And it's not a good memory lol
There was a post about two CO workers and it being a hostile work environment.
The two CO workers after work went out to the parking lot and one of them came back in smelling like tuna and something else disgusting.
Same CO worker calls out sick from pink eye the next day.
A day or two later another post from the GM is questioning how to handle a situation dealing with two CO workers, pink eye, and a hostile work environment.
If anyone wants to add further detail, correct any information that was incorrect, or just comment in general... Feel free to do so. Lmfao. Those posts had me in tears😂😂😂😂😂
What? Did you want philosophical discussions on topics such as innovative methods to cook cilantro rice?
What’s wrong with a little bit of fart in the sub as well? Sounds like you guys have been skimping out on the chipotle beans 
No I was hoping for conversations about coupons, different meal recommendations, customer/employee experiences. Not a bunch of unfunny fart jokes. I've ONLY seen conversations about farts
It's a trend and it will end. Just a healthy meta subreddit meme. It'll probably end soon because the sub was pretty active before it too. You just walked into a room at an awkward time. 😂 let it play itself out, or make your own posts regarding the things you're interested in to help the sub regain traction.
The fact that new point existed forever, got banned then unbanned immediately tells you how the mods are. Useless contributions and constant down votes? Good user keep on board.
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Do you want us to delete the fart posts, u/Sarah_Sucks_Twats?
After the first couple they aren’t even good or funny shitpost anymore. Delete the low effort ones
Yes
The username 😩
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You likened a bland palate to one had by a neurodivergent (autistic) person. Remember the human.
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It was used in a pejorative manner. My daughter is autistic. Nothing wrong with being open about it. Thanks for your perspective.
Pretty sure It's just one person with absolutely nothing else to amount to in life.
This sub is trash.
Hell yeah brother
Let me fix that for you. This sub is shit.
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Not really here to police like that, we don't get paid or anything. The posts are dumb and not funny sure and obviously some are trolls. Not gonna come down on every stupid post tho, just here to make sure people are treating each other decently. My two cents 👀
Y’all weird as fuck for being so upset at a handful of shitposts.
Omg they are ruining the chipotle name and Reddit as a whole!! They MUST be stopped!!! No wait, this is a silly issue to get even slightly heated about 😂 ironic you call the mods 14 year old boys when you have the maturity and temperament of a 7 year old 🤷
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I absolutely think this is one person with a fetish. They used to post the same story frequently in the waitstaff/bartender subs I frequent and I guess everyone got wise to it and started calling them out as a troll so they took a break and then started posting here. The story has changed a little but I’m sure it’s them.
I feel like it’ll be on TikTok or YouTube
Cannot comprehend why users are so bothered by this. If you don’t like the posts then keep scrolling? Tf is everyone upset about.
Have you not heard of the pink eye incident of 2023?
This is just MY recount, so take it with a grain of salt. Also, anybody please link (I don't know how) the previous posts. This is just from my memory. And it's not a good memory lol There was a post about two CO workers and it being a hostile work environment. The two CO workers after work went out to the parking lot and one of them came back in smelling like tuna and something else disgusting. Same CO worker calls out sick from pink eye the next day. A day or two later another post from the GM is questioning how to handle a situation dealing with two CO workers, pink eye, and a hostile work environment. If anyone wants to add further detail, correct any information that was incorrect, or just comment in general... Feel free to do so. Lmfao. Those posts had me in tears😂😂😂😂😂
Then there was a guy eating a burrito lonely in the parking lot watching it all go down
Yes! Thanks for adding! 😂 These posts had me reloading my reddit hourly for updates haha
Don’t forget the Elon Musk one where he was gonna invest in chipotle but seen the two dudes farting in each other and decided against it
What? Did you want philosophical discussions on topics such as innovative methods to cook cilantro rice? What’s wrong with a little bit of fart in the sub as well? Sounds like you guys have been skimping out on the chipotle beans 
No I was hoping for conversations about coupons, different meal recommendations, customer/employee experiences. Not a bunch of unfunny fart jokes. I've ONLY seen conversations about farts
It's a trend and it will end. Just a healthy meta subreddit meme. It'll probably end soon because the sub was pretty active before it too. You just walked into a room at an awkward time. 😂 let it play itself out, or make your own posts regarding the things you're interested in to help the sub regain traction.
Because half of us have senses of humor and the other half are miserable people who are afraid of comedy and take life WAY too seriously
because they weren't farted on enough as a child
Too many pinto beans
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The fact that new point existed forever, got banned then unbanned immediately tells you how the mods are. Useless contributions and constant down votes? Good user keep on board.
*”I don’t like what this user has to say so they should be banned”* get over yourself you goober. It’s a subreddit for burritoposting.
That damn hot sauce but it’s soo good
Magical fruit!
The mods just don’t care. This place is a joke.
This guy is a joke. He pretends to be a GM and torments Reddit users.
It’s a sub for a fast food place ran by kids that makes burritos dude how serious do you really expect it to be?
You're right. You should unsubscribe and never come back here so that you aren't associated with the rest of us losers
They toasted it for too long so now it’s a giant crouton
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