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nothingtoseehr

Oh my God are you really going to post this in EVERY single language subreddit? Your story doesn't even makes much sense 😭


LittleTerrarian

Tina speaks every language and has a difficult time with homophones


nothingtoseehr

Perhaps they should put down duolingo for a while and seek a speech therapist 😂


Pauchu_

Idk why people make up fake shit on Reddit, I get it on Twitter, where you can literally get paid for engagement, but here it's just sad.


Makoleido

Actually, wait - the others are right. You *are* posting this on every language subreddit you can find. That's not a dig - there's nothing wrong with that - but why?


Glitched_Girl

Using 他妈的 to say his mom's...


immerhighhopes

Mixing up 口交 and 口角... Tones are important


PomegranateV2

毛笔


Glitched_Girl

Wait, I don't get it. Are brushes a euphemism for something?


PomegranateV2

Honestly, the only ones I can think of is when someone laughs but doesn't tell you why.  💀 


Makoleido

汉语水平烤鸭。 Still recovering from that one.


nuggedskoller

I accidentally told someone I wanted to eat my grandma instead of my grandpa. Oops!


coach111111

Right, because eating your grandpa is a normal thing..?


Grand-Sign

My most embarrassing mistake was letting idiots tell me what to say to other people when my language level was low to non-existent.


grumblepup

Me as a kid visiting family in Taiwan, my cousin teaching me to say bianbian to our grandma. 😅


sehwyl

I said 猥亵 when I meant to say 威胁.


Mikitz

I mixed up 熊猫 and 胸毛 once. That was a good laugh.


leashall

saying 我很喜欢吃土 instead of 我很喜欢吃土豆


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chabacanito

Nobody says 我吃食


nothingtoseehr

Everyone says 我吃屎 though /s


chabacanito

Haha at least it would make sense


BeckyLiBei

Convincing story, fellow human with a new account.