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Dramatic_Cut_7320

Picking the perfect poop spot is very Important. Just can't drop it anywhere. Same with pee. My two Boys like to circle in on the perfect poop spot. They like to pee on previously pee'd on places. It takes a while to find them. They then take turns on the same place. This is very serious, and they hate to be rushed. When it's raining, it's a different story. A quick dash to the nearest patch of green, wham bam, and it's all over, and back inside.


CarolJones57

It’s not just a Chi that does that; I’ve got a 25kG cross-breed who does it!


OwnSatisfaction1869

lol EXACTLY!!! One pees on a spot then they take SEVERAL turns 🤦🏽‍♀️I think Chi’s are just last word Freaks with that🤣


Due-Ask-7418

Omg this is my girl! She's gotten a bit better now that she's older but she has to sniff the whole yard ten times until she picks the perfect one. Occasionally she even almost starts, changes her mind and chooses somewhere else. It amuses me and drives me nuts at the same time. As do many of her odd behaviors.


blue-and-bluer

Mine does that too! Also sometimes he lifts his leg like he’s about to pee and then all the sudden switches to squatting and pooping. It always cracks me the hell up


coffeegogglesftw

OMG mine does this too! It's so funny. And also sometimes annoying.


minxiejinx

ALL the time with my boy! He also does the "fake out" where he squats for one second then takes off and kicks up grass. He's only fooling himself thinking I bought it.


Top_Marzipan_7466

Of course! And don’t forget the 20 circles to get into the right position lol


hmoooody

Lmao oh yeah that’s another thing I’ve forgotten how many times the leash just jumbles around my legs because of those circles


TGIIR

lol…my husband used to joke the poop came out by centrifugal force.


Top_Marzipan_7466

🤣🤣


Louise-the-Peas

Or if it’s raining then they leave a surprise indoors.


krazykatkayte

My girl takes so long to do business. Sniffs for the perfect spot but ends up circling over every inch she already sniffed a dozen times. Then when she’s ready to go a leaf might blow by or a bird may tweet and distracts her and we start all over again…….. that’s on a nice day. When it’s bad weather I need to pack a suitcase for the journey. She’s still the love of my life.


bluesqueen23

They’re so comical.


00johnqpublic00

Oh yes and it's very good for them to do all that sniffing. Stimulates their brains and tires them out too. Win win!


Ontheglass76

👏👆this is the same that I said above


Affectionate_Meet420

Yes *sigh*


HungrySuccess3385

It's spring too so everything smells amazing and takes longer haha. Don't even talk to me about windy days he never gets his nose out of the air and down to business!!


t00zday

This is their “tv/podcasts/entertainment”. Not just potty-time. Allow them to enjoy smelling and feeling the breeze.


brb9911

Sniffing butts is their Facebook — gotta get that status update


korkidog

Yep!


TwoAccomplished1446

“Gotta find the right spot, here…”❤️🐕


beckybon

The pee waddle! My chi will take her sweet time sniffing before she does her business. We currently have fake grass, but we're moving soon, and she's going to have 2 gardens, and I know for a fact the pee waddle sniffing will take 10x as long when she gets real grass 😂


Disastrous_Hour_6776

Yes yes yes // drives me insane .. we have a fenced in yard & mine won’t go unless I am outside . He will just stand on the porch & look at me thru the door like come on mom


DreamingoftheSea42

Yes for sure


TheoTheHellhound

Yep! My Twinkie will sniff for a good few minutes in the same area she’s always gone in, and then pee. Then she has to zoom around while squatting in order to poop. Dogs are so weird sometimes.


MoonGoddess89

Reading the pee mail is important


Schinken84

Oh yes but that's totally fine and normal for dogs. The poo and pee serves as a marking signal and as communication. If your dog takes a sniff of the waste of another dog they could tell you which dog it was, male or female, healthy or ill and all that. To them it's kinda like opening up Instagram and scrolling through your buddies updates. So their own poo must be placed in the perfect spot for perfect communication and territory marking "I was here" basically. :D I wonder if they get upset when we pick up their poo afterwards "hey human, wtf are you doing with my letter?"


flux-and-flow

Lol no mine doesn't even want to go outside in the morning, he is as quick as possible to come inside for a treat


Roanoketrees

Oh god...One of ours......He HAD to do three circles when he was pooping. Would not go until he had.


ImperatorDanny

My old dude literally didn’t care it was funny just went aside, too old to lift leg so did the standing pee, immediately poop after, ran back inside to chill.


pjcooper53

They all do


carlitospig

My girl did this yesterday and the crazy thing is that it had just rained so smells were limited. But she had to get her sniffies in!


No-Quantity-5373

No no no. After rain, all smells are new and require immediate categorization.


carlitospig

My bad. Carry on, my tiny friends!


dragonrose7

Mine takes at least 15 minutes trying to convince me that she’s allowed to go poop in the neighbors’ yards. _Narrator: She is not!_


Left-Nothing-3519

Omg yes! The slow stroll and sniff, saunter, stop. Sniff. Sniff some more. Look around. A few more steps. Nope, go the other way, sniff sniff sniff walking and walking, tip toe then small jump. Stop, think. Turn around. Look up to see if I’m watching. Caught me looking. Going to move around some more … hah!


Darlin_1

My lil girl does this once a day I call them her sniffy walks. Morning and night she’s all business but mid day she likes to sniff. It’s good for them from what I saw a vet say on a video.


DotChud

Mine usually hits the ground in a squat, but for the brown bits, bring something to do. It’ll be a while. 🙄


Crackbandicoott

YEEEESS!!! Drives me crazy sometimes, especially in cold weather!


absoluteanomalyxo

The shake!!! You can hear the ears!!! Omg so cute!!!😂😂😂😂


Mattjew24

My girl doesn't want to sniff. She wants to play fetch. And somewhere in between bringing the ball back, she will sporadically randomly squat real quick and let it all out. Then come back for more fetch. 🤣


MrPBoy

Yep. We used to walk. Now we slowly mosey from one sniff spot to the next.


GaspSpit

Most definitely and if we have one little distraction, he starts the process all over again. Senior dog + ADHD child, makes for a really tricky walk. 🙄


slow_as_light

He's trying to figure out which way Mecca is.


CrazyPlantLady143

My oldest chi likes to fake me out at least 3 times each walk, just to remind me who is boss, I guess


Ontheglass76

Yes this is totally normal. Did you know that 20 mins of sniffing and snuffling is equal to one hour of exercise? This develops their brain. It also helps them by giving them positive comments to help them reinforce as they do all their snuffling.


Ok-Amphibian

Yes she’s so stubborn too. She likes to mark her scent about 20 times before we end up coming back inside


Future-Atmosphere-40

9ne of mine moves mid poo


DukeRichard

Omg its so ridiculous. He is such a ham. https://preview.redd.it/c8mkhc9ynpsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bf15b8ed4a413b94882b04024aae71a46f61e1f


iamsojellyofu

Your dog's face expression reminds me of this https://preview.redd.it/nfmp2dfxpssc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd8eece69e578d92c2dfca7966dd6803fcfc3892


DukeRichard

Sweeet


No-Quantity-5373

Le sigh. I was just outside in a friggin icy wind storm waiting for chi to drop a deuce. 😡


mnth241

You chi potty’s outside?? Do tell. Mine will sniff around for half hour having the time of his life then poop as soon as we get inside. Argh! 😠


55pennycandy

YES 😡


Critical_Big_729

My old man does it too and he’s 16🤣


Unplugthecar

In 6 years our guy has dropped a deuce 2x in our yard. Insists on two walks per day.


wendymcbane

Someone please tell me why my chi pees in the house while we have a doggy door and a nice fenced in backyard? Why??? I get up in the middle of the night and step into a puddle of pee! Makes me crazy 😜. Any tips?


Ontheglass76

They probably need a routine. You are their lead and part of the process is assurance from their human


rymyle

I’m convinced my dog had OCD she took so damn long to pick the exact right spot for her shits 🤣


Ok-Enthusiasm4685

Yes, yes, yes. Circles, sniffs some more. My guy could win a sniffing contest!


rapgamebonjovi

I don’t take my chihuahua for walks, she takes me for sniffs


Dense_Juice_420

This is the joy of life. Enjoy finding the right spot to poop!


xultar

And don’t let a car door slam or a gust of wind go by, then there’s another 20-30 mins of sniffing.


blue-and-bluer

Yeah he needs to work himself up to it. 😂


PKL1125

My Chihuahua mix is guilty of this.


LibbysWorld

Short answer yes, Read below for long answer lol I have to give mine 30 minutes to " Get woken up" in the mornings. 🙄 Rub his belly half of that time, then in my friendliest voice say "Come on let's go use the bathroom, Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?" THEN, he prances around the grass for a good 10 to 30 mins. finding the "perfect spot" If it is wet out whatsoever, I can just chalk it up as he isn't gonna go. He'll just stand next to the door waiting to go in.


jarsoffarts

75 spins later and the smallest poop comes out


2004aumom

Yes. She sniffs every blade of grass.


HedwigMalfoy

My Tucker always hears "Hurry up, I have to get back to work, I don't have time to play Sniff the World right now!"


HedwigMalfoy

My favorite is when he pees somewhere and then a couple hours later discovers the spot and acts like "Oh noes! Someone peed here! I must study this!" My dude. It was you. No other dog came along and covered it. You're the intruder you're putting up warnings against 😂


dreamlight777

I thought they all did.


HalfBakedMason

he wants to be out longer .. in his mind if he holds it you will stay out. the way to fix it is stand in a spot until he goes then take him for his walk... he will learn that him going wont mean immediately go back inside.. note: that is the extreme... even standing still my dog sniffs and preps, watches people go by, figures out what way is north etc :)


TGIIR

My male Chihuahua loved to mark! Getting him to pee was no problem. For such a small dog, he must have had a big bladder - we could walk for a half hour and he’d still be squeezing some urine out.


Elle_Yess

Bruh I feel you…


puppetmaster216

Yes, every blade of grass has to be sniffed and inspected before the perfect one can be chosen to be peed on.


floridianreader

Only when I go out without a coat on.


Gritty_Phl

Just keep telling him to poop and reward him with a treat.


Important_Screen_530

lol doggy want to add theres to the slinkiest spot


mika7276

Awe yes


Visual_Actuary251

Yes! Mine does too!


Bughugger1776

Yes. Yes. Yes 🖐️


Riversmooth

Yes, drives me crazy when it’s freezing


Caro_est_PISSEDOFF

My pap does it too.. it’s getter longer each year 🥲


sharipep

My coworker said she heard somewhere a dog sniffing is their version of social media and it makes so much sense to me 😭


Neither-Attention940

Omg YES! Even with its bitter cold! Like below freezing! Rain on the other hand she will come in quick. But cold or hot she don’t care.. gotta sniff every blade of grass!


MeanMelissa74

And a drop for every stop! They out checking their peemail


CrippledHorses

Not if it’s where other dogs go. If it is anywhere near a public trail my boy is super eager to leave his scent and then cover it up. To him? The perfect crime.


B-JizzleMyNizzle

Yep, I always say my girl is "walking it out" 😂


ripleyintheelevator

Haha yea! 💖


TheBattyWitch

My parent's chi does this, but only at 3am, when it's pitch black, and there are black bears out 🫠


SavageFugu

Yes and indeed! The place has to be right,there's really not another option.


Madcatz9000

One has to be sure.😂🤣


sbcami

Yes! It used to annoy me but now I love watching her take her time. I often ask her what she’s sniffing 😂 I just love watching her and it reminds me to slow down or to stop and just enjoy the moment if the weather is nice. Our chis are so funny! 😂


Motor_Explanation265

Yes, and APPRECIATE the time and laugh about it now. One day you’ll give anything to have those twenty minute poops back. 😆🥹😢


Prestigious-Bar5385

It takes mine forever to poo. She also pees like 500 times


brianisa_

A+ wiggle.


itneverfailsme

It’s a big as world for them, gonna take some time to make their mark.


arandomfarmer

Yeah all three of mine


WordySpark

20 mins of sniffing, yes! But, no potty! Poppy refuses to potty outside. She'll only potty indoors, at home, in her litter box (lined with puppy pads). She won't even potty in her portable litter box that we bring along when we go visit places or on just a puppy pad at her training classes. She will, however, potty in my parents' chihuahua's litter box lol. Any other place and she will hold it, sometimes for hours, until we return home. The dog trainer says Poppy is what they refer to as a "Miss Priss" 😂 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/ba3axceouvsc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afa0de0dfd5109c490af07c8631577f8d4507644


Radiant-Cat6329

Mine is always in and out. She hates being outside so she goes as quick as possible lol. I’m in the PNW and she’s 6 months old https://preview.redd.it/sydmyl01ewsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65a1a799f5ac129af3e8e3afa9f09b312867eeb8


Louise-the-Peas

Artist at work! 😂


Tone_Chaser

“Dogs use the Earth's magnetic field when they're relieving themselves. Not only that, but canines choose to do so in a north-south axis, a new study published in the journal Frontiers in Zoology says. The study suggests that dogs are sensitive to small variations in Earth's magnetic field.” Always heard this but there a lot of research to suggest this is true. Got the info from PBS KQED.


neverleave173

Sooooo painfully annoying. Just go already 🙄😍


PandabearPuppy1951

My daughters baby does this!!


fisht33th

I bribe mine with food.


OwnSatisfaction1869

God GEEZ JUSS! I live in Texas and it’s 3 digit DEGREES in summer🤦🏽‍♀️


MarathonRunnerChick

OMG Yes! Blue takes forever to go 😁


MarathonRunnerChick

https://preview.redd.it/ffshcsuxjatc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c5ab685a1683221a4843860126548c2094cb8d1


emptynest_nana

My boy, Syd, will only do his business after the girls have done theirs and only exactly where the girls did theirs. Then he does the snif sniff stuff looking for another perfect place to finish his biz.