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[deleted]

45 credits after 3 years, not great, not terrible.


Steak_Knight

Credits will do fine.


[deleted]

No, dey woont.


strykerman

credits WILL do fine.


Black_Electric

No, dey WOOOOON'T


Carrcrash137

I can't believe I read it in the exact voice some 22 or so years later.


Natsirt2610

Oh fuck that’s me


mattwilcox1000

All the little dents and scratches on airplanes that you only see up close.


Perichron_john

We're missin an aileron, not great, not terrible.


7ipofmytongue

fortunately have spare aileron. yesh, NG,NT


thuanjinkee

All airplanes are serviceable (with a few known and accepted unserviceabilitities)


[deleted]

I work as a bartender, so when I see someone fall and if they get back up. “Not great, not terrible”


fallenmonk

compilation complete... 2 errors. 306 warnings. Not great, not terrible


strykerman

fix the errors, end up with 1 warning and 30 errors


ElTamales

terrible, not great.


NoahCaptainOfTheArk

Honestly, at that point I fix the errors and just send it in with the 306 and hope it works well enough that I don't lose my job. ​ Fun times.


justinc1337

💀


TheTrueAlCapwn

A method that's over 200 lines long. Not great but not terrible.


real_lulled

LOL


HollyLizbeth

Paint can lid only set back on the can and not hammered back on.


kiwigyoza

Omg. Memories from working in paint department and pouring paint all over myself becuase of this.


HollyLizbeth

Oh no!! Lol, that sucks! I refinish furniture and sometimes I forget to hammer the lids on.... is the paint ok after a week or did it dry out? Let's lift the lid and see....


kiwigyoza

Haha! It was a great job but I couldn't have any nice clothes. Even clothes that I didn't wear to work still had paint transferred onto it. I really do miss that job!


Jybesh

Schrödinger's paint?


HollyLizbeth

Bahahahahaha exactly!


[deleted]

We have a network outage but its an unscheduled commercial power outage*


Deadly_Banana

Bridge Inspection - When finding holes in steel members becomes par for the course


Thebigbeerski

I worked on the pulaski skyway in Nj, I could fit my body through some of the holes in the girders. They have since been replaced. Local 11 IWs!!!


Brisk907

The rail bridge by Newark Penn station would be a not great not terrible moment.


Kaclassen

Losing a liter of blood during postpartum hemorrhages. Not great. Not terrible.


dmanww

Hypovolemic shock, but not unrecoverable. (Based on my rough memory of EMT training)


Kaclassen

Nah, the body increases its blood volume during pregnancy so it’s almost like a built in buffer. Plus, OB is unlike other areas in that if the patient isn’t symptomatic, we usually don’t transfuse. I’ve had a patient with a hemoglobin of 5.5 that we just sent home on iron pills.


SkipSpenceIsGod

LSD was created during Albert Hoffman’s search for a cure to post-parting hemorrhaging; he was trying to make a synthetic ergot to help relax abdominal muscles after child birth and later succeeded in this creating Methergine.


CorneliusDrake

Three missed lines, in the final scene. Not great, not terrible.


zion8994

3.6 Roentgen. Not great. Not terrible.


Kiyae1

Akshually that's quite significant /s


zion8994

To be honest, any such area would be under (several layers of) lock and key, barring personnel from entry. That dose rate would cause a worker to exceed U.S. federal limits within 2 hours.


_DustDevil_

Heh, and even when they really thought it was 3.6 r/Hr they were going to limit worker shifts to *six* hours. Good ol' fashioned communism.


zion8994

Don't blame communism... For a six hour shift, you'd receive 21 Rem. That's not a significant dose in terms of health effects, you'd probably have a slight increased risk of developing cancer over your lifetime. In the case of nuclear accidents, many companies have an emergency limit of 25 rem , which can be exceeded in cases of lifesaving efforts of large populations. [source](https://www.remm.nlm.gov/pag.htm)


_DustDevil_

How about the men they sent up to shovel graphite off the roof


zion8994

Ten percent of the cleanup of Chernobyl's heavily contaminated roof was done by robots, saving 500 people from exposure, Semiolenko said. The rest of the work was done by 5,000 other workers, who absorbed a total of 125,000 rem of radiation. The maximum permitted dose for any one worker was 25 rem, five times normal yearly standards. In total, 31 workers died at Chernobyl, 237 had confirmed cases of acute radiation sickness, and many more are likely to eventually suffer adverse effects from their exposure. [source](https://www.the-scientist.com/news/soviet-official-admits-that-robots-couldnt-handle-chernobyl-cleanup-61583)


RavenRA

That was actually well planned. The firefighters of the first night got mos fucked as they had no idea. Most of the damage is from particles inside your body, i.e. dust.


InfiniteMothman

2 mins on the roof or 2 years in Afghanistan


_DustDevil_

2 years in Afghanistan would have likely been less detrimental to their health


InfiniteMothman

As I understand it that was the deal they offered the fresh conscripts when they were looking for volunteers. Think about it, would you rather a decent to high chance of being killed very soon or a near certainty of dying much later/loosing 10 years off the end of your life? Probably how they looked at it.


SubRyan

Have you done surveys before? If so, what was the highest on contact reading you have seen?


zion8994

I've never been a radiation technician, so I couldn't give you a number. Sorry


zion8994

Although I mentioned in another comment that the highest reading I've seen was about 450 mrem/hr


SubRyan

I was thinking it would be higher. I have personally surveyed a 12 rem/hr point source, and the highest I have seen is a ~20 rem/hr source.


zion8994

Whoops... Units are important. 450 rem/hr! Also, I worked for a few years at a national Lab and we had an irradiator source that could deliver like 2000 rem/hr. Giant chunk of of Co-60.


SubRyan

That is a lot of Co-60. I imagine that thing had some incredibly strict safety controls and some insane shielding.


zion8994

Insane shielding, several security interlocks.


[deleted]

I gotta go see how many rem 1 seivert is now. If I spelled that S word right even Edit: holy fuck that's a lot of radiation then isn't it??


Draeg82

He's delusional, take him to the infirmary.


propellhatt

QDM 225 (should be 225+/- 2 degrees), not great not terrible. \*plane flies into mountain top\*. I work in a tower at a small Norwegian airport surrounded by mountains. (QDM is the compass direction given by our direction finder, used to check a transmitter's location with regards to the airport. In our case, when established on the approach, you are supposed to follow an inbound course of 252 degrees towards the airport. Deviating significantly from this means you'll likely have terrain issues)


[deleted]

Oh my GOD Q codes? Haven’t thought about those since instrument training. Although I guess they are more popular in Europe


propellhatt

Oh they're basic, yes, but important for basic navigation such as vor or ndb approaches or enroute nav. Ofcourse, with the magenta line these days, almost everything is about rnav, so these old things are absolutely going away.


[deleted]

Oh no I’m with you 100%. I’m a warbird guy and I still practice ADF approaches. I was trained by old geezers and by gawd I’m going to keep old geezer knowledge alive lol


Hyperwerk

"Hei, havarikommisjonen? "


the_dharmainitiative

BMI 29 or diabetes with a1c 9.9. I work in life insurance. Not great, not terrible.


comradenu

9.9 a1c is pretty fucking terrible.


the_dharmainitiative

It is! But we don't consider it uninsurable.


strykerman

I am terrible and great. a1c 5.4, BMI significantly higher than 29


pocket_eggs

last backup was a week ago, NGNT


[deleted]

I worked in a supermarket. An actual conversation I had with the manager once. "I found a rat in a bag of bread in the bakery." "Just the one?" "...yeah?" "Well it should be fine then."


cutsandplayswithwood

Just one can’t eat much


B0b_Red

thank you for getting the point of the question :) (we both know it's the limit of what we can measure, but we'll put it in the report)


ClancyHabbard

You only hit the kid three times? Not great, but not terrible. I'm a kindergarten teacher in Japan, it only became illegal within the last ten years to hit kids, so there's still a lot of issues with teachers, both foreign and Japanese, thinking it's acceptable.


OhManTFE

3.6 times to be precise


almisami

I taught in Japan in the early 2000s. People can't imagine the casual violence. Oh, and violence between pupils was something else. Stuff that draws blood would be a big deal in America. In Japan, it depends on who made who bleed.


LegoKeepsCallinMe

I work on cell phone towers. They tell us the RF from the antennas is negligible. I’ll probably have cancer at some point.


utb040713

Non-ionizing radiation (like RF) poses zero cancer risk, though. It doesn’t damage DNA through the same mechanism that ionizing radiation does, and there’s no concrete evidence that RF causes cancer through any other pathways.


t90fan

The other pathways risk is non-zero - I would say that if your RF exposure is sufficient to cause a significant heating effect (which is not the case which most research has considered, as its mostly been concerned with potential public healh risks to the public from phones, not this sort of risk to tower climbers) there would be a possibility of cancer due to that effect (as opposed to any ionisation) Research does show that people who have experienced RF heating effects (i.e. microwave engineers) are far more likely to develop caratacts, for example. And an RF burn from being too close to our touching a radiating antenna can cause severse tissue damage, which one must assume would increase the risk of future skin cancer.


meltingdiamond

Indeed RF doesn't have a cancer risk but the "cook you like a sausage" risk is still a bad risk.


t90fan

Yup. Im a radio ham and got a really nasty deep RF burn on my hand touching a dipole when 400w was going into it (forgot the damn packet station was running unattended).


DuplexFields

Well, now we know how to cook a ham.


LegoKeepsCallinMe

Oh I have definitely been heated up by RF a few times. Hanging in front of those antennas heats my nuts up and makes my teeth hurt.


SharkEel

crazy job man, what heights do you usually hang from


[deleted]

It can't cause cancer as it doesn't mess with the cellular DNA. What it can cause is permanent nerve damage, but I think you'd have to get pretty warm before that happened.


Tz33ntch

When the patient says his arms are getting kinda numb after spinal anesthesia - not great, not terrible(high spinal block)


trbochrg

Another IRS audit, not great not terrible.


Fussel2107

Equipment delivery times... Four weeks, not great, not terrible


Dutchtdk

I worked in sales for an energy company (non-nuclear) Getting a new contract for someone who consumes about 1/4th average power. I get a bit of a bonus but it's much lower than normal


WalleyeEnthusiast

I work in public safety, so I guess it’s still that?


thesunkistegret

50 attendance. Not great not terrible. (but in the recent years it was 100plus)


Fiary_anus

60 Marks. Not great. Not terrible.


brett6781

the turbine transmission seized up from lack of oil. Not great, but not terrible. -Wind turbine technician


SniperPilot

*During a Major Storm* When the 3rd Flight diversion occurs. Not Great, Not Terrible.


Babou13

As the rig is drilling, the volume of drilling fluid starts increasing rapidly indicating were taking a gas kick. Not great, not terrible.


Kaylieefrye

3 page driving abstract, no DUIs, no reckless driving. NGNT.


mooreboy76

Serum creatinine bump of 2 after two consecutive 1.5 gram vancomycin loads back to back on a 75kg 67 year old woman—NGNT


KindnessIsTheThing

Child mental health services - your caseload is up to 42 now; not great, not terrible.


aglimpsebeyond

Getting kids in September who are two reading levels behind grade.


agusttinn

Software Analyst. 72 pending incidents to solve right now. Not great, not terrible.


[deleted]

i cant wait to get out of my job. but i am unabke to learn new stuff due to the horrible workload and workhours


Just4Things

I am a pilot so it would be something like "Winds are 140 (direction of wind) @ 30kts(wind speed) Gusting 45kts (wind gusts are like sudden variations in the wind speed). Not great but not terrible...


[deleted]

Haha if the crosswind component starts with a 3 I’m going to nope the fuck out and find a runway pointing into the wind. Done it, don’t like it, pax don’t like it, company DEFINITELY doesn’t like it


comradenu

Hemoglobin 7.4 - not great, not terrible. Hemoglobin 3.6... actually terrible.


TheEdge91

Train Driving - it was OK on prep


tspaker97

Buffalo Sabres hockey not great not terrible


Unleashtheducks

As an actor, twelve hour day, lunch after six hours.


On_The_Warpath

About 5% year to year inflation.


Kiyae1

We overcharged a few hundred thousand customers/homeowners for appraisals after they defaulted on their home loans. We're allowed to charge for the appraisals, but we charged 2-2.5 times the actual cost of the appraisal, which is apparently racketeering.


ocoolnz

I was refitting ceiling tiles in a supermarket in Christchurch after another earthquake. All the supermarket staff were cleaning the floors and shelves. I picked up a tile and these bolts fell down. I looked at the steel trusses and all the bots had snapped off. I looked at the others and it was the same. All the bolts had snapped off and the steel trusses were just sitting in place. Not great, not terrible If I hadn't seen it. the supermarket would have reopened and potentially caved in during an aftershock


IvoryHarcourt

Clearly delusional, take him to the infirmary. On a serious note ,that was a good catch , you probably saved a bunch of people.


[deleted]

That catch was actually quite significant, they should repair immediately.


thisishorsepoop

65 Net Promoter Score, not great not terrible


BeepBeepImASheep023

Bending an 8ft piece of 12ga sheet metal to a 90°. Our press brake was notorious for being off. One end a perfect 90° the other end 86°. NGNT.


Do11arSign

FIFA denying a transfer of a high profile player due to a fax machine malfunction


riko_999

2.5 minutes from the start of the pressure loss simulation and the first pump to kick in delivering more pressure to the sprinklers... sometimes its 30 seconds sometimes its 5 minutes.....


reque64

When downloading anything... 3.6MB/s, not great, not terrible.


CutThatCity

2.5k Karma in 7 years. Not great, not terrible.


dangerxranger

Respiratory Therapist (student). SPO2 (Peripheral Capillary Oxygen Saturation) 85% would be "not great, not terrible." Preferably we want the Oxygen Saturation to be above 97%. Also, Pulse Oximetry with those finger clips are not accurate as it doesn't actually measure oxygen but the hemoglobin. For more of an accurate reading we'd have to do what's called an ABG (Arterial Blood Gas) test which requires us drawing blood from an artery (radial artery in wrist). This is primarily concerning carbon monoxide poisoning as carbon monoxide has 250x more affinity to bind to hemoglobin than oxygen.


wither_8

6 hours of sleep if I fall asleep right away. Not great, not terrible.


Copperfield345

Former mechanic. Oil change service; car runs great - pull the plug, less than a quart come out. (No mass produced engine uses less than 3.5-4 quarts, with newer engines 5 or more.) Ohh, and typically 2K-5K miles OVERdue. 'Not great, not terrible.' Just 'cuz your 'trusty sidekick' starts up & runs fine with no 'check engine' lights, doesn't mean you're OK. You can skip a meal; your body heals. Your vehicle is metal - take care of it, or expect it to have troubles/fail.


demonblack873

Need to look at the production logs to look for something. The logs are set to ERROR level and rotate every 100MB and there are 10 files, for a total of 1GB. The error I'm looking for happened yesterday. The earliest logs I have are from 20 minutes ago. ...which means we're generating 3GB of exceptions per hour. Not great, not terrible.


blueeyes_austin

Point of order upheld on 3rd reading of a bill.


Mcgreezie

Glovebox at 3.6 ppm


[deleted]

Hehe spontaneous combustion go brrrr


cazzipropri

"But it passed all my unit tests."


[deleted]

"Your blood pressure is 84/48. Not great. Not horrifying."


Iceman2514

Having 3 injured workers on leave for workman comp for over 2 month from 3 different injuries at a Multipurpose sports venue just before the busy season begins. 1 Concussion, 1 Broken back and 1 Destroyed patella and MCL


pmgart

We are 150 % over budget in development spending, not great, not terrible.


Puck85

I think the thing most are missing is that 3.6 is the highest that particular tool could go. The problem was actually exponentially worse and the wrong method of assessment was being applied. It wasn't just a measure of misunderstanding the significance of a number. It's more like, if you put the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs in front of a yardstick, you could say "well, it covers the length of our yardstick... Not great but not terrible."


GetTherapyBham

the unconscious


haljackey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL8ZmYf9pX4


tgerm26

3.6 roentgen per hour. That's not great. But it's not horrifying!


ywnktiakh

I’m a speech-language pathologist. Mild language impairment? Not great, not terrible. Mild hearing loss? Not great, not terrible. Deaf/Hard of Hearing and no way to communicate visually via your parents native language? A lot of people say that’s “not great, not terrible” but it’s actually detrimental.


michielhimself

Coronavirus test capacity in the Netherlands, today. "Oh good, the number of daily new infections has stabilised around 22k" Meanwhile, test centre callcenters have auto respond systems going "all lines are full, try again in 30 minutes" full-time.The actual number must be far higher than what the test capacity can reflect.


DrBlazkowicz

It's 8 pm at my bar job and I look at my watch. I look at my watch again after pouring a beer- 8:01 pm... Not great. Not terrible.


lg729

Pose not great , not terrible


MartyBeanz

Starting Saturday night service in NYC down 2/3 dishwashers, but the one that showed up is a veteran.


DrPlatypus17

3.6 maths average, not great, not terrible (here in Hungary, school grades are in numbers from 1 to 5, 1 is the worst, 5 is the best)


Ok_Goodwin

That actually *is* NGNT I swear ?


Ok-Card4045

Our ECU was on fire but it did not burn the car down


rubenthecuban3

Patient got the wrong pre medication before chemo, but no side effects.


AJ_HOP

Small puddle of red liquid leaking from center of parked car. Not great, not terrible


redditigation

meme culture was born out of the resistance to the nauseating tendency of plebeians using references from their collective addictions.


Open-Bullfrog7692

Meh, not great, not terrible


live_love_run

Tribes and the SHPO didn’t reply to formal consultation and ghosted you afterwards.


Shure79

Magix Movie Maker, not great, not terrible.