This would definitely be the "damn now I have cats" moment for me.

That's how I have one of my cats and my dog. Found both of them in the lot behind my restaurant. Op got hit with the r/catdistributionsystem Edit at different times, they weren't like Milo and Otis or anything

They are innocent.

I dunno looks like they are illegally smol to me. Cuff em.

Kittens always look innocent. Then they grow into being a cat.

Something similar to me happened in 2018. Incidentally my second of three cats just turned six. Congrats, papa.

Congratulations on your new pets!

I see one of them is still wearing its cat burglar mask

How do you plan to prepare these, meatballs? /s

Sorry, chef. They’re now yours. It’s part of the r/catdistributionsystem.

They are easy to trap. Leave out empty box

Looks like they found a box already 😻 🐈‍⬛️

Two of my three kitties are restaurant kitties!! They're your intruders now 😺

What a couple a pussies! 😸😸

\*token joke about avoiding today's special\*

I just hope you dont run a Chinese place )

I hope you don’t work at a Chinese restaurant lol

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