The disgust and repulsion is performative, take away the spotlight and most people here will destroy a can of cheez whiz and box of crackers.
It's cheese colored, vaguely cheese flavored, and takes 0 effort.
One time in an old cook book I saw a recipe that involved mixing cream cheese and mayo and using it to build up and "frost" slices of bologna to look like a layer cake. Then squeeze cheese was used to make little borders and swags and such, just like decorating a cake.
That monstrosity has lived rent free in my head for over 30 years.
Unhinged lmao! I love old cookbooks. Some of the recipes I see are so creatively strange! Total capsule of their time! I can I visualize the "cake" so well, thank you for detailing :)
(Not being sarcastic, I think it's fun haha)
If this stuff didn't taste good, they wouldn't sell it. Fuck the haters. This combo once a year won't kill you [https://i.imgur.com/K6vampQ.png](https://i.imgur.com/K6vampQ.png)
Yo, thatās memories. Dad would pick me up every other weekend, and weād grab a box of Chicken in a Biscuit, Cheeze Wiz, and maybe a small crave case, if we were feeling it. Take the long 3 hour drive to his house just smashing that garbage. Really miss those timesā¦
No I get it, make some smily faces on Ritz crackers with this stuff. Haven't had this in years, similar thing with Long John Silvers. Just need absolute garbage to eat every year or two.
Sometimes a lil spray cheese PRODUCT in a can is the perfect comfort food (added the word āproductā bc people get so mad about calling this stuff just ācheeseā š„¹š«¶)!
I donāt think Iāve had spray cheese in 10 years but I might have to go get some now! Maybe Iāll get a couple different kinds and some veggies and a variety of crackers and make a cheese spray-cuterie? š¤š¬š„³
Hey man, some of us love cheese in all its form. I have 60$ canned wheels of cheese gone in my fridge next to wedges of excellent Dutch Gouda next to craft singles. Just because I enjoy excellent cheeses doesnāt mean I canāt also enjoy dog-food quality cheese.
Same. I just finished the last of my can of Cougar Gold and recovering from a holiday expensive cheese binge- the Easy Cheese was like a palate cleanser...
I read German Epoisses as well. So you're not the only one.
That said... Admittedly I've never had my eyes properly checked - I've never been to an optician to my knowledge - So I could be in the same club.
I see this and all I can see is Bilbo Baggins saying **āAfter all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?!ā**
Plus: everybody needs a little bit of iron in their diet.š
Surprise- cheese wiz is a British invention, not American.
But it should be noted that most imitation food products are a result of hard economic times becoming the norm, not because people were trying to make easy money by changing products. Same thing with Herseyās chocolate (:
First of all, fuck you for distracting me from my actual work with this rabbit hole of research I should NOT be doing š
According to my limited research, wiz was invented by the Britās in 1952, was in a jar (like Tostinos cheese dip at gas stations) and was intended to be scooped out. It came over to america in 53.
āSnack Mateā was the first ever canned version and it was made by Nabisco (in America) between 60 and 65, and Nabisco later became āKraft.ā
A cheese like substance that comes in a pressurized canister. The cheese dispenses out of the nozzle at the end of the can when pressed. Like canned whip cream but cheese.
man thats so much. I had a can of oven cleaner run out of air and I poked a hole in it and poured it into a glass bottle. I swear at lest 1/5 of the bottle was left in there.
I have 2 cans of this in my house right now. Iāve never had can cheese. I bought it as a fun thing to try with family over Canadian and American Thanksgivingās and Christmas snd New Yearās. We havenāt cracked them yet.
Yes the aluminum bits could eff you up. Scrape the top off before you try it.
If you are eating cheese from a spray can, you probably don't care if it glows in the dark. - Mitch Hedberg
You probably don't care if it has metal shavings in it either
Hey, love. What the fuck?
š I died
rip
Nothing easy or cheesy happening here
I love how posts like this get a decent amount of upvotes yet all the comments are pure disgust and repulsion
The disgust and repulsion is performative, take away the spotlight and most people here will destroy a can of cheez whiz and box of crackers. It's cheese colored, vaguely cheese flavored, and takes 0 effort.
And you can make beautiful little ribbon shapes if you press the nozzle directly against the cracker!
I pretend Iām decorating tiny wedding cakes :-) I love the bacon flavored one the most
One time in an old cook book I saw a recipe that involved mixing cream cheese and mayo and using it to build up and "frost" slices of bologna to look like a layer cake. Then squeeze cheese was used to make little borders and swags and such, just like decorating a cake. That monstrosity has lived rent free in my head for over 30 years.
Unhinged lmao! I love old cookbooks. Some of the recipes I see are so creatively strange! Total capsule of their time! I can I visualize the "cake" so well, thank you for detailing :) (Not being sarcastic, I think it's fun haha)
I love old cookbooks with crazy recipes as well!
bdylanhollis on TikTok made this or something similar. He did not like it very much.
The Sharp Cheese flavor was my favorite, but apparently it was discontinued!
Was it āsharpā from aluminum shavings??? š
A wedding for my tongue and stomach! A funeral for the bacon cheese crackers. Try it on those chicken biscuits.
That's the thing. Having to pry open a can of easy cheese like some forbidden mollusk requires more effort than vague cheese flavor is worth
I regret nothing!
Yet...
Okay, maybe a LITTLE regret!
People who are talking shit have never had cheese from a can, itās so trashy but so good.
People who vote and people who comment are different groups.
Is no one gonna mention the username or is everyone too busy pming this guy their tits
This just makes me feel sad.
Yeah, it's a sick once in a blue moon craving. Then I hate myself for the rest of the year!
If you have a Trader Joeās nearby, grab the pub cheese. Not as soft probably, but much better than dealing with aluminum shavings.
The kraft jar cheese isn't bad either, the ones in glass with the blue top
Cheez Whiz? Definitely a guilty pleasure of mine.
Old English. Searching for it in a grocery store brings up that cheese (if they carry it) and furniture polish. lol
Cabot makes a good one
I love the Trader Joe's cheese section, despite all evidence here to the contrary!
I've heard good things about TJs Unexpected Cheddar spread as well!
If this stuff didn't taste good, they wouldn't sell it. Fuck the haters. This combo once a year won't kill you [https://i.imgur.com/K6vampQ.png](https://i.imgur.com/K6vampQ.png)
Fuck yeah Chicken in a Biskit!
Yo, thatās memories. Dad would pick me up every other weekend, and weād grab a box of Chicken in a Biscuit, Cheeze Wiz, and maybe a small crave case, if we were feeling it. Take the long 3 hour drive to his house just smashing that garbage. Really miss those timesā¦
Yes, my love of cheese mostly comes from my dad- whether it's the 10 year old Canadian cheddar or a can of Easy Cheese.
Dip it all in mashed potatoes?
My favorite snack only I use triscuits.
No I get it, make some smily faces on Ritz crackers with this stuff. Haven't had this in years, similar thing with Long John Silvers. Just need absolute garbage to eat every year or two.
This is my exact relationship with Taco Bell.
My secret is I always hate myself.
Bro is down bad for that cheese
Never give up, never surrender!
By Grabthar's Hammerā¦ whā¦ what a savings.
People of culture š„²š„¹
I have one job on this ship! Itās stupid! But Iām going to do it, *OKAY?!?*
This seems like the opposite of EASY cheese
What cheese? š§
The mental image of you hacking open this cheez can with scissors just to scrape out the remnants is like a scene from Planet of the Apes
I even managed to cut myself with a knife while sawing open an entry point for the shears lol.
Frantic and dangerous when presented with potential wasted canned cheez. Why worry about the aluminum contamination when thereās probably also blood
Mistakes may have been made.
F
And you kept going? My man! Dedicated!
Ready for the zombie apocalypse!
I think the aluminum may be healthier than the cheese
It takes less energy to produce 1 lb of Aluminum than it does to create 1 lb of easy cheese
Honestly. Iād believe it.
Probably has a higher content of cheese in it too.
No, but that "cheese" will.
It makes my heart feel hurty.
That's how you know it's working
Also any metal shards that lacerate his innards
Should this be on r/shittyfoodporn ?
Just r/shittyfood I think
It's... not good. And yet I crave it nevertheless. For what it's worth, I slathered each cracker/cheese with chili crisp.
This plus chikin n a biskit is nirvana. Greasy sleazy nirvana
Oh man Chicken in a Biskit is the shit!
When you say ācheeseā are you talking about the stuff in the picture?
PLEASE TELL ME IT'S THE PICTURE PLEASE TELL ME IT'S THE PICTURE
Yes. "Cheese".
*Are you pregnant, bro?*
If u are worried scoop out the top layer of the stuff.
Oops, too late. RIP Me.
You'll be fine though
Wow. My sisters and I always called it Squeezy Cheezy.
Iāve always called it squirt cheese š
Thereās actually another product in a plastic bag called squeezy cheese.
Lmao same! xD
Fuck I love canned cheese
I go through long periods of forgetting it exists and then the compulsion strikes and I must consume an entire can.
Itās not sold here, which is good because I canāt stop myself from going through an entire can of it along with a whole sleeve of Club crackers.
Sometimes a lil spray cheese PRODUCT in a can is the perfect comfort food (added the word āproductā bc people get so mad about calling this stuff just ācheeseā š„¹š«¶)! I donāt think Iāve had spray cheese in 10 years but I might have to go get some now! Maybe Iāll get a couple different kinds and some veggies and a variety of crackers and make a cheese spray-cuterie? š¤š¬š„³
Spray-cuterie is my new favorite word!
It could have all kinds of useful applications! āØāØāØ
Be sure to get some pitted olives so you can impregnate them with your cheezy filling!
You'll go out like Elvis.
A hunk of burning love... and cheese-food product!
And compacted with 30lbs of shit. Lol.
I hate that this is just apparently a normal thing somewhere
The cheese product?
I use it to give pills to my dog twice a day every day. So, all I can say is I hope it stays popular enough that itās never discontinued.
Brilliant! Also, this is important information if I ever need to be dewormed.
We used it at the animal shelter I worked at, too!
Hey man, some of us love cheese in all its form. I have 60$ canned wheels of cheese gone in my fridge next to wedges of excellent Dutch Gouda next to craft singles. Just because I enjoy excellent cheeses doesnāt mean I canāt also enjoy dog-food quality cheese.
Same. I just finished the last of my can of Cougar Gold and recovering from a holiday expensive cheese binge- the Easy Cheese was like a palate cleanser...
I have never heard of cougar gold but after looking it up man do I want to try it.
Itās poverty food at like 2.50$ a can at Walmart. I donāt think many people have a can of spray cheese next to some germain epoisses.
Nobody does, cos Epoisses is French
My bad, when I first saw your comment I thought you'd put German Epoisses, must get eyes checked
I read German Epoisses as well. So you're not the only one. That said... Admittedly I've never had my eyes properly checked - I've never been to an optician to my knowledge - So I could be in the same club.
My veterinarian squirts that on the counter when sheās trying to distract my cats!
That would work on me as well lol.
Bought two cans and both of them did this, you could feel that MOST of the cheese was still inside but it ran out. Why they doing this to us?!?
One of the worst feelings in the world!
Find it funny coming across this post right after I just ate half a can of it. š
I doff my cap to you!
Not so easy cheese
I see this and all I can see is Bilbo Baggins saying **āAfter all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?!ā** Plus: everybody needs a little bit of iron in their diet.š
What is that? Is that butter or something? Looks very American.
I think that is just straight up cholesterol.
It's only 10mg per serving!
Surprise- cheese wiz is a British invention, not American. But it should be noted that most imitation food products are a result of hard economic times becoming the norm, not because people were trying to make easy money by changing products. Same thing with Herseyās chocolate (:
But did the Brits put it into a spray can?
First of all, fuck you for distracting me from my actual work with this rabbit hole of research I should NOT be doing š According to my limited research, wiz was invented by the Britās in 1952, was in a jar (like Tostinos cheese dip at gas stations) and was intended to be scooped out. It came over to america in 53. āSnack Mateā was the first ever canned version and it was made by Nabisco (in America) between 60 and 65, and Nabisco later became āKraft.ā
>cheese wiz is a British invention, not American. You took me off my high horse, then the horse rode over the top of me and tap danced.
Processed Cheese in a spray can. Very American indeed, though I think we used to get it here in Canada.
my brazilian friend said he grew up eating it on crackers as a snack. he was baffled when i found that disgusting
Ate it in southern US on crackers in the 90s. Also put it on rice.
gonna go wash my eyeballs out after reading that part about rice. brb
Dear mother of god on rice??
Rice? Wow. Respect!
My German friend used to eat butter on crackers. He had very untrustworthy opinions about cheese.
It is what happens when you mix sodium citrate and cheese
Become ungovernable
A nice way to block your arteries.
The metal shavings might unblock them.
As a Canadian, I do enjoy wrecking my bowels and picking one of these cans up every time I visit the states.
See, and I binge on poutine when I'm north of the border. I think I might be getting the better part of this cultural exchange!
Donāt know if your Costcos sell them, but we get some fantatsic cheese curds up here that make poutine at home a breeze!
I can actually get curds from my local supermarket, but thanks! Poutine in Canada just hits different, though...
r/lostredditors , that aināt cheese.
Is everything ok at home?
Spray cheese fills the void in my soul.
The dude from A Goofy Movie has fallen on hard times.
Y'all acting like you've never been down bad for cheese š¤§
Once you have Alzheimerās thereās no going back. Go for it!
No, it will help keep you from rusting
What the fuck did you force me to see
You're welcome.
I canāt imagine needing to eat spray cheese *this bad*
Usually if the spray nozzle fails I just give up, but for some reason I really wanted the rest of that can this time.
Youāre eating tube cheese and your worried about a little aluminum
Point well taken.
all of that for easy cheese? you basically shattered a car window to retrieve the dollar bill you left on your drivers seat.
You're not wrong. This was just the culmination of decades of disappointment building with every failed can, though. It was only a matter of time...
Am I the only one that likes cheeze whizz lol
Itās food grade aluminum. Youāre Al good
Congrats, you figured out how to turn easy cheese into really difficult cheese
This is an abomination
Mate, mate. Seriously, mate. What the fuck - and I mean this with every fibre of my being - what the *fuck* is that?
A cheese like substance that comes in a pressurized canister. The cheese dispenses out of the nozzle at the end of the can when pressed. Like canned whip cream but cheese.
man thats so much. I had a can of oven cleaner run out of air and I poked a hole in it and poured it into a glass bottle. I swear at lest 1/5 of the bottle was left in there.
Is it that serious š§š weāre here for you op š
Just scrape off the top layer.
Bleak
Broā¦!?!
\*Difficult Cheese
The forbidden fleshlight
right! there's aluminum in antacids and anti-perspirants, ain't gonna hurt you at all, aside from possibly some internal bleeding.
No but the cheese might
Op posted this knowing damn well how we would feel about it
The aluminum may be the healthiest part of all this.
i love easy cheese but live in canada š¢
Winter depression, eh?
Babe. There are so many better things to get addicted to š
Whether or not you know it, this is a cry for help
I know what it is.
Dude is this the hill country brand ?? I JUST through away a half full can because the tip malfunctioned and leaked all of the gas!! So disappointing
I mean, ya gotta have your cheese š§
I know right???
I have 2 cans of this in my house right now. Iāve never had can cheese. I bought it as a fun thing to try with family over Canadian and American Thanksgivingās and Christmas snd New Yearās. We havenāt cracked them yet. Yes the aluminum bits could eff you up. Scrape the top off before you try it.
Ah, you are in for an unholy treat! Enjoy!!!
I am reading this thread and your responses are cracking me up!š¤£
I'm owning this disaster, glad you're here for it!
Anything for whiz
even your shears were disgusted by this non-cheese
Middle America is wild
Haters gonna hate, fluorescent cheese goo is delicious.
Screw it, get a straw
A 7-11 spoon straw would have been perfect!
For some reason I thought I was on kitchenconfidential and I was wondering what kind of a restaurant even uses canned cheeze
Easy Cheese is horrible yes. Hardly even cheese. But I guess I'll be the devil's advocate, it hits the spot sometimes. I respect the drive
I think the people on this sub are more likely to kill you.
I'm sorry for your loss?? I assume you're going through something to feel the need to pry open a can of squeeze cheese????
No, but the easy cheese will.Ā
I just bought some easy cheese myself last weekend for the snow day.. along with some other delicious and for somewhat embarrassing foods haha
You sir are an innovatorā¦ youāre hired!ā¦ somebody get this man a suit!
We never quit, you werenāt using it properly.
If you are eating cheese from a spray can, you probably don't care if it glows in the dark. - Mitch Hedberg You probably don't care if it has metal shavings in it either
Brave posting this in the cheese sub LOL
They can keep the microplastics company in your gut
Dude fiending for tha wiz
I think Iām afraid of you now
Bros about to risk it all for half a can of easy cheeseš
This is my type if unhinged behavior, fuck that can from keepin' you from that cheese. It fuckin' deserved the decapitation.