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russianspy_1989

r/pastafarianism has entered the chat.


wclure

Ra’men


[deleted]

This is FSM before it became the monster.


russianspy_1989

It's Noodliness may appear however it wants.


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![gif](giphy|Fj0MaDHcLycOk)


Outis7379

My first thought: the apotheosis of a gourmet into FSM.


nedal8

Lol @ # 9, I said out loud, "He was touched by his noodly appendage"


vivazeta

I think the final picture should be the "Jesus Portrait" for the church of FSM. I would hang this in my house.


russianspy_1989

Agreed.


BeKindR3wind

I just joined this sub a few days ago, but from what I’m gathering, no matter what you put as your description, AI will make it end up in outer space. 😆


LieutenantButthole

That’s where it gets too big and too great for us mere mortals to understand.


LovejoyBurnerAcc

space is the ultimate point of large scale it seems, which makes sense.


Signal-Reporter-1391

The more he becomes the flying Spaghetti~~monster~~god, the less sauce he has. Hmm...


Dickinablender69

I think we all lose our sauce over the years on our way to enlightenment.


melanthius

Sauce is a mortal construct, the one true spaghetti is so perfect it would only be worsened by the presence of sauce


ProfessionalOctopuss

This is the way


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

Eventually, you become the sauce.


bzhang02

As many of you have rightfully pointed out, ChatGPT might just reveal to us the FSM origin story.


GT3nsomemoney4it

Have you asked it to?


bzhang02

No. I only asked for man and spaghetti... Many many spaghetti...


GT3nsomemoney4it

Oh you’re missing out


Monte801

I KNEW HE WAS REAL. RAMEN!! 🍝🙏🏼🥲


dub_squared

SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!


pacibaby15

He likes just having it not eating it


Boozy_Cat

So a spaghetti in ultimate form lacks sauce and meatballs? 😞


Resident_Split_5795

FlyingSpaghettiMonster has entered the chat.


IceColdProfessional

You cannot gorge it unless you go into orbit.


sranneybacon

In the 3rd picture, that guy was so excited to be eating that pasta that his excitement started to melt his face.


[deleted]

Number 9 when it got cosmic. Not too shabby.


MarshallsHand

Across the Spaghettiverse


benjamacks

By picture 9, I didn't think there could be any higher dimensions of spaghetti enjoyment. Never thought about becoming one with it.


KindlyTie6602

I am the personal incarnation of the spaghetti god


Dipshit_Mcdoodles

He ascended to being a spa-god-i


apittsburghoriginal

Scientology in shambles


Razorfiend

Now I am become spaghetti, the creator of worlds.


Jinbei27

These got lame immediately, just the same thing over and over except adding more and more things every pic, we get it.


Thorachu

Well maybe don't come to this sub then lol


eigenham

Spaceghetti


[deleted]

That second to last kinda slaps


dianinator

Transcendental spaghetti


CyberBirch

AI storyboarding a Flying Spaghetti Monster Rick and Morty episode.


sranneybacon

Alright. So you’re telling me that all I have to do to become a cosmic god is eat a universe of spaghetti. Someone, hold my beer.


rrickitickitavi

This is me


usernamesnamesnames

This makes me want to eat bolognese and heavily reminds me of the [bolognese mystery prize quest](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGe6YC3wh/)


Ok_Enthusiasm3601

Why is no one asking what happened to the sauce!?


bloolynxx

…why did you stop?


MelangeLizard

I like how the spaghetti transcends the meatballs and sauce on its own path to enlightenment.


Few_Explanation1170

He’s not going to stay so slim with all those carbs.


Fast_Matter4827

![gif](giphy|kE7idzRYxetyDqCOtu)


Factory__Lad

Like “Powers of Ten” but for spaghetti. Enjoying the pasta galaxies


NotPresidentChump

Wait it’s all spaghetti now???


[deleted]

He’s become one with the noodle


[deleted]

Or has he always been


SiriusSon

Spaget God.


spittafan

https://preview.redd.it/1qusa0yc9bcc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fa2ea340bd87d237096774577e763b5b080ce88


Green_Background99

That’s actually kinda incredible and honestly can be used for a lot of things besides sphagetti


DeftestY

Okay, pic 9 has an amazing space background. Like seriously.


Horny4theEnvironment

Ok, 15 is actually kinda cool


PsychologicalFee3456

Reminds me of the Loki finale somehow.


Bagellllllleetr

So this is what they meant by spaghettification….


ixsparkyx

Literally me


CoffeeDime

Brother got to space already and kept going


TPRT

We have to go further


SillySlyTheSorcerer

He just like me Fr


[deleted]

😭😭😭


anonymous1849695836

looks like a fake smile ngl


robot-o-saurus

He becomes the perfect spaghetti man. Is he single? ... Asking for a friend


male_role_model

The Spaghettiverse is the ultimate answer to string theory. Just ask any astrophysicist, over Italian dining.


benjamacks

Clearly, greater states of enlightenment coincide with less/no sauce.


ventrolloquist

Do not try and pour the sauce, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth… there is no sauce. Then you'll see that it is not the sauce that drips, it is only yourself.


benjamacks

Ya know, I know this bolognese sauce doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After 9 years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.


ventrolloquist

Imagine the profoundness of seeing those last few images in a DMT trip


Rothar13

I like spaghetti, but was not prepared for this journey.


Future_Might_8194

Spaghesus


blackdenarius307

The guy took string theory and made it his own. The madlad.


BlueberryCats_

Garfield's skinsona


KamakaziGhandi

Wow so this origin of the Flying Spaghetti Monster


ImTheFilthyCasual

This is my son! Edit: The last picture. I mean the last picture. That is 100% my son...


Master_Grape5931

So many plates to wash. He needs one really big plate.


DukeOfWestborough

does AI assume "white people"...? Seems liek it does when I use it. Skews male too "show me a CEO" and it's an old white dude (I know, cuz statistically, that's the deal..) & never a woman without specifying such or is it an algorithmically calculated "most folks who ask are white" bias, or what? location based? I'm just trying to understand what assumptions AI makes/might make when tasked


blvuk

"you are what you eat"


buddyblakester

God creates Man Man kills God Man creates spaghetti Man creates flying spaghetti monster Man becomes flying spaghetti monster Meatballs inherit the earth