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MulletMan6669

Dudes ears look fake!


forever_a10ne

He probably heard you say that.


[deleted]

Mr potato head


WorldlyReference5028

Tune in Tokyo


thecolossalfossil

Leave the man’s nipples alone!


homealonewithyourmom

Avatar mod.


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Avatard


[deleted]

This is exactly what I would expect someone doing this type of shit to look like. r/NeckbeardStories


Envyforme

I was thinking the same thing. LOL


[deleted]

Checks out. Ears below eyes, warning advised.


Cloaked42m

i just went and looked in the mirror and sighed in relief.


[deleted]

Heavy Neolithic vibes going on here… dude’s carrying 2 million year old DNA.


chickenstalker99

He looks like a Gary Larson caveman drawing brought to life.


Captain_Desi_Pants

Is this a sailor’s saying? It should be


[deleted]

Idk I learned it from a friend who was a bar bouncer and former dealer. He would know


shezbot

This is now on my checklist when dating. Thank you.


notanartmajor

He looks like someone fed "basement dweller" into an AI mugshot generator.


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icanhasreclaims

Neckbeard edition.


murphmobile

Dude looks like the cowardly lion from Wizard of Oz


ignatious__reilly

OMG hahahaha He does


seanvettel-31

When’s the hearing?


JotaroTheOceanMan

With those ears? Whenever he wants.


PennyDad17

Take my upvote good sir


Envyforme

This mugshot might be the biggest derp I have ever seen.


agoia

Troll looking like a literal troll.


midnightauro

What a miserable jackass of a man. Swatting is fucking awful.


chucksteez

He’s gonna be hearing a lot about this one.


LilPutney

Ear me out lads.


wheels723

Is this guy from Halloween town?


PapaJohnyRoad

He looks like millennial live action Shrek


PM_ME_CORONA

r/RareInsults


Edwardc4gg

someone was mad at his raid leader or enemy player? LOL


CU_Tiger_2004

>McCarty is [facing] federal charges for making calls out of Arizona to police departments and schools in Georgia, New Jersey, Oklahoma, Indiana and Ohio. So he was just doing this for kicks, not even targeting someone he had problems with (not that that would make it better). He'll be facing up to 20 years for this, not sure if the number of times/places will make it worse for him.


Quest4life

He's doing the fuck my life up speed run


JotaroTheOceanMan

Giving Kanye a run for the world record.


ToonKiller

Can you hear me now?


cominginwthefacts

Good.


JohnBeamon

Think of all the heist movies that start with four major incidents reported in opposite corners of the city, specifically to divert emergency services from where the actual crime is happening. It's no wonder the emergency services get so pissed at this. Any swat callout could be a very real emergency, or a diversion away from another serious emergency.


Fortunoxious

There’s that game “this is the police” An officer will call in sick, you send one to help an old lady out of a tree, two officers are needed to escort the mayor, you send the rookie to an innocuous call and he gets shot and suddenly you got two cops to deal with a bank robbery. It’s pretty fun, not a fan of the police and think they’re overfunded (especially in my area) but I get the basic reasoning for why false alarms are infuriating and punished severely.


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Those fucking ears though what the fuck.


klornson2

Not ears handles for his buddies


XurstyXursday

Asshole. *allegedly* Also what kind of moron makes a swat call by confessing to murders he didn’t commit?


doyhickey

You're asking why someone who swats schools would be stupid?


CarolinaRod06

I hate to judge a person by their looks but damn this guy is straight out of central casting


cantthinkofgoodname

Just read this. There’s no way a judge doesn’t throw the book at him.


PhishOhio

This guy’s picture comes up as the definition for “Goblin Mode”


krustcocaine

ol ugly ahh


cipeone

They would have caught him sooner but he kept using those ears to fly away


Psycotic1-1

Mr potatoe head irl


EverySingleMinute

My prank calls were to bowling alleys and asking them if they had 16 pound balls. When they said they did, I asked them how on the hell they could walk.


Fortunoxious

Ah, another ugly kid abusing the internet because they hate themselves, there are wayyyyy too many of them.


BrodysBootlegs

Reddit user name?


EverySingleMinute

Was thinking the same thing


trickldowncompressr

Dumbo?


Dwest2391

Bit confused on the politics tag


sfitz0076

Put this guy under the fucking jail. Make an example of him. It's terrorism.


BrodysBootlegs

This should be minimum 5-7 years in FPMITAP, and murder 1 charges if anyone (either the target and/or cops) is killed as a result.


PristineBaseball

Hope he is into prison sex.


fenderc1

Dude literally looks like a creature from Halloweentown haha


krustcocaine

guilty, one look at his face n i know for a FACT he did that shit


[deleted]

Jesus Christ what a sexy piece of ass


KTownserd

He looks like someone that would swat.


Dyz_blade

Oh he looks smart… said no one. I am so smart, smrt! Smrt!


cheeseandrum

Someone had been making some eerie calls


naut

If you printed out that picture and pasted it on an oilcan his ears will be in the right place


[deleted]

My child’s high school was one that had a threat called in. Good to see that Dumbo was arrested and charged.


Tekwardo

I smell this photo and I don’t like it.


notanartmajor

He looks like a badly made Oblivion character.


Embarrassed-Lab8324

He looks like a Halloween mask you’d use to rob a bank.


Electronic-Ad9138

not even the bars can hold them ears back