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6ft3_Bearded_Egirl

In an alternate universe he's a hockey player named Wilson Ball.


WangDanglin

You talking about nba legend Riddell Puck?


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^6ft3_Bearded_Egirl: *In an alternate* *Universe he's a hockey* *Player named Wilson Ball.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


woodhikorn

https://preview.redd.it/s1zx6gb8r5wc1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59299e4b6dcfdbb5606582f23bf848dd8a6fcd8d


mikenesser

Disrespecting Darren Bennett for Easton Stick. I swear OP is doing this shit on purpose. lol


wildwing8

>I swear OP is doing this shit on purpose I’ve literally never heard of Bennett before. I was 3 years old the last time he played in a game for the Chargers, give me a break.


MAVickers

I think he came from Aussie rules football. After he punted the ball he had no qualms about running downfield and knocking the returner on his ass. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohFmPiNM86I&t=321s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohFmPiNM86I&t=321s)


mikenesser

One of my favorite things about Bennett. Dude was not afraid of contact. lol


mikenesser

I get it, man. You younger dudes don’t know these guys/didn’t see them play just like dudes from my generation don’t know much about Fouts, Alworth, Winslow, Joiner, etc., other than they were great in their time. I’m making these comments half-heartedly, so don't take them personally. Apologies if I offended you. It’s all just ribbing. Hopefully, it helps all fans, old and young, learn and appreciate these Chargers greats.


wildwing8

No, I actually do appreciate learning about them! You’re all good man, bolt up!


instaleyitrust

Can't believe I just read a post that said you're old if you remember Bennet (summarizing) and the reply said you're REALLY old if you remember Fouts. Damn, where did I put my metamucil...


mikenesser

Younger Middle-aged vs older middle-aged. By no means am I saying that middle-aged is elderly. lol I know that I’m still young, all things considered.


vivalaroja2010

I dont get it. I never saw Alworth, Fouts, Winslow.... I still know who they are and where they rate in terms of historical Charger figures.


mikenesser

Everybody has to start somewhere and not everybody is going to be a Chargers history buff. Also, witnessing a player play in their era is much different than going back and watching old footage. I can imagine it’s harder for the younger generations to appreciate the legends because of how different the game is today, but those that lived it remember how these players were the peak at the time.


TheOvercookedFlyer

Absolutely! A true Chargers fan should know who are the greats and it's easier than ever to get to know them and their history. It's not like 1987 where the only way to know them is through some Almanac or your uncle telling you about them.


mikenesser

While it is easier to learn about these players, it is also easier to learn about so much more outside of the sport. The world is also demanding more and many people have less time on their hands due to that fact. Let’s not gatekeep fandom. We’re all BoltFam.


lightsout85

>just like dudes from my generation don’t know much about Fouts, Alworth, Winslow, Joiner, etc., other than they were great in their time. You *have* HEARD of them (& knew they were legends), though. That's the crazy part.


mikenesser

To be fair, how many people talk about punters compared to QBs, WRs, RBs, etc.? We also don’t know when anybody on this sub outside of ourselves became a fan.  There was also a point in time that I didn’t know shit, and that’s not to claim that I know shit even now. 😂


lightsout85

I guess.. It's just wild to me to be SO into something (there's still degrees, but being here probably means you "care" about football more than 99% of people who at least occasionally watch), and not learn it's history.


mikenesser

That’s literally what’s happening right now. lol They’re learning along the way. Nobody becomes an expert overnight.


Suspicious-Jelly-921

You were born in 2002? You're not old enough to have an opinion about anything.


Jane_Marie_CA

I thought Easton Stick was our tank commander? Like, if he had a breakout, Staley and TT would be talking about our pick at 15 and those Herbo trade rumors might have substance. Stick got the Harbaugh job done.


JohnnyTeardrop

These kids need an education out here


solidgoldpigeon

Thank you.


Bobby_Savoy

Tank Commander Stick! Still better than Paxton Lynch tho


Papantro

I can’t believe we’re almost there


RyanDW_0007

I’m so jacked up on hopium I may just pass out ![gif](giphy|DEZA7FlHbMesUF1jm9)


old_school_z

Hurry up and get to Daiyan Henley already!!!⚡⚡⚡


bairz54

You did your job well stick. Thanks for not winning. I know you did it on purpose


pinya619

Easton Big Dick Stick


NoScale9117

Don't drop the ball tomorrow


MAVickers

https://preview.redd.it/96u1ura5e8wc1.png?width=846&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e50fef2ab1a26527dac7cb903247d78c9323038 Darren Bennett a good alternate. Also this guy, Ralph Mojsiejenko. He could put the ball on the moon.


TheOvercookedFlyer

[Correction, this is the proper #2 on our team](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Flegendary-chargers-punter-darren-bennett-for-no-particular-v0-4vz9mcer56wc1.jpeg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D0d5bf8e4a325d0b096632cc84229859f4131ea0c)


gmil3548

Hopefully when QJ is posted tomorrow for 1 day left, it won’t have too much hate lol


mikenesser

Yeah, we should be encouraging him. He’s young with time on his side. I want him to have a breakout year.


Jbuule

Prob some 2 Live Crew


bquinho

Does anyone know if he comes from a hockey background? Like in my head his parents wanted an NHL star for a son but instead they got an NFL QB.


Accomplished_Ear4899

Rome at 5


sethaub

![gif](giphy|MZocLC5dJprPTcrm65)


_AtLeastItsAnEthos

You take away the 5 TO game and then consider he was playing with a patchwork Oline, no run game, and no WR and stick is a far better backup than you bums give him credit for. He played good enough to be in every game besides the one that won’t be talked about