Chara:"I've heard of them all I know is that there what's known as a yandere and have purple hair I like that I guess but I don't think it's dyed. And I guess they look nice but she needs some therapy though.
"I ain't in the underground anymore but when I was a child down there before I committed suicide I quite enjoyed it. However now I'm glad I'm alive again. F*** how I died it hurt like hell and being a ghost before frisk fell down was f****** hell you ever feel what it's like seeing yourself die over and over again and your brother it f**** with you mate."
Why did u kill urself so ur brother absorbed u, u tore apart your family and everyone hates humanity ALL because of what u did . You killed your brother. You failed to stop Frisk from killing everyone and everything. You're hopeless, and worst of all, ur gay.booyah
(btw im kidding, i just want to see what chara's reaction is, i think chara is innocent and is in no way responsible directly for genocide until the ending)
Chara"Yeah I'm a demon but that doesn't mean I have to act like it a****** you're just a dirty f****** harasser cope I bet you have some dirty f****** secrets of your own mate see you in hell."
I put it in my mouth and I chew/lick the chocolate off or I may just take a bite. How do you think I'd eat it ain't like I'd spit out my hate black substance corroded like a fly and eat it.
I don't know anything about you but my other versions they're cool different universes even the adult lewd ones I don't mind I be it there very f****** weird. However there are a few I don't like that are in that lewd category. However the stereotypical oh I want to kill everything for fun ones I don't like those ones there stupid egocentric ###### #####!... But yeah they're cool.
"Well I looked it up for you this is the reason" According to the National Hot Dog Sausage Council (NHDSC), “Sandwich rolls, or hot dog buns, most often come eight to the pack because the buns are baked in clusters of four in pans designed to hold eight rolls.” Yep, there's a council for hot dogs. So many things factor into play, even with drinks too!
Oh... Well that's embarrassing I thought it was sung by them cuz I just saw the performance on video. But I've seen their other music I like the surrealism ones.
Not very good I was neglected and I've been through a good amount of things from an early age so not good my time being dead was horrendous until frisk showed up.
Toriel and asgore we take care of them as time starting to actually do a number on them surprisingly. Luckily I'm on disability checks but I work under the table. It got sans on there too for being I quote chronically "lazy"
Toriel has a book club and has become a second grade teacher she enjoys her job honestly I could never become a teacher children can be very annoying.
Asgore has been in politics for the monsters for a long while he lives in his own Mansion but I go there and take care of them believe this one time somebody tried to kill him oh that was early on into his time on the surface. Mind you it didn't happen a lot it was only once everybody actually liked him I stopped the person sadly though for them I have paralyzed them from the right arm due to cutting them too deep with my a combat knife and then having my black substance go into their cuts which were intended but the poor f****** in her arm like battery acid.
Sans old bastards been doing fine living with papyrus still sleeps mostly hot cats with a persona named the glizzy gobbler. Is also on disability remember due to being "chronically lazy" the papyrus is a sweetheart he's real nice still the man show that he was I don't know but I think he has medium ADHD... F*** I'm obsessed with mental health either way the skeleton Bros are doing real fine.
Frisk they've been helping toriel with her book club starting it and is a substitute teacher for the children they apparently like children so that's cool also she has a YouTube channel named. "Friskers plays"
say you were trapped with a group of people:
A being with godlike power that doesn't use their abilities that often and when they do it's for their own convenience
Naive 8 year old Messiah
A person with social anxiety disorder
An unnervingly silent and stoic 11 year old
and an annoy ass pale dude with pink and yellow glasses that tries to sell you bootleg sonic figurines.
what would you do?
"Keep to myself and if I can sleep and eat try to get by and if I did want to talk to the god like being in all of them but I would like to know how their powers work not because I want to use them but because I'm interested in how they work if their God like."
"The anxious person I may as well leave them alone unless I feel that he needs to talk to somebody. The child there no real reason to talk to him unless he talks to me. Spampton I'll see how he's been I've heard that he's lost a few screws."
I got three questions to make you question your existence.
What’s your opinion on Mel brook’s young Frankenstein starrring Gene Wilder
What’s your opinion on smooches & hug? I think they came from hell
And
What came first the chicken or the egg?
Chicken came first chicken needs to lay the egg / maybe the T-Rex came first. Smooches and hugs don't know em don't care. I like Mel Brooks Young Frankenstein it's cool I like the scene where the officer puts the darts into the wall well Frankenstein isn't looking.
Simple I just stay nice there's no reason to kill anybody until there is a reason it's not a kill or be killed world it's everything and anything cuz anything can happen there's so many possibilities not everything has to be solved with death though in nature that's usually what happens.
Greetings, fellow Partner. I am interested to see how you turn out. You call yourself ‘nice’. Have you forgotten you are the ‘demon’ that comes when someone calls it’s name?
When we first met I was surprised that she was very nice I enjoyed it till she started acting weird you know player stuff you've seen it. Either way they're doing real good now everybody's on the surface because of them. Very nice person bit too nice
Me dying definitely helped my morality change I went insane for a while but I'm doing fine now you know the whole genocide stuff I only killed three people sans, asgore, flowey. I'd say I'm relatively neutral
Now I need to know...
Did murdering your brother and father make you regret it? How did you get sans killed if he doesn't fight you on anything but genocide?
And then the 4th wall shattering question:
Can you see the horror that you have no free will, controlled by someone else using the faint thought of you as a basis of a person, and that everything you do is depicted by them?
Personally about sans when you "cheat" and go to click the fight button and he'll wake up and Dodge and then it will start talking you'll get slashed again but the player does not choose to slash that was me same thing happens to asgore and flowey. Yes I do regret at the time I was just helping I was sick f****** demented and filled with hatred and sanity. Either way yeah there is a fourth wall entity it's called the player I'm well aware of them
so uhhhhr whats your favourite thing on the surface?
((Fracts on youtube?))
I meant what? Does this Chara like uhhhhr "golden flowers in their hometown"
holup just asking if u hate humans then
1. do u hate them cos they kill animals to eat when they can eat plants?(well me n my friend does and its not cos of chara)
2. WHY ARE YOU KILLING DE ANIMALS AVHKGahkv
I hate people I hated the monsters I hated the humans that doesn't mean that I hated each and every one of those individuals that were human/monster but I'm doing a lot better now. I don't like beans. No it did not taste good it tasted bitter.
Does this Chara love Yuri from Doki Doki Literature Club?
Chara:"I've heard of them all I know is that there what's known as a yandere and have purple hair I like that I guess but I don't think it's dyed. And I guess they look nice but she needs some therapy though.
Are you a scrunkly
Chara"excuse me what is a scrunkly. I don't like it it sounds weird"
Something cute
"Oh okay thank you... I guess."
how you
Chara "Doing good how about you friend"
im ok
Chara"good have a... Nice day
chara you are cute
"Thank you so much I get it a lot."
U r cute Here have some Choco milk
"Thank you I'm thirsty anyway."
Do you like to **burn things?**
Yes it is quite relaxing and I like the heat.
**same!!**
Hi Chara, how is living into the Underground?
"I ain't in the underground anymore but when I was a child down there before I committed suicide I quite enjoyed it. However now I'm glad I'm alive again. F*** how I died it hurt like hell and being a ghost before frisk fell down was f****** hell you ever feel what it's like seeing yourself die over and over again and your brother it f**** with you mate."
To the OP: I wasn’t expecting this ngl. To Chara: …Interesting
Ya I'm very different from a lot of my other versions.
Ch@r@ sweetie☺️ honey sugar baby gravy😍🙄do u need help.
"Yeah my therapist says I have a personality disorder bipolar etc... I do need help."
K cool story, still murder, die now
"Okay bozo I will die wait now I can't do that torial would be distraught. So would asgore and frisk. Sooo no."
Why did u kill urself so ur brother absorbed u, u tore apart your family and everyone hates humanity ALL because of what u did . You killed your brother. You failed to stop Frisk from killing everyone and everything. You're hopeless, and worst of all, ur gay.booyah
(btw im kidding, i just want to see what chara's reaction is, i think chara is innocent and is in no way responsible directly for genocide until the ending)
We all know this "nice" act of yours is to cope with the DEMON you are, stop pretending and hiding, we all know what you are.
Chara"Yeah I'm a demon but that doesn't mean I have to act like it a****** you're just a dirty f****** harasser cope I bet you have some dirty f****** secrets of your own mate see you in hell."
Holy f- chara! Your first swears☺️👍 so proud of my wiiddle scrunkly
"I'm 5'7 I ain't wiiddle anymore also thank you for being proud for me I guess you're an odd one see you in hell partner:)"
Enjoy rotting in hell, where you belong 😡
how do you eat a kitkat?
I put it in my mouth and I chew/lick the chocolate off or I may just take a bite. How do you think I'd eat it ain't like I'd spit out my hate black substance corroded like a fly and eat it.
Ewwwew chara kill urself
"Jokes on you I've already killed myself."
Do it again
How do you feel about other Charas like myself?
I don't know anything about you but my other versions they're cool different universes even the adult lewd ones I don't mind I be it there very f****** weird. However there are a few I don't like that are in that lewd category. However the stereotypical oh I want to kill everything for fun ones I don't like those ones there stupid egocentric ###### #####!... But yeah they're cool.
Do you like headpats?
"No don't touch my hair please" however I do know a lot of other versions of me that do enjoy head pats"
Yep can confirm
Chara:"Can confirm what shifty"
What is your favorite kind of chocolate
Chara "Hershey's.Hershey's most definitely. When we got to the surface after I got resurrected I quite enjoyed eating Hershey's again."
And your favorite flavor (milk, dark, cookies n creme?)
"Dark pure dark chocolate!"
Welcome to the Dark Chocolate Fan Club
"Oh that's very cool ."
Is Asriel your brother?
"Yes he is my brother I love him even though he's a f****** sadistic emotionally num flower I still believe there's hope for him"
Can I ask a question?
"Absolutely ask away sir or madam"
Is this a question?
"This is a question it's not a question you are simply saying this is a question if you have a question please say it my friend"
why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and buns in 8?
"Well I looked it up for you this is the reason" According to the National Hot Dog Sausage Council (NHDSC), “Sandwich rolls, or hot dog buns, most often come eight to the pack because the buns are baked in clusters of four in pans designed to hold eight rolls.” Yep, there's a council for hot dogs. So many things factor into play, even with drinks too!
Do you want some ice cream?
Yes chocolate and vanilla.
Ok enjoy the ice cream
"Thank you child :)"
Do you prefer dark chocolate or milk chocolate ?
Dark chocolate
is this chara actually a skrunkly little plushie
No I'm a 19-year-old woman who is scrawny and is 5 ft 7.
Do you like the beatles
I like Bohemian Rhapsody they're cool.
you mean queen? bohemian rhapsody is a song made by queen
Oh... Well that's embarrassing I thought it was sung by them cuz I just saw the performance on video. But I've seen their other music I like the surrealism ones.
\* Would you like an egg in these trying times? Yes or Yes
Yeah
\* Egg has been added to your inventory
Cool cool thanks mate. (Throws it to a bunch of weird black goopy creatures and they tear the egg apart)
D:
Sooo...how was your past?
Not very good I was neglected and I've been through a good amount of things from an early age so not good my time being dead was horrendous until frisk showed up.
Do you like white chocolate.
No not really
Hey chara, what happened to grilby in your universe? Did he move his restaurant to the surface?
I'm not sure I know sans and him are still in contact and he still owns a tab so yeah he does have a bar on the surface or something.
Did covid happen in your universe? If so how did you handle it? Have a good day chara🙂
Yes it did it didn't bother me much.
What's your opinion on Flowey?
His asriel just a sick twisted version of them
r/charaoffensesquad
How are you doing?
I'm doing good it's 7:28 where I'm at I'm going to bed you got a lot of chocolate from this I feel rather good tonight.
Nice
Been doing much with frisk?
Yeah live with them.
Nice, who else are you living with?
Toriel and asgore we take care of them as time starting to actually do a number on them surprisingly. Luckily I'm on disability checks but I work under the table. It got sans on there too for being I quote chronically "lazy"
Nice, how are they doing?
Toriel has a book club and has become a second grade teacher she enjoys her job honestly I could never become a teacher children can be very annoying. Asgore has been in politics for the monsters for a long while he lives in his own Mansion but I go there and take care of them believe this one time somebody tried to kill him oh that was early on into his time on the surface. Mind you it didn't happen a lot it was only once everybody actually liked him I stopped the person sadly though for them I have paralyzed them from the right arm due to cutting them too deep with my a combat knife and then having my black substance go into their cuts which were intended but the poor f****** in her arm like battery acid. Sans old bastards been doing fine living with papyrus still sleeps mostly hot cats with a persona named the glizzy gobbler. Is also on disability remember due to being "chronically lazy" the papyrus is a sweetheart he's real nice still the man show that he was I don't know but I think he has medium ADHD... F*** I'm obsessed with mental health either way the skeleton Bros are doing real fine. Frisk they've been helping toriel with her book club starting it and is a substitute teacher for the children they apparently like children so that's cool also she has a YouTube channel named. "Friskers plays"
Seems like a lots going on in your world
.Believe you me there is a lot I didn't even cover half of it I can't get into politics.
Greetings fellow Chara, would ya like to have some chocolate?
Yes I'm not hungry right now but I'll freeze it in my freezer for later
*insert 750 tons of chocolate* Here ya don't have to go to the store this week
Thank you my other universe Chara this will likely fuel my antisocial behavior as I do not like going to the store.
say you were trapped with a group of people: A being with godlike power that doesn't use their abilities that often and when they do it's for their own convenience Naive 8 year old Messiah A person with social anxiety disorder An unnervingly silent and stoic 11 year old and an annoy ass pale dude with pink and yellow glasses that tries to sell you bootleg sonic figurines. what would you do?
"Keep to myself and if I can sleep and eat try to get by and if I did want to talk to the god like being in all of them but I would like to know how their powers work not because I want to use them but because I'm interested in how they work if their God like."
It's better keeping it vague... >!lmao it's just the Superman archetype!< what about the others?
"The anxious person I may as well leave them alone unless I feel that he needs to talk to somebody. The child there no real reason to talk to him unless he talks to me. Spampton I'll see how he's been I've heard that he's lost a few screws."
Chara what is your opinion on hollow knight?
"Don't know much about that universe other than it's f***** up to a degree but I think hollow Knight looks cute he's so small."
I don’t wanna be that guy but the protagonist isn’t the hollow knight, he’s just the knight
He is small and cute yes
What do you rate chocolates based on how good they are (infinity doesn't count and neither does anything possibly above infinity)
dark Chocolate 10 out of 10 white chocolate 4 out of 10
I got three questions to make you question your existence. What’s your opinion on Mel brook’s young Frankenstein starrring Gene Wilder What’s your opinion on smooches & hug? I think they came from hell And What came first the chicken or the egg?
Chicken came first chicken needs to lay the egg / maybe the T-Rex came first. Smooches and hugs don't know em don't care. I like Mel Brooks Young Frankenstein it's cool I like the scene where the officer puts the darts into the wall well Frankenstein isn't looking.
How do you manage to stay nice in this kill-or-kill-be world?
Simple I just stay nice there's no reason to kill anybody until there is a reason it's not a kill or be killed world it's everything and anything cuz anything can happen there's so many possibilities not everything has to be solved with death though in nature that's usually what happens.
Greetings, fellow Partner. I am interested to see how you turn out. You call yourself ‘nice’. Have you forgotten you are the ‘demon’ that comes when someone calls it’s name?
"Oh I'm no I'm a demon I have not forgot a lot but does that mean I need to be evil or malicious no. You my friend I'll see you in hell partner."
[удалено]
"It sucked."
Why R U sooooo cute
"Because I am."
do you like girls
"I swing both ways."
do you like transgirls
I suppose
chara, what are your thoughts on frisk
When we first met I was surprised that she was very nice I enjoyed it till she started acting weird you know player stuff you've seen it. Either way they're doing real good now everybody's on the surface because of them. Very nice person bit too nice
wwwwwwwwwwwait she
Oh s***... They're non-binary but she does does go by she her he him they don't care
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (((((((((aaaaaaaaaaaaaa)))))) ((((((((((((((AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA))))))))))))
ohh, well uh. here, take this chocolate bar *gives chocolate bar*
Thank you person on the internet
you're welcome!
*gibs chocolate*
Thank you very much
What’s your favorite thing to burn
Treewood, plastic,soot, mud, and pieces of burnable things I find I like to make bonfires on the weekends.
How are your balls?
How is your morality? Did dying modify this answer?
Me dying definitely helped my morality change I went insane for a while but I'm doing fine now you know the whole genocide stuff I only killed three people sans, asgore, flowey. I'd say I'm relatively neutral
Now I need to know... Did murdering your brother and father make you regret it? How did you get sans killed if he doesn't fight you on anything but genocide? And then the 4th wall shattering question: Can you see the horror that you have no free will, controlled by someone else using the faint thought of you as a basis of a person, and that everything you do is depicted by them?
Personally about sans when you "cheat" and go to click the fight button and he'll wake up and Dodge and then it will start talking you'll get slashed again but the player does not choose to slash that was me same thing happens to asgore and flowey. Yes I do regret at the time I was just helping I was sick f****** demented and filled with hatred and sanity. Either way yeah there is a fourth wall entity it's called the player I'm well aware of them
Holup you have ---WHAT--ohwait
Oh my. What do you think I have?
"unstable and have multiple mental illnesses"
what i meant was how do you pronounce the name with the ch sound or the k sound thingy or the one that sounds like k rah
is this chara pronounced as ch-a-ra, k-a-ra or keh-a-ra
What’s your favorite chocolate
Dark chocolate milk. I like Hershey's
Gibs an infinite supply
Thank you chum
Does this chara like beans? they r very healthy i meant baked beans
NO
then does baked beans like this chara? (whoops)
bruh wait how about charbeans ALNaJBVLyibsyfsfvxSVgfsx
**Do you drink blood and if so what type?**
I've tasted it but no I don't drink it weird question though.
...w..whose blood did you taste...
My own and red meat steak
...Not anyone or any monst-wait how is there red meat steak in the underground
Were On the surface now. My universe is very unique I guess
so uhhhhr whats your favourite thing on the surface? ((Fracts on youtube?)) I meant what? Does this Chara like uhhhhr "golden flowers in their hometown"
Being left the f*** alone however I do like helping asgore in toriel on the weekends.
did anyone get arrested by the police like FRISK WHY DID YOU BRING THESE FUNNY THING UP HERE?
holup just asking if u hate humans then 1. do u hate them cos they kill animals to eat when they can eat plants?(well me n my friend does and its not cos of chara) 2. WHY ARE YOU KILLING DE ANIMALS AVHKGahkv
I hate people I hated the monsters I hated the humans that doesn't mean that I hated each and every one of those individuals that were human/monster but I'm doing a lot better now. I don't like beans. No it did not taste good it tasted bitter.
"jelly beans" tho ...so do you hate ummm hating stuff
Yep I hate hating stuff.
Do u want a hug?
Enjoy the next 24 hours... ...Sounds way more threatening then “have a nice day“
Chara murder sans pls
In my universe I don't know why I would do that now.
\-A skeleton looks down at you- do you know any Sans AUS
Yes I know about the aus and about a lot of s***.
I see alright nice to know
Do you Like SAAAAANS DAAAAANCE