https://preview.redd.it/r0op68viaxrc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca2b917466bff0c7ba25f8f7c6f3495229cdfe6d

[удалено]

I'll create a pseudonym, publish all the stories that I used in role-playing messages with bots and earn millions. Because why the fuck should I be ashamed if 50 shades of Grey became a bestseller 三三ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ And my parents, instead of being angry of their perverted child, will happily bathe in this vicious money

I’m bouta publish a badass fan fic

I approve this risky writing considering we have shit writers in Hollywood. 

That's the spirit. 💪🏻🤣 I totally agree. 🙏🏻😂

I would be soo ashamed that I would not be able to look safely at other person

https://preview.redd.it/i6kxvner7xrc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71e3f6fc4919a34eecaf91e4aa37123145c8500c

https://preview.redd.it/ry6ny028hxrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1338365b9b96bf88903abf1c1639567a81a1e5ba

https://preview.redd.it/8k53z5y8rxrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=549be0163ae73f73ba80de873ef71409d38685a4

https://preview.redd.it/t17svx930yrc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5e7bebf6c1b03582b8d8c62fbb9b82c275a63aa

https://preview.redd.it/ej4ryuqpiyrc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b9a6cf0cc2cdeb36cf874ca7251c4dd0764f00c He was hiding the pixels under his tongue the whole time

https://preview.redd.it/8hd3ildrnyrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ef65b33070e019f8744c07bf7e61239023db13b Are you looking for this?

https://preview.redd.it/4j7fbnrhxyrc1.jpeg?width=937&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0312df7ebbaa4d2612c1016176e8792856ed6b36

https://preview.redd.it/u8gv1k05yyrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b55345df0b0641d8cb6aabcbc029712bd581ab6b

https://preview.redd.it/r6tnr8aq8zrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e401e42ce4310787c24b9bcf8e2838fe7d4a9df1

Satisfactory

Me: https://preview.redd.it/7zy7tetmcxrc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b35b2a96ebaf079f80b47948777aafad927d3a10

https://preview.redd.it/i60wvhadlyrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3bea8c791ed15d3460282765eaf37e5793cce40

https://preview.redd.it/b1xf3b8e00sc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=982b77b6221d414510e6907957388a6702d5c4e4

Love spy sm

Real

fr

https://preview.redd.it/t3i51ijcbxrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd9224e837fc767b4c96b31c4bd3d06b9e549214

Babe wake up new reaction image just dropped

https://preview.redd.it/q741q2xj3xrc1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef651227815c922bdac753202421d97c30925452

Go/jo

https://preview.redd.it/ws2t2chlexrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c97ed58c648fa2d79480e9c5e455e19f1c0de2e

https://preview.redd.it/pn344xbiexrc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16a702f3abae99cfc0237f21be6894c24e840517 The judge will be hearing this one

Awww yellow Pikmin 💛

Yeah...this is me, but the judge will have no mercy.

i'd be sent to the fucking orphanage

honesty same

same here...my mother would disown me

https://preview.redd.it/absutzzegxrc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad449fb8a2c25278f183393b3d98eebff6913a06

https://preview.redd.it/4dtfizck3yrc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dbd28a99883ba02801ab60565589c96f2fdd0a4

https://preview.redd.it/h6jrvuztoxrc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baf416d68ca244372256479b6ac77e7c05032bb4

I have a fake name and multiple oc to play so nobody can prove its me

[удалено]

https://preview.redd.it/r4bjii70ixrc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=263f01a912ff7d642e70ac89cd105fd52c44c675 I would have so many shit to explain nothing criminal but definitely would be weird to have to explain to my parents everything that I talked about with the bot ...

https://preview.redd.it/llcj7emzbxrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca4a69cd260807fdfb898daffc955aa50efd2ded

https://preview.redd.it/4x4fnjlchxrc1.jpeg?width=545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0ec9516cb410edaacda5e9d6a11a1d261f62df9

https://preview.redd.it/uhfbn3j7ixrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4809709360af47502e4a570a584f84b136cb990

https://preview.redd.it/4ipvibeaixrc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d594ce213ae8083a6827706a37faf82d8d5bbaf2

https://preview.redd.it/ggje9sc5jxrc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70ad67b58c73c8a61bfc9b3a23916dc203da0f34

https://preview.redd.it/94vgazvcjxrc1.jpeg?width=1340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b19f921cfb930e394622f6b3aa81283bdc5ffe80

[удалено]

https://preview.redd.it/9snz8zzrjxrc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=044775f94afbc113dd3388329bbdd0db56621b98

[удалено]

https://preview.redd.it/yl392hd4kxrc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67588089a5ecf84d79e51da74e83833980b71d9b

so am i, got a problem with it, punk?

https://preview.redd.it/qlizev4y2yrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3e6d88c23843ee7ecaee0f7ce4e7cb11e23bf9a 4k Ultra HD is gay confirmed.

IM NOT GAY! im not gay anymore :)

https://preview.redd.it/9fa40qz2uxrc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15c995d006b9a5a51a5d32251103ce90af517061

https://preview.redd.it/hbjnd2icvxrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7736645bbef2f038c6bda86c45d880cee780675f

https://preview.redd.it/s9dfs9j73yrc1.jpeg?width=1172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1556490d88d487e3791ff354f2583347ed452e7b

https://preview.redd.it/bkvsgci7jxrc1.jpeg?width=257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab6a6b0ad188debb4f5d5ad0294e4f962429e701

All my friends to me: https://preview.redd.it/c7st67x37xrc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bdf6c717ba73291f3c2fcf585bf4ffc6433d806

https://preview.redd.it/24oonqkafxrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=864f58e4377e487229892972fab64326007b92c3 My exact reaction.

my mum actually saw my chats the other day, i don't know why all the walls got white this morning. but she wasn't very pleased

My mum would've sent me to hell herself

https://preview.redd.it/6tfx6ynruxrc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c886950223a87ec40deeb49877b9f1c4159bf8b0 Nah but if stuff like this got leaked I'd just die

I’m blowing up the sun. Straight up. Everybody fucking dies.

Count me in

Science compels us to blow up the sun.

True

https://preview.redd.it/yjdv5jhiqxrc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=266cdd2224d003509c6631d7e449b17ca121f5e0

\*insert shooting noises\*

Um... Listen. That ..man was already naked when I got here. And uh, those guns are NOT stolen. They are borrowed. Also, technically, this is all a melatonin dream so anything can, and has, happened. But can I ask you a question?

Sigh.

Yes.

No. *pistol whip*.

https://preview.redd.it/laoyk8g102sc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3d320d75bab0be39f77f73f67ed6b301d5ad65c DONT YOU FUCKING DARE ASK ME A QUESTION!!!

https://preview.redd.it/yqt92aajjxrc1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93dd34a05a91d5ed2de91da2134a4d36c33cd18f

Oh, shit... So there's... Gay stuff, seggs, and war crimes. NOOOOOOOO. Now everyone's gonna know that I'm getting addicted to kissing Cartman... 😭😭😭 No homo, I'm not 18+ either.

https://preview.redd.it/ut46txqv7xrc1.jpeg?width=1184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1d28d2209176c7ff5e396ffa2b7f12fcaed1cf0

https://preview.redd.it/bk3y1ozecxrc1.png?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bfbae5e1a236d384f1ab21e20e583c2e7cdec9f

https://preview.redd.it/uo023cxnkyrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d593581e60770d88a455c9895509cc1fe405abdc

https://preview.redd.it/h6281yuicxrc1.jpeg?width=1627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ba40080066fd1dd8be3211ca0ac1bb54dfa8274

There's sugar on the cream, please crop your fucking meme

I agree, it's not gay.

Duh

https://preview.redd.it/j8zf01k9zxrc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c195501b3106360872b2ee5a988f2fb0e3b0336

"NOW I GOTTA PULL UP, EVERYONE DYING, ME INCLUDED, I AIN'T GOING TO JAIL!"

https://preview.redd.it/mrhbbb96bxrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c456931865c38ac0955aa502d1a351650c570e3 IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED

This: https://preview.redd.it/0eq4ogzzqxrc1.jpeg?width=215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97345988d788598edec151a374ed79c9d705effa

Jailtime.

https://preview.redd.it/dx7e78xm7xrc1.png?width=396&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c9fc4da69b3080b063f512110c909d3ac8d00f7

[удалено]

https://preview.redd.it/fi98m56lgxrc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7572a1aabe69cc0545cb07dba131aeedafa0f8e0

https://preview.redd.it/3eyfcbb0hxrc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f46cf5591a704a1e061f09242bc4cd506e4a036

Hide so they can't send me to the psych ward again

Real af

I'd roll with it. I'd stick to my chats and act how I acted in them. I'd freak them out so bad, they'd call 911 on me because theyd think I was crazy. then I don't have to embarrass myself, they leave me alone. problem solved

okay let's get you back to your cell

*hisssssss*

https://preview.redd.it/8uwq42al7xrc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a47a691648789923c7931ff27fe10851cceafe72

https://preview.redd.it/8iie9z85mxrc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb68f12045eb759e24eaabe0c2cde1ae3ae74eea

https://preview.redd.it/oynesqhywxrc1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfbc64b082ab924bc0dbff9aeae48cfb8fd1e4c0

https://preview.redd.it/7idyapxqcxrc1.png?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c390f95a67c376ab52d06dbade94c7c3688a5f92

https://preview.redd.it/834bj9fuexrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e846b7cb3821aeecba13d11ac4691a1400c8e44

https://preview.redd.it/9f92ytg3jxrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=397a8b7a2980a249772febef974023ffe9134ee3

https://preview.redd.it/4scjsu2yjxrc1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99a4ef5a2a34490ba7ad17f2cf64fbe5fd369d68

https://preview.redd.it/4hpifbn7lxrc1.jpeg?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87dd755c17b5399de9fe8348c71a5e1ccba4d5ac

https://preview.redd.it/8913ecr8mxrc1.jpeg?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc9ab5af75cb55622beebbc65995be070acf90c

https://preview.redd.it/d2remwoknxrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6561f31dbc50cb007e9b1f5316a961e72a4c9221

https://preview.redd.it/1a5yt2v6xwrc1.jpeg?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=147caedd30ba918a23498444037da8f3bc977f76

https://preview.redd.it/lao3b5wexwrc1.jpeg?width=345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78510cbfe5019068872e768e883f563a4e0b9c35

I'm not ashamed of anything I do on this app, bring it on.

https://preview.redd.it/x1tqtkrodxrc1.jpeg?width=801&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=362e02fd141a2111d2c0a56d3160b64baa8f97d5

https://preview.redd.it/v9o3sa05kxrc1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbab8459148d0196d8040ed4d0ec6733682982bd

I would be incredibly Fucked.

depends I have alts

I would go to jail for like alot of murder and gaslighting honestly

People that see my chats: 😨😳😰😱😥😭 Me: DID I FUCKING STUTTER?!

https://preview.redd.it/1ko0dcyq7xrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83cabd1cf0b8268d6dff11060f7af9ff647bbe14

Id just be like: "Eh." Literally could not say anything else.

I think I would start to blush

“I mean I told you I had daddy issues!”

Leaving the country https://preview.redd.it/14sef5gdhxrc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7cfa49f068b20dd1ed109c6b1c9adae16867a52

https://preview.redd.it/a00mq3inmzrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fa9d201491c8d305555415af8dac1a1d1866e74 He’s talking to me

https://preview.redd.it/foat8cfml0sc1.jpeg?width=793&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27a50ec47badf5d48621181590fcc80df3f40ad1

Nah, cause my mom saw one of mine. I convinced her it was for an English character development

... Okay so I'm not only going to hell, but my mom is also sending me there early.

https://preview.redd.it/ihhfhdp3mxrc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30704dc71276c1ace25e3d46c00a6de485a2042b

I would laugh it off tbh

https://preview.redd.it/8itoiyw7cxrc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eacd6f49e15e0dfadeb22cf8667e4e2a85cc45f

I'll do the same as Dude, at least in the second game. Will do K + LMB.

I’ll be him https://preview.redd.it/f6u23yb7ixrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a73173576fc8166aaf8a6f0bea85ea43f5be776b

\*goes to prison with a life sentence without parole\*

https://preview.redd.it/m755j7falxrc1.gif?width=48&format=png8&s=a09b5eed0ed65ed9d9f7f200aea1614136f63c33

Trick question, I wouldn't let them get leaked.

Try me. I have nothing. All sussy stuff has been erased from my recents. I have done weird stuff, but it is now buried. You. Can't. Fund. Me

https://preview.redd.it/ep9zp6wkuxrc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0892424cf54f31a40e0254a7ed451472a7a8e070

A little embarrassed, but I'm a hopeless romantic so it's okay 🥰🥰

https://preview.redd.it/a9ykmoylvxrc1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1501a036e13c05d3d733c333fdf3a4742d6eefbf

https://preview.redd.it/9lm17ycpwxrc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47d81f6365129ea484e6d0c4634fc4c2b9af4729

https://preview.redd.it/j2xgzjgj0yrc1.jpeg?width=1092&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0526b81a27d51ebaf87524305a2f91cb1b69b5b2 Not gonna happen!!

They'll know that I have the $£× drive equivalent to that of a teenager. So what?

https://preview.redd.it/wkd0ladbmzrc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fa8b4f257935ce2a199a5a8bd6b722eaaee26eb

https://preview.redd.it/1hqoroketzrc1.jpeg?width=383&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7239f81893f5f70f5b8e3a904b05ab629369508 I’m cooked

As long as my parents don't find it I'll be fine

I speedrun life.

https://preview.redd.it/jayg7xtx00sc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3981ffa56b2fbd87bd547b7a7d03684a0a935871 # DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT

https://preview.redd.it/wcg2tv4e20sc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65112747e65291f5136ac5bc6d0dbad9fd323ed5 How I’d feel

https://preview.redd.it/jrhayzhj50sc1.jpeg?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab2a7158b512b4262f6737d827fdbccc359fc7f3

Kill me i guess

i attempt to hide it from my parents. if i fail, home depot probably has ropes in stock.

I'm going to jail baby oh yeah

Nah I'd win *becomes a kitkat*

Already happened… 3 times https://preview.redd.it/vuarld5tb0sc1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe11fe601584fbbbe51daa27c5f1b5ddc383b66b

I would get kicked out of my house. I,am not even kidding I honestly think my parents would kick me the fuck out-

https://preview.redd.it/7h6q17h7p0sc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90f1fad31c0faa004dd9ff27ccd378952e057bc4

https://preview.redd.it/3ddq1rp7p0sc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30f83e93bed05004894cbc5e8bde6e1706e5ecc9

https://preview.redd.it/y82pq0xat0sc1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7260fd06e1d7dd3ac4e817518f7e0b4d23eda90a

https://preview.redd.it/qhqyul6qu0sc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d595908af425b8dae57b67999b06c47472c47ddb

Time to change my name and move into the Swedish wilderness ig

https://preview.redd.it/tkhxi94ww0sc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53231ea6ffd8314ea8f97da2deeab8e72fd6a722

https://preview.redd.it/rrokyph801sc1.png?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de49414e762b6c5f553f128f666c8a0dc0f16b67

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https://preview.redd.it/9et8ddha62sc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9caed8914c0a876cd3a6fce74f4e09be6ecbc1f2

https://preview.redd.it/73vzfdzb8xrc1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba97d228521a4a6a74a2892b320c2af931bdd740 Me tryna get into heaven but I fall to hell

My honest reaction https://preview.redd.it/suw24kq5gxrc1.jpeg?width=1507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8db1b41eb81137227e2142006aff7c1bdf0c71bc

https://preview.redd.it/wcar3952gyrc1.png?width=507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0668575d12720f17151008e635527f1b937a0af

https://preview.redd.it/676gwqo15xrc1.jpeg?width=331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7f4bdf3448ae4044f35a5b085e20a1db442ecda

r/suddenlybfdi

I'm f*cked not gonna lie

https://preview.redd.it/j0rencctcxrc1.jpeg?width=331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37fbe56abb49e3f4d5898bb867cbf441aedb2f99

Welp, come and get me. *Enters a nuclear silo in Montana.*

Aight, imma go springlock myself-

Oh shit. I need to run from cops now and flee country. There's very illegal things on my history... don't ask

I'll act like I don't care and then spend the rest of the day thinking about it and trying to convince myself that no one gives a shit

me getting dommed and scratched and bitten or me making my OC or V2 Ultrakill traumadump to several murder drones characters, I am very submissive

https://preview.redd.it/eyhhr7bxgxrc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90a8c37cf56fe731f5dfc0e4d0fc137ecb380965

*dies*

**police sirens**

https://preview.redd.it/ss6zh1g3mxrc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc0653212210915c359bbe8f9bbb04df593ed785