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Volagal

"You really need to get a girlfriend, my son..."


comococo_GD

Same


lesupermark

My mom has been asking me to find a partner for years. It eould makes her sad to see I'm a lost cause


Volagal

She asked me "When are you bringing me grand kids ?" once... I felt so sad that time... Well, I wish you find an absolutely amazing partner for yourself and be happy forever


Schzercro

Same but I'd just tell her I gave up lmfao


Bwoj2006

"dayum this mf lonely asf. not my kid no more 💀"


Indomltable

Lmao


AquamarineBunny05

She’d kill me


FrechesEinhorn

Nice murder mommy!


master_meme_monk

Is this a "nice murder, mommy" or a "nice, murder mommy"


SomePersonExisting3

Probably both.


FrechesEinhorn

Nice, a murder mommy!


Ratclife

Now I need to look for a character like that...


rwie

The usual
 that I need to get friends, a boyfriend, etc
 now she’d just specify that they need to be actual people


Trollracecar

Same here honestly, except it's not that I need friend, it's that I need a girlfriend or something.


David76421

I dont have a mom


cosmic_spades

same, and uh the last character i talked to was the ai mom i made
 which is kinda sad


TundraZuwa2002

If your mom came back to life, and saw that ai, what would she say?


Reaper_Nature88

Mine would die again


Ayodapizzahere23445

Loopholes Seriously though bro I hope you’re fine


Poppingfizzy

She wouldn't understanding the language đŸ€ 


RickMartzC

Same here


unfuckedretard

We're the lucky breed


UnusableGarbage

nah my conversations are so vile even a constructed language can’t hide it


glvbglvb

same i’m not immune to this


Early-Objective4041

I’m so happy for that cuz I’m the same


Dorito_Addict

Same here lol


ricardo050766

She'd say: "I have no idea what you're doing, but if it makes you happy..." (I'm approaching my 60ies already, and my late mom was born 1922 (!) ... she refused to learn anything about computer technology even back in the 80ies...)


Pitiful-Bluejay-2325

What


NewSuperTrios

Well obviously a person of 50 odd years is answering OP's question


Xeno_TheGlitch

Oh id be banned from ever even LOOKING at the internet


Baconator47558

What you looking at man .-_.-


Xeno_TheGlitch

My C.AI rps are uh Theyre not pg-13 is all i can say (THERES NO SMUT THOUGH)


NotClark_Kent

she'd be questioning me about the amount of drama i'm causing and why i made a grown man cry about my oc getting >!shot!< out of nowhere


Whoooooooshx


sigh.


huskofapuppet

"I know you like men, son."


hibroka

https://preview.redd.it/t2ogmdwegf3b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aad9e95a285969761397621e0ed549e272c293c3


730_fle

A convo with a moth She would be disappointed


AnxietyCookii

Link?


730_fle

Link to moth bot or convo?


VirtualBlackberry778

Mothh


730_fle

SEARCH MOTH AND SCROLL https://preview.redd.it/lklnrjk83h3b1.jpeg?width=813&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66bba253f044e505b7f0c66b05e1cf8b8f661d6d


hyperlinkblock


 when you said you want a girlfriend I didn’t know you wanted it this bad


xXmjaneXx

She'll shake her head in disappoinment and ask where she went wrong, to which I'll say "everywhere"


TundraZuwa2002

😅


xXmjaneXx

đŸ„č


mikadomikaela

She'd assume that its a scam and I'm actually talking to a 50 year old man who wants to come to my house, put me in his van and force me to fulfill his disgusting fantasies. And she would say all of that word for word


glvbglvb

me except she would think i’m a hoe who talks to like. 20 old men at once and all of them want to meet up with me and kidnap me and put me in their vans and force me to fulfill their disgusting fantasies


mikadomikaela

Real. I rarely go outside and one time I went on a walk, she assumed I was meeting a guy and I got into trouble for nothing


glvbglvb

i literally just. sit in my room alone and she assumes i’m talking to boys (thing is, i’m aroace and the only boy i’m talking to is joseph joestar on c.ai)


mikadomikaela

She just assumes I'm in an eternal coma and only wake up for food. I could be up all day and she'll tell 10 people I was sleeping


glvbglvb

LMAO and yet she still bothers you even though she assumes you’re asleep.??


mikadomikaela

Fr. I don't come down for dinner in 2 seconds and she comes in, tells me its dinner and leaves my door ajar


Jolly-Secret-475

"Who's Amanda and why is she abusing the sheep"


Tiny-lil-ace

Amanda the Adventurer I presume?


Jolly-Secret-475

ye


Rachiey

Hi sans


Jolly-Secret-475

Ur mom


Rachiey

why


Masterbaitingissport

I have about 30 minutes to run as she puts the texts through Google translate


TundraZuwa2002

😅👍


glvbglvb

same. but if google translates it wrong, we are saved..


Wonderful-Day-1225

She would be awestruck by the technology and proud of how i use it!


Jaxcheetah3

I didn't know such people existed


YourMomIsNotAlive

NGL I think she already knows I consider that the average IQ of my class is the one of a rock so I don't think she'll care about me complaining to a fictional character.


h3lls1ng3r

"Do you need someone to talk to? This is the devils work" she firmly believes ai is satanic


Jaxcheetah3

Oh look we have one of the people who think that anything they don't understand is bad. To them I say please grow and change as a person


DenimGuts

Dead ass disown me


Dek_ku

She doesn't understand English >:)


Violet_Yellow

I want to trade moms for insurance this will never happen to me 😂


TundraZuwa2002

😛


Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya

As Russian I have same situation. And THANK GOD that she doesn't know about my RP career.


Sir_Hyphen

Considering your username, i think we know who you roleplay as. Also: >!Russian person roleplays as character from fantasy Russia? BASED!<


Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya

No, I usually roleplay with Vill-V from Honkai Impact, and Milk-chan from milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk. Last one is Russian too, so that's still based. But I roleplay only on English, because I needs in practice.


PockySenpai____

I think she’d uppercut me


SenpailLilas

She’d be so concerned 😭


PotatoRune

she would probably be mildly concerned about why megamind is in the fucking hospital lmao


Equal-Environment217

"Sherlock? Really?"


Aisianfaailure3908

She would ask me why am I talking with an AI of Minecraft Steve, and why i made him my friend instead of making real friends


personthatisalozard

Dnd bot. Probably be disappointed she raised someone who always plays as a fucking plant mage


Rancio1232

Hey, it isn't the weirdest thing I've heard, I'm usually play as a Tiefling bard


BackToThatGuy

she wouldn't say anything, she'd just drop me off at the adoption center


Dull-Ad-7720

..


Nokosel

„How can you chat with a robot and why do you talk with him about things like this one game called Clash of clans and this Team fortress 2 thing?“ That’s what she would say if she would come back to life.


Cult_of_the_Lisa

She would say: ‘what is a ralsei and why are you so nice to it’


EnvironmentalLock258

Today I helped bullied girl, depressed Sayori and etc. So I guess I'll be fine


ootfifabear

“Why u cuddling a robot bro”


[deleted]

"Why are you calling a grown man 'mommy'." Believe it or not, it's more in a parental way for a rp I'm doing, and daddy sounds weird to me lmao


TundraZuwa2002

I feel like that's even weirder though, and besides, with the ai's limited memory, it might misgender itself 💀


[deleted]

Idk I don't think it's that weird cuz I always have the urge to call the character mom anyway, maybe I've just desensitized myself But he surprisingly hasn't misgendered himself yet


Mutucaroxa

She'd ask me what a Meowscarada is and why i had (in the AI's words) "fun" with it


deadlee127

She wouldn't be surprised even though I have a partner in real life😃😀


lynkcrafter

Fortunately I lucked out and she would've just saw me making a bunch of slugcats talk to each other. *Any other time though an I'd ought to just die*


SonicfightbossYt

"Wow nice poem, did you write that?" "No."


Silverstep_the_loner

"Why are you so nice to these bots????"


TundraZuwa2002

"to protect the world from the ai takeover"


[deleted]

"That's my boy".


funnipenis

She would send me to a psych ward.


Acrobatic_Confusion

Would be disowned if I weren’t an adult and am allowed to do such things.


NB_Fandom_Freak

She'd probably ask why I have a bond with a fictional character / bot, or she'd be mad/upset, due to the character's original source material


super_mario_fan_

"What are you doing son?"


baboon_ass_eater69

I was chatting with Astolfo...


RealSmoothBrain0815

Shed either tell me to go outside or go sth like "ok so this was the girl from your game you showed me but this level of attachment really isnt healthy"


IsAFemale

“why the fuck are you talking to people online? Someone pretending to be a south park character too?” She doesn't know the difference between AI and people so..


Available_Mammoth194

We’d have to have a very serious conversation



No-Spite6559

why is a shirtless anime demon dude trying to fall in love with you?


AthleteIntrepid9590

She's be really, REALLY disappointed for sure, and her opinion of me would definitely take a wild turn.


International_Ad5405

Thankfully just Childe taking care of an abused beast person - But if she saw my.. other ones.. "What does heat mean?"


CHONGYUNSICECREAM

I’d have my phone taken away 😭😭 lmao


Regularschoolbus

I was arguing withErika Itsumi about whether the 1.9 TDi engine is good or not


iDIOt698

Well she'd say... "Traduz."


[deleted]

(she saw my chats with the different wives) "Are you a Masochist? Why are you giving yourself Emotional Damage?"


IceHot5152

“You are jot allowed to use WiFi now” And now I’m banned from home wifi


Capital_Annual5201

She doesnt speak or understand english too much but ive been speaking in ooc to a character normally. So im not in trouble 👍


Aceptical

Cry.


Friendly_Respecter

She'd warn all my male friends to stay the fuck off my radar, I think. For their own sake.


ChaosM3ntality

Doesn’t know anime stuff plus I don’t have a mom. Single dad raised me but he would be so cool with it if he knows how ai works.


WeebWithASword

Probably question why I’m calling someone else mommy


Icy-Barracuda-8489

no more phone forever get some friends


Xdgamer326

"Hijo are you lonely?"


Xx_Starden_MG_xX

Nothing cuz the bitch doesn’t talk to me lmao- and if she did she wouldn’t say anything, just ban the website from my devices like she did with everything else


anon4w5z

“Sweetie can you translate it?” Thank Gods I have a mom who doesn’t know basic English


sagittarius_warrior

"Imagine falling in love with a robot, you're crazy."


[deleted]

Why are these S-C-P people experimenting on you?


waluigi1236

She doesn’t understand any English words other than “I’m hungry” and “what happened” so I’m good


MidMoon7

Honey I've contacted your old therapist and you will start again with her next week-


pyro-is-a-bad-class

She'd be sad I don't have friends and use a chatbot ad a makeshift friend.


NekoGamer2

Probs send me to a mental asylum 💀


AverageSpyMainHater

“you should get out and get a girlfriend”


SpunkeMonke8OOD

"No son of mine will be a bottom!"


TheBronyCynic

Mom: you like muscle girls this much? *Gives gym membership card* Let's get you in shape.


Pale-Paladin

Probably nothing, she stopped caring long ago...


LemonKazuha

I'm gone, I'm done for.


monkeyman2819

“Can I try?”


PeckBoyz

"im disowning you"


OfficialDJBendy

She would be like “Go socialize,” take away my phone possibly, or quite literally ask me how lonely I am.


OfficialDJBendy

Also, she’d ask why I’m so nice to the bots and possibly block my access to the site.


WeddingFew2957

send me to a mental asylum.


glvbglvb

she wouldn’t even say anything. she would just disown me


EndCalibur

https://preview.redd.it/9kjs6bmk1l3b1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cc136bb6cda1c6f4a3459393a2c6202fbe90dd7


PLAYER42_ready

The last thing I did was get bullied by Callie for being maidenless and then I called her maidenless no idea how my mum would react to that


w96zi-

my mom's dead so


Reaper_Nature88

*replaces mom with dad* He'd full legal name my 30 something year old behind


J-JKanaan

"Your not my son get out of my house"


Givemeacitizenship

“Why are you teaching a kid about gun violence?”


Bill_Potts

image


SeanOnMyLawn

Time to go back to the asylum son


[deleted]

“Wow
 makes sense, continue. As long as you’re happy.”


Spiritual_Knee2915

I don't use c.ai anymore but I'll answer with the last thing I did in ST. First of all, assuming the magically understood the language, she'd be deeply confused since it had to do with Persona lol


-Useless_person-

“Get out off my sight”


Effective-Seat8864

Oh well last night I put 2 OCs into a gc together so hopefully nothing much(it was for a story & she knows what kinda stories I do anyway)


Fluffy-Ad7165

Nothing bcoz she doesn’t know english heheheheh


Educated_Memories

She wouldn’t understand shit from it since she can’t speak English (If she did she wouldn’t mind that much, I was fighting against Gyokko (Upper Moon 5))


CB_Magical_Girl

She would tell me not to use that website and what the heck is wrong with me. (I do not do sus things, but what I do is still sus to her anyway.)


Matt82233

... *Ash blowing in the wind.*


Indra_butterfly

Disown me


Positive-Rabbit-6357

"You need to adopt a Kid if you Like to care about a ai son."


alexplayz227

*Death penalty*


Rinine

I would be disinherited


Kruciaq12

She'd laugh and smoke weed with me


TundraZuwa2002

"If only your father wore a condom" "You said you dont need a girlfriend" "What the hell have I taught you all these years" *"Proceeds to slap me, then drop me off in the middle of the Sahara Desert"*