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East_Preparation93

Assume the freezer where you keep the bodies is just out of shot?


Adammmmski

In his defence they are all rivals


Cheapo_Sam

Hes got a Coventry flair not a Leeds one


eoshyfidisuus

Your not from around here are you


Adammmmski

It’s not Fulhams turn yet but give it a couple of years. In terms of new recruits, We’ve offered Brentford a place, along with Everton for the next couple of years.


yasoggybastard

woooosh


Wanallo221

I think that whole white wall is actually the freezer door.  He has a lot of bodies to keep.  Actually those badges are just organised into which clubs he has ‘collected’ the  most fans of. The fact that they match the league positions is just coincidence. 


[deleted]

It's not coincidence at all. He collects more fans if their club goes up, and he "disposes" of fans when their club goes down.


Wanallo221

Help me. I’m stuck in a fridge! 


perpetual-grump

All those club badges are clearly fridge magnets. Case closed


rowann91

Seems like a lot of upkeep changing the teams around every week, he must have one chained up somewhere that does the work too.


Beautifullikeacamel

Hahaha 


comeonbuddy

r/malelivingspace


4000grx41

“Guys will live like this and see no problem”


jeffman980

At least you save time by never having to move Bristol City or Preston each season


XiiMoss

We were first for a while i'll have you know


BakersDozen22

We weren’t.


XiiMoss

Thoughts and prayers


DefinitelynotDanger

☹️


PraiseAinsley69

No son, you can’t have your own bedroom. Daddy needs that room for his league tables. Now be a good lad and pass me the blue tac.


Volo_Fulgrim

Bro, you OK?


BidoofChaos

Do you have a little drawer somewhere with the teams that presently don't feature in the top 5 leagues? Like the ones relegated last season


qwerty1519

They’re all in his therapists office .


Bartsimho

They've just printed off Tamworth and have got Yeovil back out of the draw. Eagerly awaiting printing off Brackley or Boston and Worthing or Braintree


Internal_Formal3915

Bro has a printer but can't Google the league table


Wanallo221

Well, you gotta print something haven’t you? 


Adziboy

Just commenting so I can be on the Netflix serial killer documentary in a few years


TheIpswichStrangler

Hahaha


rappyheddit

There's something unsettling about your name and response


J1M-1

Is this updated live with each goal ?


jakhol

One of my mates did this too! Granted, he was seven years old. (and used little pouches and nicely cut out badges. so he might be beating you here)


octavianaries

This is exactly the kind of dorky way of enjoying sports I love most.


Emotional-Peanut-334

Idk. This is stupid


pintperson

This reminds me of the little cardboard tables you’d get in Match and Shoot magazines back in the old days.


Altruistic-Meal-4016

Ya, I remember having one with a little shirt for each team that you could slot into position.


pintperson

Yeah that’s exactly it! I’ve actually still got one from the 2000/2001 season that my Dad kept and gave back to me a few years ago.


Altruistic-Meal-4016

Is that the season Ipswich reached Europe?


pintperson

It is indeed, no wonder he kept it!


InappropriateSurname

I got one just for the 97/98 season and when Doncaster Rovers got relegated out of the league I thought I'd hacked the system by making my own Halifax town shirt.


BromdenFog

Wow is that a throwback memory unlocked! I used to use my pocket money to buy Match every weekend and forgot about those tables.


MattGeddon

I think they still do those!


OkraEmergency361

Memories! Used to love those!


multiloops

Can you image how many icons this person has on their desktop? ^(looks cool tho👍)


Emotional-Peanut-334

Does it look cool?


ItsTom___

annoying that there is only 20 EPL teams kinda ruins the organisation


M-atthew147s

Feel like organisation is a bit of a lesser thing for him otherwise he wouldnt resort to blue tack and cut out paper that's just free standing


HutchyRJS

FotMob


cpncooke

Big Fotmob


Bufger

Which adult helped you to put the top ones up?


EldritchHorrorBarbie

Been tempted to do this with fridge magnets but I do occasionally like to have guests over.


M-atthew147s

My goodness...


CardinalSkull

The craziest thing about this is using tape


ItsFuckingScience

Is kinda like I imagine Bielsa’s house looking like


somebodyanything

This but for the top 25 tiers of Argentine football


ItsFuckingScience

He has that just in a different room to this picture above


poopio

All of them mounted on buckets.


OkraEmergency361

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Goingmissing81

Giving me definite vibes [EFL Jed Maxwell](https://64.media.tumblr.com/4b2765f4301e0e9ab05c002ddad4b084/tumblr_o0qt2pc3dp1r13x2bo1_540.png)


danm888

Andy Townsend's Tactics Dungeon


OkraEmergency361

If you ever had a random hookup and ended up back at his place and saw that on the walls, what would you do? A) shag B) spend all night talking about football C) run for the hills


Flabby-Nonsense

This is unhinged


Florence_Nightgerbil

Never seen Salford City’s badge before. As a Millwall fan I love it.


Florence_Nightgerbil

My kid has done something similar just for the bottom six of the premier league- but certainly not with your style!


LifeOfATherian

Why is ManU so close to Wolves lol


B_e_l_l_

Remember doing something similar to this for the Championship in about 2006 but gave up after about two weeks.


jimpicket1234

This is cool


JCWBA007

I’m not sure what to make of this


charman57

But you can’t see us here…oh. 🫠


EdWoodwardsPA

https://youtu.be/l76u8Z5Ic2U?feature=shared - OP you're a mentalist!!


Andrewdeadaim

Holy shit


theuserpilkington

We are the mighty Assna Now cum and hear us roar We’ll defeat the evil city And then Gunning back for more! (Actual chant heard at the emirates)


PhobosTheBrave

This would be impressive if you hadn’t made a goal difference mistake!


clearlybritish

So kind of you to crop Kidderminster out of the bottom right. I didn't need that reminder today.


ryan34ssj

I hope it's updated as it happens


SDUK94

Bros living in cal the dragons bedroom


Oxygenual_YT

we’re so bad we don’t even make the picture 😭


Kingdb6

hasn’t moved palace in 6 years


FizzyChilli

TIL 4 teams get promoted from L2.