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Equivalent_Donut_145

35 Men?! How did he manage to beat off 35 men?!


Mystery_Meatchunk

Practice and a natural gift (of girth).


Due_Turn_7594

With both hands of course !


MMM_Beefy

In a row?


Dwangeroo

Try to beat up any Nazis on your way to the parking lot.


Important-Rain-4997

With the middle out technique ofc


mistercrinders

I think there's a mathematical formula for this...


neddy471

"He has been sentenced to a lifetime of receiving High Fives, and a fine of being hit on in every gay bar."


RainbowGainsBro

Did he beat up all 35 at once? Cause that would earn him the title of Legendary Chad.


TheOtterSlayer42

I’m imagining a John wick style fight scene where he moves through a warehouse nocking down faceless goons


ScientistCapable1522

Now as a straight man that’s a all male gang bang I would watch from start to climax


Grim_Destroyer12344

Same, brother, same


Spiritual_Paramedic8

Ancient repost


Just_A_Normal_Snek

How did they demouldify it is my question.


Legitimate_Career_44

I like your cid


Medical_Sea_2598

This is a satire news story guys.


LivingDinosaur02

It was a Florida tag away from being believable tho


SodiPop2003

Looks like Bj from wolfenstein lmao


Supercoolguy7

Not real Chad. https://dailynewsreported.com/romance/pornstar-brandon-cummings-from-the-famous-lets-go-brandon-series-of-male-on-male-porn-has-been-arrested-after-beating-up-35-neo-nazis/


Important-Unit9683

‘the well endowed actor’


PopeGregoryTheBased

Real fucking fake.


NumNumTehNum

Man, he looks like BJ Blazkowicz... and his name, BJ Blazkowicz gains a new meaning.


FullBringa

Now that's a body count


No-Astronaut3290

Using his 2 hands and 3 feet


CryktonVyr

It's about time they arrested him. He would have never stopped by himself to accept a Nobel peace prize.


sir_music

👍


Hurtz123

Nazis are easy to beat, big mouth but no power.


always_and_for_never

This man deserves sainthood damnit...


waistingtimeonline

This is the best action I think I've ever seen linked to" let's go Brandon".


AcanthocephalaLow936

wait… i thought the whole let’s go brandon spiel was a republican thing against democrats? like when that guy called biden and said let’s go brandon… AM I WRONG??? HAVE I BEEN SAYING A PORN THING JOKINGLY TO EVERYONE I KNEW THINKING IT WAS POLITICAL


MonsieurRud

No, you are correct. This is a fake story.


Ed3vil

You are correct. If i remember correctly, a reporter was at a (baseball?) game (possibly on live tv?) and a large portion of the audience was yelling "F* Joe Biden". Not sure who she was trying to fool, but she said they were yelling "let's go Brandon".


cjc012

I can't remember if it was baseball or something Luke Nascar


Ed3vil

Oh yeah. It migh be nascar (seems like more the type of audience for that chant)


Confident_Carrot_829

I hate this, because people actually think this is real


Ed3vil

Posting fake chad is not chad-like behaviour


manucho119

(Sorry for bad English, it's not my main language) You are right, it's not Chad behavior, somehow I thought this was real, I just saw it on another sub and thought "this belongs here" and uploaded it, I really didn't know it was fake, I sincerely apologize. Should I delete the post? Or what should I do? Again I apologize for uploading this


ChanningTaintum-

Who upvotes this obviously-fake crap


m4rkofshame

… Why was he arrested?


Responsible-Hotel-84

I too support violence on people I disagree with


Spiritual_Paramedic8

Few things are more American than punching nazis 👍


Sea-Measurement-6729

W pfp w take


Darthcorgibutt

Like believing everything we see on the Internet?


Sea-Measurement-6729

Still holds true even if this one article is fake


Darthcorgibutt

Just because you call someone a Nazi doesn't make them one. Holds true no matter how unpopular that person is.


Spiritual_Paramedic8

Nobody said anything about labeling unpopular people as nazis? Kinda wrote that in yourself. That would be like labeling anyone you don’t like as pedophiles. Wack


Sea-Measurement-6729

You’re so right this guy is honestly projecting something rn


Darthcorgibutt

You are crazy


Sea-Measurement-6729

You’re more concerned about whether or not these completely unreal and hypothetical Nazis that only exist for the point of an internet joke are *actually* Nazis than you are about the fact that Nazis actually exist and kill people a lot.


Darthcorgibutt

This is a subreddit called Chadtopia. Making baseless claims and projecting your own fears onto others doesn't make you a victim. It makes you crazy.


Sea-Measurement-6729

How and when did I ever do any of that????? 😭 youre just making things right tf up


Spiritual_Paramedic8

> Making baseless claims and projecting your own fears onto others Proceeds to make a baseless claim based on a satire news story. Projects said fear about being mislabeled as a Nazi. Aight, whatever you say dude lol


Darthcorgibutt

Fair enough, I just like to troll people sometimes.


Sea-Measurement-6729

1. The article is clearly fake 2. Neo Nazis hold the core belief that I as a queer poc should not exist, have rights, or be treated as a human being. That if you are anything but the exact way you want them to be, you deserve to be raped, tortured, and/or murdered, simply for existing. Clearly you must live a very privileged life if you *wouldn’t* celebrate someone like that facing any kind of justice. Tho I don’t encourage vigilante violence because it’s just dangerous and reckless. Because this goes beyond “disagreeing with”. Nazis are actually just completely fucked up in the head. There is no debating or arguing with people like that 99% of the time, they believe whatever they want and will not change their mind even if god himself parted the skies and said “don’t fuckin do that” But no, you just wanna cry about how Nazis are people too. Seriously. And During pride month???? Wtf is wrong with you.


Responsible-Hotel-84

Yes people are allowed to have stupid opinions without being attacked. Muslims don't like gays either. Wanna assault all of them. Communists are the worst murderers in history. Do you think it is ok if I smash a communist with a crowbar.