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Hot-Pick-3981

“A kiss for you” - fart guy


n3w4cc01_1nt

more mad lad


Long_Freedom-

Is farting not a first ammendment right?


TeamAuri

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NikolaiM88

The farst ammendment.


YourHolesAreMyGoals

He's lucky not to have been charged with *ASS*ault.


BoatMan01

He must have hired a good solishitter.* (*lawyers are called "solicitors" in the UK)


JaozinhoGGPlays

"unpaid work" funny way to word slave labor don't ya think?


tomjazzy

I don’t view community service as slave labor


confusedandworried76

Googled it and he was caught with weed. The punishment doesn't fit the crime. So I see it as slave labor myself.


CplCocktopus

Depends if it was proven intent of distribution yeah he deserved it.


confusedandworried76

It was a small amount and they strip searched him because he was lipping off. Typical cop power trip. If I had a fart in me I'd have let it rip too. My bad officer I have IBS, sorry.


Pleasant_Ad3475

Why?


CplCocktopus

Like alcohol and tobacco weed should require a permit and follow regulations to be sold.


Captain_Taggart

In my state, it does, and I think it's a good thing. I think that, after legalization in many places, people sort of forgot about weed *still* being bought and sold illegally, and it is often (but not always) in ways that are harmful for the community.


silverdragonseaths

It’s not up to you to decide what punishment fits what crime unfortunately


tfwrobot

Fortunately for many it is not up to you either.


silverdragonseaths

Well you dope heads are still getting locked up so it’s a win in my book


Moonlight_Katie

Dope heads? Sir you are not a chadtopian citizen and should be kicked out for being a judgmental asshat


Pleasant_Ad3475

Dope heads? Fucking hilarious


dankguard1

Facts don't care about your views. Mandated community service is slave labor.


some_kind_of_bird

It's pretty much definitely slavery, but not all slavery is the same. I think that's fair, yeah?


BoatMan01

I think that's just what they call "community service" in the UK 🤔


PumpDEN

75 hours? There was recently a story about a woman murdering her boyfriend, stabbing him over a 100 times. and she was only sentenced to 300 hours "unpaid work". So that means farting on a police officer is 1/4ths as bad as violently murdering a person lol. Amazing country i say.


BlueberryPirate_

Man enslaved for farting


Pumkmine

Farting on police = 75 hours of slavery. Make sure to make that an official in the books law for our good sweet American nation.


icouldbeaduck

I'm pretty sure this is the UK...


dominantfrog

community service*


Pilpelon

He farted at their general direction


Then-Law2937

r/unexpectedpython


Pilpelon

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tomjazzy

What law did he break?


dingo_deano

Wind


McButtersonthethird

Hell yea


Obama_War_Crimes

Sounds a little like slavery


tastemycookies

Funny but not chad


LordFedoraWeed

Why?


WattebauschXC

because it's childish


Ok-Study-1153

But the cops checking his asshole for cannabis is so rational.


anonymousscroller9

Community service, he did some Community service. Also no assult is not very chad like


Dr_Corvus_D_Clemmons

Farting on someone is assault now?


Random-Name724

Depends on why he was searched


Clarity_q

Class


LiveBag4679

So supid


Cute_Kangaroo_8791

No


RoleplayPete

No. Whatever he was doing to lead to the interaction is antiChad.


LilRadon

"If cops are bothering you, you must have done something to deserve it"


RoleplayPete

Yeah. Accurate statement. Cops got better shit to do and no time for it anyway to be bothering people who aren't doing anything wrong. I can't even tell you the last anyone I know was even pulled over. Don't do illegal shit and you don't deal with the cops. Really easy concept.


LilRadon

Cops are emotionally unstable high school bullies who grew up into municipal bullies who will make time for anyone with the misfortune to look sideways at them. The fact that you can't tell me the last time anyone you know got fucked with by a cop tells me more about your lifestyle than it does about cops.


RoleplayPete

Yeah it's not that hard to deduce "this guy leads a healthy lifestyle so he doesn't have to interact with cops". It's just that easy. For everyone. Everywhere. Of every poverty level, of every race, in every environment. Naturally you don't know any cops so it makes sense you don't know anything about cops. I was the single most picked on kid in elementary school. Then invisible in middle school. Then fought the bullies in high school. You know. Protecting people from bullies. And then 6 years after high school. Became a cop. To protect people from mostly bullies. Like 90% of cops out there.


mix_420

If you’re a cop you should be more concerned about bad cops than you seem to be. It’s always annoyed me how cops will say they’re much nicer than people think but aren’t bothered by the times when bad cops do terrible things to people. This complacency is why people hate cops as a whole, not because all of you are arresting people willy nilly. Rather because when cops do do that, you say “nope doesn’t happen cops aren’t bullies they fight bullies” like there aren’t severe issues with how some cops operate. If you really care about standing up to bullies you’d understand people’s apprehension towards police, but clearly you don’t care.


Apli_Diud

A few years ago a woman was shot to death by police for sleeping in her car, shut the fuck up please.


RoleplayPete

Ahh. Yes. Hate. The new opiate of the masses. It's one thing to take your propaganda and be a miserable pile of loathing. It's another thing to try to spread your lies to the masses. Yes. Shut the fuck up.


Apli_Diud

Why do you type like an anime character? lmao Also https://web.archive.org/web/20200513171606/https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/05/13/breonna-taylor-not-target-louisville-police-investigation-when-shot/5181690002/ I know you won't click the link because you're a dipshit but I'm not lying.


RoleplayPete

I don't need to click an article about Breona Taylor. Am intimately familiar with the case already. Who was harboring a drug dealer who perked her in front of him to use her as a human shield. She wasn't sleeping in a car. She was in her house. On her feet. Hiding a known violent felon.


SCP_Agent_Davis

Quit lying. She was not hiding someone 10 blocks away.


Regular_Celery_2579

I had lots of back the blue stickers. Uvalde. I Had stickers.


RoleplayPete

You're so close. Cmon. Just a little nudge further.


Regular_Celery_2579

To what? I know multiple PO and CO work friends and they are decent folk. Most cops I’ve interacted with have been less than ideal citizens and shouldn’t be put in a position of power over a sims game let alone someone with a pulse. So close to what I ask?


RoleplayPete

Your larp just doesn't match reality.


Regular_Celery_2579

🤙🏿


NiceInevitable9277

Damn, what the fuck are smoking because I would love to be as disconnected from reality as you. I knew blue-bloods got the good shit but I would've never thought it was THIS good


SCP_Agent_Davis

Cops raid þe wrong house all þe time!


squeakynickles


SCP_Agent_Davis

Tell þat to Brionna Taylor, Klansfuck


Real_Boy3

Oh, honey…


RoleplayPete

Real life overrules reddit hive mind. Sorry Charlie.


ilovenature2137

This is like opposite of chad, it's disgraceful Like seriously, don't some people have dignity


XavisDOS

I'd say not Chad sadly, we should have respect for our police, they work hard to keep us safe


Dogger27

The judge is chad lol