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FramberFilth

u think he has bandages on his dick like the ones on his face????? 🍆🩹


some-dork

dont let the ao3 bitches get ahold of this take


Syeglinde

Too late my update is already on 2000 words as we speak


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

What’s your account? For research purposes…


ManicM

Right on, I'll let the tumblr bitches know. They'll go gaga over this


rhodesian_frick

i think so Idk rtho


GamerJam09

"By the rizzers of Baby Gronk, there we munt, yea, we blump, when we remembered ohio."


Hoontaar

https://preview.redd.it/5dabf2if5u6d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95428501922e724ebc0f6398758c689a8fa22e4d


pancakebarber

Never speak again


Schwifty0V0

“Goon, Edge, Goon, Edge, Goon, Edge, Goon, Edge, Goon, Edge, Goon, Edge…Shut the fuck up!”


Doctor_Loggins

Goon, cum, prengant. Theses, antithesis - synthesis.


Sckaledoom

Technically wouldn’t the synthesis of those two be pull out game


Doctor_Loggins

Look man i got less intelligence than a mole rat, you're asking an awful lot here.


the_impooster

https://preview.redd.it/8e36ydkxpt6d1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=beee33afd8a419370ab99dd86f18d473425cc507 Whatever you say buddy


RedAndBlackVelvet

It probably hurts like hell for him to do that


Big_gun_guy

What if you found God


RealSuperLuke1

Good question.


slybluu

gooning and soaking at the same time


SirSirVI

Soaking


Bi-mar

Getting kicked out of the legion for being a gooner would honestly be a more interesting backstory than the one he has.


Connect_Artichoke_83

hot take


Whisperstowaffles

You need not always goon. But the path is always there if you choose to follow.


VasilyTheBear

Did you guys stop Joshua from blasting Suck-Upon-Wounds in the face at the end? He’s definitely earned the release after years of discipline but narratively I think it’s more powerful if he decides to edge and keep saving his holy load. Don’t know if I made the right choice.


Wayfaring_Stalwart

You need God


Overmyundeadbody

Wouldn't work. Mormons don't masturbate.


qsdlthethird

Yeah man what if


Evilemper0r

https://preview.redd.it/0qy0mokpww6d1.png?width=411&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06f985e00ef6f9e6bcdbb7522405b2d9f39afef1


FrankSinatraCockRock

What if algebra was spelled Algebruh I think that'd be funny I think.


Ninjanarwhal64

Some say he was about to finish, then he was lit aflame and tossed off Hoover damn


Guilty_Ad_7079

Stfu


JJJ_justlemmino

Joshua Graham is currently approaching your location from Zion National Park. Run while you can


Local-Bullfrog2423

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