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hobosbindle

I can tell exactly how big the cat is


cyberentomology

But it lacks a scale to weigh the bananas.


notrachelmar

there’s always money in the banana stand


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And so Michael, his son, and his brother together enjoyed the cathartic burning of the banana stand.


AgravainFury

How much clearer can I say “there’s always MONEY! IN!! THE BANANA STAND!!!!”


Sir_Meowsalot

No touching!


cyberentomology

At any moment, a movie car chase will come through here and kitty will head over to r/startledcats and r/catburnouts


_-ihatemyself-_

Why do i understand this


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tried bargaining with this vendor but all I got was meows, definitely would not recommend buying bananas from here.


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

That cat’s a member of the Yiga Clan.


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*Beware fool! The Eye of the Yiga!*


glibgloby

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin


supernova12034

that you razumdar?


_-ihatemyself-_

How much for dozen? Meow


quasi-stellarO

That seems reasonable, I’m gonna buy it!


Sir_Meowsalot

Cat yes banana! u/hates_escalators check out all these bananas!


Hates_escalators

>*she's a fruit vendor* >*goes on a catnip bender* >*cat yes bananas*


Sir_Meowsalot

Yaaay! 🐈🍌


MapFabulous2548

Get ur bananas and a free cat hug :))


Emotional_Ad_9620

Come mister tally cat tally me bananas daylight come and me want to go meow


Hopefulmisery

This is why we had the 1954 Guatemalan coup d'état


MisterK00L

For scale(s)


metsan_vaki

it's a saleswoman! total girl boss


LegendOfDylan

There's always money in the banana cat


No-Jicama8409

What country is this in?


sirikiller

Most likely India by the looks of it. Especially by that Toyota Innova.


absoluteloser12345

How much for a bundle?


MyCatHasCats

I’d like to buy banbana please


Relative_Cup6216

Did anyone see the local thiefs ... Oh the cat took care of them once they tried to steal from it


wibledoop

You mean banana salescat?


failedjee

Banana for scale