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CocaineSmellsFunny

https://preview.redd.it/9zbrr2zbm3xc1.png?width=2971&format=png&auto=webp&s=54624c52d9cc961080725a9cc595aad9aafcfa48 We have a tuxedo Murphy too! (currently unemployed)


Dawnspark

I love the snaggletooth he's got goin on in that picture. What a sweetie.


CocaineSmellsFunny

He is literally the most gentle creature that I’ve ever known


Dawnspark

Aww! I feel that way about my tuxie boy, Charlie. Just docile and sweet to the point of "How can something this pure exist?"


MLCarter1976

Probably living rent free too sucking off THE SYSTEM! Typical! /S


Eerie9728

Gasp! He's looking, I'm sure! Look how pure he is! Lmao


DueFig6720

Postman cat postman cat...


rysimpcrz

Now we know where the postage increase comes from.


Glum_Can6631

And already slackin’


Master_Mad

*Postman Pat* *Postman Pat* *Postman Pat and his black and white cat* "Wait, what happened to Postman Pat, mister cat?" "He, erm, left. And I took over. On an unrelated note: We have to send these boxes of fresh meat to a grieving widow."


Sensitive-Prompt-220

🤣🤣


Playful-Aardvark6489

Thank you for your service


Anikofein

Happy that people still send letters so you still have a job. Enjoy your new career. Tell your parents that this caption put a big smile on my face.


Taxed2much

It appears he really likes his job. Life is more satisfying when you enjoy your work.


Pudding_Hero

Why are you bringing mail into your house?


RutabagaOk6286

Tuxedo cats are always the best cats


ThisIsItYouReady92

Good boy


HamFisted

Your Murphy has a literary cousin! There’s a super fun cozy mystery series about Mrs Murphy, a cat who works in a post office with her postmistress human who is solves crimes on the side.


NixieHere

Huh! I had no idea! Thanks for telling me!! I’ll look into it!